THIS IS SO BROKEN! (Bloons TD)

[Music] welcome back to again that I haven't played the log freakin time balloons TD battles so what we're gonna be doing I'm gonna hop into a quick play show you guys how to play this for your new guys and here's a deal the last time I played rock balloons TD April 29th 2015 again over four years ago and that video has only 53,000 lights come on there's 53 thousand likes within like the first 12 hours come on boys please don't make me a fan for my friends alright let's do this so for you guys that don't know what this game is let's go ahead let's hop into an assault so we're gonna play against the random person what I'm gonna show you how to play this game I have different decks that I want to show you guys some of them are ridiculously open then after I show you all this I'm gonna hop in a call with Craner we're gonna do the best of three a winner takes oh come on give me somebody anybody to play please all right here we go word gets a dude named player okay so this map I've never played but here's the towers that I want to use for this first strategy I'm gonna use the mage the ninja and the boomerang and then we're gonna roll roll once give me something good sniper and snipers studio give me something good Oh super Tower buzz okay so here's how this game works you can look at the board you see everything down Center that's all of my money so what I'm gonna do first drag a mage right there and the major is gonna start popping all the towers now I can upgrade the mage if you look in the bottom right I can upgrade the mage with additional buffs so let's give it intense magic yeah and then my next slot that I can upgrade is lightning it's pretty insane but like I said look down center that's how much money I have right now 1400 so let's spend that upgrade lighting but look at the lightning look at the lighting if you look down Center that green money that is how much money I get every so often right now check this out if you look in the bottom right I can actually send balloons towards him he's on the right side right here check this out I've set of blue balloons down here at him and every time I send balloons look at my green number down here it's increasing that's increasing how much money I make over time look at this so the more balloons I said the more money I make but that cost that costs money so I can't buy more towers but I'm gonna upgrade my wizard with fireball and monkey cents yeah so monkey since I believe it makes it to where I can see camouflage balloons okay and if you look up top he has 150 lives I have 150 lives the first to lose all their lives is dead to death okay so here's what I'm gonna do let's throw out a ninja I want to get the ninja right there ninja right there upgrade the ninja with seeking shuriken ninja discipline and sharp shuriken and distraction now this ninja is insane and now the last thing I need I want to throw down a boomerang dude let's throw it down right I can't get in there come on Oh he said the white balloons on me oh no oh no I gotta shoot fast I gotta shoot fast okay okay I gotta keep Center blue to keep Center blue send pig blues at him send big blues at him I got it up by I gotta up my economy this green number is called economy the higher you get that the more money you make okay okay send black blues Adam send black blues Adam just send everything I have so much money right now I'm gonna upgrade nope now I'm gonna save my money I really want to get down this dude where should I put him though yeah let's put this dude right there upgrade him multi targets watch this my dudes gonna throw glaives now look at him and then glaive ricochet this makes it to where the glaive bounces across the entire map it's insane all right so we're fully upgraded we have $1,000 I'm just gonna keep sending things I'm gonna keep setting if you look in the center here that's how many blues I'm sending right now and if you look on his side of the map down below all those pink balloons are mine so now I'm gonna send these pink balloons right here the 90 dollar ones check what happens on his side of the map when I start sending these ready look at all the pink balloons coming at you boy wake up look at his lives isn't lost lives yet though but my economy is getting up there always losing lives why are you going down boy I'm gonna keep sending those big things at you boy look at all the pig with oh he just did a tower boost he just wasted one of his boost okay here we go we got to keep defending I'm gonna put another glaive thrower right there upgrade that there we go look at that look at the glaives bouncing all over the map okay now we need to find oh I could send this Oh would this work well that I'm gonna send I'm gonna send these really quick okay that lessened my economy by five dollars so what if I send this I'm gonna send a bull a giant blimp Adam that lesson two by twenty four but that's fine here comes the blimp Oh candy defend the blimp there's the blimp Oh how're you gonna defend that boy he's not able to defend it do they do that oh come on boy get there the blimp is owning right now they defended it oh look at is what you just got wrecked player how let me tell OTG so that's how you play this game let me tell of GG you want to build up the defense while also attacking with balloons that's my first strategy those three towers that I just used and now this next strategy that I have in mind I'm gonna use it on Craner we're gonna do the best of three maybe depending on how long this video is and I want to use this next strategy on him hold on let me go get the call with him all right crazy you ready boy best of three