THE WORST EPISODE OF FAIRLY ODDPARENTS

[Music] you know I I have no idea how to start this and I hate to be that guy who starts off with a sigh I haven't covered this season in a review since 2016 a little under three years ago when I covered girly squirrely which was the worst episode I saw at that point I swore off that specific season and went on to cover earlier stuff because that is where my love for the show is but for merch week if I am to go back into the show I guess it's to cover the inside joke around it so you know go on plan a little cool animated intro so I chose this episode to feature my and then the opposite happens design hoodie this inside joke comes from my frequent use of the phrase when talking about the latter seasons of Fairly OddParents it's also one of the two designs to be of this specific art style made by teves art I love it it's probably the biggest joke on this channel so if you want to check that out go to alpha J dot show slash merch and look around see what you like it's a hundred percent better than this episode so usually I like to give a little nice intro you know set us into the show but this episode is the epitome of not being able to help itself from what killed it I mean if you really want to slap me in the face with the exact same joke for 11 minutes do me a favor and quit trying to masquerade it so it sort of new people who may not understand why I hate season 10 these ten seconds are a good loop for you to understand you see in addition to having a character that is essentially perfect an easy character to write a horrible replacement of a character we had already and a backhand to why Fairly OddParents existed the writing of the show itself seemed to have already taken a massive hit that it could not recover from because all the subtlety in the show is gone I just covered two other fairly oddparents episodes earlier and while one of them was somewhat negative there was this authenticity and genuineness to the show where even if there was a bad episode that was elements still there that kept to the show's original look and feel somewhere in season eight or nine something died in the show and it can't be explained with a simple character introduction the way the jokes are built up the way the characters are used and the way they're running gags are included just have this cheap sense to it almost as if they're writing the same episode over and over and it's so disheartening that I almost always get massively disappointed watching the shows and I do want to make that clear like a dad I'm not mad I'm just I'm just disappointed I'm just disappointed and I know it's been only ten seconds I understand that but you have to understand this happens over and over and over and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day all right so let's talk about fairly Conor more specifically cosmic on they mentioned fairy cons and other episodes and this is a prominent one back when fairly oddparents didn't make me sigh every millisecond so when that episode the whole plot revolves around having this Kannan Timmy's bathroom while he hides it from his parents in Crocker it's full of different jokes and has a lot of different character interactions like Cosmo and Jorgen Timmy's dad and mr. Crocker and Timmy's parents are cold with Timmy's dad showing that he loves his wife it's just an all-around fun episode instead it's fairly oddparents and it's funny oh and it didn't have blatant animation err as a two-year-old can spot I don't know why but every time I watch this episode I look out for this scene because it's a second or third most absurd ridiculous just asinine excuse for professional animation that I've ever seen like animation can have errors there's a lot of shows that I like that have animation errors I think every show does the first episode I ever talked about the sweaters it's from gumball I pointed out an error I still like the show but when you're ever couldn't be possibly ignored because of the basic principles of visual storytelling I don't know what to tell you this is just something I didn't need to point out but if you're going to say hey Chloe then look at Chloe not at us this is basic basic basic things that can easily be changed our eyes would naturally default to looking at the new thing on screen which would be Cosmo Wanda poofing in you couldn't have hid this secret admirer juandissimo oh look at this I find this so cute remember back in big face share scare where for no reason they bring up Timmy watching Cat Man even though in earlier seasons he isn't brought up that much unless he has a specific episode he's going to be in well the show philia parents has adopted a strategy of blainley rehashing old concepts of the show in an effort to make it appear that they're keeping cohesion in the show when all its really doing is forcing characters to act extremely unnatural and out of character it's a fake authenticity I don't know but there's just something about building a character for a decade to kind of sort of like the attention that one DC mill gives and another character to be extremely jealous of that also one DC mole is one of those characters that had subtlety but in this episode he becomes a glorified surface-level obsessive ex that is now just used for one thing he used to be the godparent of remy buxaplenty you know the character that's essentially Chloe but basically all the things done right but now it seems that the new Remy nullified the reason to have one DC modu Morden is one thing cosmo declares that he's a part of the panel for the worst godparent ever because you see he's stupid or is he because if the last two seasons are telling me that he's so dumb that he has a panel now dedicated to his failures then why is he a fairy godparents to begin with like I always say there's a difference between the slowest of the pack and