This is the most DISGUSTING Defect deck ever built. | Ascension 20 Defect Run | Slay the Spire

i'm not going to but like objectively probably should i care about extending my defect pb but yeah i'm not gonna do that this way i guess and if i'm strong i can take an extra elite on this path i just draw three defense you thought we were still waiting for my first defect one yeah maybe we are well lightning cold stop eel i kind of want to just remove it's a strong start thank you gail this is such a strong first five floors very very strong probably gonna take some damage here because i don't have a big block guard but that's okay got lots of health now i have even more health hyper beam completely unnecessary absolutely do not need that turbo think no no car draw right i need like a real relic probably and then we're in really good shape maybe save fire potion for slimeballs obviously too late now it's only fair that we would get pocket watch now i would accept the pocket watch don't think art of war goes off very often buffer is really good against slime boss all right calcum is not bad at all at this point in the run cool had it is fine i had good rare chance on the buffer the um core surge was a transform it didn't affect my rare chance unfortunately this doesn't stop the vulnerable but still gonna do it still saves me health does that save me health actually it cost me health the thing i said was untrue maybe i'll die because of that equilibrium's big block guard got a lot of two cost things all of a sudden sort of wish i had a turbo oh well pretty sure i haven't seen one of those so how would i nike i also got a hyper beam oh i forgot about the hyper beam yeah you're right the hyper beam was a rare arguably um i do not generally think i meant to take that here so i think i'm going to not take it i don't know about the ftl i do have some turns where art of war goes off now and it obviously ruins them but on the other hand like it's very good against gremlin leader types of things it's not worthless at all against slavers it's probably just good enough thank you axe what's the decision process on no creative ai cards bad not a very like complicated decision really i really wish i took the turbo hmm i want this and i want this i think this one's more important feels like i should use these even though i don't actually want the damage all that much so 83 77 74 nope didn't drink this getting a bunch more slimed also pretty awkward where are my good cards i don't know i guess i'm not blocking so there's no point in blocking at all because i still have a buffer charge uh still have buffer charge i could have played that turn better cost me two health at the start next act oh well my relics don't exist unfortunately i think this is echo form overseek i don't know hey ek hawkman i didn't get a dog hey genesis you slain on disco man you specie verminator an art of four and are calling together on defect i would say that at the end of act one my relics are about like 15th percentile or something so by that i guess i mean no maybe i don't know they're certainly not like pocket watch artivoir has made me one energy since floor 8. and it doesn't seem great i don't know jelly links the prime damn i think i'm taking stucco i think i'm taking sneko after two energy upgrades into an ftl but it just puts echo form in play faster and i have a doom and gloom and a buffer as well i didn't equilibrium it's fine carnivore did something twice so i'm at fault removing should be good here it's just i don't want to go too low if i'm going to a shop but it's fine uh song is a meme no surely not modeled echo form i draw it seven out of 18 times on turn one rip which is fairly often this isn't awful another striker move is also not awful there's a static discharge i already have a core surge but like this is still a very very very strong relic for a billion different reasons pretty sure these are good enough they're better with echo form than they usually are uh i wish i got those the other way around huh i definitely got those the wrong way around i'd be happy with all three books beacon six the prime but i don't think i can take 23 it's over half of my health they have no sustain i think i just have to say no your gen grommet leader is just a grumman leader really you don't know which book you're going to get from the event yeah please stop shielding the giant wizard good apparitions so far really happy really pleased i can't actually double play one if i want but i think i need to do this it might just be dad like it says not being very good work from schnecko so far in this fight why does everything cost three i don't know i wish i just hadn't looked at this honestly oh i might have been happier if i just hadn't looked is that lethal next turn it is yeah i think it is thanks to the lightning orb okay so in the end i took zero damage um which works for me i guess i was thinking that i would be upgrading these operations i think i'm good with that with equilibrium and echo form ginger is like a little bit interesting with the clockwork souvenir especially against slavers if i don't get a weekend i can save the artifact charge against vulnerable or something i think i can just skip it though how much my damage actually comes from stuff that that cares about i'm sure not playing fdl very often am i do this i think this is from a requiem for a dream nobody wants to see stealth b runs um i'm fine hand is usually okay on defect ocean belt is fine no slavers okay i don't think i'm playing this maybe [ __ ] [Music] it's exactly the reason not to play it um uh i just continued to be invincible for a very long time really feels like all i have to do is play doom and glam and i won the fight um probably not actually meant to play equilibrium there nothing can prevent me from playing doom and gloom twice that little knob i don't think that's its name but it should be and maybe now it is emotion chip arguably good relic hard to make it work with buffer apparition and aria calcum usually hologram is okay with second eye is it okay with secondary right now i don't know i think because i have to put echo farm into play so much i'm just not gonna take it here it's in the way you have to choose between playing echo form and taking 19 or playing apparition and not taking 19. wanna choose not taking 19 just this one time master brutal i haven't been great it's okay we'll like start having a real deck scene maybe actually fascinated that that cool header didn't play twice motion chip is blocking ideally i will draw dual cast do you think that's going to cost three okay okay it's still lethal [Laughter] this [ __ ] game um charge batteries not act all bad echo and i'm lucky thanks for the gift it's up i appreciate it just a good shot a good card for setting up for next turns which will matter sometimes loop should take a loop ah it's 35. this awkward thing that happens with equilibrium sometimes where uh a bunch of three cost cards are wait but i played equilibrium twice okay well that's also awkward okay i played apparition twice sure right yeah i knew that kind of the horny lego minifigure how are you it's gonna absolutely pop