The WORST Nintendo Wii U & 3DS eShop Games

foreign the Wii U and 3DS combo was such a special generation for Nintendo sure sales wise they both fell short of their previous iterations I almost forgot the 3DS only sold like half of the original DS that's crazy I thought it did way better but uh nope and some of their business decisions at the time uh not not so great either remember the Nintendo Creator program I try not to but the amount of quality software on both especially first party was top-notch for the most part I think we've all come to accept that the menus had so much charm to them amiibo were popping off like crazy remember that one guy who like hate bought every single Rosalina amiibo just for a funny little Post online what the hell was that all about the directs during this time were just oozing with uh they were oozing with something all right some illegal substance I'm sure the switch is undoubtedly more successful in every single way but if you are a Nintendo fan from 2011 to 2016 you uh you certainly have a lot to tell your therapist I'm sure the charm of this era of Nintendo isn't some crazy hot take you know we've all come to accept it especially with the eshops now closed dude that Nostalgia cycle is in full effect people are finding their childhood 3DS in their closet they're playing a bunch of Classics as well as finding hidden gems always a fan of that but then the resale Market that too uh oh God these prices at least I have you I'll never let you go until you're like ten thousand dollars on eBay then yeah then then you're gone man like the prices of some of these games going forward is going to be absolutely insane if you don't have a physical collection by now and you want one in the future I oh man I pity your wallet you have a crazy uphill battle that you're going towards now if you if you go for it sure but I wouldn't really recommend it I think your money is probably better off spent somewhere else like uh oh with the sponsor of today's video bye you like that that was that 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sometimes a trailer if you were lucky and hey maybe you'd find a classic gem that you missed out on from Generations gone by like uh this one here luffia the legend returns let's uh let's see here every game has three screenshots to try and sell the game let's let's see what we got here she's all right she just inhaled too much smoke oh finally the perfect game for me plus it's thanks to this console that I got to watch Dinosaur Office and that was pretty Peak let's be real dinosaur office the Wii U by comparison obviously had a much smaller library but I would argue that this eShop was a lot more fun to explore and made it all that much better whenever something good did show up listen okay in no universe is Mario vs Donkey Kong tipping Stars a super exciting release but there was nothing else around it at the time and hey look at that it has Graphics I'll buy it sure there was also this one time for E3 where Nintendo released a bunch of demos for indie games that were released at the time like no big deal in retrospect but this is how I first played Freedom Planet all those years ago so I'll always be nostalgic for that that was a pretty cool program I'm pretty sure that a lot less heavy hit or proper Wii U games is what pushed Nintendo to keep doing the Virtual Console on that system for a little while longer but hey man seeing GBA DS and even Wii games on there was pretty damn cool dude they got Pocky and Rocky with Becky on this dude oh man us Wii U fans were really starving okay man remember how like you could search for 3DS games on the Wii UI shop and not purchase them what the god what what the hell was this company doing remember how stupid we sports club was handled sure nowadays with a physical copy it is very easy to get a full complete game out of this and when you do you got a somewhat decent HD remaster of the original Wii Sports it's fine whatever it's a dumb call after Wii Sports Resort expanded on that idea greatly and it was actually a great minigame collection instead of just a Bare Bones five minigame sport pack but hey whatever it is what it is I'm not mad about it Club included online play not like you'd really know about it because who was playing Wii Sports Club in the 2010s online but hey it was there the thing is though when the game first dropped there was no physical addition and only two of the sports were available digitally and individually they would cost you about ten dollars each for a single pass that you can access the game whenever you want going forward but you could also like rent the game for a day for for two dollars huh it really took a disgusting amount of time for Nintendo to figure out this whole digital distribution thing and it's a shame that a Wii Sports sequel was essentially sacrificed along the way good to know Nintendo has since learned their list and they wouldn't do anything stupid like this again huh oh damn it now I could sit here and do the whole ah these are the hidden gems that you should have picked up when you had the chance I could have done that whole thing but you've seen that a bunch by now I'm not gonna do that if you know me at all you know that I am way more interested in the games that Nintendo even dared to allow on their eshops in the first place because oh man listen first and foremost not to belittle the difficulties of game development I'm not trying to trying to make that whole thing seem like a big old joke and if any developers out there are watching this I'm uh sorry to put you on blast but you know you know some of this you kind of did it to yourself besides it's not like I'm affecting sales anyway yellow Nintendo for closing the eshops not me I'm not affecting nothing you can't buy these games now anyway and also let's