- I'm so excited to have this
new baby and new channel, though I do not know the way. - You have my sword. - And my bow. - Ew, and my hairy feet! - That's not the one. - It's axe. - [Zach] No, it's cause I'm a hobbit. - No, you're the - No, I'm the hobbit. - [Zach] Oh. - Yeah, he's quoting. - And my axe. - [Ned] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Eugene] Pretty good. - Do you think we're just a conjurer of cheap tricks? (upbeat music) - So for now on we'll be called, do you guys wanna try it out? - Yeah, let's do it. - [Group] Hi, we're The Guys! - And welcome to our
brand new channel, KNZE! - Oh, my face! - Wait, why are we called KNZE? - Well because... - Oh, our names! - Do I have to keep sitting on your lap? You don't have to hold me like that, you can put your hands down. Not there! (laughing) - You know you can get Zach or Ned's butt any time of the week? - Yeah, it's too easy. I want the white whale. - Ned, may I sit on your lap? Now I'm satisfied. - I'm satisfied too. - Me too. - Thank you. - No! - Yes, my plan is to work with them when they're piping hot! Otherwise they're gonna cool and I'm gonna have two cookies! (laughing) - No! No! - I was just - There will be no happy holidays! - That was his last time.
- All right. - What am I suppose to
tell my father-in-law? - [Kieth] I know what he's feeling. - I fucked up his apple pie recipe. - Oh my God, you're like Kieth last time. - I know exactly where he's coming from. - Fuck this! Eugene made a soup, Kieth made pumpkin pie. Anyone can make pumpkin pie, just combine a whole
bunch of shit together! - We made something memorable. Ned and I are the same, we deserve to be on top.
- Zach you performed exactly as everyone expected. - Thank you. (laughing) - Ah! I don't know what I'm doing! - But you did know what you were doing. - I just like eating cookies and I just ate a whole bunch of raw eggs testing out my batter! Fuck this! - Happy holidays, my family to yours! - Happy holidays! - Ned, say happy holidays. - Merry fucking Christmas. - Nine steps, turn around. - He looks like Nick from New Girl. - He's going the nine steps.
- Does Ned kind of look like Nick from New Girl? - What's the actors name? - One - [Eugene] What's his name?
- Two - What's his name, what's the actors name?
- [Ned] Three, Four - Pay attention to Ned. Ned just fucking stumbled. - What's Nick from new oh are we suppose to be commenting. What's Nick from New Girl actor's name? No, but what's the actor who plays New Girl. Not the actor who plays New Girl, that's Zooey Deschanel. - We should be watching Ned. - He was also in the Jurassic World. - [Ned] One, two
- Got this Ned! - Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. - He was in Tag. - No, he was in Jurassic Park. - Hey Ned! - Wait, is he in Tag? Oh, Jake Johnson! No, is it? - I look like Jake Johnson? - I'm so sorry about them. - Is it Jake Johnson? Yeah, it's Jake Johnson. - Shh, Ned got in trouble. - Is that? - He kind of looks like Jake Johnson. - It's not our fault. - Pay attention to her not us. - Not testing how high his passengers are. - He looks kind of like Jake Johnson. - Look dad, I don't
even care what you think because I can do whatever I want. I go to school in the North Pole. There's only like two guys at that school and I'm the only girl so you pretty much put me in a pretty bad situation. And here's the thing is that once a year you go on a fucking world tour and I don't get to go. No one even knows about me, dad. - You watched this whole video, you're smutty as fuck. (laughing) - [Kieth] That's a good one, that's a cut right there. - All right Miles, let's try this on. - Okay. - This is a mesh hoodie. - All right, I'm loving this. - Hey, what's up? It's Todrick. - [Zach] No, no, no. - Oh sorry, that's not the energy. Yeah. - Todrick. Yep, okay, now. - I've never done eyeshadow before. - Yeah, do I just start painting? Am I giving like a raccoon eye? What am I going for? Sam, just get over here. I don't know why I'm pretending like I know what the fuck I'm doing. - Why am I the one being goth? Why can't you be goth again? - Because I think it's too, I'm too notable and people would know like wait is that Zach dressed goth? He doesn't dress goth. Something must be up. - But I'll be dressed goth
and you'll be with me. - [Zach] Right. - [Miles] Okay, okay, okay. - Right, so you're just
my friend who is goth. - Okay. - [Alexandria] Please don't do that. - How is he suppose to have his lips? - [Alexandria] Yeah, but like relax. - [Zach] Say prune and then freeze. - Prune. - [Alexandria] Did you say poon? - Not poon Miles, prune. - We gotta help out mister Beast, who's that? His name's a beast? 20 million trees? That's kind of a lot, right now? I'm busy. - Rules are simple, everyone will get two chances to draw on the board and then we
all try and guess the word. They're Australian themed so we'll see who's the most Australian. - It kind of looks like Wall-E. - Is it Zach? - Oh, you're totally drawing me. - [Keith] It's Zach - [Zach] Uh oh, I don't wanna know what connotation I'm gonna be drawn in. - [Keith] The head's already too big. (laughing) - Things that have happened