off i'll allow it that again i'm good to just wait to draw dual cast again i guess i have two buffer stacks still you nicholas happy birthday nicholas this one's a little bit interesting i have mummified hand they already have one echo form i think this might be creative ai this time because i'm a little bit concerned about my scaling after we get to like turn eight and i start taking damage i'm not sure the enemies die does it feel to be old and decrepit i don't know i would have no idea this path seems okay i don't think i want this shop i don't have enough gold for it but by the time i get here i want that there's also this but i mean it just loses campfires which are going to be useful upgrades on powers i played backpack euro i have i have played backpack hero was okay you twitch directly to the five gifted subs appreciate it backpack hero did not seem like it had all that much in it when i played it it's possible i'm just like good at those sorts of games though i can never tell and never tell like is this game extremely simple or have i just played games like this for 10 000 hours of my life hard to say 35 is middle aged now what should be middle aged what is this song 40 should be middle age okay i already took a charge battery this one's upgraded which is arguably like better i don't know does seem like it would depend on what the average death age was which sounds very morbid picking three with no sustain how i feel about that i thought there are actual physical changes at certain ages um nah wait i have a snicker eye where is like my meteor strike and sunder and [ __ ] i just realized like i'm playing such an underpowered second eye right now i guess i have echo form creative ai and mummified hand maybe it's not that underpowered i'm just looking at the fusion plus and i'm like hmm doesn't quite seem like the strongest way to do that jorbs is balding you're balding i am beautiful do i like a mind bloom or just like for defrags i think capacitor seems like a good card his hello world also a good card maybe not quite as much thank you late night one i don't actually have any orb slots such a powerful card maybe just take it and plan to get an orb slot at some point and it's not unplayable right now i have a loop which makes it like okay i don't know thank you on tamu piledriver plus that's my opinion of compile driver plus yeah and powder ever plus is just compiled right here like the three damage doesn't matter at this point in the run unless it turns out that i need it against rough dimension in which case i will pretend that i didn't say that just then there you go easy seek is not at its best here i can seek for like a zap or ftl and also if it costs low enough it can be worth it to just get echo form i think it's probably just barely okay but it's like just barely maybe i want this for rep though maybe i don't need the artifact potion okay it doesn't do much for us the [ __ ] um okay that's what strength does for us so okay too bad about the resume okay good fights a random stream of symbols hey yeah that's a biased cog did the coke taste chemically you've been told in the past if you take a lot of time off soda it can taste that way uh yeah yes it did shhh seems like having multiple echo forms creative eyes and mama by hand is pretty good it's like no okay seems okay it might be all right how's my day it's been good fussing of the forge is probably okay i have one cold snap what the [ __ ] i have a cool header as well i should take this i guess capacitor usually as a general rule okay my deck's suddenly good thank you concussion thank you nash the lion now i've been having one at a time random stream of symbols was out that i had two artifact charges that entire time sort of missed that was happening you have something bottled it still gets drawn for snekko yeah foreign still have four buffer chargers that seems okay one yard mods thanks to 31 months okay okay that was that was a good floor um i'm always upgrading capacitor i will retain my hand my mouth feels so dry from one sip of coke maybe try snorting it next time thank you thank you for that great tip wiggle it thanks very much for the 13 months why don't i have a cook in my house i went and bought one today try drinking it ah i think maybe zero is the wrong number for this to be on there's no online lucertail as well oh my god i'm not not taking that i never need liquid bronze again i have way too much damage now [Laughter] oh my god all right i suspect that if i fight a weekend one what's going to happen is that i'm going to win that we might guess about what happens if i fight awakened one i don't think awakened one beats this for example orange palettes uh i have so many artifact charges i don't really need orange pelts possible travis this will never find out i was gonna say i'm not getting echo form and play turn one seemed unfair a cup of water thank you tom guess i should play these cards so i can play 12 cards next iron how about send me to the hague as well as putin i'll take that hit i got an eternal feather so i actually have sustain i have not come close to needing that has not exactly been doing anything unlucky okay your first interview invitation since quitting academia it's cool i think i don't really know what it means it seems like it would probably be cool is that the only card in the game that i could leave ink bottle online with there i guess i could lay 12 cards in a bunch of different ways i need a card that doesn't kill with the first time i play it but does kill with the second time gonna upgrade seeks i can get i don't know but with mummified hand it's pretty reasonable i think gambler's brew or card remove gambler's brew is costing me a potion that's fine face out for 20 you thought we were supposed to lose this round now oh whoops i guess i missed that is this that gambler's brew that i was just talking about maybe right wait that's not rudy that's [ __ ] skyrim a rudian skyrim from the same cinematic universe all right and this room probably saved me like half of my health here i have a one focus down per turn i guess i'll take another creative ai turn one lots of good cards seems good upgrade do something here sort of let's use my apparition now like super does something because i can seek and get equilibrium and then i can upgrade and i can double play [Music] apparition next turn i haven't played an attack yet either [Music] i can do this even my it doesn't really like block that's fine this was a really fun duck to play like getting to play a turn like that is just cool but if i end up with too many creative ai's i have five hopefully it'll be okay so oh i could have used weak push in there but i'm just going to discard it instead seems easier thanks for under a bit sovereign can i stall until 30 times 15 not with two storms and play i don't think i have to keep playing cards i can't just stop playing cards here would be a really good time to have pocket watch you're going self-imposed soft lock shoryan gasal gg let's eat in a row as defects i feel like i'm probably not going to enjoy scotch if um

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Published: Tue Jun 14 2022