This Game Made Asmongold Rage-Quit

gentlemen it's time where do i get the item that makes garlic better stage four okay all right we're gonna do stage four then galileo's tower this tower holds great magical artifacts and historically accurate monsters okay let's do it this should be [ __ ] easy i've never done a stage before so i'm a little bit nervous about it here we go [Music] is that it wait i've gotta wait where am i which one is it which one is it it's the card i gotta go all the way up to the top jesus christ okay all right we're gonna go axe okay let me kill some of these mobs just so i get some more level okay another level of garlic again good actually i don't know why i'm trying to quick to move i'm playing it's like lost okay good all right we're gonna do um we're gonna do this one for now okay that way i can evolve my garlic later perfect i'm actually feeling like maybe i shouldn't evolve garlic and i keep garlic garlic that's actually something i've been considering a lot what happens if i step on this what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay all right garlic again here we go here we go i'm going to loot as many of these as i can get cross yeah i probably will i'm going to loot all these first though good that's food i don't need food is the garlic buff really big because everybody's been talking to me about this today and like i don't know how big it really is okay garlic again it's way better okay all right great okay let's try to kill this guy okay that i thought that was gonna be like way harder okay good there we go and i should like not stand on these right okay we oh my god bro how far do i have to go this is nuts okay good all right we're gonna get that one right there good picking all these items up everything that we possibly can garlic equals noob trap how could it be a noob trap if i'm winning with it it doesn't make any sense uh it's not a noob trap at all okay and we're gonna do um uh we're gonna do candle collaborator yeah that'll also increase my axe attacks i don't know if i stand in this if it does anything or not i have no idea okay good [Music] good there we go this is an easy [ __ ] stage look i'm actually kind of surprised should i try pichon so what was like remember like that big strobe light that went around in like the entire screen what was that was that peach own it was it was the birdie boys right okay both birds all right let me go ahead i'm gonna go with um i guess i'm gonna go with spinach then yeah i'm gonna go with spinach then let's go with that okay because i don't have the other thing unlocked yeah so i'm not gonna worry about it or think about it okay how close am i now okay i'm almost to the first item good yeah this is no problem man oh damn these things have a lot of [ __ ] health i'm not gonna try to kill them yeah they're way too powerful um duplicator should i do duplicator i'm gonna just go bible again yeah i don't know if i should have gone duplicated there or not it's like duplicator is really good but i don't know if i should like always go with it or not yeah what do you guys think took righteous fire and poe yes exactly that's the plan you know peach on level eight to unlock it okay i'll do keychain then [ __ ] it let's do it yep i'm gonna try it out uh i've never done this before so i might as well see what it's like okay good i'm gonna pick this up there we go bracer projectile speed all right uh should i pick this up or not [Music] discarding okay good idea okay all right let's just do it again uh i'm not gonna worry about it okay uh i just i i i don't know like i just [ __ ] couldn't like it just kind of [ __ ] caught me by surprise i bro like that was just crazy not enough garlic well no it's just that those mobs attacked me and like i just froze honestly bro i just choked like i i couldn't expect that at all okay santa all right let's get spinach good there we go come on yeah brain lag yeah usually things um you know i'm a very good person with predicting things right i'm not a very good person with reacting to things despite what the first five hours of my stream usually looks like okay there we go good bible again perfect did i not do bible the [ __ ] oh i did okay it just didn't it didn't come out yet all right good let's run back up there you want to pick up items on the ground after your six passives yeah i know that but like right now i'm just trying to get the uh the garlic buff that's my goal i probably should have just gotten a move speed honestly since i'm trying to run over there but it's okay okay let's do it you'll lose as always i will not lose like i know that i've lost a lot in the past but like i actually think that i'm gonna be uh i think i'm gonna be able to improve and keep getting better like i'm not a uh i'm not a good learner you know like i don't know what to say but um i'm trying to do better okay that's what really matters try and make sure get some of this stuff here okay nice i probably should pick that up but i'm not going to i might die again [ __ ] i might die again oh my [ __ ] god okay uh what is this here what's is your garlic never learns no i i've i learned i learned that garlic is really good that's why i use it like i don't know why everybody always shits on garlic i actually don't know because i think that it's a genuinely good ability and especially with this update as soon as i get this update my garlic becomes even more powerful nobody's gonna be laughing like you guys can meme on me all you want and it's not going to last you'll see you'll all see very very soon how powerful garlic can truly be hey let's pick all this up there we go nice perfect here we go okay and let's go ahead and go with i guess spellbinder to upgrade the bible that just seems like a smart option i really wish i could get some [ __ ] food though man like this is awful okay picking all this up there we go all right we're going to skip this area okay we're skipping this area we don't need to pick these mobs up we don't need to kill them it's irrelevant so we don't want to waste our time here because we're going straight for the garlic buff straight for the garlic buff boys we'll get the duplicator too since we already have the lightning ring that's obviously a smart idea you need to wear your lucky ears what the [ __ ] is this okay let me kill this guy real quick get myself a treasure chest jesus christ i just bro i feel like my damage really sucks like this might oh my god oh my god bro like oh my god i literally like i don't even know what happened what happened to me all right let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go again replace chair no it's not that it's not that i'm just uh i'm being stupid right now i'm being stupid i'm stressed out i feel like i'm under pressure all i need to do is just reacclimate i'll be okay get new characters it's okay it's okay i can do it as i said many times before i am not a uh you know i i have good days and i have bad days let's say that good days and bad days those red enemies restore themselves i don't like how did i even die like i don't even know how i [ __ ] died you just needed to get the item yeah but i can't do it because i just get distracted this is my third time going over there to try to get the item because i i just keep making mistakes okay here we go get around to here garlic again okay perfect good red skeletons resurrect and