Asmongold Absolutely DOMINATES This Game!

no way it's just going to delete draft fuel no way oh my oh my god oh my it's like a [ __ ] uh a rotisserie chicken of dildos all right boys gentlemen we already beat it once we were able to succeed and overcome this game but today gentlemen today we're going to take garlic farther than we have ever taken it before today we are going to get on this character we're going to play this guy right here i'm going to confirm him and we are going to play it in the library let me do this one first and if i lose i'll do hyper mode okay guys i want to just get a warm up okay all right getting away from that one [ __ ] you now last time i got my ass beat with this so hopefully i'll be able to handle these guys all right good there we go we're going to go bible already bible already i'm going to go with pentagram this time what is the upgrade for pentagram okay uh lightning ring extras rune tracers we're gonna go axes axes it's crown okay we're going crown we're going we're gonna do a pentagram i don't care what anybody says i'm doing it yep i don't care we're doing it no matter what this is not a decision for the chat to make i've already decided it pick all these up too there we go whip knife i don't want any of these these are all [ __ ] garbage i'm gonna get fire one all right we're going fire one right now yup doesn't matter i think fire one sucks but it's fine the only thing i really need is garlic anyway everything else is irrelevant to be honest with you guys i think everybody knows that though okay getting all the rest of these there we go good garlic again um let's do pentagram let's actually do pentagram i want to do pentagram now just so i have it just so i have it i'm trying out something completely different guys i'm trying something completely different yes that's right i think this is gonna work really really well i know some people might be laughing at me thinking this is stupid or i'm dumb no i'm not number one number two it's not stupid yeah this is it pentagon yeah i'm gonna be i'm gonna have pentagram it's gonna be totally fine watch this let me get all this stuff all right there it is garlic again all right we're gonna go garlic right now actually uh should i do candle should i do candle or garlic candle or garlic all right we're gonna go we're gonna go garlic we're gonna start we're gonna we're gonna go candle right now because it's basically the same thing like i'm gonna go garlic after this anyway it doesn't really matter one way or another you see what i'm saying like it's all the same to me yeah it's all the same to me candle to confirm evolution exactly that's why i wanted to get it okay picking all this up there it is garlic again double garlic all right good now we're playing the game we're only beginning to become more powerful yeah this is yeah garlic crown and orb distance yep that's right it's gonna be totally fine guys go ahead and pick up all these there we go all right we're gonna do um uh um uh we're gonna maybe uh do we do pentagram again how do you guys feel about pentagram again penta again all right let's get pentagram again garlic never mind [ __ ] you we're going garlic instead look at these medusa heads like i give a [ __ ] about them yeah i was debating you guys we're gonna go pentagram after this look at that damage look at that absolute insane [ __ ] damage people thought that i wasn't gonna go garlic are you [ __ ] crazy all right there we go there's my upgrade for garlic into super garlic there it is get him out of here okay doesn't matter either way to be honest that's right because i have garlic and nothing else matters look at all these mops look at them all look at them they can't do [ __ ] to me look at all that look at all that pentagram is bad no it's not bad it's very good actually okay we're gonna go garlic again garlic again look how big i am now look at the size of my garlic look at that automatically [ __ ] destroyed look at that look at that look at that look at that crown for pentagram i know we're gonna do crown for pentagram i know that look at this perfect okay rune tracer uh uh oh i maybe we do rune tracer like what do you guys think we could just go [Music] we'll go rune tracer we'll go run tracer it's not a big deal okay good all right now we've got frankenstein okay big damage on frankenstein okay huge damage on frankenstein okay good look at that damage look at that damage see that see that there it is we're gonna easily kill him he's already getting destroyed okay let's move out of here all right and uh we're gonna go king uh king james bible again obviously look at that damage [Music] okay okay it hit me uh that's actually really bad all right what's in my what's in the box come on what's in the box big boop that's good i need another fire wand anyway that's great i'm happy uh is it super useful no it's not super useful but it did increase the damage and i needed that anyway all right let me pick up all this stuff here it doesn't matter if i take damage it doesn't matter i always just heal it up anyway okay there we go um we're gonna go with uh which one do you guys think we should go with do i need clover for anything garlic we always go garlic always always always we're gonna upgrade it as fast as we possibly can there it is there it is look at that boys that's how we get pentagram right there big dick all right candle collaborator again okay gotta watch out for those mobs they're still hitting me okay good we're gonna pick up all this too there we go there we go there we go look at that loop look at that [ __ ] loop all right let's stop right now i'm gonna let the game play itself i'll let the game play itself right now there it is to evolve pentagram you need the crown yep i'm gonna get the crown i'm not ready for the crown yet that's all i'm saying okay there we go armor garlic okay there we go there's another garlic right there good all right um uh let's see we're gonna do uh let's do uh axes let's do axes let's do axes i'm feeling good about axes and i'm feeling really really good about axes boys magic area no i know we need area damage but we'll get another one of those anyway i don't need to worry about it right now all right we're picking up all this it's fine there we go all right and sure do we need hollow hard or not where does hollow heart augment bible let's go bible bible good idea good idea guys good idea okay it involves the whip nobody cares about the whip the whip is for losers okay good all right we've got frankenstein again big dick on frankenstein big dick on frank's inside let's go huge dick on frankenstein all right good garlic come on yes wait where's my [ __ ] [Music] that was a mistake that was a mistake i should not be all right good all right pentagram again there it is it's all gonna be worth it guys it's all gonna be worth it trust me it'll all be worth it i know you might not believe it now but you'll see [Music] you'll see pentagram is gonna be so good soon trust me guys okay avoiding all those good we're just cleaning up all these mobs okay guys there it is right there axe let's go axe again remember boys big dick axes look at that damage from those fireballs absolutely insane unstoppable evolved whip gives you more projectiles that sounds like loser talks to me i don't give a [ __ ] about more projectiles okay there we go we'll wait for her to get a little closer we don't even need to worry about that good all right making sure i avoid all that there we go it's her as well we're gonna pull away from that good all right let me see if i can hold these guys off right now look at look at that garlic look at that garlic doing work that mob tries to hit me [ __ ] it almost did okay pentagram is gonna come out soon too okay good getting out of that perfect look at that damage guys look at this absolutely insane damage oh oh there it is there it is there it is see that voice that's pentagram at work it just deleted everything see whenever this happens later on it's going to kill the uh the elites and [ __ ] and it's gonna be really really really good like i know some people might not believe in pentagram now you'll see okay there we go there we go there we go big dicks big dick big okay good and uh spellbinder we have to go spellbinder that's the uh that's the bible we obviously have to go bible good good good good all right all these are dead moving out of that perfect okay out of all these as well good if i can't beat this one i'm gonna go to a new level but i know i'm gonna win this level this is my day boys this is my day okay come on give me another level man i need another level please give me another level okay this level is the best level i i don't know about that i'm not sure yet i haven't