We're going in HARD on Rampage! | Ascension 20 Ironclad Run | Slay the Spire

five more runs who knows depends how quickly i lose them thank you for the bits ah all right let's go for that i would like a good shop you have a private office you can work naked i do not have to get dressed to go to the bathroom or what it's worth anchor is fine but it's really not great against one elites nothing else does anything here it's not the shop i was hoping for probably have to buy like strength but wild strike flex pellets with no powers i love it what a great idea not actually a good idea pressing d to check deck actually works with the extension are you serious what an awesome extension all right well i spent the gold and anchor has already done something disarm is cool and a hexagons to act it's not the best card against centuries or gremlin up though i think i'm probably strong enough to take it though goodbye potions hello sentries xbox saved three health so far next pot has still saved three health next spot has still saved three health maybe that was not a good deck spot starting to feel like that wasn't a very good duck spot art of war flame barrier i think i'm down a little bit concerned about graham and not but i have 63 health so i'll just get hit a lot at times like a lot of times oh it saved five actually i had the wrong number ashes cool a very very very very strong relic is there a cat in the room one cat two cats there are two cats in the room played strike on the left one thank you for the 100 bits so many bits rampage for hexagons maybe i don't totally hate rampage for hexagon how many cats are there in my home i have two cats sex goes hard with a flame barrier and disarm often yes those were two good upgrades i don't always draw flame barrier at the right time and then i die to the burns not to the attacks it's a pretty good second one what i change about my content to attract this many ceos um i think the idea that i've changed my content in any way sort of funny it's a nice idea okay save nunchaku for our next turn okay save nanchaku for next turn was that good i don't know maybe the average age of a george viewer i'm big with the kids i think mostly my viewership is quite young often my viewers ask me if i know how to dougie or um this would have been funny if i knew any of the names of the things the blade plane barrier i guess floss i think flossing's like 15 years old or something these cards are mostly up all these are also mostly on pickleball i mean they're not they're fine i think i'll just take a philo can you whip a nae nae that's definitely 10 years old am i goated with the sauce um my uncle had a goat uh uh uh nice arrows and down fret regret i don't think reaper is currently what i'm doing it is a good card though actually think about taking bronze scales over reaper ew i think the most tragic thing about taking bronze scales here is i already have ashes i just can't find a way to make the ashes deal enough damage to not need to take something like bronze scales pretty miserable ultra spot i guess is for champ maybe if i when i get 4000 bits how many bits do i get if i lose if it's more bits to lose i might just lose 8k okay should we start a bidding war i owe everyone in chat okay bets if i lose i'm not no no no no the money is going backwards in your scenario so 33 let's just do this i'm thinking too much it's gonna be too much thinking right back since 11 months kind of a jam this is more than kind of a jam this is an entire jar of jelly jellies and jams are not the same you have added sugar i am naturally sweetened by the fruit we are not the same is that the difference i don't actually know what the difference is i thought that was pretty funny though what i just said so please laugh um how often do i think of a joke in my head type it out and be glad that i wasn't there in person so i had a moment to realize it wasn't funny i've never come up with a joke that wasn't funny before sounds like uh sounds like a u problem can't relate personally oh stop [ __ ] something jesus please please have mercy jelly is more blended and jam has chunks of fruit i think um it really depends where you're in the world what's what also i found corruption so i'm a lot less worried about my damage now did he's a feel now man also i found the boot yeah okay also also true good point technically also did that gg book of stabbing i wish power three were good here i'll take an uppercut plus now it's my first weak source take a wipey snatch on a potion boat thank you for the hunger bits haunted bits i will remove another stripe down to two making some progress up this [ __ ] again why is gremlin leader so hard for the stock if i reach 69 heart kills on 420 i think i might get them before then is that okay hopefully that's okay too not okay oh well i guess we can't be friends then oh [Music] very bad can we be acquaintances i'm sorry who are you he's on our knocks oh i could do wheels on my rampage after it stacks a bit it's such a strong card doesn't really do much right now though evolve over shockwave yep one of those straws cards and one of them doesn't would it be the best upgrade in the deck if i took it maybe i want to upgrade corruption the illusion of choice thank you george for being the number one influencer hey you're welcome again how many regal pillows does one need to become so [ __ ] we used to find things that were so clever funny we don't do that anymore now people just say random [ __ ] and like it's funny i just heard bits but i don't even see them in my chat this time weird oh it was you asking about the song gotcha good job maybe warcry is my best upgrade that's a very depressing bust upgrade i sort of have every card in my deck upgraded though oh battle trends battle trans might be better or just corruption maybe just corruption i will take work right with evolve though most clever people are tsugandis ethnicity is that true are you so gundees would you like to be i don't why do i do this i could do so many other things you know i could be a fireman i probably couldn't be a fireman that's probably really hard who's going to sock on this year i do love saws the boot i could be a doctor of a lawyer i imagine lawyers need a lot of doctors i'm sure i win this if i play corruption but i'm pretty sure i also win it if i don't play corruption so that's where i'm at right now actually defend defend deals more damage than flanberry oh why is this too vulnerable in the week face my wrath first i wrath break my wrath oh george didn't know you could voice act oh gee thanks to a chat so kind of you didn't notice am i okay am you okay this is the question you should be asking i mean i'm probably gonna take offering all three of these are better than skep exum is only getting disarm i think i just take offering feels three aoe damage not bad are you better than skip yeah i'd say so go here it's