loser has to give the winner a Lamborghini watch I know I didn't sign up yeah no you did it no you did I didn't and also you don't know who you're messing with because I'm actually a balloons champ yeah okay so this strategy that I'm gonna use let's grab know that tower which you know how many mute my mic really quick hold on yeah I got it I got it I got a strategize okay I'm gonna grab the ice tower the helicopter and then the last thing is this monkey tower right here that buffs all the towers around him or around this okay okay let's bonus roll what do I get all right dark monkey don't really want that what's roll again submarine okay I'll take it you're ready boy yes I'm I'm Ricky I'm scared now do you have like a combo or something for this game are you gonna spider-man me yeah here we go boy round one wouldn't take short well basically scared gonna go boy wait I can only be on the castle wait where does where do they go how get froze oh gee okay there we go weird map Ian why did you choose this one I just need a discard I'm ants don't you I upgraded my ice tower to where it breaks balloons now stop beauty yourself I think you disconnect no I don't look at that look at the balloons dying to the ice dude and then they freeze in place and then they die again I didn't even know that's how it did damage let's put this dead center look at my eleganza dude okay bracket ball did you already got it I got monkeys go right there just hang up I'm gonna go okay so now I just set the helicopter to Patrol dude look at the helicopter dude look at this look at this you've got a freaking ice tower and a healthy okay let's upgrade my my helicopter with quad darts so it shoot for darts okay cool bigger Jack my monkey so they look further pursuit what does pursuit new upgrade pursuit oh no it's like stalking the prey and then enhanced ifr so I can see camo balloons there we go do four send blank balloons after you in that's easy boy guy you know what you're getting pink you're getting blue balloons get blue boy I'm increasing my eco I only got monkey zoo kidding me now if I use this buff that increases how much money I make check this out look at my green number now watch when I press this look at that oh I should do something like that just did a tower boost but I'm not even attacking you yet I didn't know what I pressed I thought you were a balloons master I am I am but it's been a while okay got my boobs off again dude just keep sending just keep sending look at my missile launcher Andy that's dad okay we go let's put this right there that's gonna buff my helicopter and my ice now it attacks pastors have to be okay man you know what I think jungle drums makes it to where I attack faster oh look at how fast I'm attacking now okay oh you know woman now I need to save 1750 so my ice tower can see camouflage Franky you ready put some pink you ready for some pink yeah sure dude oh okay I wasn't ready I wasn't ready Ian what are you doing oh my oh geez wait better prepare right wait okay let's use my eco dude I like this AoE things on the side here there we go 1750 now I can see in this or camouflage balloons I am safe now I'm gonna upgrade I'm gonna upgrade my ice tower yeah this fragment upgrade is so good crazy stop it what get that crap out of here and I'm not sending you anything I'm literally just focusing on myself right now haven't sent you a thing I swear you're lying okay there we go fragrance does it do this help this helicopter is insane oh jeez I don't like the camouflage once because only my normal monkeys can see those and I don't have anything else they can see you no no no no that's not so but they cost a lot so you don't okay look at all the ping blues I just sent at you boy okay well I got bombs so what my ice tower does now whenever it freezes something it sends out shards right ha I want to I want to show you this one time watch the balloons up there oh no okay okay look at that balloons over there they send out shards and delete everything I feel like you're doing better than me right now great I just want you to know that I moved here I only have three turrets no you're counting wrong you know what you want some pink balloons born just wait okay I'm saving up for something special balloons boys gotta pee your mind is gonna be blown okay at the boobs oh wait wait why do you be all that money ready hey whitey are you ready for what it's almost ready just trust me me baby are you ready are you ready are you about to send a blimp at me boy what Tower oh you put down a super monkey you know what boy I'm about to end you I'm about to end your life Luke oh is that a thousand every five seconds I'm getting a thousand dollars boy how are you doing that we out here we out here crazy are you kidding me you actually get that much money I only got 278 Oh No yeah not Lucy OH I have three towers I want you to know this okay I'm losing I'm already losing I'm already losing what did you do and what what the crap did you do this time don't worry about what I did about what I did even my super monkey isn't able to stop it I have 7,000 oh crap okay well can you wait a bit I kind of want to save up for this okay good operated helicopter yeah I want to shoot the upgraded helicopter Gus just don't kill me Eddie and I'm almost I can almost win there you're ready for my helicopter dude okay I think so here it comes next upgrade what does he look like oh okay I'm officially scared hoho you should be born here comes more pink balloons Bart Oh leave me alone with the pink ones man you're 40 life left boy I'm literally not ready what do you think okay okay I want to see how much go that fast scrander