played the other ones okay we've got ghosts coming in as well gotta watch out for that guy in the middle okay there's the first all right he's dead good i feel like the pentagram is actually [ __ ] me up like what do you guys think like i i feel like pentagrams [ __ ] me yeah that's a no chest run like that's actually really bad uh it is it's too early for pentagram yeah i don't know if i can win this one now like i i've gotta really really believe in the garlic i i don't even know if it's gonna be enough i have to get these chests though like where the [ __ ] are the chests it's just so bad man this is so [ __ ] bad i'm just going to stand in place i'm i'm working too hard for this for the chassis and crown with pentagram or else you probably won't make it well i'm going to get the crown i just don't know when it's going to happen all right here we go they're all coming in garlic oh my god okay all right good picking up all these great all right weapons fire do i do my duplicators do i duplicators duplicators big dick duplicator let's go there it is candles there we go oh we got red boys wait [ __ ] i'm gonna lose i'm actually about to lose this is so bad i'm so worried boys okay there we go crown crown okay we got it we're all inning we're all we're going all in on pentagram boys all in on pentagram i think it's going to completely [ __ ] change the world fires one more projectile this is really good good look at all those numbers look at all those numbers okay now we get on the big boy here and we evolve garlic we evolve garlic massive dick damage here massive dicks big ol fat [ __ ] dicks let's go don't you pentagram delete on come on you piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] die there we go okay um we're gonna go axes again okay next pentagram we're gonna go ahead and do that all right there we go we got it all right this is this is my evolved garlic penta no no i can't because it would have deleted it i had to go for the evolved garlic i had to go for the evolved garlic guys there was no other option i am now a black hole look at look how big my dick is right now look at this watch this man you picked the wrong one no i didn't look at that you see that look at this disgusting look at that there it is all right and uh we're gonna go uh we're gonna go bible we're gonna go going bible again now we always go pentagram now we're always doing pentagram even these guys don't even oh [ __ ] um never mind okay all right let's stay in place okay getting all these picking up all those okay getting out of that i got hit again it doesn't matter okay there we go big heels big heels come on pentagram nope all right bible yes look at all those bibles holy [ __ ] look at all those bibles you love to see it okay picking up all these two avoiding everything good nice this is my first run of the day i'm already winning has anybody won on this level before i don't even know it might be impossible look at this damage i'm doing i'm unstoppable all right we're gonna have a pentagram coming out pretty soon i think let's see what happens oh oh danger bat danger bat danger bad danger okay focus on danger back focus on danger back focus on danger oh my god i'm so nervous right now boys i'm so nervous like this is so bad this is so bad all right all right uh should we do spellbinder what does spellbinder do i i think we go spellbinder or rune tracer spellbinder or rune tracer rune tracer okay let's do it this run listen everything is against me all odds are stacked against me there's no way for any normal person to win this okay we're gonna get right here in the middle all right we're gonna activate huge dps right here absolutely huge dps okay we've got a big boy we've got a big boy let's get on the big boy let's get on the big boy there we go there we go big damage big damage big damage big damage big damage let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go okay get it right up in that corner right up into that corner big damage right there see that that's how we [ __ ] get him right there come on [Music] give me the loot give me the loot that's good rune tracer i need that yep that's good all right i got it it's good i got it all right good base game we got my five yep there it is all right um uh uh axe axe let's go axe we want to evolve the axe very soon i'm gonna pick up all these before uh [ __ ] the pentagram [Music] i see how it is oh here we go here we go come on in boys come on in the water's fine come on and water's fine okay let's pick everything up that's a danger bat we got ourselves a danger bat let's get these levels bible bible bible big dick bibles let's see it big dick bibles there it is all right another bible come on kill this thing kill this thing so i can evolve the bibles kill it there it is there it is all right big dick bible big big bible big big bible [Music] there it is that's the bible that's the amazing about there it is massive big dick bible all right boys we are still in the [ __ ] game we are actually still in the [ __ ] game let's go look at all this look at all this they think they can stop they can't what what what do what do spinach upgrade [Music] what do spinach upgrade [Music] what do spinach upgrade fire wand okay i've never done that i've never done that before okay let's see what happens god i've got such a big dick holy [ __ ] oh my god yeah wait no [ __ ] okay there we go good all right axe lots of axes all right we got medusa right here let's kill medusa and pick up all these two get some other bonuses there we go all right um base damage uh base area up uh let's go spin at good and we're gonna also do axe do you want to upgrade axe you want to upgrade axe boys okay i'm going to pick all these up hopefully get another level give me another level all right there it is there's axe all right we upgrade axe after this come on die [ __ ] die [ __ ] there it is big dick axes big dick big yes come on show me the money [ __ ] [Music] yes holy [ __ ] bonus bonus bonus bonus boys are you ready oh my god fireline we're going to evolve fire wand next there it is let's pick this one up too perfect good getting all these as much as we can come on boys come on let's get these upgrades there it is another spinach all right we're gonna do another spinach all right now we have the danger ghosts this is where we really need to start worrying oh my god i didn't see them i didn't see them it's okay i'll get my health back over time i just have to play super defensive now it's okay i don't want to talk about it i don't want to talk about it all right food food food dude there it is oh my oh my oh my god oh my god i actually get another level there it is pentagram [ __ ] all right let's go again let's go again we're fine we're fine we're fine it's okay it's a 25 chance to not erase items good okay picking up everything here as much as we can we have to watch out for these ghosts there it is look at that damage there boys look at that damage get out of here [ __ ] nobody wants to look at you got him look at that look at the look at that look at that look at that there it is there it is there it is look at those avoids look at those avoids all right um we're gonna do rune tracings rune tracings i'm easily winning here this is the easiest one i've ever had my whole life all right let's stop in place we're holding place right here there it is let's move over a little bit more over here a little bit more over here a little bit more it's a little bit more there it is they're a big dick big dick big dick all right what do we do with base area damage all effects we're gonna go base area damage that's right base area base area easiest base area i've ever decided there it is nice come on holding all this get the red boys there we go all right now we've got the big dick now we've got the big dick we've got to go really really hard on the big like this is really really really bad for me like i i'm actually worried i might lose i'm pretty sure i'm going to lose [Music] yeah i'm pretty sure i'm going to lose boys like we'll see what happens but i am not feeling like a winner right now let's just say that okay good all right we've got that uh that thing down there i'm gonna use that whenever the red boy comes out whenever red boy comes out we get him upgrade fire wand i know i know i know all right upgrading fire one there we go good massive dick fire one massive dick okay good picking up all this i need one more upgrade on fire one before it can be evolved it can turn into a charizard it's all going to be working it's all gonna be worth it guys it's all gonna be worth it you'll see you'll see it's all gonna be worth it okay we got the green boy all right we deep dick on green boy we deep dick on green boy we