The Vlog Squad Roasting David Dobrik

there's no way madison beer is not your type david speaking of people who aren't invited ella and taylor are here [Applause] but that's okay david can't go anywhere without his breast milk david which one does the breast milk jason wants to know ella don't get too comfortable i heard the tesla is low on battery oh man david hired ella because she's eliza look alike and he hired taylor because he loves to surround himself with morons i love her too like he was talking about how she has all these newts you get it no one will [ __ ] you ella david dobrik is here david's actually a huge gift giver he gave heath a lamborghini and zayn alcoholism no but seriously david he's a gamer now he streams that's in favor for me because he can't hear me natalie in the other room david you're on your way to rock bottom when you get there ask scott how he's doing maybe he can give you a ride back up or if you're lucky susie can give you a lift [Applause] it's a magical night tonight hopefully joe vulpes and david use this opportunity to come out of the closet we all know you guys are gay there's nothing wrong with it there's no way madison beer is not your type david david dobry [Applause] there's the tired tail people continuing to ship me and david but i'm as attracted to him as jonah is to his salad i love balance that's not true but david has really been stepping out of his comfort zone lately he just came out with a new perfume he has a new app a new tv show on discovery all these things that nobody gives a [ __ ] about this quarantine has david and i spending a lot of time together and david loves to reminisce and re-watch the old vlogs in the living room and i always encourage him i'm like yes let's turn that on i love compiling evidence for my future lawsuit in 10 years david thinks he's going to be rich at the end of the day i'm going to be one cashing out on this friendship [ __ ] [Applause] some of you may know ilya's birthday was yesterday [Applause] [Music] and he had sex with a girl in david's bed david was really upset about it though because he wanted to be the one having sex with ilia last night david dover who's here tonight he's one of the first women i met in l.a lesbians it's so nice not hearing david talk like i have a microphone i can say whatever i want to know you know tick tock would have three assistants david's known for putting disgusting animals in his vlogs he brought one here tonight my sister susie scott lost 175 grand last year the last time i saw someone get swindled out of that much money when david hired natalie okay go pick up some chipotle recently david has spent less time posting vlogs and more time hosting tv shows it's just like liza's career but without the respect [Applause] david dobrik the famous tick tocker is here tonight just kidding i love watching david's tick tocks i know 80 of the creator fun goes to natalie's pantry [Laughter] david what's it like having an assistant who's constantly covered in crumbs david you haven't posted a vlog in months good job giving alex warren your career [Applause] david basically threw his career away he traded six million views on youtube to 16 000 on discovery [Applause] hey man i'm like 70 and i don't even watch cable when i i i i digress as i look at david you know i i'm reminded of the person who blew up all our channels liza koshy thank you so much guys i really appreciate it [Music] foreign

Channel: Replay

Views: 630,906

Keywords: david, dobrik, vlog, vlogger, boyfriend, girlfriend, zane, hijazi, comedy, reality, punny, reaction, react, surprise, surprising, heath, hussar, jeff, jason, nash, dad, natalie, assistant, david dobrik best moments, jeff wittek, madison beer, roast, david dobrik roast, the vlog squad roasting david dobrik, roast david

Id: KPXjQgSw1PM

Length: 6min 38sec (398 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 25 2020