will hit you do they resurrect once because like i guess that's what happened right is i killed the skeleton then it resurrected on top of me let me see on this one right here okay wait so how oh so you've got to kill him three times jesus that's a lot to do okay yeah i'll definitely try to avoid that yeah i did not know that at all this is my first time doing the level okay got him i'm taking so much damage man okay avoiding this perfect i really need to get some food man i need to get some [ __ ] food like i'm worried that i'm gonna make another mistake man i i feel like i've got pretty bad brain delay right now it's just not gonna it's not a good thing hopefully i'll be able to do it though i just have to stay focused it's two minutes i can do it okay hopefully this is food please be food it's not okay good moving around using the slowest moving character doesn't help well this is my main character [Music] like yeah so i don't want to use a different character and like change everything up because like i've just already been using that uh i guess we'll go with spellbinder here spellbinder for the bibles okay perfect all right now we can avoid these and we don't fight these guys we do not fight these guys all we're thinking about is garlic we do not think about anything else all we think about is garlic and avoiding the other attacks let's go down this way other characters use garlic yeah but it's harder to get it and sometimes i don't get it and it's just like yeah then i'm not gonna do it okay good so we got up here now where where is it where is it now okay we're getting pretty close to it guys we're okay all right i'm just going to avoid this guy i don't want to deal with them i don't want to fight him okay we're going to get through all these skeletons these skeletons are really [ __ ] annoying holy [ __ ] especially if they're like resurrecting like that god damn [Music] yeah this level is really hard how do they expect anybody to beat this level then jesus okay get through here perfect go around through here good go around to here good another garlic all right we're doing really well perfect grab level up more i'm trying to all i want to do is get up here perfect getting around through this way and let me look and see where i am all right i'm almost there boys we're almost there here we go all right please don't show please don't choke please don't show okay we've got dracula attacking me i'm just gonna ignore him [Music] [Music] oh my god what was oh my god oh my god like i'm just so dumb like i'm just i choked like my brain just didn't like i i just i short circuited the second i saw that [ __ ] man like god damn all right let me all right i'm going to give this one more try i'm going to give it one more try let's go if i can't beat it here i don't know what i'm going to do magic wand if it doesn't work i'm not i don't want to take i don't want to do that look crazy yeah it just happened out of nowhere man it's like i just keep doing it wrong i can't even think okay it like it like i i didn't know what was gonna happen okay good let's get that get some levels and first run up no then i'll mess it up because i i have to get up there because that's where the garlic thing is yeah i have to do that i don't want to wait and get levels because if i wait and get levels then the mobs are going to get levels and i'm going to die it's better for me to just try and get that as soon as i can okay let's do uh let's let's do duplicator let's do duplicator i think that's a better idea [Music] you can't get it low level yeah you can uh nobody else has told me that so i think you're lying i'm going to do it myself and see if i'm going to see it for myself you guys know me i don't believe anybody except for me good let's move out of there nice those guys are all dead perfect nice okay getting over here we're gonna get to the first the first one is easy to deal with keep that in mind guys like the first uh the first area is no problem there we go we'll get candle as well we probably should have gone with the tone but we didn't at least now i have a larger garlic so i can kill more of the mobs and also like the thing moved i didn't know it was gonna move none of the other abilities have moved before so that caught me off guard as well okay moving out of here good all right doing just fine can you cheat death i don't know no i don't have the cheat death thing i do not yeah that costs a lot of points and i don't have that many points okay good and we're gonna go with uh i think we're gonna go with armor let's go with armor since i'm dying anyway i should probably go with armor anyway perfect got him got him got him okay and i guess we'll go with rune tracer yeah let's go with that [Music] okay just 100 focus 100 focus don't make a mistake just don't make a mistake just get it right [Music] and we're gonna go with spinach obviously i think we're gonna be fine here all i need to do is pay attention and make sure that i don't run into the wrong stuff how close are we we're about halfway this is it please please please get through this okay now we've got the oh my god um [Music] okay i'm gonna try to get through these guys there we go nice nice nice okay i gotta be 100 focused here these red boys are really hard to deal with man holy [ __ ] getting around through this perfect bottom right through the middle here uh i'm not gonna go for that that money i'm not gonna go for that money i'm just gonna mess it up if i go for that money here we go here we go what [Music] what [Music] okay all right come on please just let me get it please let me get it yes holy [ __ ] oh my god oh my god i got it alright so what do i do now i actually got it there it is get healing is doubled recovering hp damages nearby enemies for the same this is it right here we got it so i got it now right i'm i'm done i beat it yes okay great all right i'm going to move away from these mobs and i'm going to start fighting i can't move like they're so i'm slowed or like why can't i not move my character okay let's see if i can get over to him maybe what is this i've never experienced this before okay let's pick this up you're getting kited i i don't know what's happening what's this armor is that armor it is okay good armor [ __ ] yeah maybe i should kill dracula here maybe he's the guy who's actually slowing me it's not really working yeah i can't do any damage to him [Music] i can't maybe i should go run to one of these i can't [ __ ] oh my god okay um maybe i go over here okay let's go try to kill dracula got him all right dracula's dead okay so that didn't work so i'll try to kill this guy actual garlic god yes we're doing our best okay which is obviously bro i can't even get to him okay maybe i killed this guy here what is this [ __ ] man this is so annoying [Music] okay that axe will probably knock him back i'm just gonna i'm gonna die i'm actually gonna die [ __ ] but i can't move i can't do any i i i i i i die [ __ ] i ran into the guy [ __ ] man [Music] i can't god all right all right all right all right all right rune tracer again we're gonna go rune tracer again there we go jesus i'm getting tilted i'm actually getting mad i'm i'm actually getting mad okay good i can't [ __ ] dude i can't [ __ ] get to him [Music] um let's move up maybe okay good let's get spinach easy hopefully we got something good getting kited this sucks bro [Music] this sucks so bad go down to the arrow i can't it's too far away i'm getting kited constantly how the [ __ ] am i gonna go down all the way to that arrow there's no way that's gonna happen okay let's kill these guys all right and they just did not okay so did i get the item did i at least get the item did i get the item so i have it and it's permanent right the item is permanent i have it and i never have to think about it again is that correct just just just exp tell me that yes it is permanent i never have to think about it again okay good now let's actually play the [ __ ] game thank god that was so annoying all right it's time for a rematch do hyper i don't know if i'm ready for hyper man i really don't know if i'm ready for hyper like hyper's faster to win i'm gonna just do it i might just do it [Music] okay okay all right bible there we go there we go nice good okay all right whip let's go uh let's go axe let's go axe all right big dick damage let's go this is where i redeem myself killing all these i'm about to get my level again there we go got it spinach let's go there don't evolve garlic why would i not want to evolve garlic especially with the new buff i got i'm going to evolve garlic 100 that's the first one i want to evolve okay go back over here good all right let's go um we're gonna go garlic again let's go garlic again yeah it whipped used the same as garlic i'll should i go whip too i could go with whip as well because now that i have like the lifesteal like wouldn't that be really good okay let's do the uh let's do the candle thing yeah whip is good all right we're gonna go with whip whenever i get it we're gonna do it okay and i'm just gonna go over to that side and try to get the item okay i'm gonna make my way over there focusing as much as we can i feel like i'm already overleveled i'm already popping off okay uh candle let's go ahead we're gonna go with um oh let's go with bible let's go with bible again bible is obviously the right decision here good this yesterday i just got max rune tracer bro like i actually have failed this so many times i've failed this so many [ __ ] times i don't know what to say okay look at all that extra damage i'm doing okay good all right there's spellbinder we're gonna go spellbinder too like i would normally go garlic in this situation but i need spellbinder spellbinder is going to give me big dick bibles and that's exactly what we need good nice fireworks trash i don't think firewand is trash i think fire one is actually quite good okay uh let's do bird we go bird mode all right all right let's go bird mode let's go who gives a [ __ ] let's do burn mode i've never tried this before so i'm a little bit nervous but we'll do what we can okay the next thing that we're looking for is the whip okay we want to get whipped [Music] kill all these guys too there we go all right perfect bottom and uh we're gonna go garlic again garlic again nice look at this [ __ ] damage man i actually feel like this time i'm gonna hit level i'm gonna hit 30 minutes like i've lost guys i've watched with eight seconds left okay you have to understand this um uh we're gonna do uh uh let's do garlic let's do garlic again good yeah i think garlic's the right decision in that circumstance and let's see where we're at right now okay we're very close to the tone perfect okay there we go and we're gonna go with bible again so we're just looking for the whip right now we need the whip okay good nice okay move down here i think the first big boy is gonna be coming up pretty soon i'll be able to upgrade yeah there he is all right let's kill him hopefully this will be something good uh we'll see what happens i feel like my bird isn't doing anything he's [ __ ] useless okay here we go uh lightning ring rune tracer uh i guess we're gonna go with uh uh i really don't know what to do let's go with lightning ring okay that took that was way too much damage wait why am i taking damage okay good [Music] bird gets better later okay [Music] damn a bible an axe and a candle holy [ __ ] that's insane okay now we're playing the game okay [ __ ] oh my god dude i don't want any of these oh my god i don't want any of these man like banish okay uh i'm gonna banish wings okay i don't know what that even did okay let's try and pick up some food here nope no food we're on a diet apparently okay let's look again all right i'm basically next to the tome i'm just gonna wait here for now yeah i'm just gonna wait here okay i'm gonna unlock my damage here and uh let's go garlic again we're gonna go garlic again another point into garlic now they can't they cannot penetrate my defenses you see that [ __ ] right there that's all it takes garlic is ass later no it's not how is it ass okay uh let's go with axe let's go with axe 20 more damage or sorry 20 base damage is [ __ ] huge especially now because i'm recovering health over time yeah this is no problem i think i can easily win this now garlic is strong early and sucks late no it doesn't suck late because it keeps mobs away from you that's why it's so good nobody understands why garlic is good like i feel like i'm the only person that uses garlic i i don't even know why i think that honestly i am there's bible yeah i know the bible's good bible is very good like everybody that i've talked to says i'm an idiot like uh not in general but like about this it's bad late game no it's not okay good and we're gonna duplicating we're gonna duplicate right here perfect okay we'll cleave down all this stuff i'd really like to get some better stuff from this guy but uh i might hold off on the chest like what do you guys think should we hold off on using the chest i i i think that we should i actually think all right yeah we're gonna we're gonna yeah hold off okay yeah let's go for it uh i wanna max out garlic right now there we go there we go look at that look at that holy [ __ ] dude birdie boy wait what do you mean birdie boy did i do something wrong i don't think i did yeah i'm doing great all right we need one more garlic you can't evolve until 10 minutes that's not true is it i don't know if that's i don't think that's true i think that's not true okay good yeah it is no it's not i don't believe you okay and uh garlic level 8. okay let's find out right now i've got garlic all the weight big dick garlics big dick garlics let's see it [Music] what is this a new patch i swear to god that was not how it used to be like i feel like that's 100 not how it used to be dude my garlic is becoming so much more powerful this is incredible oh my god this is okay all right i'm gonna stop right here let me stop right here i'm getting too out of control now you're playing on hyper mode only certainly certain maps let you evolve early really bro what the [ __ ] i wish i had known that really like i had no idea about that wait did i just get 500 did i just get 500 [Music] garlic doesn't have knock back yes it does garlic has huge knockback 300 that's still a lot of money okay let's go ahead and do that i should not have done that i walked right into that okay all right i don't know why i'm moving i should not move a true garlic rod would never move all right there we go okay i have to move a little bit all right we have to level up garlic again yeah we've got to level up garlic again uh which one do we go with i think we're gonna go with this one here because now that i regen