being dumb as a bridge we the unrelenting cools in the world of rotting meat loops what a little burial shroud of tinfoil oh and speaking of the characters being used for one thing Crocker is now a broken record about fairies no friends and it's character has always been censored on that but let's talk about cosmic on again to give an example so in that episode he's shown to be a regular grumpy teacher and he devises a plan to use his status as a teacher to infiltrate Timmy's house using the trust of his parents as a way to sneak around and hunt for fairies that's the subtlety and that subtlety is gone out the window now he's just in a fridge just to hunt fairies just because and I can prove this very easily because this next scene is beyond frustrating hi Jimmy hi Chloe hi weird kids with wings time to fix the fridge and buy fix it I mean welded shut and drag it down the street behind my car like I don't even know where to begin with this one alright so let's start with love an episode I've referenced in my seven ways fairly oddparents video the one where I talked about how it could have ended better was towards the end meet the OddParents it's a season 8 episode and in that episode not to be confused with very friends and neighbors it's such a neat episode because we get to see the what ifs of timi words I have both of his parents coexist and I generally appreciate the episode because it was wholesome the episode unfortunately does not end with both of them keeping a secret under Jorgen because he does find out in a truly unfortunate way because of the status quo timmy cannot have his godparents and normal parents know each other because it's a part of the rules so when you have Timmy's dad become extremely watered down to the point where he doesn't even question the fact that there are two people floating with crowns and wands you're really pissing on me and telling me that it's raining with Chloe because she doesn't really show that she's miserable enough to warn fairies when other kids have been just as if not more miserable over a decade as a slap to the face of fans and the concept of the show I said that completely ruins the concept of Fairly OddParents and I stand by that we have Timmy's dad coexisting of Timmy's fairies because he's too dumb to question everything you're ruining the concept of Timmy needing to hide it at this point this is not the only time this has happened in bisa friends another episode I covered he stumbled throughout that episode seeing Cosmo and Wanda and never questioning hey how come these kids flow this the values of their facilities like scary godparents fairy friends and neighbors a brexit atrophy where the disguise' coexist in public was necessary I forgot an important step first I had to beat it vigorously with a baseball bat I am gonna keep dragging this refrigerator until it stops making terrified screaming sounds and what kills me is that they're so transparent with how they want Timmy's dad to be the vehicle for this type of comedy just spitballing ideas but why not have Timmy's dad be scared of a talking fridge and thus wants to move it out of his house oh wait because that would give Timmy's to add motivations something this season doesn't want to give to anyone do I have motivations when you can explain every decision as we needed to do this because the plot needs to go forward oh and please have the window already broken because you didn't want to redraw it and create another animation error Crocker determines that he has to go to Farrakhan to expose fairies while catching them in this crock pot the only part of note here is that Crocker's henchmen in the episode is essentially the voice actors of Cosmo and one of being a cat because you see all the other characters voice actors are not here now limitations can breed creativity because the concept of having everything you need at once can create decision paralysis but you can't really figure out how to start something because you have everything at your disposal to make it so your level of standards go through the roof however here they're limited and the one thing I always say is that a good story is free even if you strip away my problems with the animation which really ramp up in fairy world oh how the loops save so much money Advent but even if you were to strip away all of the animation problems the music being so annoying because it's so blatantly off and the art style switching the flash later in a season I could forgive all of that all of it if you weren't such a bar it's boring it's it's useless it doesn't provide any value to me whatsoever and that's the part that comes from the brainstorming and their refining and having a team around you that actually understands Fairly OddParents and actually understand what you're trying to do here with modern technology it's easier for me to write a story than it is for me to animate and again a good story is free the story has very little to do with budget especially if you honestly sit down and assess the characters Timmy can realistically have another season of great episodes tons even tons of seasons but you have to understand him and the rest of the characters a good story cannot be substituted with a bunch of jokes grasping at the straws of the Lord and you honestly don't care about whoever's readiness the staff which Nickelodeon I don't care you don't care about the Lord you don't you don't care about the Lord so just keep that energy so don't give me the lore for a cheap joke because you don't care enough to actually give it meaning and a purpose to be there other than because it made sense before so they get to the con and I don't deepen the script and we're just now getting to the con but it gets better now steal me a ticket my little walkies alright so let me think about this for more than two seconds so everyone gets a ticket to Farrakhan