continue to be real these games aren't really gone if you try hard enough listen it's surprisingly easy to mod a Nintendo 3DS that's all I'm saying the act of supporting games that are readily available by purchasing them is something I am totally in favor of I was doing it all the time I continue to do so it's my favorite way to support the developers putting out games that I want to play but that being said PDI check was 100 dollars what the f oh come on that's not even the right console PDI check in collaboration with the Alaska children's eye and strabismus happy holidays everybody Mary strabismus this is the title screen okay I thought like the graphics were still loading here but uh nope this is this is it start I click the one that's different I guess a success okay what okay maybe I just have to do a different challenge um I okay okay the test wins I genuinely can't tell what the difference is here try again what what am I supposed to do which color is different I you know what I think Alaska wins I don't I don't I'm not going to succeed Alaska's test I'm sorry eventually I just had to keep clicking on random things so I could succeed on all of the tasks and see what's happening at the end and hey look at that nothing 100 I'm not saying that video game software can't double as a genuine tool I am a big fan of brain age and the DS in general has loads of software like this so as a tool meant for a doctor's office to provide something from multiple children to use 100 theoretically is more than a reasonable price but why is this on the 3dse shot for personal use none of you out there bought it unless you have a weird morbid curiosity and 100 just smear you did not buy this and if you did you are lying I don't trust you my guy over there at PDI check you have a website this could have been handled with basic HTML maybe you should have tried again when you had the chance this is this is a sin the 3DS was this odd stretch of time where industry analysts who always know what they're talking about kept claiming that the rise of mobile gaming was going to be killing the entire dedicated handheld gaming space and I mean over 10 years on they weren't entirely wrong but still for the few years the Nintendo tried proving them wrong with their top tier retail games they certainly put out some questionable digital ones at the same time I got it I got the perfect solution to fix declining sales Nintendo says filled with excitement and joy Ker sploosh it's called Chris bluosh Kirk cursed sploosh in cursed Blues you are a rock and you fall down a hole that's it oh sorry you're not always a rock sometimes you're a bouncy ball sometimes you're a matrushka doll sometimes you're a water drop don't be the water drop they all Play Slightly differently with different handling and health amounts and it's all about getting to the bottom of the well as fast as you can and it's a completely Dreadful experience it is so hard to see where you're going and then they start throwing in these fake donuts made of metal while encouraging you to go through the real Donuts just pray to God you actually don't bounce off of them did they pick Donuts because they were just so quirky and funny haha this it's so quirky and original 20 minutes later and I did all the stupid stages and I'm done cool this got a spot in a Nintendo Direct man times were God times were different thankfully though unlike PDI check that one was pretty cheap so whatever I guess but for the most part any of the cheap games that you found on the eShop really felt like a lot of low quality garbage that you would see on phones nowadays Azure snake it's snake you know in case you want to bring your 3DS into match class instead of your TI-82 calculator angry bunnies a terrible Angry Birds cloned on a console that already has Angry Birds on it but if you were someone that just really liked the concept of Angry Birds and just couldn't stand birds and wanted to throw around mammals instead and you preferred awful controls you know what maybe this game is for you but if that is you I deeply apologize there was even a more expensive version on the Wii U if you were feeling especially feisty with your wallet that day it's the same game but it looks better cool oh and uh Hey speaking of birds Bird Mania 3D one of those uh endless flyer and get as many points as possible type of games you know you know what this is like one of those uh you play the game for 60 milliseconds and you've experienced the entire thing kind of games you know it's it's one of those but there is a story birds are flying south for the winter and Mojo your name is Mojo by the way overslept doy idiot and now you have to catch up with everybody on your way to Africa because that's what birds do alright Mojo let's go he's dead now yeah I don't I don't know man I guess the game is fine but it's just missing a theme like I just wish I just wish there was some sort of cohesive theme that tied everything together that made me feel Jolly like maybe if it was Christmas themed oh my God dude let's go birds are flying south for the uh annual vacation to Africa at this time okay I can go with that I guess the whole flying south of the winter thing if we're already on December 25th here doesn't make a whole lot of sense it's the same game just now there's snow I love video games I know I know it's crazy I can't believe Nintendo would allow this game on the same eShop they had Mario clock and calculator on what are the odds of that did you know actually that the clock app has an alarm clock on it that will blast Mario music even if the volume slider is completely muted just in case you wanted to wake up to blaring chiptune [Music] probably the most disappointing proper Nintendo release in the eShop is chibirobo photo finder and trust me it brings me no pleasure to say this in