deep dick on green boy let's go die [ __ ] die why don't he not die come on man come on man die i i need to loot you before pentagram deletes you got it all right there we go this is upgraded fire one i've never done this before what hellfire boom all right we're going all the way with pentagram boys we're going all the way going all the way bro that's insane 21 minutes it's okay it's okay it's a big dick pentagram big dick pentagram boys you know it everything's gonna be totally fine i think we just got a luck thing or something i don't know come on there we go all those guys are dead let's go pick everything up over here really really good job pentagram again 45 all right let's go again there we go including all this it's okay boys it's okay yep it's lit i'm honing i'm just low i'm i'm i'm getting all the bad rmg out of the way now for my honing attempts later on in lost ark okay that's the plan okay good there we go there we go there we go there we go nice all right spellbinder uh let's do uh i don't know which one's better uh let's do experience game okay big big numbers big numbers let's go all right uh spinach yes yes yes come on now we're playing the game now we're playing the game boys let's go we got one more level one more level there we go nice all right kill this guy for now to watch out for the ghost jesus christ this is actually scary these ghosts are no joke okay let's get inside of here come on i need to i need to get this level i need to get this level before i pick up that chest i need this level i i need this level pentagram please pentagram please pentagram please please pentagram yes this is it this is it this is it okay all right let's go [Music] [Music] is [Music] i don't even know i i don't i don't even know how often does this happen did i just beat the game i'm not ready for the chest yet i'm not ready for it yet it doesn't despawn i have to use it to upgrade my abilities yeah i'm not ready for it okay all right rune tracer again [Music] one more one more for upgraded rune tracer one more candles this is disgusting like i oh my god look at it no way it's just going to delete draft cure no way oh my oh my god oh my it almost did okay moving away from dracula moving away from dracula god dracula's such a son of a [ __ ] die dracula yes another one now i get the chest wait i thought i got the upgrade wait what the [ __ ] i'll go to the other one it's not a big deal yeah it's whatever it doesn't matter yeah no armor wait what come on i'm waiting on this one here just get it out of the way okay got it you need armor for room tracer [ __ ] okay so i'm just gonna get another oh i got i got a big sack okay great i needed that wait so that means i can just sit here nice [Music] oh my god okay here we go maximum dick maximum dip right here damage okay some of them are getting a little bit close i'm not liking that go left nope i'm not going left i'm gonna wait right here level three soon i'm so worried about this i am so worried about this dead at 28. i i think that i might be i am so so worried there's a book to the left no people said that last time i moved to the left constantly and nothing happened i'm not gonna do it okay this is far away nope i'm not gonna let anybody take uh no i already did that last time people people baited me i don't get baited twice i'm not going to trust you guys sorry i already know i can win like this this is the easiest game i've ever played and the literal garlic god they cannot get inside my circle there we go nice okay come on nice last minute nope it's okay boys it's okay good just delete everything it doesn't matter it doesn't matter see this it doesn't matter watch this watch this boom done ain't got [ __ ] on me got [ __ ] on me give me that money [ __ ] okay they're getting to me oh my god oh my god oh my god this is actually so bad eating my food eating my food it is there it is moving into there see my food again there it is avoiding it's not over it ain't over it's over how you man like oh my god bro why how can i not beat that level like i can't beat that level like that level is so hard but i i don't even understand like i just it's just like it's just it's so hard oh my god let me try a new level i'm going to try a new level that's going to be fine i'm going to try a new level it's okay i don't think we're going to go with pentagram again i i really think that we don't go with pentagram because pentagram completely [ __ ] me like what was like yeah we don't go with pentagram we're gonna do it's a new stage we're doing a new stage it's the dairy plant okay it's just it's [ __ ] rune tracer maybe we'll go with rune tracer see look at this there's wait this one's really hard wait what wait what's the green thing i have to go to okay all right all right we do we we go axe okay and we also do rune tracer there we go it's map all right all right let me see it okay i'm gonna go all the way down it's fine okay where are they at [Music] where are they at though map there ain't no map it's okay i got this it's fine this seems like a really easy level anyway it doesn't even make a difference okay oh my god what the [ __ ] [Music] what the [ __ ] dude how long is this far away it's a five minute walk they got hydras [Music] there's no way this level isn't going to be easy this all is a joke i can just run away from everything how long this is sewn those guys are pretty hard maybe this level isn't that easy okay good i beat that one all right going all the way down here we're gonna get to it okay guys we're gonna get to it okay it's a dollar bill it's good i'm making some money let's get this one too that's smart okay good and uh we're gonna do uh i don't know which one i should go with here boys like i really don't know i really don't know go with the whip all right all right we're gonna use the whip we ain't never used whip before [Music] there it is there it is there it is big loot big loop big loop big loot [Music] okay good moving around moving around as much as we can look at those avoids how many places do i have to go for the green board what a green boy at oh [ __ ] that's a green boy right there okay um which one do we go with here [Music] i feel like all these are bad i feel like all of these are bad [Music] attract orb let's get wings that way i get there faster that's smart good idea [Music] okay come on yep i gotta get there faster yep yep yep who are these guys they can't handle me getting destroyed i'm level one and i'm already destroying i'm dying okay give me a minute let's go down over here avoiding that okay those are angry boys it doesn't matter come on there it is there it is there it is avoiding these guys okay all right garlic okay we'll do candle next [Music] good we always we always max out garlic so we've gotten the other one maybe we should have i don't know wait it's over here oh i think i'm actually [Music] i i [Music] how was i supposed to know that they were gonna randomly spawn and one-shot me like how was i supposed to know that that's not my fault [Music] but you don't no i'm not going to level up i'm going to go down there right now on my own i'm just not going to get hit this time yeah i'm not worried okay going over down here it's only two minutes it doesn't really matter ruin again yeah totally your fault no i didn't know what to do caught me by surprise random mob spawns directly on top of me and it one shots me [ __ ] that that's not my fault yeah right how could i have known that you're gonna die again once you pick it up no i won't look at those dick boys oh [ __ ] okay those guys are actually hard to kill okay damn these mobs have a lot of help one shot yeah it's gonna be fine like i'll catch up really quick like all i have to do is be very tactical with the garlic i have to do a tactical tactical garlic it's mob secure map security it's not random at all no but like i would have i would have not known that like there was no indicator that was going to occur like it's not like i missed out it's like there's not a danger sign or you know like a a place where they're gonna spawn just instantly spawn there okay we're gonna go all the way down here okay good we're almost there you need to kill them first no i don't and if i do then i do yeah it's okay i'm already about to get my first level anyway sorry my second okay all right we're gonna um uh uh okay good come on there we go there we go there we go nice look out for traps escape plan i don't need an escape plan uh i'm gonna bait them and then i'm gonna just go around them it's not a big deal okay we're getting closer boys we're getting closer let's go it's right behind here wait what [ __ ] taking around here is this a wall yes it is all right all right we have to aggro them all right