more health my regen deals damage so because my regen deals damage that's even better look at this look at this big dick damage right here the longest the biggest the fattiest the vaness dicks right here come on move out of this perfect come on avoiding avoiding everything avoiding literally everything well i actually um i like i like this game i know i probably said this before but i i actually i do like this game this is a oh let me let me whip let me whip i'm gonna whip okay i have everything that i need i have everything i [ __ ] need okay so what do i what do i get now oh we've got a big dick we've got a big dick here let me focus on the big dick i've gotta deal with the big dick okay there we go big dick damage on big so should i even try to should i pick up the chest oh there is no chest okay never mind okay let's pick all this stuff up instead all right we're gonna go with um we're gonna go with um we're gonna go with a bible bible bible bible hollow heart for whip okay hollow heart that's what we want to go with make sure i pick up all the rest of this okay good hollow heart for the whip perfect this is this is my run by the way okay and we're gonna do um uh lightning rings uh i should have probably gone garlic there but i didn't or not garlic but the candle which increases my garlic so oh my god that's really good okay watch this watch this literal garlic god i cannot believe people think that this is not like there's anybody out there that thinks that this is not [ __ ] best here this is beyond us here this is all tears at the same time look at this look at this [ __ ] damage i'm out of control i can't be stuck i've got every best power up right now this is it this is where i'm going all the way i'm going all the way boys let's do it come on i'm gonna go pick up this home in a minute all right we're gonna go with uh we're gonna go with uh we're gonna go with uh we're gonna go with uh we're gonna go max let's get axe come on go tone yeah let's go get the tome now why not okay good and uh let's go with uh let's go axe this is the easiest gg i've ever had my entire life watch out moving out of those a track door let's get all these doubling up again there it is duplications got it picking up the tome as well get come on this is where i win this is where i [ __ ] win okay all effects uh let's see here let's do to spinach good picking up all that easy easy easy easy easy there we go all right tome again uh let's go with um oh let's go with axe let's go with axe we're gonna get these upgrades as fast as we can look at that massive damage huge damage right there huge damage let's go give me that big dick [Music] either unholy bibles yep there it is unholy bibles holy [ __ ] that's it i beat the game i beat the game i can't be stopped uh i've ascended it's only minute 10 and i feel like i could take on minute 25 right now that's how good i feel okay let's pick up all these there we go good all right let's go with uh let's go with axe again so we can level that all the way up okay after that we're gonna go with peach bone okay we've got that good there we go there we go there we go move right out of this perfect peach phone walk by buy it no it's okay what else do i have there's nothing else for me to go for nothing else that's perfect see even these medusa oh wow this one actually has a lot of help oh is that a boss oh it was i think that was a boss look at this even whenever they try so hard to get through my defenses they still can't do it all right let's get another level up here we go this is another evolution [Music] bro i'm feeding myself rare candy look at this i just got my [ __ ] scythe it's over it's over boys it's just [ __ ] over like it's actually over oops okay there we go and we're gonna go with spinach let's go spin ash again we'll do peach bone later okay going all the way through here picking all this up picking all of this up look at this damage oh my god oh my oh my god look at this oh wow look at that okay and we're gonna go with uh [Music] i don't know what to go with let's go with um maybe uh go with whip let's go with whip i think whip is i think whip is gonna be huge max out whip is gonna be huge look at this yeah we're gonna go big dick whips big dick whips because you've already got the other stuff it's gonna be fine look at this i'm not even taking damage i don't even take damage perfect all right we're gonna go with a whitening ring again i want to level up all my weapons first uh just because i think that'll be better and then i'll go for passives after that okay let's pick up all these good all right that's gonna give me almost another level too okay good i'm gonna save that for the next boss okay i might as well use it right now okay good and uh let's go um uh let's go um uh uh let's go spin ash there it is i auto deleted that [ __ ] auto [ __ ] deleted well i don't know about that i don't know if tom's the right decision i'm genuinely not sure i felt like what i did was the right decision okay good now let's go with um uh we'll go with tome here we'll go with tone yeah that now we went with tom you guys happy you guys feeling better now okay good 12 minutes in 12 minutes in and we're just getting stronger see i've already got two evolved items as soon as the next elite shows up i'm gonna kill him instantaneously let's get some money i wish i had the uh the vacuum man like that would be so nice right now okay there's the big dick right there look at that damage dude look at that [ __ ] damage jesus oh garlic's not that good then explain what you're seeing on the screen look at that and it's not even evolved yet this isn't even its final form that's that's bible doing all the damage yeah yeah but garlic is yeah that's that's yeah that's true okay and uh let's go with empty tome again perfect i really really really like to get a vacuum cleaner uh in game not not real life of course okay where's the vacuum i just still can't get one man okay i'll wait right here oh oh oh there that could be an upgrade that could be an upgrade right there come on give me the upgrade there it is there it is let's go pay me [ __ ] [Music] it's [ __ ] overdose evolved garlic they didn't even know that they weren't ready for this one boys they were not ready for this one look at this oh my god oh my [ __ ] god boys all right tommy oh [ __ ] we're going again candle again all right spellbinder uh let's do i don't know which one i should go uh let's go um whip again i want to upgrade the whip as much as i can because the whips lifesteal will allow me to steal life okay we're gonna go whip again sorry to deal damage it'll allow me to deal damage there we go there we go there we go look at that damage that's how you play the game right there boys see that now as soon as i get my whip all the way leveled up i got one more level on whip and i'm gonna pick up that chest one more level i'm with one more [ __ ] level chest i'm not gonna get it yet oh there it is there it is there it is all right we got uh we got uh we got uh we got uh oh uh we got we got peach bone peach zone all right there we go and we're gonna go candle collaborator and we're gonna go with uh maybe a lightning ring i don't know whitening ring yeah let's go back okay good and we're gonna go uh we're gonna go uh let's go lightning ring okay and we're gonna go peach bone again let's go peep again there we go nice we still haven't