this adventure chibi Robo is working with a museum curator to collect a bunch of nostal junk relics from the past and since you can time travel I guess it's up to you to get the job done what transpires then is a game all about throwing a bunch of shapes your way and you got to take pictures of items in the real world that fit in those outlines and just pray to God the shoddy 3DS camera actually picks it up if it was just that this would be simply another pointless photo app right alongside photos with Mario remember this thing of course you don't there are actual mini games though here's a shooting one guess how long this ruler is and I mean hey it uh it it's functional but the time in between these mini games is just so long and damn tedious and anytime you just run around it makes me sad that this little robot never got the love that he deserved honestly I'ma say it photo finder is worse than ziplash it's not like either them are good but at least ziplash is its own thing photo finder shows the potential of this franchise on a handheld it's in 3D for crying out loud but it's just a 3DS gimmick showcase and it doesn't even do a good job of that and like I said now I'm sad I'm gonna go play some more uh 3D Classics Urban champion and cheer myself up ah I guess I guess this one really shouldn't count since Garfield car did get a retail release it's not eShop exclusive but I think I would be a little bit too embarrassed to allow this game into my house so it's I'm going digital with this one here we are so it's a Mario Kart clone obviously can it really be as bad as everyone says it yeah yes yes it is so for one no multiplayer because why would you want that this game is too good for more than one person to handle at a time look at how excited Garfield is this ain't Monday in his world oh it's it's like a fra it's like a Friday in this world look at that smile that's me that's me excited to play this game right now I wanna die it's wow it's truly remarkable how boring this game is all of these tracks are just so Barren and lifeless oh okay then I'm not proud to admit that I played this game for more than a half hour but hey I needed a reason to reconsider My Life Choices anyway so this this helped with that the items are incredibly unbalanced too like Mario Kart has this formula down so much so that you don't really even think about it if you're behind you have a stronger chance of getting better items to help even the score yes it does add random chance into the equation and it's not all skill based but it is for the best because again even playing field if the game is just you holding the acceleration until you get to the end that's not that's not better and why is this Garfield anyway why of all franchise the fat lasagna cat oh wow it's a funny orange cat that hates Mondays and loves lasagna put him in a car and why did they make a second one yeah okay yeah yeah Garfield card really bad what a what a surprise something new something new please escape from forest oh man they couldn't even get the current score and Max score counters to sync up I am so tired so in this one you're automatically running forward and it's up to you to avoid the things but what things are safe and which aren't I don't know I feel like I'm just running into these trees all the time but I'm totally okay yeah God next fat dragons we out here body shaming dragons now it's uh it's just balloon fight but with dragons okay is the idea that you're so fat that you crush your enemies from the sheer weight being thrust onto their shoulders I guess I guess that's the case and I also guess that music was out of their budget the song's my favorite the magic hammer immediately but I'm already kind of impressed I mean the game has a functional user interface at this point I'm stunned create your character [Music] yeah that's me okay speak to the Village Elder sure I can do that you know right off the bat it is quick to assume that this is some sort of Minecraft clone but no you ever played Dragon Quest Builders it's more like that a bit of an action adventure game that just so happens to take place in a blocky world it's been 10 seconds and I'm already lost I I just I can't I don't know I don't know where this stupid Elder is all these villagers just want to trade items no one's telling me anything there's no magic hammer in sight so for one I am very thrown off which one of you stupid blocky idiots is the elder oh God okay you finally I got lost this whole village is like two square feet and I got lost but okay hello oh God okay finally with the magic hammer in tow okay now what [Music] I am sad to report that I am back to not having a single idea of what to do yes I'll I guess I'll go Brave the Wilderness oh no enemies back off evil fiends and face my hammer huh all right that was that wasn't too bad what is what is crimson McGuffin oh God okay you know I suddenly have this major urge to play Minecraft I just really want to play Minecraft on the Nintendo 3DS but all I have is this crappy old 3DS it doesn't run on here as for the new 3DS I don't want to play this stupid thing I want to play this stupid thing if only there was some way we can meet in the middle here well do I ever have the game for you am I finally going insane oh this ain't your granddad's Cube Creator it's Cube Creator 3D [Music] oh God why of course of course there's a Minecraft clone on this stupid console it would be weirder if this didn't exist you know Minecraft did release on the 3DS but it was that stupid pesky new 3DS exclusive there's only like four of these games and you would only know about them because they put their stupid spine on the wrong side of the stupid case what are us poor stupid original 3DS users gonna use uh this clearly it's not God I really you know what I really have no idea how they did this but