there we go good [Music] now we have to avoid the angry voice [Music] got it yes there it is permanently enables them out of the box menu there it is get all right i'm fine here i'm fine don't don't don't don't it doesn't matter i got it doesn't matter i got it okay all right now we actually play the game now we actually play the game i'm taking revenge now i got the map i told you guys i get it people said i wouldn't get it okay here we go you won't read it all right where's the map in okay i see what the hell is that what the hell what the [ __ ] is that [Music] candle free items well i don't want that i don't want that [Music] okay good yeah what if i don't want that okay uh let's try magic wand we're gonna try magic wand this time magic wand is gonna do crazy damage look at that damage it boosts garlic wait does it oh it does you're right all right let's go we're on our way [Music] okay how far did i get [Music] wait uh let's see here uh axe should i go for axe um we're gonna go whip we're gonna do whip [Music] we're doing whip we're doing whip it's too far away it's not worth it it's actually not worth farming i i don't think it is i straight up don't think it's worth it because you take you okay all right i gotta kill all these okay good it is no i don't think i i genuinely don't think so here's why i don't think so okay think about it like this um so if if like if i'm moving that much see i already got it should i get duplicator oh i don't know this is such a hard decision all right let's do we're going to duplicate like we're playing new world okay yep duplicator's op i know i know i know all right there we go there we go nice good duplicator plus lightning oh yeah i'll go lightning too i'm gonna do whatever i need to do they can't even do damage to me [Music] it doesn't even matter how hard they try there it is all right um do i do bible i think i go bible again i feel like bible is the best one bible is like yeah it's like the best one in the game i have to go bible it's not even an option it's literally mandatory okay there we go and we're gonna do whip again whip again whip again whip again pick up items after inventory is full that actually makes a lot more sense i like that idea okay now we have green boys we have green boys on the loose even the green boys can't even get close to me it doesn't matter that's the power of garlic right there boys that's the power [Music] you want uh white as a dupe for mad damage it's okay all right there we go good all right garlic again we're gonna go garlic another another point into garlic guys there it is all right so which one do we go here i i don't know which one to grow here hollow heart what does hollow heart upgrade for the whip upgrade it upgrades the whip okay let's obviously do that that makes sense [ __ ] he hit me okay let's focus focus guys focus focus focus no more distractions there it is and we're gonna do uh garlic again we're gonna put another point into garlic okay really really good job guys really good job there we go nice okay uh all right we're gonna do uh lightning ring lightning ring we're doing lightning rain boys yep let's go it doesn't matter they're not gonna do anything to me they can't stop me nothing can stop me i i can't be stopped it doesn't matter i'm the literal garlic god look at this look at this they're trying everything they can even this elite can't even get to me another bible double dick bible okay all right big money tome for wand i'll go tell them next it's not a big deal okay how hard again i i wish i i didn't know that i didn't know it's home for wand i'd never done that before okay good okay uh uh let's see um uh garlic just kidding it wasn't even a hard decision for me i had already decided before i even saw it garlic again [Music] okay good there we go there we go there we go all right which one do we go with now i think we do whip i think we do whip [Music] whip okay good [Music] whip is op i bet it's not [Music] yep i bet it's not we're gonna find out though [Music] oh let me food let me food okay food food is active okay perfect all right we're gonna pick up all this stuff boys all this stuff there we go guess what we're gonna go with here that's right garlic perfect massive damage here massive damage no parole yet it doesn't matter yeah it doesn't make a difference like these mobs are so weak they can't even they can't even begin to come and attack me they can't even they can't even get into my danger zone all right uh do we do uh let's do whip again let's do whip again we'll do spin actuator whip again yep massive damage for aoe oh okay all right good all right picking all these up too okay let's go all the way down here read all this garlic guess what we're gonna go with uh actually we have to go with spellbinder we have to go with spellbinder here as much as i'd wanna do it we have to go with spellbinder okay i'm gonna kill this guy so we can't we can't loot this chest until way later on [Music] okay picking everything up there we go there we go big money big money i'm getting paid okay good come on [ __ ] [ __ ] wait garlic deletes them uh which one should i go with which one should i go with hollow heart okay i told you guys garlic is op in ways that people don't even understand nobody probably even knew that until they saw this video look at that it doesn't matter i'm not gonna go for the chest now until uh until i get my stuff maxed out okay i'm not going for the chest on purpose so what i mean by that is like i'm not gonna do it like on accident you know like i'm not gonna just like randomly hit it or something like that okay big damage here huge damage my damage is [ __ ] terrible like this is so bad i think i i went i think i've gone for the wrong things like this is better pay off i'm really really nervous guys okay i'm not gonna pick this up yet i'm not picking it up yet there it is all right garlic again i need to get one more level i need to get two more levels actually there's a lot for me to do i'm fine i mean like we'll see what happens okay moving out of that garlic i'm doing my best okay guys just these mobs are so they're so what the [ __ ] red voice oh my god i'm so nervous right now oh my god i'm so nervous right now like what is this what is this brawl like i see shielded guys man they're so powerful maybe i need to hit the chest for now guys i feel like i need to hit the chest now i feel like i have to hit it [Music] look i'm gonna [ __ ] out i'm gonna [ __ ] out i'm gonna get it now i have to i have to i i'm a [ __ ] i'm a [ __ ] i have to because i don't even have the heart yet okay garlic again garlic again now all i need to get is a heart and i'm good okay okay that's a big boy right there that is what you call a big boy okay good and now what do we go with [Music] armor i don't know what we go with i feel like we should go with candle [Music] like nobody is saying all right all right everybody says armor i'll go with armor i think this is the wrong decision it's okay if chat wants it i'll let him do it this is uh you know after all i'm not i'm not even playing the game it's chat playing the game i don't play video games okay [Applause] let's pick up all this there we go there we go there we go okay now we've got ninjas here we've got ninjas we've really got to watch out for the ninjas i have to get the red heart i need the red heart where is the red heart oh my god i'm so [ __ ] upset oh my god i'm so [ __ ] upset [Music] do we do tome what is tome upgrade what does tome upgrade wait what does tome upgrade [Music] wand okay that's fine okay we're gonna go for one more level if i don't get the red heart um i'm gonna i'm gonna get the chest okay guys bro these i'm so so [ __ ] nervous [Music] [Music] i'm gonna pick that up in a minute i'm gonna let them get closer to me there it is oh my god oh my god oh my god this is so dumb okay i'm gonna wait right into it right here until we get he gets to me got him where's my heart bro i'm actually getting trolled [Music] i'm getting trolled in real life i'm [Music] [ __ ] okay i've got to get these now i've got to get these [Music] duplicator i went with that i want that okay room tracer all right we're just gonna pick these up we we can't risk anything else should i go somewhere else to like to get more of these like i my health is so low and i can't regen at all like i'm worried i'm gonna just run into something and die okay there we go come on please give me something good hit lamps for health okay all right lightning rod is good i need more lightning rods got it okay [Music] there's never been a situation in my life this is it this is it this is the worst it's ever been it it's over it's over it's over we know it's over like it's okay maybe i get a