Theo Von and Louis C.K. Share Busting Stories

we had VHS as I remember big you know we had to ride our bike to go get it and they had that porn room remember the room sure yeah I worked at a video store oh you did when I was a kid when I was in high school wow so I got a little overly too quickly exposed like I mean we had a porn room oh and I would run the guy that around on the store was just he just gave me the keys like he made me run the store oh my God so yeah after I would wait I was like look at the clock waiting for it like I just wanted to close so I could go in the back room in his office and just [ __ ] just jizz everywhere I would have [ __ ] licked the boxes I think yeah it was real it was a lot oh I remember seeing some but one guy chiseled some tits into a [ __ ] tree in our neighborhood right like in these woods behind our fence and see what had chiseled a [ __ ] setup oh the hangers homie some [ __ ] milk muffins Daddy he [ __ ] chiseled a pair you mean like an artist like he he yeah or like a I don't know what it's called what's that chisel with a little flat head on it yeah I don't know what his tools were or whatever but this guy was pretty good I would say probably and then but people would go out there and come you know no [ __ ] oh you'd see there was porn magazines back there and it was on this little Hill kind of so it almost had this that's incredible native or think people I think people said it was Native American or something but I don't know but you didn't you knew the guy that did it though oh yeah oh yeah amazing dude I'll tell you another story about the same guy so he one time me and my buddy this kid's Summerall were walking on the street and it but it was a tree though so it was like a living tree yeah and there was tits on it that he chiseled and not I mean if folks would come and jack off to it yeah I don't know how many folks yeah I mean it wasn't like people were like buses yeah it wasn't like yeah what do you call it but a Graceland or something yeah but if you knew you knew you know what I'm saying work um and this was also woods and people used to go to the woods to jerk off huh and that was something you'd find I think in any town you hear people there's pornography in the woods it used to be yeah people would bury a stack of Duty I found a stack of porn that's in the woods that was first thing I first time I ever saw any of that yeah and we had they had an empty broken washing machine right there and people would put the porn in there right and so uh you get to you know get your [ __ ] you know get that deal out and then now the first porn I ever jerked off to was some girl or tits in shorts and she had gravel all over it because because I found in the dirt oh yeah that magic just like pock marks from the gravel life is sad buddy yeah but it's real dude God and look In some cultures you still find that you know so go ahead I don't mean interrupt you so what no that was it that would be you know you would ejaculate to that and uh but it was a different yeah people would go into the woods it's almost like you know you'd Bring It Back To Nature I mean my dad I remember caught us jerking off one time he made us bury it in the yard bury the semen in the yard well to make it like um respectful or something yeah but you would just you wait a minute how did he he caught wait first he said he caught us jerking off yeah yeah well I guess it was there was uh it was just me but I say us I don't feel alone I think I do that a lot sure that makes sense but so he walked in and you would you would just come on yourself yeah well my mother caught me and then she so she went to him and said he's been jerking off she told him yeah she would always kind of rat me out about stuff like yeah but was the jizz doesn't stay like how did he no but he just said wherever this is you need to take it and put it in the yard and that was it so he just kind of went like that and no it was on a sheet oh it was on a sheet okay so the thing you came on yeah had to be buried it made me created respect for him I think like as a and it gave me a kind of a uh affinity for nature sure you [ __ ] nature in a sense oh dude I remember my buddy would come over and we would just [ __ ] Mount our pillows in the car yeah different corners of the room yeah when your teenage or preteen boys when they start pre-teen yeah there is there is like uh camaraderie in that stuff yeah I had a friend who used to we used to tell each other stories about girls like I I'd sleep over his house and he'd sleep on his bed I'd sleep on the floor and we called it telling each other juicers that's what we called it juicer so like he would tell me he'd say you know pick a girl and I'd say you know Gretchen yeah and he'd say okay so you you and Gretchen are in school and you know you're like you decide to walk home together and go to her house and he just walk me through this story for us good and then I do it for him with whatever girl he wanted oh I can't even imagine y'all did that for each other yeah we did it was yeah and I don't think that's awesome I don't know if we were coming yet I think it was just about squeezing it and getting this like getting this feeling and just listening to what he's saying and just it didn't occur to us that I mean we're talking about girls we didn't feel weird about it we we were good friends you know I I liked him he was a good kid and it sounds like it yeah he was you know it's something you do for a buddy dude if I laid on a bunk bed right now and another man laid on the floor and told me uh took me through like a good story I'd probably appreciate it it's so much more real than having to just jerk off to something you see on a screen yeah that's no good I think that's one of the things right yeah I think dude I remember when I first got an erection I thought it was poop coming out of the whoa front and I remember being so scared and um and I told this teacher and I then I think the teacher might have been like a gay man and so then I got this totally weird reaction from him but I remember thinking that poop was coming out of my like getting gotten lost whoa and that's what the erection was that's a terrifying thought oh dude because then I was afraid to go pee because I was like it's gonna smell bad oh my God and that's terrifying oh hope you enjoyed that video and you can watch another and you can watch this one you can watch this one different options different choices some guy just brings you one option not this guy two options watch one this one or this one

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Length: 6min 36sec (396 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 23 2023