this is one of the worst feeling first person games of all time and it's here in the palm of my hands it's all just so loose and floaty and for the mining and or crafting chore whatever you don't need to be precise but combat they want me to do combat with this oh okay the worlds are incredibly tiny the interface is clunky as all hell you only get the very Bare Basics of blocks to work with here like this is truly what happens when you ask your parents for Minecraft and they go oh we have Minecraft at home this is Cube Creator 3D MineCraft at home bit dungeon Plus this is the loudest title music of all time the more times you play the more ruins you will be able to unlock why why is this the ugliest formatting of an 8-bit text of all time you see now this one is one of those randomly generated Dungeon Crawlers you run into a room you clear it out you get the key you move on until you die there's just not really much more to it than that uh there's like a bit of a choice regarding what stats get upgraded sometimes but you're just mindlessly slashing at enemies and hoping for the best I feel like I feel like there's something here but everything about this one just seems off something you could sink your teeth into not for the deepest experience of the world of course but something for good bite-sized fun there's something about this that I'm just not digging and then it turns out that the game actually released on basically every other console and it looks way better like it runs smoother the pixels are a lot cleaner the interface doesn't look like the bare minimum to pass your college game programming class dare I say this game is kind of worth checking out on literally anything else this 3DS version is terrible and you should feel bad for releasing it I'm sorry that's just how it is and now everybody time for the 3DS Main Event it's time for coutar holy they got koutar in this after an extensive 20-second research session to come to find out that kutar uh exists in Japan and that's that's all the information I got I can't tell if he's popular or not but with 10 whole games on the 3dse shop oh man he was uh he was certainly trying to be kutar tube Rider [Music] okay kutar magic ball yeah Powder Factory oh okay okay yeah this one is kind of like a game what the is kutar man all 10 of these games are like exactly the same it's one Mario Party minigame stretched incredibly thin you will eventually fail and then kutar goes and that's it what what the hell is this koutar quiz at the very least I had some high hopes for like okay cool a race to answer trivia got it I could work with this but it's it's not it's not that this guy asks you the same few questions in rotation over and over again with the answer always being the same bank Fuji left Left Bank Fuji Bank sometimes they hit you with the headphones and then I don't understand okay what what were viewers saying about this in their very critical review pure Nintendo has stated that the kutar series consists of 10 games all of which have excellent music and what do you mean carac I say we take koutar and throw him into an open volcano [Music] the 3DS is an incredible console one of the best libraries of all time and if you throw the original DS on top of that like it's unparalleled it is a fantastic system with a bunch of Classics from top to bottom which is all the more upsetting that they allowed so much crap onto this eShop because oh my God the Wii U though on the other hand on this thing oh oh oh boy you guys have no idea oh God I want to die one of the benefits of the 3DS's eShop is that naturally because of the portable nature of the console as well as the two screen setup a bulk of those games are genuinely exclusive and are now lost to the ether most of those experiences you cannot get anywhere else on the flip side luckily on the Wii U A lot of those Heavy Hitters are on other consoles sure some of the features may be different but for a bulk of those games you can play them on anything else and that's good realistically the biggest losses here boiled down to like affordable Space Adventures pushmo world and Dr Luigi dear God I will never forget about Dr Luigi and all he did for the medical world and for a game like meme run being able to slip through the cracks like that God the thing is though it's not even like this game was only recently lost it's been de-listed since 2015 due to unlicensed use of the troll face which a is very appropriate given what this game is trying to be and B a funny way to learn that the Trollface actually has a copyright attached to it great times all around truly one of the games of all time and yes I know there's a sequel and no I'm not gonna play it another pretty iconic one during this era was the letter AKA shut up Jimmy we have Slenderman at home and yep it's bad alright that one out of 10 review on Nintendo life they knew exactly what they were talking about with how Infamous this game was I did expect it to be a little more offensive but it's more so just indicative that Nintendo really had no checks and balance as to what made it onto their shop during this time you run around a dark area with a crummy flashlight everything has a bad blurry PS1 texture on it the story is nonsensical I'm not even convinced that there is one even though there's words here but hey to the game's credit there are letters so coins for at least not lying to us with the marketing there is in fact a letter in this game multiple even but while the letter was the most notorious game on this e-shop it's just such a terrible FPS from top to bottom you're not wrong but it's not the worst one and I'm tired of pretending like it is suspension railroad simulator in this game you're in charge of a suspension train station and as the person in command you can get into the cockpit of the vehicle