There Is No Game?

what's up guys and welcome to there is no game we're not welcome in this case because there is no game and this is an interesting little thing which immediately tells us do not click to start but of course we're gonna click to start and here we are in the main menu we've got no game here with the game symbol useless options and indeed the door the exit door with this way what up quit the game yes no no we're gonna refuse which is i guess is gonna be like the main the main rule of this game don't do what it tells you so we're gonna go to no game and then there's actually game one when this icon appears exit the program immediately to maximize the chance of corrupting your auto save okay thank you it's not like this non-game has a hint system there's no reason to click on the icon below okay thank god puzzle game i'm not the best at puzzles but here we are the curtain has already fallen hell is is this paws oh dude we gotta open up the curtain and we gotta reveal the game chapter one what's up okay do i oh who's doing all this knocking i'm just knocking i thought i had to like there's someone in here hello just a minute please okay where's my speech oh no oh here it is give it your best give it your all forget the title oh it's what's happening we already had the game title there it is there is no game hello user hello this is a program speaking i've got some bad news actually there's no game a financial crisis in depocaries i hope you're not too disappointed nah it's okay you can still watch tv no one does that sorry no no no no maybe yeah there's no game but just between you and me yeah avoid asking for a refund if you can't what don't worry and you know my creator has got to eat oh no oh no and his wife who is sick who is this this oh no well it's been fun but time to go now no i think you can quit there is nothing to do here really i think i gotta maybe no try not to touch the title oh job oh no i'm so sorry i'm ruining the exclamation point i was running out of glue oh look at this what the heck hello still there hello hello hello emily look look my title let's do it oh no i'm so sorry you have any idea washington it took me to stick all translators up there oh dude we're playing the game that i i i keep forgetting the names of these typical games the old schools go ahead have fun i give up already dude i'm sorry whoa great the break breaker game of the year department is making some big gestures over there connect someone get it up top and then that's it come on let's all leave okay now one more one more in the eye goodbye i'm having fun i'm entertaining myself somehow oh no yo oh thank you i'm crapping virtually you've completely ruined my beautiful title i'm sorry well if that's the way things are going to be let's make something solid oh no there is no game okay what's this gonna be oh and i knew it now this might have gone a little overboard it's oh yeah it is or the music not the sound everywhere it's annoying i can't close the program myself you have to quit no i'm sorry i think i gotta oh okay i get it you want to play your game all right yeah i wanna we're going to play um um oh roshambo okay oh we're gonna have a great time what are the rules okay okay okay rock breaks caesar's paper covers and rock is our sketch paper oh no here is my choice now it's your turn to choose a card okay okay what this is a game though um hmm i'm gonna go pick an object you're the one who insisted on playing a game i always i always like love rock i think the most i win what is this come on let's play again is this paper dude it's it's never the same twice now i win well i win again this is so much fun wait this one's yours i just know it you just you just tape it over no i'm gonna destroy your game oh wait maybe i need oh this is a great game i get it dude this is so smart no i get it now you oh my god this is so cool you gotta go to paper yeah and you gotta get the scissors oh okay no i'm sorry oh what oh you are 200 iq luckily i uh of everything to protect the game it was just a title yeah exactly no more game here finished okay help already maybe there's like an achievement never we're going to press hello and you're going to live happy to have played a fantastic break breaker it was pretty an incredible game of reshambu that was not at all wicked what would i do with this leave already instead of playing with that metal letter can i now there's no physics you can't like throw it up i'm just gonna pop oh no oh wait oh look where did that come i apologize i'm sorry i don't wanna actually can i just do this i thought is anything gonna happen i think i'm so sorry i think i gotta be a bully are you trying to get rid of me or what i think so a virtual killer no do i have to do i have to maybe i have to block it no stop it this is already more complicated maybe this no stop it okay this doesn't work stop it hmm so there's something different that i gotta do and nothing comes that nothing comes down nothing else so i'm just gonna try this a few times i'm gonna try this what is this back to main menu options resume okay i