The Weirdest Hollow Knight Speedrun Route

hello everyone welcome today i'm going to be trying out like a really weird speed run it's called pantheon 5 boss order so the point of this run is you need to beat all the bosses just you know throughout the world as they're normally placed but in the order they appear in pantheon 5 which is actually an extremely weird order if you take into account their like actual positions in the world but that's what we're doing today i have a route i have quack silver's route i'm gonna be trying to follow it but i've never run this or done practice so no idea how this will go so the first boss is bench viking which means we can't do false night so we actually need to go all the way into green path kill bench viking and then go back and beat uh false knight afterwards so you can see already the route's pretty weird yeah i think i think i honestly i don't even know what i'm doing i have i've barely looked at the route i'm like winging this oh i was supposed to open the stag we're gonna do this reroute reroute kill gerald all right false knight i'm actually not going to kill you here not because it's faster because this route is stupid actually you know what i i don't think i can beat that boss without a spell i think it's too hard all right it's gonna be a while before our first boss we just gotta go through like the entirety of greenpath and then not do hornet because why would you do hornet when you're there we have to do like four bosses before we even get dash this is this feels like a very casual route first boss i mean in terms of speed that's kind of the fastest boss isn't it that's pretty fast okay well we can't go to hornet even though we're right here because that's simply the rules so instead we're just gonna leave i don't think i can take on that fight yet it's gonna be too hard i gotta get out of here or just gonna kick my butt okay second boss grass mother although we could have done this uh a bit earlier we could have done this first and it would have been less weird maybe grandmother into false night into bench liking into hornet i feel like i don't know that might be a better route [Applause] i can't afford shamans yet it's 220 i thought it was 3 20. no i'm going back for it i don't freaking care you think this route is well planned in the first place i'm getting this now unless i miss this i forgotten to shade skit or like fireball skip never mind we're getting it later god damn it okay let's go do false night i'm back with spells it's actually pretty fast look at that see this is why i saved it for later it's all part of the plan got him okay i don't need this apparently you know you know what would be a good idea um is getting dash before doing this so i don't have to do this fireball skip i don't know i feel like this isn't intended somehow oh my gosh i can't dodge mossy this is too hard dashless mossy hardest boss in the game nevermind okay and now we're gonna get dash all right i feel like i could have gotten here a lot earlier they have this really strange rulebook it's not even the 57 presets that was shotless yeah well we'll get to gorba eventually we need claw to get to court you can't ascend without kwon oh and dream now that's important too what the frick let me up let me up please god damn it whatever we're not trying to be amazing at this run this is the meme okay we're doing shade skip now and now is when we get shaman i still think listen i think optimally you get shamans after gross mother come on you do the fireball skip that would be sick uh okay switch these off and now it's time to die [Music] watch me fail the most basic shade skip in the game never mind [Music] okay dream nail time so now i can actually do this boss that's been on my splits for the past like almost 10 minutes gorb it is time for your ascension gorg i'm gonna die to gore i'm actually gonna die oh my god okay open this up i can't do my wiggles should i be overturned here we're fine honestly like we should just be overturned all the time in every speedrun because you just need to not get hit and then you're fine why would you ever not be overturned you can fit on more charms there's no downside oh my god how would i not die there what nice night oh god this is a bad room to be overturned no no oh my god never mind i'm too evasive no reason not to over charm down i can't skip this i don't have dive and of course i'm doing it over charmed without dive that's my own fault though uh oh oh oh my god don't do this to me don't hit me with like a sniper no dude that's so much time oh my god get the freak out of here grim child dude why oh do i have you on no not again not again not again not again why am i at one eight okay there we go jeez it's so hard without dive well i don't have elegant keys so i guess we're just gonna fight the other soul warrior does that count that's the problem with this boss is that it's not a boss like which ones count they all count you count even though you're easier than the other one wait why am i going to i can't do soul master right now are you kidding me brooding malik what are you talking about easy at least i'm starting to feel kind of like powerful against these bosses that's going to change when i start fighting the more difficult yeah you don't get to end that phase oh blobbles oh blobbles what why 20 minutes split incoming it's not letting me wall jump is this a current patch thing where it's harder on current patch okay i got it no let's body back up okay oh my god i thought it was going to spawn back to the left all right color one into color two i don't even have good spells i have like terrible spells i have nail zero what why why am i doing this now why didn't i why wouldn't i just get like shade soul or something i hate this 40 minutes split incoming okay there's color one look at that we got some stink damage in there best charm dudes wow the double jump that's cheating oh my god oh my god i hate this i'm gonna go get shade soul it's so nice just one-shotting the aspects that's the big changing factor here with shade soul all right there's a split 30 plus minutes i was almost actually accurate with the 40 minute estimate dude mantis lords to marmu has got to be one of the worst travels like what the heck oh blobbles mantis lords marmoon and then fluke this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen this route should be illegal chat we should do random randomized boss order next time there should be a boss order randomizer okay time for hive and then probably some stupid after yep elder who ow i was looking away oh my gosh