level here maybe i get a level here there it is good all right um i think we take candle i think we take candle we have to get rune tracer okay all right where do i go where do i go right now for food where do i go for food uh it's still ant my god yes okay all right there's one okay this is a this is a green boy attack good all right we're still in the game we're still in the game barely but we are still in the game okay this is a lot of green boys holy [ __ ] that's a lot of green boys okay all right good just trying to push him back as much as we can all right we're gonna go rune tracer again boys this is the worst day of my life come on all right we have to go into those into those there we go there we go this is just so bad like this is so bad like i guys i don't know wait now we have elite ninjas i'm supposed to deal with yes yes okay all right all right there we go there we go now i can play the game come on give me a [ __ ] upgrade there it is nice yes yes yes yes okay um rune tracer rune tracer there's a chest there is a chest let's go to the top where do chests be i have to focus i have to become focus bible again bible again we can push with bible i don't know where it is it's up here okay let's get over to here come on come on come on come on there it is oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god come on come on come on come on [Music] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] big money big money all right we've got soul eater what else what else does we got is that just another level of whip or is that a big dick whip is that another level of whip or is that big okay it's just another level of whip all right okay i should be fine now oh my god they're still killing me still killing me okay i i need to become more powerful i need to become more powerful this is so much i don't want to get cornered okay there we go come on give me the item [ __ ] give me the item give me the item give me the item all right we're gonna go whip again okay this is where it gets real we're not gonna get that we're not getting it we are not getting it we're gonna get another whip right here we're gonna get another whip 100 whip whip 100 i'm betting on whip i'm betting on it i'm going to evolve okay i am the alpha pokemon come on [ __ ] all right all right all right we got roon tracer there it is yes all right um uh white uh rune tracer rune tracer root tracer eight there it is there it is rune tracer eight all right and then we're gonna go for um uh a spellbinder spellbinder oh we're going another one all right uh whip eight whip eight with a yes come on i got whip i got it i got it i got it all right uh lightning ring and now we're gonna push in we're gonna push in right here there it is come on come [Music] on the red whip can deal critical damage and absorb hp [Music] oh my my god oh my what did i just beat the game oh my god look at this i can't get god look at i just heal everything i i'm doing oh my [Music] this is i've actually ascended with this damage i'm even destroying the octopuses the octopuses can't even handle me look at this this whip is so good look at this they literally can't even come into my they cannot come into my domain oh my god wait burpee boys poseidon [ __ ] i wasn't expecting poseidon oh no okay all right all right let's focus i wasn't ready for poseidon at all okay i can't kill him he's too powerful i'm trying to get max damage on a man just okay okay okay all right let me get one more level one more level then we're gonna get the chest from poseidon i'm 100 focus i am 100 focused there it is okay good all right lightning ring oh my god i really really want to get the next level of lightning ring i really really do i don't know if i can handle it [ __ ] on oh my god oh my god oh my god heal heal heal i'm getting greedy i'm getting really greedy boys i'm getting really [ __ ] greedy okay there it is all right lightning ring eight whitening ring eight let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go come on that's why i played it any greeters yep [ __ ] yes dude [ __ ] yes dude there it is what does this is projectile strike twice huge actually [ __ ] huge yes [Music] magic one uh what the [ __ ] is this spellbinder uh let's uh you i don't know armor i i don't know what what do we uh armor i i think we probably go with armor let's go with armor i'm getting my ass speed anyway okay good nice okay good oh i can't even get my bible upgraded either like this is so bad okay good all right magic wand again okay i'm not gonna upgrade it yet i'm not going to upgrade yet i'm going to hold out i'm holding out long time there's a chest no there's not okay good they literally can't handle me oh my god look at all these points look at all these points look at all these points okay we have miniature poseidons i have to [Music] yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes holy [ __ ] yes holy [ __ ] [ __ ] yes evolved rune tracer it is over [ __ ] it is over [ __ ] come on there we go another magic wand come on we need these bibles i need to level up my bibles i have to evolve the bibles okay come on i really would like to pick up these items if i could i really really like to pick up these items there we go good nice okay wand again one again it's home you get more dps i i'm gonna do tome afterwards okay all right uh bible bible bible bible bible bible okay we need four more uh more bibles so oh yes this is it boys they can't get me they can't get me it's impossible i can't get got i'm getting got [ __ ] i heal i gotta heal i gotta heal there we go good all right magic wand all right now we upgrade it now we upgrade it now we upgrade it come on let's kill this golem kill this golem there it is nice we got it yes yes magic wand is upgraded [Music] come on fires with no delay oh my god oh my [ __ ] god bible again all right and uh we'll do spellbinder let's do spellbinder spell uh let's do armor bible i'm a wizard okay good all right now we wait for the next chest is there another chest down here no all right wait for the next boss as soon as the next boss comes up we kill him there he is there he is big dick on boss big dick on boss big dick on boss we get the bible big dick on boss for big dick bibles let's go come on literally beating the [ __ ] out of him look at this damn look at this damage look at this damage he's actually running away he's afraid he's afraid of what i can do there it is there it is boys all right let's see it this is the upgrade 22 minutes in this is the omega bible let's go good good good come on come on it's just over boys it's over boys i'm gonna save that for whenever the next big boy comes out i beat the game i've already won i've already won come here [ __ ] see what happens no feels good really does be this good it's hard honestly it's not easy being this good boys what can i say but where did the guy go where'd the blue guy go he just got destroyed okay i'm gonna pick up more of these i'm gonna pick a few more of them all right there it is again all right all right empty toned empty tome okay spellbinder spellbinder uh how a heart good there we go there we go there it is all right and we're gonna go uh armor again i'm undestructable these levels yes [ __ ] okay got him again hollow hard again literally doesn't matter anymore i've ascended beyond everything it's over it's over i beat the game again that's you actually thought they could stop them you thought they could beat me it's impossible i can't get stopped i can't get beat i got laser beams going everywhere like they can't even they don't even get they don't even get me i said look at this look at this it's so easy i checked my phone what's going on on my phone let's take a picture of myself yo what up boys it's me i'm winning damn look at that wow you got in 25 minutes we'll see what happens nothing's happening at 25 minutes wait aren't those what's that what was y'all saying what was y'all saying what was that [ __ ] y'all was saying about what was i i don't remember what was that about like 25 minutes some kind of [ __ ] like how it's like somebody whatever the [ __ ] like i don't remember like all right watch this watch this i'm gonna get paid real quick let me get paid real quick [Music] that's fine that's fine i don't need that 28 and a half minutes it won't matter it literally won't matter i'm going to show you guys why it won't matter big deal oh now we got some one of those turkeys running at me you think i can't handle the turkey [ __ ] the turkeys it ain't [ __ ] turkeys ain't [ __ ] huh sure am good i think i worry about a turkey bro you think i actually get stressed out over a [ __ ] turkey give me that loot give me that luke [ __ ] give me that loot [ __ ] let me get paid look