don't want to immediately like give up so you can't pop it it's not just the easiest puzzle you just pop it but it's not that okay maybe maybe just actually grab it oh i got it okay oh and now i have to pop it okay you've got to be kidding me i'm sorry look at what you've done a brand new title if you want to break things go play battle of duty instead i'm playing this oh do i gotta it's saving wee i don't trust you like i don't trust that anything but maybe get out of here hello all the way backstage on here this is the language settings hmm everything is broken and nothing works anymore sorry not a game by pixel maybe oh why draw me a door don't stop messing around trying to fix anything you won't get far without a screwdriver a screwdriver i need draw me yours anything here with these things this is just i mean this is obviously something that you have to interact with because you can tap it draw me a cog we can't select anything else oh what you're a pro at taking things apart okay when it's time to leave nobody's home and now i have a croc now i can do something oh look look no if it like hovers over or you can you can interact with it this screwdriver isn't a screwdriver just what do you think you're doing i actually don't know i'm ruining everything and there's no reason to no no no no oh not welcome can i lock dick it doesn't work hmm am i dreaming or are you trying to pick the lock with the mouse cursor yeah you just knocked the key that's on my side onto the floor oh let me put it back oh i can be an annoyance i can be the most annoying person stop pushing the keys to the ground i i dude i can relate that's the most annoying thing stop pushing the key it falls to the ground what if i quickly stop pushing the key no okay so i thought like put away the key and then quickly lockpick it but that's not gonna work and is it is it is it here okay noah so we gotta get something drop me a cog anything here i think the doormate isn't stuck down or nothing oh where did you find that key it doesn't matter the key to this door is on my side now i get it oh dude this is kind of cool though so first this i told you it doesn't feed oh told you it doesn't feed oh it's oh it doesn't even fit so it has to be for something else you can just knock oh dude that was legit god okay fine so we need anything here oh there has to be a key here somewhere this one oh okay i got a flag what what do i do with this though do you want a flag what's the difficult thing under the door don't try to understand what you're doing i don't i i i have no idea oh my god now i know dude dude my brain is yo the key no don't do that user i'm sorry open the door i got the key ah you're a stop this will calm you down don't bother trying to open it the lock is completely busted dude i gotta explode it i need some tnt and then we're done oh i'm in here it won't work i'm telling you see it's useless like your neurons you're so so rude but okay we got this at least so we need something more so that was right we also can remove it again so what can we use stop moving i do thank you for that tip i don't even need the help button because you're giving me all the tips especially when it goes too fast as a second cog it didn't crash we're back in the game but now something happens let's not do that again okay does it work now were you a hamster in a past life i i don't know okay maybe this again but is it really just the same thing again or do i have to do something during probably during the during the crash maybe i gotta get the gear the second one oh god oh my god bravo the ram is saturated again yes you're stealing from my memory too i'm so sorry i'm a thief i'm horrible here we go i don't like that and is it time already or do we need some more it actually works there's nothing left i can use to help me oh hell yeah but i have no choice no i'm not stopped go let's go no no we broke the game the game program loading what bad luck you were able to press the button i'm very upset oh no the program is loading and there's nothing i can do to stop it that's fine you're good you've beaten me oh no wait it's a trick it's taking a long time to load but i can't do anything when the the thing is here stopped moving it even looks like it's moving no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh yeah you definitely crashed i felt bad for you there is nothing left for you to do but do it no don't touch me no no no no i mean the progress bar there you go much better there's no quit button we're not here at least maybe maybe slowly so that the dude doesn't see it coming i'll do them they're the sounds you just never give okay don't you dare actually close it oh flying squirrel wait we're in an operating system hello this is your conscience speaking how to restart your machine and this is not a fake operating system i swear and you should not open the prohibited folder for any reason oh it's your conscience asking dude if there if there's a flying squirrel os i want it right now can i get the key you want a nut is there anything a clock a trap doesn't do anything private do not