gotten another one of the whips man i need the other whip come on give me a [ __ ] whip give me a [ __ ] whip where's my whips okay oh my god where is it this has got to be rigged or something how's this even happening to me okay there it is [Music] that's it it's over it's over i beat the game i beat the game let me explain why i beat the game look at that damage that's why i picked the game even even the ghosty boys can't do anything even the ghosty boys they can't do anything to me all right and let's go with um i'm gonna go maximum health the reason why i'm gonna go maximum health is simple it's because basically i'm gonna have a larger window in which i can take damage i did that that was a tactical decision spelling binder for bird yes we're going to activate the bird very soon okay don't worry about it okay let's clear all of these i'm just looking for that next level so i can get this next item okay there we go i can't even take damage even if i wanted to all right let's go uh let's go um let's go uh uh let's let's go lightning still want to level that up the bird is the last thing that we're going to upgrade okay because i actually don't know how it works look at this it doesn't even matter this is insane uh okay we've got that got one more oh my god it's just i just win i'm a god i've actually ascended beyond okay let's pick this one up good all right there we go this is my uh this is my ascension of the uh of the ring all right now we're going into bird mode okay now we go into bird mode bird is not unlocked yet yeah i knew that yep i knew what oh my god oh my god bro wait oh my god 25 000. oh my god i'm so stupid man i'm so dumb like how am i so dumb ah i just i'm just so frustrated with myself why did i make such a stupid decision why why am i so dumb constantly man i'm just i'm always so stupid like what is this like what's wrong with me man [ __ ] let me try to beat this one actually let me try to beat this one i'm just i'm so stupid man i always make these dumb mistakes all the time let's go it's gonna be fine i'll use this one it'll be okay let's go i've got cocky i just know i i have like these like brain farts where like my brain just like turns off and i just make bad decisions that's all there is to it it's not any more complicated than that there's no uh you know fine print i just walked into him because i just didn't see him i was thinking about something else [Music] that's the way my brain works it doesn't god damn it man [ __ ] like i almost had this man i can't beat the library [ __ ] oh my god i'm so stupid man [ __ ] let me garlic i'm gonna garlic again it's fine it's fine listen you win some you lose some and if you're me always you just [ __ ] can't stop losing let's go again [Music] libra is the easiest well i can't beat library i beat the first level i couldn't beat the library though okay i don't need to worry about them they don't do anything none of these guys do anything everything's fine try one game without garlic no [Music] okay all right let's do bible again perfect i'm gonna pick this up right now please give me three it did not garlic's absolute dog [ __ ] no check your twitter post what twitter post what which one do you mean what what twitter pros what people want me to look at on twitter if you want me to look at it on twitter i'm busy okay yeah what is that all right there we go that's like messed up okay good one there we go all right let's go with uh let's go lightning ring again let's go lightning ring again like we had a really great cup we had a really great comp it's fine yes i'm busy i'm busy playing a video game okay and yes in my in my world that is busy okay garlic again you just buff up with that we're gonna be fine good [Music] the the real reason i need to do garlic is because garlic does a push back and i straight up my focus is so bad that i need the pushback to to like counteract that like i will make mistakes that's why i need the pushback the pushback is actually necessary for me there we go all right we're gonna go with um uh we're gonna go with uh we're gonna go with whip let's go with whip and that's literally no pushback no it does it does have perspective garlic does have pushback i don't know what you mean okay good bible again let's go bible again i had no idea you couldn't level uh you you couldn't have all of your weapons until 10. that's crazy [Music] [ __ ] okay good all right go uh let's do uh let's do spinach let's do spinach there we go good actually maybe i shouldn't have gone spinach i i don't know like maybe i should i i have no idea okay i got hit again like an idiot okay and let's go i don't want to get any of these [Music] uh i don't want any of these do i banish do i banish banish wing okay alright i banished it i keep taking damage okay moving out of that shield is good i don't think the shield is that good personally uh it just like never works for me okay hopefully this garlic will become more powerful yes it is okay good all right this guy dude he's so fast how is he so fast look at that this is insane like oh i'm getting destroyed [Music] okay he's not he's not dying can you please die can you please [ __ ] die man okay i'm gonna pick up all these and get all this as much as i can all right we're gonna go with uh we're gonna go with uh we're gonna go garlic okay good i'm gonna read all this too there we go all right as soon as bibles come out he's gonna yeah he's dead now all right good [Music] okay 138 that's pretty good your biggest problem is garlic push back is strong early game but later on you had higher damage with the weapons i'm never gonna make it to later game if i don't have garlic i'll never make it okay let's go hollow heart okay good all right let me pick this one up too perfect and i can pick that up and use that whenever i want that's really good to have okay killing all these really really good job okay perfect and let's go with uh let's go with candle again let's go candle because like my garlic is already really high i want to make sure i get candle right clip to skip chess guys i i don't i let me play the game okay good everything goes really well whenever i'm playing until i lose like that's the problem is like losing randomly okay i don't want any of these i think we're gonna go with magic wand yeah we have to go with magic wand okay good there we go yep i don't want to hear anybody out i don't want to hear anybody's ideas or suggestions i only do things my way and if i'm not doing them my way it doesn't work okay good perfect and let's go with uh let's go with garlic again yeah especially early on garlic is really really good you need tome let me see i can't get to him yeah i can't get it all right this should be fine why is why are the knockbacks so heavy i've never seen that before they're so powerful what the [ __ ] is that because i'm on hyper mode or something [Music] it's just nuts it's the bible knockback yeah i've just never seen it knock you back that far all right let's see if i can maybe get these guys yeah there's not really one jesus christ there's a lot of stuff going on here okay pick up all of these they shouldn't have spawned that guy directly on top of me like that was some straight up [ __ ] [ __ ] okay uh at least now these guys are dying i can just get some more levels that's gonna help me out a lot okay good i just need to like right now i'm in a really really