at this dude i'm just walking around i'm just walking around man like that's all i'm just walking around just walking around it's not a big deal there it is i'm [ __ ] i'm rich [ __ ] oh oh look at that now we got the big turkey oh no look how i'm going to handle the big turkey look how i'm handling the big turkey he ain't [ __ ] he literally ain't [ __ ] dead in seconds map upgrades i ain't need no map why i need no map i don't need that [ __ ] give me the money why the [ __ ] would i need the map go to the question mark that's too far away i won't get there in time so i gotta i gotta win this right there it is more money god i want money look at i love money boys oh i love mommy oh i love money wow look at this dude oh my god look at all this money i'm getting i'm rich [ __ ] wow ah damn it's feeling good i feel real good damn damn damn bro oh now they got come on come on come on come on come on one minute left don't let me down there it is nice this is the easiest gg in my life come on here we go yep here we go okay oh [ __ ] now we have angry boys in there it's fine i ain't stopping i ain't stopping i ain't quitting i think i'm worried about him get out of my circle get out of my circle [ __ ] nobody can come inside my circle nobody nobody can come inside this circle i don't move i'm above that oh my god oh my god probably oh my god are you kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me man like you need more upgraded weapons if only you picked up the map free items no so here was my logic okay i didn't want to increase the aoe size of the bibles because in doing so i would make them farther apart because so if you have 10 bibles in this much of a circle they're going to hit more often than if you have 10 bibles in this big of a circle that's why i didn't want to do it you understand like that's why i did it like that that see they overlap i don't know if they overlap i i'm not sure you have all the worst weapons in game how do i have the worst weapons in game please wait why did i have some why do i have something called no future what the [ __ ] is no future the [ __ ] is that i banish once per rank uh allows to remove an item from level up choices for the rest of the run uh i don't really care about that that doesn't matter okay all right we need to have cd oh [ __ ] i can't buy that one okay projectiles projectiles let's do projectiles again that's amazing okay okay i'll buy it that's fine i bought it all right you guys want banished garlic no no why the [ __ ] would i want to banish garlic that's the best one i feel like this one's really good gains more projectiles every 10 levels and it's a max of plus three yeah that seems op as [ __ ] because because you're gonna have that's three extra projectiles uh oh both of these guys are the same uh it starts with one extra level i i don't know man like i feel like uh cavallo is better i i mean like i i need to [ __ ] like i i don't know what to do man like i actually i i'm so upset that i lost i'm actually so [ __ ] upset that i lost i'm gonna do i'm gonna do one run here before i go over and do some stuff in lost ark i'm going to do one run and i'm just going to completely big dick this i'm going to 100 big dick this i'm going to beat it right now okay i'm not going to worry about it i'm not going to think about it i'm going to beat it right now hyper all the way let's go all the way we're gonna do it on hyper as well okay good all right uh we're gonna do uh we're gonna do uh we're gonna do uh we're gonna do uh we're gonna do uh we're gonna do um cross i don't think we should do cross i think roon i think rune tracer is better uh i i think rune tracer is better i really i really think rune tracer is better okay good there we go and we're gonna do white i think we do lightning ring as well i feel like we do lightning ring as well water no we ain't do water we ain't do water no no no shot no no shot we don't do water okay good water's op no it's not if it's op then explain why i'm not using it okay um what do i do now i think i do rune tracer again i'm gonna do a rune tracer again i'm doing room tracer again where's my garlics okay good all right bible bible easy bible easiest bible in my life easiest bible of my [ __ ] life let's go look at that damage look at this damage garlic okay good there we go there we go this is so easy dude there's no way i lose this hyper makes it easier because i can move faster okay do i go with cross or not everybody says armor open map what are those [Music] what the [ __ ] is that three tomes okay [Music] all right i'm gonna make my way over there it's not a big deal yeah actually wait wouldn't this make it easier since i'm on hyper mode okay garlic again wait till six passives yeah i'm not going to pick them up i've just got i want to have them nearby yeah i know i'm not going to pick them up yet because i'm assuming so this is what i'm assuming uh is that they uh they count as a bonus but if you get them before you get six passes they will actually take a place in the spell tree that's what i'm assuming yes okay exactly all right that's what i thought i knew that okay all right we're gonna use spellbinder spellbinder obviously spellbinder obviously okay big money okay good how close am i i barely moved [Music] okay good we're just gonna keep going we're gonna keep going look at that damage look at that insane [ __ ] damage because insane [ __ ] damage they literally can't stop me they literally can't stop me look at this this is a joke this is boys i've ascended i i actually have a set oh what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do what do i do oh what do i do oh what do i do orb vanish banish wings okay did i do it i did okay all right good [Music] okay let's go back over here [Music] alrighty attack word for water yeah but i don't know if i want to go with water okay good and uh we're gonna do duplicator we're gonna do 100 duplicator like i'm a very big supporter of duplicator okay let's kill this guy right now very big supporter very very big supporter level water do you guys really think i should love a water because like everybody's telling me i should love a water i i don't think i should but like everybody wants me to level it all right all right i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it i'll do it literally everybody in chat like this unilateral nobody's saying no except for like five people okay what's this wait wings wait what i thought i banished this what armor so it turned into armor okay um all right we're gonna do garlic again let me pick all this stuff up okay good there it is all right and uh we're gonna do we're gonna do water we're gonna do water there it is you guys are getting what you want okay i'm not gonna pick that up yet i'm not picking it up yet i'm just here that's all uh i think we go with axe how do you guys feel about us using axe what do you guys think yes garlic okay good idea good idea good idea we'll stick with what works okay there we go there we go axes suck no they don't good pick all this stuff up [Music] good and we're gonna go with guess what we're gonna go with that's right garlic we always get garlic to max first okay killing all these guys perfect no crown i don't need crown i don't have the pentagram i i think i can beat this easily i feel like this is my game okay uh we're gonna do promoa we need that one we need that to upgrade bible or sorry not bible uh garlic okay there we go santa water uh we have to get the attractor yeah we had to get that we had to get that nice perfect damage right there too okay uh so are we against cross we're not doing cross like we don't do cross all right no cross we're gonna go with water i need to get one more garlic i need one garlic that's all and then i ascend okay let's pick all this stuff up there we go all right spellbinder axe i don't know if i should go with this one or not oh i don't know like do do we go axe all right we're gonna do spellbinder we're gonna do spellbinder i think this is the wrong decision okay picking up all of these there we go get home no i don't do tome yet i can't do tome yet i can't believe i lost that one in eight seconds left how is that even possible okay garlic there it is now we upgrade now we upgrade come on there we go good all right big big garlic big garlic big dick garlic you need spinach i think i should go with spinach too what is spinach upgrade yeah what is spinach upgrade firewand uh fire wand is pretty good okay uh let's see we're gonna go with rune tracer let's go with room tracer okay good i just want to go with damage right now i want to go big damage i want to do big dick damage fire wand equals spinach equals hellfire i don't know about that okay good there's spinach