including fairies we had a scene of Cosmo talking to other fairies so he's throwing a bunch of tickets in the do tan then 1dc mullets two tickets in the garton's which can be easily implied to be his and Wanda's tickets then Timmy gets a ticket and as you saw before Chloe doesn't have one so are we all on the same page only Chloe doesn't have one Cosmo and Wanda and all the fairies have a ticket now you've just shown us that every fairy and human being needs a ticket to get past so why do you end up showing me that Crocker has one ticket and he's able to get through you cannot possibly have given anything in this show a second look and try to pass it off as quality because guess what like with the eye movements this is an easy fix this fix is literally beautifully put on your plate because it uses one of season ten Fairly OddParents as greatest moves the rule of threes you can just steal three tickets and then have the last one be Chloe's at least makes something in this episode consistent also why are these kids staring at the camera like this kid is way too big because in reality if we're looking at perspective she's not a kid forget the terrible character design what doesn't anything in this episode feel good why does it feel like more crap disguised as entertainment so more crap happens Timmy's being pointed at laptop for eating candy for some reason and Chloe shows us what makes her miserable oh that whining was a noise but look guys he finally get to see why Chloe's miserable run beside Sanjay and Elmer who fought tooth and nail for screen time only to be the b-team friends as someone who is at the bottom tier in the school move aside Chester who has to live in a trailer park broke and has a father who has a reputation for being the worst baseball player ever and is bullied in school move aside tutti who has to live with Vicky you know one of the three people who made Timmy's life legitimately miserable Chloe is clearly on the edge of having the worst life ever like I'm crying as I read this you can hear the tears run down the volume knob of my blue Yeti the reason why Chloe is miserable in this episode is because she can't go to a convention and don't give me that she's so perfect she can't make friends nonsense literally in the episode that she said that and that's what made her miserable she's made every single friend and more from Timmy's personal circle talking those freaky little tails of yours and blending it stay cool like me oh yes because that's Crocker's personality trait he just freaks out when he's around fairies to the point we can not personally control himself even when there's been documented episodes that have proven that while at ferry world he doesn't act like that he doesn't do anything like this also what is pacing they show Timmy acknowledging that something is weird but not caring because he has a bigger commitment at hands you won't know what that commitment is dunking a basketball but take even this scene as an example if you wanted to do this scene correctly you'd have Timmy dunk the basketball on his end then zoom out from the video and to the next shot because when you don't do it that way you do it the way you did it here it just seems like you don't understand the basic principles of pacing like I'm not asking for cutting-edge animation or a story that'll make me cry or old references that will make modern spongebob blush I just want you to do the thing that you were initially good at [Music] someone just anyone please tell me how in any way shape fashion feel variation atmosphere direction arrangement structure in vitamin element or form does this resemble what people like about Fairly OddParents maybe I don't know I'm comfortable with saying that maybe I don't understand the appeal she's supposed to give and how this is supposed to save the show because to me her character is what Fairly OddParents would have made fun of not showcase also the only reason of blimp shows Crocker is so that Chloe can see it it's almost as if she's being spoon-fed the plot so we get to the climax or what's supposed to be it and according to the law every Fairly OddParents season 10 episode has to have them lose their wands case in point big fairy share scare and girly squarely so how will they lose their wands this time oh because everyone conveniently just gave their one to Cosmo including jorgens wand but don't even think about Jorgen because we know even see his wand we just put Jordan in the episode because for the same reason we put juandissimo in the episode because lore and I wish I had the energy to tell you why Cosmo who was holding on to the stage because he is being dragged by a vacuum is one thing and Crocker is not being on the exact same stage being affected by the exact same vacuum but Chloe needs to save the day and this is the stupidest climaxes I've ever seen but I think you get the point the day is saved by Chloe this series record and that was very calm is closing in 10 minutes so you'll just have to wait until next year because of your heroic act we will extend farrakhan for as long as you would like to stay yes she's such an author's pet I don't want to hear it that was very con this is the episode someone would make if they think they understood what Fairly OddParents was but they only saw the bad episodes so they were trying to show someone what Fairly OddParents was this is nothing like it anyway alpha J shows last merch go check it out I don't want to talk about this anymore if you want to see good Fairly OddParents episodes here is my channel chasers review and here is my information superhighway review much better than this episode special thanks to the patrons of July and until next time I hate Chloe

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Id: TubqF0P9v3w

Length: 17min 0sec (1020 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 29 2019