and get it to go I I think maybe I'll be honest I I have pressed every single button available to me I have touched every single Pixel of the GamePad touch screen and I I can't get this thing to move to save my life I can wander around outside the storage room you know I can walk into the car and I can even swoop the camera outside and you get me riled up I can even go but I cannot at all get this thing to actually move which I would assume there's a game behind this but I I can't get to it there's something about like needing to make sure people get into the car but no matter what I do I just can't I just can't do it and when I look outside I see the same three people over and over again I I think I'm just going insane so I'm just gonna move on next up we got Joe's Diner oh it's a it's kind of a spooky game get get ready you're not prepared for the fight that are ahead in the middle of nowhere there's a diner that was built on top of a cemetery there's some there's there's some more stuff to it but quite frankly it's a lot of exposition like it is it is a it is a lot of text and then a shockingly long loading screen and I can't I can't be bothered I'm gonna be totally real with you but hey look at that we're in the diner now essentially the goal of the game is to clean up the diner before too long as well as not making too much noise to disturb the old Chieftain that's it and your eyes do not deceive you this game does indeed run at frames per second and oh man those those spooky old ghosts let me tell you they're up to no good out of nowhere phones are gonna go off the coffee maker is going to go off the TV's gonna turn on it's haunted and I'm about to pee my pants I'm so damn scared but but like but like you can only hold one thing at a time and it didn't do a good job telling me where to put the thing so I'm just walking around an abandoned Diner holding a plate of food that was eaten 20 hours ago and I just I don't know I don't know what's happening there's noises all over the place I'm not scared I'm just annoyed but oh oh oh if you don't clean the diner before the end of your shift you uh die I think uh oh okay now hold on hold on this one has some potential now chasing dead oh this looks like an actual game it's not original it's like it's like walking dead but now now they're chasing you ooh you guys all right back there you do you need an ibuprofen today marks 10 days since we've had any contact with the Expedition team sent to the other oh no other Earth that was the best you can come up with the adventure begins in a plain and mid crash and uh yep we got zombies it's a good thing we got this flashlight too I can barely tell what's going on maybe maybe it's just me here but I kind of feel like shooting a gun inside of a plane that's currently careening at Max Speed into the ground it's probably not gonna help matters I that's that's just me I've never been in this situation so I wouldn't know but that that seems like a safe thought that being said though I've never been to other Earth so maybe the rules don't apply there I don't know oh hey and I'm dead good these controls are just so damn sluggish it's a basic twin stick thing you would think that they would know what they're doing but it just feels so bad the buttons all do exactly what you expect them to but the sluggish analog stick movement and the choppy frame rate it's nearly impossible to achieve anything here but eventually through enough persistence I got far enough for a new health bar to show up uh what's what's this all about oh oh oh my god oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my God invisible zombie what all right come here you invisible bastard oh wait oh wait no he's and he has a gun okay dude what every every time he becomes visible after enough bullets like he just kills you in five seconds and you have no time to dodge anything this sucks but you know what I I saw I I don't know why but I did see something there had to be something at the end of this terrible Journey something in level two that was gonna be enticing I had to push forward and sure enough it took like a half hour but I did it level two now this one here uh you know outside of the the no Skybox thing I got some hope first things first and immediately but faith and uh there's a there's a zombie helicopter this can't be good yep I uh I don't I don't think this follows protocol okay out of all the games I played here quite honestly chasing dead is the worst of the lot but I gotta give a special shout out to the first skunk bundle which includes multiple pieces of garbage this is very ambitious the kicker is it's also of multiple genres that's crazy you gotta you got another first person horror game with Incredible audio overload and a guy that's just standing there minding his own business I think he's supposed to be the bad guy but I um and uh oh oh hello there oh actual feces excellent so yeah it's no surprise to anyone but this is bad too I I have zero idea what to do in this one but once again we got multiple games here this same bundle also includes basic ass snake a platformer with the world record and slowest jump speed of all time a garbage bomb explosion mobile game that looks like it's trying to be Angry Birds but uh I totally missed the memo and uh okay well listen here okay the thing that ties everything together like truly like you you would think okay Bad Games whatever that there's no redeeming this one but you're wrong on your bingo card if you had the main menu theme being a piano rendition of Good Riddance by Green Day then oh man oh man oh I'm having the time of my life all right I I assure you that this has been this this has been one of the times of all time also relax the first skunk bundle there is no second skunk bundle here you got way too ahead of yourself now you're thinking