right there perfect now we're gonna get the tome i'm good to get tomes now right [Music] yes okay all right uh i don't know should i get it or not yes okay all right i get it perfect okay let's go to the next one okay going around through here okay there's gotta be another one right i thought there was another one yeah [Music] okay good and uh let's go with that rune tracer wing tracer maybe i should do the whip again like the whip healed me so much [Music] like the whip really really healed me a lot no okay all right i won't i'll trust you guys when his chat ever led me astray okay we're just gonna keep looking okay going around this way with his ass all right let's find out with this pog okay so what was it what did spinach upgrade again oh fire one so we want to get fire one yeah we have to get fire one [Music] there we go there we go there we go there we go we're fine we're fine we got it we got it right did we get it okay we got it right [Music] okay uh let's do uh let's do room tracer okay just gonna get my health back it's not a big deal it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter okay and this can't take any hits i can't take any hits bro where's my garlic upgrade oh it's right there that's my garlic upgrade right there okay come on big dick garlic big dick garlic come on die die you need to die you need to die please die sir god wait it didn't even give me one wait do i do a peach bone should i do a peach bone okay no no all right all right what do i go with now um roon uh i think i go with uh i i think i go with bible let's go with bible i probably should have got room right there since it was closer to like uh evolving but it's whatever okay pick up all this all right there we go all right bible again we're waiting for fire wand okay we want to get firework yeah firewand is what's gonna take us home okay [Music] please please please okay firewand right there let's go with it okay i'm gonna stop pause right here there we go yep there we go everything's fine everything is totally fine [ __ ] okay uh let's go with let's go with rune tracer because that'll upgrade faster i have to get these uh these big upgrades got it nice all right rune tracer again okay and uh let's go rune tracer last time last time on rune tracer and then it fully upgrades nice okay and we're gonna do sandal water santa water huge levels right now actually huge levels right now there we go all right fire wand again mask i don't know what the mask does where does mask i'm not going for that it's gonna take too long okay good and uh we're gonna do lightning rod okay this is my upgrade right here this is my upgrade good i have to do big damage on this gun it's hard to do mask i i don't know what it does yeah i don't want to i don't want to risk something like i have my way that i'm doing it and i think i can beat it here that's the only thing that matters okay hopefully we get garlic here but either one of them is okay either one of these is fun okay nice we got garlic big dick garlic mask equals money i don't know what the [ __ ] this does i'm not gonna worry about it okay duplication again okay back in here killing all these mobs there we go nice picking all this up too these levels are harder to come by there it is nice okay uh which one should we go with um i don't know firewand or lightning ring what do you guys think firewand or lightning ring i went without lightning i went with lightning right [Music] okay 10 minutes in 10 minutes in there we go all right bible we go bible okay these mobs are pretty powerful can they come into my domain yes [ __ ] avoid all of these perfect no problems boys no problems got it okay and uh which one do we go with here i'm feeling like we go with uh let's go with santa water santa water i i feel like the the passives are secondary we only go for the passives later pop okay uh let's go santa water again i need to get a big upgrade chest look at all look at all these bonuses bonus bonus bonus okay i'm gonna save that i'm gonna save that i'm going to save that for whenever one of the things comes out okay now we have some angry boys should i use it for the bat like i don't think i should i really don't think so i'm gonna save it no the bat's just a joke like we're gonna use it on the medusa the medusa is gonna spawn pretty soon we're gonna be able to use it on her it's no problem okay this is a danger bat there we go nice all right big upgrade right here big upgrade let's see it did you set 15 that's exactly what i was thinking oh i think that's the lightning ring i'm pretty sure that's lightning ring which one does this is yes no it's ruined tracer okay that's fine good all right and we're gonna go with a lightning ring again nice it does a special sound that means it's doing more damage all right let's see uh we're gonna go with uh a whitening ring it doesn't matter bro all right all right all right all right all right all right i'm gonna let the game play itself i'll let the game play itself uh oh we'll get that look at this ghost look at this little [ __ ] boy here we're gonna push it up to the top okay there we go there we go there we go automatically [ __ ] dead give me another [ __ ] upgrade yes yes yes yes yes this is it this is my game no way we go five no way we go five are we going five oh we're going five there it is let's see it holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] we got santa water and also bible this is it oh my god oh my god there's no way i die at 28 minutes now there's no way it's over it's actually [ __ ] over killing all these guys yup [ __ ] them [ __ ] [ __ ] them there it is another bible right there because i've also got spinach as well look at that another one they're still frozen they can't do [ __ ] okay all right stop right here all right hopefully this is gonna be another chest hopefully this one's another chest please please please please be another chefs please be another chef please be another chest don't be a red boy please don't be a red boy there it is [Music] got em boys got em [ __ ] boy there it is all right we got santa water santa water upgraded all right we're gonna do lightning ring again we've got the medusa in 15 seconds okay uh let's do uh king viber mega bibles megadic bibles there it is right there we're going to lightning right again again again fire one holy [ __ ] look at this this is beautiful pickup range as well i'm gonna increase pickup range all right here comes the medusa watch this watch this watch this what up [ __ ] wait wait just a second all right what a bit boom done get her out of here always tom we get tom after this there it is lightning ring number two lightning ring number two nice nice nice all right let's go projectile strike twice all right tome uh let's do tome again we're gonna do tome again look at this look at this damage look at this damage uh spinach with spinach okay uh fire wand again oh it's like i'm mowing the lawn uh it's real it's really just like i'm knowing the loan okay uh let's do firewand i really really really want to get i really want to get i really want to get firewand evolved i know you guys want to see tome it's okay we're going to go with tom really soon there it is and uh we're going to go spin ash as well there we go good come on look at this [ __ ] damage boys oh now we have to go okay all right tome again good all right this could be my next upgrade come on come on give it to me give it to me [ __ ] wait he only gave me a red bull [ __ ] okay it's fine okay let's pick all these up we're gonna get as many levels as we can all right uh spellbinder let's go spellbinder there it is got it all right spellbinder again doesn't matter it doesn't matter if it's it doesn't matter bro it's like the fourth of july my whole screen's the fourth of july okay killing all these nice there it is all right spellbinder again running after these we still don't even have bible fully upgraded we don't even have bible fully upgraded and this is how powerful we are already they can't even stay on the screen they can't even get to the bible it doesn't even matter look at this there it is all right tome again it's a joke bro this is a joke okay all right uh let's go uh a trackboard a tractor a hundred percent that's food i didn't need that i wasn't hungry attractor began all right that's the big dick all right now we fight the big dick this is where i get my bible come on there it is there it is we get him up in the corner see that maximum dps [Music] ah boys it feels good to be good feels good to be good there it is let's see it let's get it oh my god all right there it is so man ain't this something ain't this something go mask i ain't going mad this is masked off boys it's mascot there's a mask off stream