that was only three turrets on my side how many did you see I couldn't place any bar cuz I had so freakin many all right so if I win this next game it's all over and you got to give me a Lamborghini I crazy you ready for the next remember if I win this one it's all over I don't know what to do to be ready man I had the freaking sir gonna lose I'm muting by I'm got to think of my strategy okay so I'm gonna do so this monkey to this a banana tower it drops bananas on the ground and it gives you money even more we're gonna go with the basic tower the dart throwing I'll show you why and then my last tower is this one it's the balloon chipper and let's roll for another tower don't even know if I'll use it yeah alright you know thank that whatever and Craner are you ready I think so Ike Ranger let's through this we're back in it I'm a game crash this is not going well here we go you ready get ready boy I'm ready here we go all right so cranes are you ready for this strategy boy I don't even know what to say at this point Ian okay what I want you to do is look on my side of the map right now check this out okay you got a monkey you know now check this out ready what and I thought my name Joe was cool [Music] pretty cool there okay so this shaded this strategy oh my gosh dude look at the balloons getting demolished okay so I believe the best way to do this is to just bam monkeys everywhere I think right and then as the monkeys are shooting crane oh look on my sight look on my side ready mister how about I do the same thing ready for this ready for this ready this yeah what is the head so as the blue chipper that's got a blue chipper it sucks up the balloons and if it's higher than a red balloon it spits it back out right and then as just being spit back out it either really eats its own vomit or the dart balloons shoot it midair do you have a thing that eats look I'm doing the same tactic as you Wow your tactic is stupid just like your face my face is very pretty what did you did you consider these blue balloons right here did you consider oh look at this I'm fine cuz I hope I think I'm okay another one there another one there oh crap you've got a lot of monkeys over there man get some economy going okay I guess with a news coming Freddie got some those guys why do you why do you do why do you always do this to me I thought we had a gentlemen's agreement I'm trying to up my money boy well do you people upgrade you Cody really how about you know how to play this game hey well I'm gonna send a bunch away then nope nope you better not you know at or not sending redbull it's a good way actually that's a good way to help your money okay I'm gonna shave up pink one then since you're complaining ah crap now we're good we're good we're good we out here we out complaining are we good we out here let things suck you little one and all what are planing a it's fine it's fine I don't even care I don't even care I'm not worried about nothing okay I'm a little bit worried a little bit worried let's look a little bit worrying over there you know Michael I am yeah yeah okay I'm gonna put another dart right there set it to first give it the spike and then it'll shoot this entire line down here okay okay so here's my plan here's my plan what are you doing so if I put this this tower right there this is gonna start spitting out bananas and then I can auto collect look at that it's got $60 for its spitting out bananas and then I complete money by sending it to you if I put down a robot watch that banana right there this robot Auto sucks up the banana subdue anything I'll just sit here I'll guess what you got a rainbow balloons coming bro you think I can't you think I can't you know you know I think I care a little bit but I don't die I haven't lost a single one yet so I guess that means I win you know what you think I care you think I care about anything like that you said you literally just cared a little bit you said that you know what I'm gonna upgrade I'm gonna upgrade all my little monkey so you can upgrade all a little bit I'm doing the same and what are you gonna do about it nothing you're not doing okay I'm at half health boy guys if you think I could win this at half health hey Craner I'm at full health if you think I can loose at full health and what once we reach around around 18 you're gonna see something boy I just upgraded my banana farm dude it's gonna send so many bananas out nanobot banana fart dude you ask me all blues boy mr. yellow balloons I'm okay I'm okay all right boy take some take some red ones round 18 what are you doing what did you do what did you do what did you do okay look at the bottom of your screen very shortly what you just got blimped well it's time to freakin honest all this game holy crap so uh homie I'll expect my Lamborghini in the mail just yet I'm not getting a Lamborghini send it via somehow send it via fax if you guys have enjoyed this episode of blue city hit the like button down below hit the subscribe button around here hit that little bell go check out Craner tell him to send me a Lamborghini via fax yes official ending my benders dude I don't know what that means it means you gotta be flaming my Henders bro thanks again for hanging out watching this video and once again before you go hit the subscribe button for daily videos

Channel: SSundee

Views: 6,982,369

Rating: 4.9442573 out of 5

Keywords: Bloons, Bloons TD, Bloons Game, Mobile Game, new mobile game, Child Friendly Mobile game, kids mobile game, kids game, kids, child friendly, child friendly games

Id: JIcA6Pcs6aM

Length: 20min 9sec (1209 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 01 2019