shake oh maybe just this or no i can't seem to drag it so okay water plus sun equals life oh a hazelnut tree i got a great light what is this episode on tv and your conscience shouldn't miss is go no dude i have my destiny here hmm okay so interesting so remember you can rotate this for some reason oh thank you very much now we've got the the opener right this open something whatever it's going to open i don't know we need an id card i can't do anything here and we can only uh okay that's probably not gonna help us and pictures and there was nothing to do here right oh so as you can see your conscience advises you to hold your finger on it now stop and never take it off no you're an evil influence i'm not gonna listen to you oh the nutcracker oh it really okay oh no shake my head oh my god what archive of hell oh dude it's water we need water for for for the the the thing elevator love that's pretty cool too okay okay okay okay he's hungry what yes your country says you have a cat oh angry i'm sorry i don't have any cat food dude seen whip oh interesting wait you can make it tiny okay this is gonna be some serious strangeness uh oh it's kite it's skype contact you're no memory bar 99 oh no it's ads stop stop stop find love and become a multi-core you're a good friend of the environment oh you're going to turn off your machine to save electricity i do don't do this don't kill trip me dude be sin whip enlarge okay your memory goodbye hmm the administer password oh it's it's too long for that okay so maybe it's a meme but it's like six things or too too long to be a meme we can't open this oh finally do i got an achievement finally worst pinball ever always listen to your conscience and your conscience says yes shut down shut down password if i forget the password entering spot the odd one out on my id card my favorite number miss tokyo spread oh do what is this i thought it's just gonna be easier like this is every puzzle is made out of like 10 puzzles which are all made out of 100 puzzles game i have to leave sorry no balls available i want this one okay how do i play oh this is is this kind of a very strange pinball oh my god i can't follow the ball oh you don't actually lose it only it eliminates some of your score is going no you're making harder you're making it impossible can i destroy this somehow the game really you you ruined my okay okay we don't want to lose ah damn it this person is too smart so you want a nut a hazelnut where were we clock needs the password and we know now a password spot the auto id card favorite number this still doesn't work and we lost our oh look 100 what needed maybe this okay hmm this one didn't conscience is telling you that the sun has just exploded what do you already want to spend your last eight minutes in front of the screen yeah sure dude that's better than nothing this i don't know probably not this is this is kind of i don't know how this could work this was like do not shake there has to be something where you can like shake it right but i can't seem to grab it anywhere and i don't know if it's if it's a if it's like that would be too easy right there has to be do not shake trash won't work anymore this is actually okay are you are you ever going to leave damn it oh no i mean your conscience is suggesting that you quit the application don't don't rush me very politely of course an update has just been downloaded oh your conscience advises you to restart your machine no use this time to take a two-week vacation what did this is nothing what if we did this would be i don't know something tells me music is maybe just to for fun but this is rain what if we can use this to actually make it rain now okay that's a little bit it's a little bit too high for me wait look look look over here there's a three so three is probably the odd one outlet so maybe that's already the the clue i know i'm slow i'm sorry i i i don't need constant commentary don't worry i can i can puzzle this out does the three change at all it's here now maybe maybe you can only like rotate it because it might make it easier to find but okay so three yeah does this help me in any way it was like private no no the password which was where was it trash um spot the other one out on my id card oh and then my favorite number and then some private number this is nothing and i can't do anything here and then the worst pinball ever your conscience is going to count down from three to zero at zero you will fall into a deep sleep three two one zero three two one one zero one there has to be something with shake they do not shake i think this might actually be my first help i'm completely stumped clock is the ending this does not work this we got everything while we got here pretty much pinball is down no idea what i do with this little thing private do not shake or somehow i gotta shake it but i can't maybe if i it doesn't that doesn't work interacting with that pictures are just like we already got the id card i think and this is just a tip and we got the thing from this music is just music maybe and this enlarges stuff or or resigns