really bad spot like i don't think i need that uh that that like uh thing but you know we'll see what happens this is getting kind of bad because i'm trying to level up the whip like i need to get everything leveled up but like nothing is getting leveled right now because i just can't get any levels i've gotten a bunch of like really bad rng too okay we got that at least let's pick this up okay here we go come on please be good please be good please be good all right we got a lightning ring lightning ring is really good okay here we go all right and we're gonna go with whip that's perfect okay i'm gonna wait right here i'm gonna let these guys come to me i'm gonna let them come to me i i don't think these guys are gonna kill me at all okay that was really bad i looked at the uh i looked at chat um i'm gonna be honest i looked at chat there that's that yeah i lose focus man i lose focus okay good [Music] i i bro i need more i need more damage okay i'm gonna do it right now i'm gonna do it right now i can't i can't [Music] i can't i'm actually gonna die i'm actually going to die i'm actually going to die like i'm so stressed out right now okay let's go garlic got it okay cleared all those we're good just get this out of the way [Music] there it is all right now we are leveled up and we are ready to go see this is how easy it is now because i've got this and i've got uh let's do lightning ring right now now nothing can stop me [Music] okay good look at that okay those guys just hit me but it's okay it doesn't matter because i want to get the uh the life steal from the wand really soon and i'll be fine duplicate or two duplicating attacks would be totally fine yeah why did i was able to evolve at seven minutes because i thought people said it was ten i guess it doesn't really matter though does it i it's the map oh does it tell you yeah i have no idea okay we'll just go up to the top then i'm gonna get the uh this suction good okay and let's go spellbinder spellbinder i needed that i didn't have a spellbinder the green boys are really strong wait holy [ __ ] the green boys are jesus christ the green boys look at him they won't even die okay let's go whip [Music] okay come on perfect good good good everything's going just fine right now three evo run wait what do you mean no i'll be able to evolve everything in just a minute i i i'm still so triggered that i messed that last map up like it's so annoying okay let's go uh let's go axe we're gonna go axe axes are good because they can do a lot of damage yeah i think this is actually the perfect this is the perfect uh the perfect oh my they're god gonna do that again are they oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay good and we're gonna go with uh we're gonna go with whip again let's go with whip again jesus christ perfect build yeah i think this is the perfect build it's it's perfect that's why they tried to kill me because they knew it was so good okay perfect pick these up too all right i don't know if i can level something else up yet or not i'm gonna try to get one more level first uh if this guy even drops a chest after all i don't know if he will perfect good let's pick all this up good [Music] um man i really wish i had better like these bibles it feels like the bibles are doing all the damage like garlic isn't even doing anything that's really how i feel i feel like garlic's letting me down okay let's go whip we do one more whip and we're fine uh i'm not gonna get that chest yet or not okay good yeah it's just jesus christ well this hyper mode is [ __ ] hard guys like i don't know if i can do this i'm getting stressed oh my god oh my [ __ ] god boys oh my [ __ ] god all right we have two chests right now two chests we're waiting to get these upgrades and then we're gonna hit both the chests yeah this is totally fine garlic broke my spirit no no i'm okay uh i'm just i'm upset i lost that map though man i'm gonna be honest i'm very upset about that [ __ ] pissed okay this is really bad this is really really really [ __ ] bad okay up here okay let's try to kill all these i got big legos here okay nice and let's go whip right here perfect okay bible again okay we gotta circle around we'll circle around a big lap around there we go there we go let's get that food food deals damage remember keep that in mind i ran right into the green boys that's that's bad okay i think i can get an upgrade here come on but no damage man i know my damage is awful trust me bro i [ __ ] know that i have the red whip now the red whip is going to just completely take us it's going to completely take us to the next level like look at that look at that i told you guys that's the power of the red whip that is the [ __ ] power of the red whip okay we're duplicating as well see i i knew it was an investment i knew it was hard to do but i knew it was i i knew it was worth it okay let's get this one again there we go perfect all right we're gonna do magic wand all right we're gonna do bible squeeze bible please bible lightning ring we need one more bible one more bible and it's over like we get one more bible it's actually over okay this is really [ __ ] bad okay i'm gonna stay on them right here huge [ __ ] damage on this guy actually huge [ __ ] damage on this guy there we go nice okay got it all right bible there it is that's level 10. [Music] stop drinking senior games why would i drink something okay perfect got it we got ourselves a red boy let's do it now now all right there's no way i can move now pretty much no way i can lose okay i'm just gonna pick this one up i just picked it up because i just i didn't want to have two chests open and i'll be able to get more chests after this anyway that's another axe i need another axe now what level is this axe is this level eight axe level wait level one i thought i had like what i thought oh i thought he was like rubble with tan or something yeah i thought it was all like level two [ __ ] okay let's pick all these mobs up okay this is all fine all this is totally fine look at look at this with damage look at this damage guys see that space damage as well i actually can't die i literally cannot die even if i get attacked i just immediately fully heal it back i feel like i'm playing diablo 3. look at this damage okay we just need to get more levels man more [ __ ] levels i feel like i should just get the chest uh let me let me get my next upgrade and if it's not something good i'm gonna get the chest okay axe spinach uh it's just it's so far away uh let's pick up axe and we're gonna go for that i'll get another chest anyway it's not a big deal let's go for it come on yeah we're gonna go for it can't die yep exactly i cannot die spinach just what i need okay good and come on come on come on i know it i know i got space i know i need another one of the uh uh the vacuum cleaners let's see if i can get one okay and we're gonna go with lightning ring again okay pick up all this okay really really really good really really really really good okay we're gonna go with uh spinach again oh [ __ ] now we have the iron golems uh iron golems already [ __ ] uh we're 14 minutes in though it's okay okay good all righty and we're gonna go with uh magic wand we're gonna go match one i probably should have gone with the heart but it's okay maybe actually you know what magic wand probably was the right decision there these mobs are