like the entire act there isn't anything else okay skip is pretty good you're not wrong about that i guess i could have played evolve there maybe maybe that would have been okay um how's elixir probably decent not incredible i need to feel that pain really bad maybe i should take a blood for a blood just have another big attack okay am i putting on the mongolian death metal playlist this is the intro to one of the most famous mongolian death metal songs i don't know enough about mongolia to be able to follow that up with a good punchline you'll just have to pretend i did dead branch make the run too boring uh it would make us win much is fun sometimes i was looking for a good punch line not a terrible punch line just to clarify for people trying to supply punchlines in chat some of you seem a bit confused i really want to feel my pain i already got mind bloom i guess i just go to fights now you definitely have to lead that joke with like at least five minutes more exposition i'm not that's one of my favorite jokes but you can't just go straight into it you need to build all right do that on twitch shout out no i'm sure you can pull it off another gambler's brew one is maybe okay did i ever tell the ambush joke no no and i don't feel bad about my decision not to holy [ __ ] deck spot actually seems really good i don't think cultist potion does anything i know i've been like sitting there looking at it for a while but uh pretty sure it just doesn't do anything [Music] i was really surprised that they went with the song for the climax of the joker movie your wheel this back i get still doesn't do very much need a dark embracer i feel no pain [Music] it watcher when please please did watch your win please there is no amethyst key it's not a thing stop trying to make amethyst key happen it's not gonna happen i have to rest next floor well i guess i could get shovel or something actually i probably have to rest next floor another uppercut ah almost but no this runs a bit of a struggle [Music] should play this defend probably oh whoops if you put the trigger on top not the burn i don't have a volvon play [Music] pocket watch that's card draw dawn all right it's all coming together now that's that's a very bad society dad that's like bad enough that i feel like i will remember it for how bad it is uh dead every card award would be a dark embrace or a feel no pain which means that every single time it's not it's because it chose not to be just to upset me that's the only explanation the spire is out to get me card rewards don't have free will maybe they shouldn't so the devs are personally making it so that i don't find a feel no pain that explains so much is it anthony or casey tell me honestly wait is it both of them casey [ __ ] they work and shifts oh my gosh think about taking metallic size for seven damage a turn over a flame barrier plus for uh having a better card it is arguably a better card [Music] it has to deal 90 to out damage flame barrier actually because flame barrier deals 90. i don't think it's going to deal 90 all right there's another boss before the boss fights who's the real boss joe worms or iron cloud hey is the urn in urnbro does that just mean iron sorry i know this is not related to anything that's going on but i'm just suddenly interested does i [ __ ] knew it is pronounced like iron it's pronounced iron brew oh sort of disappointed by that can i kill these probably with like offering or something it's made in scotland from girders i'm glad they're using their girders or something it's very small a weekend one right now okay no corruption that's fine is there a speedy cat jam for punk songs have you tried jorbs plus jorbs plus might work mostly i just want you to use jorps plus don't backseat chats emojis backseat whatever the [ __ ] i want i've earned it i put in my years in the content mines shouldn't jorbs plus be green oh my god what's the joke i'm not sure there actually was one which subscribers only use five or six emotes of the people they are subscribed to you like emotes usually like there are different emotes for different personalities and moods or something like that i personally am big on the dance emotes and the hype emotes as you can probably tell from watching my channel i'm a very hype sort of individual it should make sarcasm emotes jorbs sarcastic what would that even look like is that kappa maybe that's kappa golden cowpaw was a lie it was manually enabled by twitch staff the entire thing was a sham the entire thing was a sham i'm glad jorps arrive is getting some use it's a beautiful e-mount hall oh but which one did you enjoy using more the albion jorbs hug or kappa do you think i could do a jorbs boop emote and it would be like somebody about to steal your nose i don't know if you could make that work in emote form feels like it might be difficult to make that work not your nose exactly that's my point i thought i'm making an email that has an entire experience on it i'm thinking about it right now seems like a pretty good idea but which one shall i compare the way twitchy amount you are significantly larger than the more three-dimensional but not quite as funny oh that's a feeling man i don't suppose this is a spoon so hmm [Music] i um i should have played wild strike uh wait no i didn't want to play wild strike never mind i did fine my play was great i think i think i'm good i think i use this later weirdly dual wielding corruption actually does let me heal two more i'm gonna go for the extremely unusual wheeled corruption play here possibly a world first i'm sure corruption has been wielded before now i would describe myself as certain of that even i already say that pretty sure i already said i was certain that okay bottle tornado is for wow there's a barricade it gets her feeling that pain do i take barricade i don't think no i just take a shrug i'm a bit concerned about my damage maybe it's actually for juggernaut it's not that bad to take in bottle barricade arguably not that good but so not that bad you wield it sure why not i'll take a fold actually all right anyway easy game less easy game i have to think [Music] nice barricade saving me some block there um yep that is exactly lethal damage so say may end up being close it was so close to being able to wield this ocean's question mark yeah so up here there's a potion belt i know that i get consumables which i can use sometimes in fights hope that cleared some stuff up for you okay i could use dark shackles here and give everybody heart attacks we have the heart nine attacks now that things for 37 months good one i think yeah i thought that was pretty good still working on it but you know a good first deployment that wasn't too bad feeling pain helped a lot thank you for the 4 000 bits bao you

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Length: 65min 42sec (3942 seconds)

Published: Tue May 31 2022