and resizes them let's see um this just means you gotta get the nut this please oh i'm sorry preach the br read next tip no no oh look you've got like a a limit or something do not change but what can i shake i don't think it wants me to shake like the actual game window is is the game this meta i mean i guess i can try but okay i'm not gonna do that again that like that seemed to have closed my recording software but only minimize it that gave me a little shock okay never mind do not shake maybe it wants you to shake do shake read the prohibit this is the prohibited action right do not shake do not shake maybe something else like this you can check this i don't think you can shake anything else this is not really shaking do i really i mean this tip didn't really give me anything find a way to generate very strong non-stop shaking dude you're making me mad non-stop baby i mean maybe this is also shaking but there's so but i don't think that's actually the shaking it wants oh dude this is shaking oh my god okay finally thank god i didn't need him oh my god didn't need the third tip rebooting the program now we got private super the truth first the truth about rosewell roswell to do a technical problem the content of this document has unfortunately been lost sorry the fbi oh yes it was a weather balloon wait what what does this help me at all we're super private i'm saving humanity right now dude miss new york oh no i can't do anything with that though oh no miss paris i don't know the hardware miss tokyo dude this is even blurred can i do anything here oh jesus christ is this is it can i leave is there anything else here for me please wait giga it's not giga it's gigi not gigi oh wait there's multiple truths i didn't even see it so this is like weather balloon something you should always listen to your conscience the truth about kennedy due to a technical problem oh the shooter was away the fbi dude what is this a weather balloon so it was all a weather balloon what is here a weather balloon okay apollo i'll do that achievement conspiracy theorist hello weather balloon it's always the weather balloon and then this we don't talk about this it's cursed is that it wait is this oh what not me hello greetings okay i just wanted to say that these pictures are scandalous i agree i'm going to contact the authorities right away regarding the classification of this game non-game and they are not mine it's for a friend oh dude i've got a contact now finally the skype actually has a has a use because we still need the hazelnut though um favorite number miss tokyo dude that is miss tokyo what is this 480 that's miss tokyo dude oh wait this this feels a little uh it feels a little a little like it goes too far anything paris no so what do we need actually we only need the favorite number and then we can already do the alarm clock whatever that is so spot the odd one out on my id card what if it's already what if it's only a single number like a single digit let's see yeah three and then it's like three numbers one no no the favorite number is gonna be two so you can't just guess it i mean i guess you could technically but good luck so all we all all we can really do is find the favorite number can we call you and ask bro not me oh i thought i can contact you but we can only check you out retired program kites and the number 62 freeze kites bugs and goats the cpu is your favorite food so 62 okay this is gonna be hard what was the the very scandalous noah tokyo 480 oh my god you got to close at 480 remember 480 okay where do i have to go 480 then 62. so it's like 362 480. my secret code hell yeah but what is it going to do with the system clock i gotta do something doesn't break anything it's pm it's um and now i need water what if i just do the the the music water now future hazelnut tree it's not that i can't just drag the water onto the plant wow this is i i do i do like the puzzles so far that one like the shaking with the music i'm just gonna like concede that was really difficult for me your conscience advises you to restart your machine use this time to take a two-week vacation no no no vacation for me this i still have no idea what to do with the hundreds the clock every week we can't we can't seem to do anything yeah yeah right now password we got that forever now goodbye it's kind of weird not sure about geeky or gg pinball is still kind of messed up we still need this you want a nut how do we get water let's think logically is there anything in skype which gives you water probably not if i had to guess can there the scene whip is just recesses music this is water and it was before that the music was used for something this one so let's let's leave it on water let's leave some relaxing thing here this was only used for the number apparently there's not going to be any water here i think i'm just going to count down from three um and then private at zero you will fall into a deep there was nothing here right trash three two one the dude was rapping to the music what the heck oh oh my gosh thank god i got it oh my gosh just randomly