a funny scene from GRAN TORINO

perfect a [ __ ] and a chick how you doing Martin you crazy Italian prick waltz you cheap bastard I should have known you come in I was having such a pleasant day yeah would you do choose some poor blind guy out of his money gave him the wrong change who's the lip oh he's a [ __ ] kid from next door I'm just trying to man him up a little bit hmm seek it now that's how guys talk to one another they do when you're shooting yours now go on out and come back in and talk to him like a man like a real man come on all come on get your ass out of here come on back now sorry about this slip the old Italian prick get out of my shop before I blow your head off you goddamn dick smokin Joe Christ oh [ __ ] make it easy jeez what the hell are you doing if you lost your mind look that's what you said that's what you said men say do you don't just come in and salt the man in his own shop you just don't do that what happens if you meet some stranger you get the wrong one he's gonna blow your [ __ ] head right off what should I have said then yeah kid why don't you start with um hi or hello yeah just come in and say sir I'd like a haircut if you have the time yeah be polite but don't kiss ass in fact you could talk about a construction job you just came from and [ __ ] about your girlfriend in your car um son of a [ __ ] I just got my brakes fixed and those sons of [ __ ] really nailed me I mean they screwed me right in the ass yeah don't swear at the guy just talk about people who are not in the room you could [ __ ] about your boss making you work overtime when is bowling that right or my old lady [ __ ] for two goddamn hours about how they don't take expired coupons at the grocery store and the minute I turn on the [ __ ] game she starts crying how we never talk say now go out come back and talk to him and it ain't rocket science for chrissake yeah but I don't have a job a car or a girlfriend Jesus actually blows that off when I had the chance yeah maybe so no okay I want you to turn around and go outside and come back and don't talk about having no job no car no girlfriend no future no dick okay just to turn around and go excuse me sitter I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you'll ditalion son of a [ __ ] pig barber boy just wet ass heard from all the guys in my construction job

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Views: 3,159,475

Keywords: funny, scene, from, GRAN, TORINO, CLINT, EASTWOOD, asian, kid, barber, movie, comedy

Id: VXD8yOxIPB0

Length: 3min 8sec (188 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 01 2009