doing a lot of damage i'm sorry you guys know what i mean very good and we're gonna go with uh uh effects we're gonna go with spellbinder let's go spellbinder good all right boys see how far we go it's almost 15 minutes in go get the tome i'm not gonna do anything [Music] spellbinder again spellbinder again obviously spellbinder again obviously spellbinder again pick up the red boy right there oh [ __ ] why didn't i get that there we go got it perfect axe again hey if i keep getting upgrades i'll be able to get the axe again okay uh i don't know if i'll be able to do this or not guys i'm i'm not feeling that confident to be honest with you like the last maybe that's a good thing maybe it's good that i don't feel confident and that way i'm not gonna make as many stupid mistakes [Music] [Music] all righty play it hard i'm doing whatever i can all right all right stop right here okay we've got poseidon uh poseidon is really really powerful holy [ __ ] jesus christ he's still not dead okay we got him all right let's see if i get another level with axe okay um what do you guys think should i pick up the chest now or wait i feel like i should wait wait yeah okay let's do that perfect good picking everything here up okay taking everything here really really good damage here okay we got axe again we need one more axe and then we upgrade axes all the way wait right here i'm so nervous right now i'm honestly so nervous right now like this is kind of bad about kind of bad i mean this is [ __ ] awful all right axel wait there it is there it is there it is there it is there it is let's get it come on [Music] wow servers are down i did that that was me you're welcome sylvanas couldn't set you through so i had to do it myself okay uh 17 minutes in i don't know guys how do you feel about it how do you feel about this uh it's good okay all right go get tom i don't know where it is okay lightning ring more projectiles that's really good on come on huge damage guys the biggest of dicks and the biggest damage all right let's kill this guy right here hopefully he'll be able to give me a chest i wish i had a larger pickup range i feel like i i it's so hard for me to actually like loot stuff it's a huge pain in the dick to loot things basically there we go got it all right and let's go with uh let's go with spellbinder let's go spellbinder again uh we're not gonna go with tome okay i don't know where tome is i'm not gonna go try to find it okay good there we go all right lightning ring one more one more and then we get the chest spellbinders useless check matt no i don't want it i don't want to think about it there we go boys all righty and let's go with magic wand as well grab the red gems i'm trying man it's hard okay it's these poseidons that are like they're so powerful dude i can't [ __ ] get it okay um let's go with hollow heart let's go i probably need more help because if any of these guys break through i'm going to get [ __ ] okay good and we're gonna go with uh health again perfect no it's not a wife i'm doing fine i just need to have i need my final awakenings besides that i'll be fine like i'm full healing every second i think even if they start attacking me i can heal through their damage and that's not really true because like that one boss he did [ __ ] destroy me but besides that dude where's my where are my attacks i i don't understand where are my attacks this is so dumb oh my god oh my god like i feel like i have to at least get one of them let me get come on come on magic wand is this a joke like am i getting trolled i this is i i don't understand like i'm getting the wrong items i i don't have my upgraded ring or my uh upgraded one i'm just getting [ __ ] over man okay there we go oh my god is this a joke this has got to be rigged i'm going to pick up one chest that's no no no all right no no i won't i'm going to do it come on come on please be good please be good [Music] uh this is so bad guys this is actually okay we have the wand all the way but i need to get the ring all the way apparently i can't evolve my wand i thought i could but i'm an idiot and i i have no idea what i'm talking about apparently okay let's get all these there we go nice okay light finally finally we got it okay here we go [Music] good press escape to skip to chest no okay good let me see yeah tome is nowhere nearby yeah there's no tome on the map see guys no tone i'm gonna pick this one up too [Music] get armor upgrades i don't know i don't like moving around i feel like whenever i move around i do something stupid and i always get myself killed what the hell is this oh spellbinder okay good and we're gonna get candle collaborator it's like i man i wish i had the same [ __ ] i'm actually doing pretty good like to be fair yeah i'm actually doing all right maybe i'm just over exaggerating things yeah i'm just exaggerating things like i'm doing really well like now that i have like the lightning like i feel like okay i feel okay okay good yeah i'll be fine okay yeah i'm gonna just pick [Music] uh we got it now the heart makes me do more damage now so it's okay like i know it's kind of a [ __ ] item but like it does make me do more damage yeah it makes me do more damage because of my uh my card okay we're gonna pick up all this stuff i'm only level 66 i should be level 166 by now okay we're gonna pick this one here look at that damage look at that [ __ ] damage they literally can't handle me they actually can't handle me look at this it doesn't matter it actually doesn't matter boys look at that [ __ ] dude oh my god oh my god look at all i'm already getting money i'm already getting paid at 23 minutes i'm already getting paid this is insane big money big [ __ ] money all right all right y'all about to see me win right here oh my god oh my god okay now we have the knights even the knights can't handle them even the most powerful knights i still just delete them it's nothing look at that even those mobs just get destroyed yeah i feel like i win this 100 uh actually maybe not but we'll see what happens okay good damn dude all right i feel like i've gotten enough and even that makes me do damage too even eating even healing makes me do damage all right there it is see that's a big dick right there really takes a lot of damage why is he not dying all right there we go we're good yep big money big money yep yep yep yep yep let's go come on five five five yes [Music] bonus bonus bonus i'll be right back ah all right let's go staying focused that boss is pretty powerful i'm gonna get next to the uh that little thing all right there we go this is why are you guys saying times okay they're sending in the turkeys they're sending in the turkeys against me it's not a big deal i'm not worried about them i'm used to the turkeys 26 minutes uh man a lot of them are kind of breaking through a lot of these turkeys are kind of breaking through man i'm i'm starting to stress out and that goes to the right i'm not ready for that i'm going to use that as the last like i use that like last like that i i like that's like i use that like a very like you know what i mean like i don't want to use it until i have to use it like that's something i use it like 29 29.51 you know there we go oh all all right we have nights come on [ __ ] i didn't see the omega cookie i didn't see the omega i didn't see it i i lost focus i lost focus how is he so powerful okay