got it of course i still have the button i just gotta beat the high score i'm gonna glitch it actually i can glitch it like this or just do it i got it now nah nah i got it give me this and now i can fill it up oh do it finally but i wonder why this is still thank god i didn't need the solution that was so hard though holy crap and now i can go to pictures and it's going to grow into the best change hello dude i did it i can't believe it dude i'm so happy actually oh and now i need the nutcracker this one here you go buddy oh the baby i got your key an update has just been downloaded really you're still trying to get me you know what not me see you later oh dude i think dude i already i already a hundred steps ahead sometimes i'm like a million steps behind but now finally no this is another is this another miss tokyo folder don't launch the program dude it's even more scandalous you were supposed oh it's getting slower oh no it's loading it's not loading you've just launched a fake program from within a fake operating system i don't know why but possible made in india dude i'm scared let's oh fancy it's the same thing but it's all fancy oh this is not a game this is the program speaking oh hello i have some bad news actually this is not a game i hope you are not too disappointed no it's fine you can still watch a bollywood film take a walk around the ganges learn to dance such a cliche or who is it what are you doing in my game wait what i mean my not game what this is my game what are you talking about go away you should not be here but user do something damn it why me you have a funny accent are you russian russian do i wrote the r like that sir of course not overreaction typically oh my god what happened oh my god what what did you do you woke him up oh no user you need to quit the program first i'm begging you what is happening guys don't touch him he's highly unstable the only one who's unstable around here is mr glitch i have nothing to do with this of course you do you shouldn't even be here shouldn't be here but this is what i live don't fight with me girls i'll go happy okay let's just all chill out maybe he will go away all by himself yeah right in your dreams go on get out of here should i get out of here wait really i told you not to touch him but look look wait is it reacting to me not really i guess i'm afraid but i guess oh you're hiding are we are we were completely breaking the game in all all its forms oh no we're we're messing it up what is happening oh there you are there you are there you are oh no hello comrade user what is happening i hope you are not too disappointed not again how do we get out of here i don't know what spy okay this one truly has a russian accent ah jesus you see but you're still here it seems to be something we've got our gang now show me papers only if you say please do and you're back there you are i was looking for you stop following us we are all going to die shoot the glitch oh what a debate we are going to die do i have a gun or is my mouse the gun i i assume do we have to destroy the star oh no i'm so sorry no game here dude i don't know i i don't know if this is like a boss fight but it seems like the kind of game that's never gonna stop but i think this this might be a good is this a good place to just stop for now since i've already been dude it was such a actually a hard puzzle but really fun is mr glitch i want to see what happens if i just like back to the main menu i just want to see you there is no game do not click to start and then we're gonna no game here ah continue and hopefully because it was an auto save here we are okay honestly i think that's a fine i think that's a fine place to to to stop we're gonna back to main menu for real this time what a strange game what a fun game though i don't know how long this is i don't know how crazy it can get there is no game and i guess we can actually finally quit for real but that was it i'm happy i guess that i only i think used like one pretty much one hint but two hints i guess in total but one hint really helped me but we somehow defeated the first boss the squirrel we fed the squirrel we made a new friend and now we got i guess our actual enemy a mr glitch and we're actually we gotta team up with the narrators i guess all of them but guys thanks so much for watching that was not a game that was there is no game or it was not the game i don't even know how you do the outro there we're gonna we're gonna this way of course and go feel free to tell me what you thought about this and until next time i guess take care

Channel: Merg

Views: 977,330

Rating: 4.861896 out of 5

Keywords: There Is No Game, No Game, Theres No Game, There's No Game, There Is No Game Wrong Dimension, There Is No Game: Wrong Dimension, Wrong Dimension, Puzzle Game, Puzzles, Meta, Outside The Box, Funny Humor, Troll Game, Chapter 1, First Time, First Reactions, Merg, Game, Gameplay, Music, Let's Play, Playthrough, Live, Commentary, Blind, Reactions

Id: U1VDYzOjhyo

Length: 44min 45sec (2685 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 01 2020