these are the WORST haircuts on the internet

i'm not really sure what's going on with my hair recently it's getting to a point where i i don't really know what to do with it do i slick it all back do i have it forward i don't know what to do i haven't had my hair this length since i was in fourth grade and i'm probably gonna get it cut soon because i'm fully vaccinated now and it's getting a little bit safer to go out so i feel comfortable going to the salon and i will be getting my hair dyed soon don't worry i haven't forgotten about it i was thinking about my hair this morning and i was like it's kind of weird and so i thought let's go and take a little journey and let's look at some of the worst haircuts on the internet so here we are on our slash my [ __ ] up and we are going to look at some of the most outrageous outrageous outrageous funniest haircuts so i'm gonna do what i always do and just do top of all time because that will get us the best stuff oh my god this is like the pinnacle of [ __ ] emo haircuts right here this is so good it's like there's two different people you can just draw a line two different people on the left and on the right that must have taken forever oh that's so bad i botched home grooming under quarantine turned my dog into a mini alpaca that is so sad oh that is so sad let me see if i can find um my dad used to cut uh our dog's hairs our dog's hairs our dog's hair at home because we had portuguese water dogs which they don't have fur they have hair and so he would shave them in the summertime because they would get super super hot but he would always like give them a break and stuff and so he would always like do usually the front half first because that was usually the more traumatic part um so he would get that out of the way and then give them a break here it is [Laughter] this is my dog cooper my childhood dog she was my first dog ever r.i.p i miss you cooper you were the loveliest lady ever but yeah my dad would shave the front out let them have a break reddit moderator look [Laughter] it's just way too much i hope that this was a temporary thing because this is it's a lot oh it looks like he has lips made out of hair children are horrifying god why do they why do they do this how do you [ __ ] a dog's hair up that bad that poor poor dog [Music] oh ew the beard yeah it just looks so not correct this isn't bad at all the this whole thing is there's a lot going on here my queen killing you dusty ass females check out her naughty profile on fishforhoes.com oh she killing them all right by luring them into the stores with red balloons and paper poses she does look like pennywise what's happening there's like some shave bits here and then there's a swoop and then oh is this real this has to be photoshopped although i bet anytime ted cruz gets a haircut people just on purpose [ __ ] his [ __ ] up i would not be surprised i hope he's cursed for a million years with bad haircuts every time god that would be good oh my god i mean i'm not really surprised here the mullet's coming back a little bit there's a few people that can rock them like julian solomida has a mullet right now it actually looks really good you know certain people can pull off a mullet there's a lot happening right here also this one's cursed too i don't know why certain posts on reddit get cursed for me and they just vibrate oh this is so sad this cat that's not even a haircut that's just the way that his fur pattern is oh that's so sad [Music] strawberry [Music] [Laughter] [Music] why why would you do that to yourself at least do the mustache too why are you leaving the mustache regular this is so bad he had to have lost a bet he had to have lost a bed or something it's so bad that's awful what you want you remember the graphics from goldeneye god why why it just looks like a solid brick don't ever headbutt anybody ever because you'll split their skull open oh i've seen this before this is so awful it's just like the fibonacci spiral and facial hair why would you do that it looks so stupid barbara mistakenly shaves a play button into twine's hair after be shipping shows paused video oh my god it's so funny so that's the haircut and this was just the pause video that's so good what do you want kim jong-un i'm glad they're both getting a kick out of it did he keep it like that i have no idea some dude made a [ __ ] line rider map on this dude's hair my barber and i got beef now god he gave you like a [ __ ] hitler youth haircut oh my god that's so bad see the thing about it cringy haircuts like this with the high school cringe and stuff like that at least you can give them the benefit of the doubt of like you know they're like 15 16 whatever you're experimenting you're growing you don't really know what you're what you're what you're all about yet you're influenced by so many things around you why did i say influenced like that but but what happens to an actual adult it's like dog what are you doing it looks like barbed wire what is that god that looks like [ __ ] rotten ropes that would be like a shipperman's shipperman's fisherman's boat that's disgusting that's so gross that's also probably like pulling on his scalp constantly yuck ugh ugh oh my god oh my god how is there nobody to tell these people like yo dawg we gotta [ __ ] you gotta choose something else because this is not this is not working [Laughter] is this real this looks like a thumb what is this i hope that that's not real god i think it is though that's awful why didn't why do i think that this is matt watson why if he this dude were to turn around why do i think that it would be matt watson i thought he was wearing a hat i thought he was wearing a hat i love that they had the national anthem playing [Laughter] put them your mom uses the entire set of mixing poles to cut your hair let me get that y equals mx plus b [Laughter] that is exponential growth which is y equals a b to the x power so you are wrong you have failed god ugh oh my god oh my god it's just one of those well i just like who's don't you have anybody in your life that cares about you enough to be like hey get something else guys i'm going to get a haircut i'm so excited i'm going to look so good [Laughter] the single t tear going down his face oh god this dude just has pubes for hair that's the grossest hair i don't like the way he's looking at me stop look somewhere else justin close his eyes and post what you want you ever eat a panini why would you do this [Laughter] [Music] oh my god oh it's so even up here it's so patchy that's awful i cannot believe that this is an actual tear oh my god it's kind of awesome actually quindarius gooch i'm sorry that's such a good thing oh no oh no oh no oh no that's so bad i used to be able to see the towel on her head it's not just her hair [Laughter] they just parents just let this happen a parent probably did this it's just i don't understand i don't understand well we have looked through many uh many a haircut but to finish it all off i am going to show you my worst haircut that i have ever gotten and oh boy was it bad [ __ ] a this haircut i was at my brother's college graduation and i had pretty long hair like fairly long not this long but it was it i needed a haircut and so right before the graduation i went into a haircut place and i was like hey i just need to trim and they flap my [ __ ] up so bad dude god this is so awful it's so bad they didn't style it or anything like after that it was kind of okay because i would just put gel in it and like do [ __ ] with it but at the haircut place because i went straight from the haircut place to the to the graduation and they didn't put anything in my hair and now this photo exists oh anyway thank you guys so much for watching hope you enjoyed uh if you want to tweet me pictures of your bad or worst haircuts maybe i'll make another video depending on how much stuff is there but hope you enjoyed let me know what you thought uh yes thank you for watching i'll see you later 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Id: ZxmJ3TjOSnM

Length: 11min 20sec (680 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 28 2021