let's get the stuff let's get the stuff might as well get some money [Music] okay good money perfect come on got it all right now let's get back down there we'll get back down there it's no problem yeah i think i can do this i feel like i can do this guys this is my game they would i might as well add some money this is my game oh like these wands are so bad bro like oh my god oh my god all right all right oh no come on come on come on there we go there we go i'm eating food so i can deal damage come on 29 minutes 29 minutes there it is all right food again for damage food again for damage okay all right we have the iron golems coming in oh my god bro i'm actually so tilted like the necklace i didn't think of it i got i got stressed oh my god bro like you just sat there because i i i've panicked man i [ __ ] panicked that's maybe that's what it was like death spiral only did bro my damage was so bad like i had the magic wand and it did [ __ ] nothing it was so bad like it was just it was so [ __ ] bad it's always a 29k yeah i know oh my god man garlic dps you didn't evolve it because i didn't have a tome that's the problem it's like if i had had a tome i would have been okay god damn it man like i just [ __ ] [ __ ] man i keep getting my ass beat in this [ __ ] game i'm gonna go with recovery here i'm gonna go with recovery and that's gonna help me do even more damage like i just oh my god bro like i'm just i'm so bad i'm so bad like i'm so bad stop using garlic i know i need to use garlic that's the thing is like i i don't think garlic is the problem i actually don't think garlic is the problem look oh my god all right i just wanna call a day for today like i'm actually so upset i'm tired i'm tired i'm stressed out i'm [ __ ] high strong today like i [ __ ] i i've i've lost so many times man like i can't believe this bro like i i'm like i'm just so [ __ ] upset man one more i'll do like oh my god is the character i don't know if it's the character or not like i have no idea how like i beat the game once i can't beat it again like how can i not [ __ ] beat the game man what uh where's my other like maybe i just get more to uh more to sasso i could get maybe either of these guys these are these guys be pretty good uh one extra level who gives a [ __ ] about that oh my god through a clerical yeah it's just maybe what i'm gonna do is i'll just like while i'm running ads i'm gonna do one more level one run and i'll just if i beat that one again like who gives a [ __ ] like i already beat it before so i might as well just do it before take cavallo i don't know who cavallo is this guy i'm going to buy both of them because like 25 pick up radius and 30 maximum up like this is really good i think poe is really really really good but like everybody in the whole world thinks that i'm wrong like literally everybody thinks that i'm wrong permanent thirty percent area who cares about that weapon cooldown is reduced by five percent nobody cares about that revival who cares about that i think we go with this guy like plus three projectiles is [ __ ] insane all right guys yeah uh uh cool down op yeah i don't know poe is basically the weakest you only like him because the garlic pickup radius is the worst stat cavallo is better i will i'll buy both of them okay i'm going to do one of these we're going to do poe with garlic no peel e and garlic is uh sorry uh garlic and poe is called righteous fire and it's just about as good okay let me go ahead and run some ants green shard in the library give automatic level two who gives a [ __ ] about that all right there we go we got it yeah i'll be back on tomorrow morning see how this goes man i already beat this one so it shouldn't be a problem okay uh i guess i'll do santa water let's see what's in here what's this skull what does this skull do it's a curse that's awful i don't want that does that like to make it harder [Music] yeah it's an upgrade for a new hero it's hard mode okay [Music] it evolves the best weapon in the game oh really ten percent stacks of five yeah i don't know okay um go with santa water again unlock guns second bird insomnia i don't know what that is up here [Music] uh let me do uh let me do this [ __ ] i keep getting hit let me see if i get this one real quick nice okay i got lucky there that's a whole level probably no it's not okay i'll do garlic again this is decent enough yeah all right all right i'm doing all right i'm tired i i just here's the thing right because like some days i'm just stupid like it's like my brain just doesn't work that's it uh it just it just doesn't work and it's like i i just yeah i just make bad decisions and my brain is just uh dysfunctional same yeah yeah like i just and if i know i'm having one of those days i'm just like okay you know it's time to chill out get spinach right there 50 damage i feel like spinach is just like [ __ ] op in general like 50 base damage increase like god damn [Music] that was round one over confidence killed you no but like overconfidence didn't really kill me because i just simply didn't see it no axe i think axe is good okay what's this here uh character get seven percent these all suck you get a new character in this map uh eyebrow i don't know like i'm just trying to get the money i want to get the money so i can upgrade oh my god um so i can uh buy that other character because i feel like what happens is like like this is kind of like what happens every game is like i do well and then i just lose it like it kind of sucks man because like things will be going pretty well and then they stop going well and then they start going bad instead [Music] i think i shouldn't even get the upgrade for a garlic i think garwick is good but the upgrade for it doesn't really matter [Music] because like even with the heel it doesn't even really make a difference [Music] you can always refund the power playing the characters yeah true okay we got more bibles wasting potential evolve weapon slot though yeah but garlic is so good i don't want to get rid of it like i couldn't imagine playing without it's just it's so good like it's just it's insanely [ __ ] good that's why i don't want to get rid of it like i wouldn't use it if it was bad you know okay uh let's go bible doesn't garlic upgrade scale oh i have no idea do double bird how do i get the black bird this level 8 wiper oh oh okay okay all right i'll do that yeah i'll do that then uh it's easy game you just stack projectiles oh i don't know about that okay this is the only level i managed to be nice you guys [ __ ] fast okay jesus christ i need more damage maybe i should evolve my garland because like you think about it right like the evolved garlic is the evolved garlic better than having the tome not really i don't think i'm gonna use the whip either like the whip heals me for a lot which is really good but at the very end it doesn't even really matter because i just died [Music] you see what i mean like it doesn't even make a difference or like change anything the outcome is just the same whip can crit doesn't matter because there's so many mobs in the area it doesn't make a difference jesus christ i'm so bad [ __ ] oh my god oh my god i'm done with this [ __ ] game dude i'm gonna do it off stream like there's something i'm dumb today bro like i'm dumb [Music] you

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Published: Thu Apr 14 2022