oh I can be like Pokemon the first movie I know there's going to be a sequel nah you're more like Doug's first movie you're the Doug's first movie of video games congratulations like the other games in that bundle though it should really be no surprise that other tiny shovelware games were slipping through the cracks at all times here's daikon set a trio of games that are functional and they they have graphics that's all I can give it Emoji Cara they kind of give you two words and you gotta find the two emoji that are those two words this cost money Ava and avior save the Earth let's recycle and save the Earth okay let's do that hey kids you ever wanted to learn the difference between compost and recycling with two creepy flying children staring at you the whole time to make sure you don't screw up no well clearly you hate the environment this is the only way and dude like they start to throw in hazardous materials to sift through on a moving train as well this is this is getting a little bit too much for a kid here uh take this toxic ooze don't put it in the recycling that's a big No-No I can't handle this let me look at all the pets I unlocked instead the environment was a mistake interesting little fun fact uh there's no game of Tetris on the Wii U that's kind of weird there was puyo puyo Tetris on the Wii U only in Japan so not localized but if you want your Tetris fixed don't worry got you covered here's uh Hep tricks it's Tetris but bad there was Percy's predicament which was just a mediocre high school project adaptation of Monkey Ball but you know what credit aware to do uh the name Percy's predicament is incredibly hilarious so look at this guy for being in a predicament he's pretty happy about it love me stupid buddy stupid Wonderland this looks like a this looks like a flash game from the early 2000s what do you oh what do you mean you see maybe thinking to yourself now oh it's a preschool game for little children that's totally fine right no absolutely not you just keep touching the animal I want you to ad nauseum that's it that's that's the whole thing what what do you what do you expect a kid to get out of this all right that animal was a bus stop what about the next one oh wow crazy it's the same thing I got I got a good feeling about the Dracula bed here all right now come on Dracula bad don't let me down ooh it's a matching game now oh the brain juices are starting to flow now also found this one where you have to like move the iceberg for the animal to just get to the other side and it it controls terribly because it's based on tilting the Wii Remote and got I'm just I'm so tired ah dude the stone cutter holy the stone cutter I I don't know how I I don't know how this released it's a series of text boxes with lifeless narration and that's it and you think oh it's a visual novel then sure we can at least get some good artwork out of this no it's a series of pngs with the occasional piece of clip art over it I I I'm stunned it's it's a story about like a guy who wants to cut stones or something I don't know he goes out he finds a rock and then proceeds to cut it I think you know even with picking some of the options that led to the wrong endings this game took five minutes to get through I oh you thought I was gonna say hours no no five minutes listen man like I said earlier game development is tough I understand I sympathize with anyone trying to live their dream and get a video game out there for the masses to play but this if you sent this to Nintendo servers and they accepted it oh man it is proof that life is cruel and we would all be better off go and attend the fields until we die ah obviously when you're looking at the good games on the Nintendo 3DS and Wii U you're gonna have a grand old time but on both of these consoles it really calls into question whether or not the games like the ones mentioned today even deserve to be preserved despite the eshops being closed and you know what yeah you know what I believe they do yes of course you are likely more willing to pop on a classic like pocket card jockey or experiment with something new like Rusty's Real Deal Baseball before opting to pop on Garfield's cart again but like many other things in life it is hard to appreciate the good in games without playing some bad ones too and for that these games do fulfill a purpose even if they're absolute trash and should not have existed and you know what since all of these games have been preserved in some way shape or form it'll always be interesting to go back and see what a company with the pedigree of Nintendo did allow for sale on their consoles and how differently a wide range of people wanted to go about beginning or continuing their game development Journey besides it's not it's not like the Nintendo switch is much better believe it or not most if not every video game console that ever existed has more bad games than good games that's just the reality of it so for the sake of game preservation and accessibility it is important that those games are there and you have a way to access them if you so choose I'm not saying you should choose to play the letter in the current year because you definitely have unresolved problems if you do uh but it's important that they're there and besides like if these games weren't readily accessible I wouldn't be able to make this YouTube video so uh there's one there's one positive you know aspect of this depending on who you ask the Wii U also got now I know my ABCs also by Skunk software and all it is is the alphabet song and then you draw out the letters that's it look at this dog this dog is deceased thank God for video game preservation [Music]

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Id: ApB2taQAr9A

Length: 36min 34sec (2194 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 22 2023