i should know there's bees attacking me all right we did it and now it's elder who into collector which is also really dumb uh down or up down right down up down i don't know where i'm going it's closed i thought i opened this remember the elder remember the path to the elder is also important okay at least you have to do early elder who with like bs only at least this route has some good things [Music] [Applause] yeah i got that extra damage in grimshaw let's go you got this oh oh i don't have shade dash dude i got it easy not even a problem wait it's god tamer now yeah nail zero need to upgrade nails around here honestly though maybe i should have i don't know if i've ever done call of three without upgrades in my life oh god we got this chat we got this call is not even hard it's just got dumb frogs and stuff we're getting this first try let's go my wall oh my god stop getting hit why are you what are you doing no no no i don't have great slash okay this is like insane this is so scary [Applause] no the frogs are gonna kill me i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead why did i do this why did i do this with nail zero chat why did i say why did i decide to do this i literally have a pail or and money i feel freaking sick though i'll be honest all right we did it i almost died like five times [Applause] i'm like not scared of dying on this bus at all that was pretty sick i i feel kind of like a god gamer you know what just because of that i'm not upgrading my nail at all we're doing a nail zero [Music] run gg yo let's let's do one cycle chat do you think i can do the one cycle let's see zero practice one cycle it's current patch it doesn't work oh my god i forgot oh no i lost i didn't get optimal cycle chat we need to reset now i haven't made any bigger mistakes than that this whole run i'm not saving you mosque you're the worst gruff that grub is uh is rich and supports cryptocurrency it's the morally correct thing to not save that grub yeah and supports nfts easy i guess i need to walk out of here because i don't have a bench no i didn't need to do that i was empty jumping with the nail now we're going to see a release of grub nfts uh okay grim childs we're gonna get the flame here thank you brum there's no option to hug brum this game is the worst game i'm not grabbing that mask i don't need it no extra masks no nail upgrades that's how we're doing this forgot d dark no d dark that's also how we're doing it okay we got all the flames so let's go to lost kin now and then apparently completely change where we're going and go to no eyes i like some people were talking about how cursed this was and i'm like oh i i play cursed categories all the time it's not going to be that bad it's pretty bad at least the bosses are all like easy now i don't know why shade soul shamans i guess no i was going to do a hit list and you bumped into me the scariest attack the hardest attack in the game just bumping into me okay king station white defender soul tyrant that's not king station dude i'm losing my mind okay nail zero we'll be fine if i could do that kalo we'll be good for everything else juggle time a oh frick [Music] i even know you could just buy frames through that whole thing easy [Music] i scream at you marco i don't have dream shield sadly so i think i'm just gonna have to fight him normally with nail and spells good fight i don't have d-dark for this fight that's gonna be kind of annoying whatever we don't need ddark or like d freaking bad spell oh god oh you got to be almost dead i'm almost dead so that means you're almost dead dude died [Music] no i was diving i was diving i swear no why am i two hp don't land on me you is this the fight that's going to give me the biggest problem let me heal dude no i can't ever heal because they always spawn and they take 10 000 hits there we go okay second try now it's just nkg and then we finish the game see it's not it's not gonna take four hours low three hour time incoming let's get it wait what oh i have to do failed champ i almost just screwed up the entire route thank you for not entering that fight nice i thought i was gonna miss that okay now we can do mkg and then i need to get boydheart [Music] okay let's just first try nkg so i can like finish this run please why did i open my mouth you know nail zero this fight is kind of terrible too bad it's easy okay well i'd love to go do holiday radiance now but i have to freaking get void heart so we do white palace this run is scuffed nah this is amazing this is the best run ever yeet i actually got that insane white palace incoming let's see i think i went the wrong way i just want to pogo things i want to hear the satisfying clank let's go do path of pain for fun ow you thought this run couldn't get any more scuffed think again half of pain for the meme no big time loss unfortunate i don't know why i'm doing this i was just complaining about the run taking long it's like oh i'm gonna finally be done with the run nope gotta do it for the meme sometimes you know [Music] kind of needed that that was a bit early chat you know what this means right [Music] guaranteed pantheon 5 boss order plus path of pain world record new category unlocked didn't say it was a good record you know white palace and path of pain are baby mode true skill is pantheon 5 boss order speedrun oh god no no i wasn't even worried all right we can finally end this run let's go last two bosses easy sub 4 hours all right this is definitely pure vessel chat don't worry same boss basically the same thing right let's go last boss little did you know i modded in any rat [Applause] nail zero by the way let's see how it doesn't matter all right you spawn here no you don't it's current patch oh you did spawn here anyways pop this is over i'm never running this again that was pantheon five boss order i hope you enjoyed whatever the heck that was honestly i kind of had fun i had fun after i stopped taking it seriously and just did like nail zero color theory and stuff it was about holiday that brings gays out of the woodwork there's gay characters queer people like bugs that's definitely just a fact can anyone deconfirm that i don't think so and you know gamers there's a lot of overlap i'd say especially with indie games i don't know why but like i think creep people just have a better taste in games don't like triple h triple a titles are like straighter you know

Channel: Skurry

Views: 548,264

Keywords: hollow knight, speedrun, meme

Id: AN5XMpks3S0

Length: 22min 0sec (1320 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 15 2022