let's go all right let me let me take a i'm going to take a a victory reese's peanut butter cup right now i'm going to take a big three reese's paper cup man look at this look at this oh my god i'm so good i know i know 20 minutes that can't even stay on the screen okay what look at this look at that we back them up right into the corner watch this done dead finished needed deleted beaded what the [ __ ] is this is this fire thing oh my god [Music] oh man wow i already beat it man i already beat the lupt i already beat the love see everybody says oh you have to you can't use oh yeah watch this look at this that's how easy it is boys i can't go to the mask because on the other [ __ ] i'm not going to run over there no shot i'm not doing it garlic's doing nothing though exactly exactly that's the whole point that's my entire point that's the whole thing i'm saying scared you're gonna die no i'm not scared at all i'll probably have to move away from dracula and that's it experience is dropping oh there we go all right i'm picking it up guys all right fine you guys happy it's not it's not hard it's not hard i just get money i the way i do it i just get money problem solved what could what could they possibly throw against me that could shut me down it's impossible actually [ __ ] impossible watch this get masked i'm not doing it i'm not doing the mask i don't know what the [ __ ] the mask does i'm not going to run all the way over there for it i'm in my comfort zone right now and i'm not i ain't got to go nowhere i ain't got to do nothing all i'm doing is getting paid right now all i'm doing is getting paid i'm just getting paid boys it's just that simple yeah it's masked off true and they're trying to come in they cannot even come into my force field look at this it's just the same damn you're about to die watch watch me about to die watch me about to die they can't even they don't even get into the bible look at that guy look at that guy but did y'all see him immediately eated and deleted immediately [Music] get it for an achievement i'll do another time i do it for another time i'm not going to worry about right now i've never beat this level before i don't want to do something different i've already got what i'm doing i'm going to do that it's working that's why i'm doing it 29 minutes long watch this bro i bet i killed dracula in 10 seconds like straight up 10 seconds i'm going to count it off [Music] mask is worth nope not getting it i don't know what it is i don't know what it does people could be trolling them they can't even get on the screen they actually cannot even get on the screen that's sad it really is like this is so sad it's just so sad they can't even get on the screen all right look at this all right call the danger boys every single one of them let him win i literally can't i actually can't let them win even all of these ghosts all at the same time doesn't do anything there's not even a possibility i can lose it's a there's an impossibility that i can lose because it's impossible all right here we go here we go five seconds bring it on [ __ ] all right five sec ten seconds one two three four five six seven eight nine why's he not dead goddamn dracula there we go all right all my food i'll make food on my food let me food all right there that's actually pretty close so that was pretty close health i just ate some food it's not big deal all right all right now we're gonna get down here we're gonna fight everything nice countdown that's what i meant to say damn bro at this point is the garlic even doing damage it's doing theoretical damage i'm not gonna move around there yeah i get hit whenever i move i don't want to move i'll move maybe just a little bit look it's another medusa it's how we gonna look at that we just got it right in the corner man [Music] watch this more money mo money mo probs sp orb nope we ain't doing nothing we're not doing nothing i'll tell you guys what i'm not gonna move i appreciate that thank you so much thank you oh man they don't even make it over to me man they don't even make thank you very much wow you know what let's get level 100 let's get level 100 for him why not oh my god yeah let's get let's get level 100 for him why not oh i got hit it doesn't matter i'm already full healed again look at this look at this look at this we get right up against the wall right up against the wall it ain't ain't nothing we're gonna hit level 100 right now [Music] oh frame rate yeah uh twitch's frame rate is uh they have twitch's frame rate is very low it's uh it's it's to accommodate uh people that play on a game boy and that's why it's so low they don't want anybody to feel like they got left behind only 93 there's no way i'm getting [ __ ] all right see those moms right there see those mobs oh it's 28 minutes this is the hard part guys it's the hard part watch out this is the hard part oh my god i hope i don't die oh my god that's something okay we gotta focus here she's that's what i'm gonna do so i forgot that she spawned there it is she's done all right let's loot this let's loot this let's look at this it's okay 29.59 that's not going to happen that ain't going to happen like i'm going to just beat it it's gonna be no problem i'm gonna beat it it's gonna be literally no [ __ ] problem this is a w day i gotta get food they can't get through they literally cannot get come come on oh that food food again i think i'm dead i'm pretty sure i'm dead i'm pretty sure i'm dead food again food again food again food again food again food again do it again food again food again food money money money money money money food how'd that happen to me oh my god how'd the garlic let me down man how could this happen to me like i thought that i had it like i really did i thought i had it like it's just bro like it's just all that talk poe is the worst character in the game so you tell me i've been playing the worst character in the game the whole time the yl told me to play him the why did everybody tell me to play the character why why did everybody tell me to play the character if i i didn't i i don't [ __ ] like why the [ __ ] would i have to play the character if the character is bad but wha why why why why why did you do this to me like you made me [ __ ] do i'm so pissed man no one told you this is [ __ ] man this is [ __ ] [ __ ] like i i bro like hellfire did a lot of damage but like i don't know what i can do better like i'm just getting got like all i do is get got in this game like uh oh my god i get cool down like i get that i get that i just i have to just keep going like i i don't need listen i'm going to tell you guys the truth i don't need to worry about this because eventually i will beat it like i'm going to let you guys know like i will [ __ ] beat it revival revival's not going to [ __ ] help me man stop using garlic i will beat this like i know for a fact i'm going gonna [ __ ] beat this i'm i feel good about this i feel confident i'm fine don't act cocky well about experience items just standing still think nothing again will beat it no the thing is uh lose the items why what what am i gonna loot the items for i just get more money like it's not going to give me anything else besides that like i'm just bro like how can i beat this game like it's like i can't beat the game really i feel like i can't it's like there's something that's programmed to make me play the game 29 minutes and 55 seconds and then it kills me like and and then it [ __ ] kills me at 29 minutes and 55 seconds we're trying to tell you no but i don't believe you guys all right all right if i get more if i get more damage more aoe damage with the garlic that will help out a lot because that'll push them back more that'll kill them more number one i do that number two um i have to get i need to get uh i need to get that laser like i'm gonna be honest like that laser that i saw in that video i want to get that [ __ ] laser like that that where he's like he's got the sun rotating around him that's like a [ __ ] uh a rotisserie chicken of dildos you know what i mean you see what i'm saying it's the bird so so it wait it's the bird it's it's it's a bird you got to unlock it well then why would i just use that it's the pigeon white pigeon with a black pigeon what is it what does that come together for some [ __ ] like uh uh so my [ __ ] [ __ ] how does this work two birds two birds one stone i don't know upgrade health armor health regen unlock morocco mauricio oh the birds suck dick well if they suck dick then why is i look at video when they're doing all that damage huh why did why does that why does that like that why does it like that [Music] you

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Published: Wed Apr 13 2022