to me in Australia. - [Man] Is it a boot? - [Keith] Woody. Bum. - I was attacked by - [Ned] It's Zach's flat booty. - Butt. - Pancake hole. - Oh, flat white! - Oh! (laughing) (audience cheering) - [Keith] All right, I'm gonna slate even though you can't see it. We did it! It's eat the menu! I'm in a truck! I'm in a truck! There's Target over there! Yeah, Target! Yeah, Target! I'm gonna use your bathroom! Hey! We ate everything from Olive Garden! My name's Keith Habersberger, this is the Try Guys YouTube channel, we ate the menu, we'll see you next time! (upbeat pop music) - You know what would be better? If then another clown comes up and is like hey guys sorry I'm late. - [Rachel] Eugene do
you wanna play with him? - He is playing. - You're the only person I would ever let touch my hair. Or my face. Ow, or that part of my hair. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. We can stop that now. Go get it. Can he crawl yet? I don't think he can crawl yet. Wait, so if you want this and I put it just outside of your reach. Go for it. Go get it. You can do it! Go get it! Oh, he's really helpless isn't he? - [Eugene] Three, two, one. Oh! - Bad kitty. Don't hurt daddy. What's wrong with you two? That fucking hurt. - I hit you too hard. - It's all right, it's all right. - [Ned] You just smacked him? - [Eugene] I smacked him so hard. - [Zach] All right and go ahead. - Good evening sir. (laughing) - And also I like that
even though it's liquid it's kind of a solid choice. I'm crazy. The spotted pattern is
very reminiscent of moths and even though moths are annoying they do choose the best clothes. They choose, they chew. I'm crazy like that. Now we take our beauty blender. I like any one. (laughing) Sometimes I blend with this, sometimes I blend with a hard boiled egg and then I eat it. I'm crazy like that. (laughing) I have blended with my dogs tail. I have blended with the
soft end of a kitchen knife. (laughing) - The world is dying, not enough trees, so we're here to say let's
plant some more trees. But why? I'm fine. I see a tree in my backyard. - And Molly - Yes? - If I'm going to help you kill Hitler you have to do one more favor for me. - [Zach] Anything. - [Eugene] Kiss my foot. Open mouth. - [Zach] I just kind of feel like this is - [Eugene] Open mouth kiss. - [Zach] Unnecessary for - [Eugene] Open mouth kiss my foot. - [Zach] I don't know much about human interaction but I feel like this is - [Eugene] Open mouth kiss my foot and we'll kill Hitler together. - [Zach] I do want to kill Hilter. All right so if I kiss your
foot we're even now right? - Yes. - Okay. - [Zach] Was that good for you? - [Eugene] It was adequate. - [Zach] Ah, fuck. - [Eugene] Molly? - [Zach] Yeah? - [Eugene] Let's go kill Hitler. - [Zach] Hell yeah. - Wait can we. This is like a thing. - [Everyone] Yeah! Yeah! - Pikachu! - [Everyone] Whoa! Yeah! Yeah. Yeah! - Joke's not old yet right? Just making sure. - I have an ankle biter. Ankle biter. Is obviously a very promiscuous lover. (laughing) - Very close, very close. - It's like oh, she's
quite the ankle biter. No? - It's very, very close. Someone that you love. Well Nick has it, an ankle biter. - He has an ankle biter, and I have an ankle biter. - I don't think you have an ankle biter, but he has one. - Why don't I have one? I want one. I want an ankle biter. - You can make one . - I can make one? - Yeah. - Oh, it's a baby! - Oh, it's a baby! - It's a child! Yes! - That makes so much more sense! - I know! - 'Cause he's down there the whole time. - Definitely not a promiscuous lover. - Do I need to stay and watch my friends get murdered or can I
have a snack or something? Can I have a snack? Nothing that makes too much noise. (bag crackling) Sorry. - It's okay. (bag cracking) - I'm going to Nathan
Fillion on the left side. - Yes, everyone's Nathan Fillion-ing. Castle, motherfucker. Is that with Emily Deschanel? - Yeah. Wait, no that's Bones. - Aren't they both about like a wily guy with an uptight girl
and they start working together 'cause they're forced to and then they fall in love? - Classic. - All right Keith. - Keith. All right Keith is gonna castle as well to the left. - You're gonna castle too? - [Zach] You're gonna
what, you're gonna what? - Oh, I'm sorry, I'm Nathan Fillion. - Together. - Hey, God, do you want some pretzels? - Sure. Where are they? - Right here. - I'll take a pretzel as well please. - All right Zach. - Pretzel to G4. - Hello! - Hello! - We're here for the party! Hi Sheryl. - Hi! - Thanks for having us. - I bought you a nice pinot. - Oh, is this your daughter? Oh, she's so cute! - She's adorable! - Oh, my God. - Wow. - Oh my God. - Well, welcome to the neighborhood. - Well, it's been great. We'll see you next time. - [both] Bye! - What's your favorite
era of Brendon Urie? - Oh, the early stuff. - Good. What was the best year for music? - 2004. - Nice. Finish this sentence. When I was a young man my
father took me to the city - To see the marching band. - You're ready. - Subscribe, welcome to
the Try Guys channel. - People tell me about global warming, the world's getting hotter. Yeah, I see it. It's called summer, duh. (laughing) - [Cameraman] Keith, you wanna exit? - I wanna go, let's get out of here. - [Cameraman] Let's leave
him there by himself. - [Keith] It's weird in here. - [Eugene] No it's not a really baby, it's just your little
chick doll in a diaper. - [Ned] Well it's still
pretty triggering for me. - [Eugene] Let's just see if, oh. - [Ned] No, I don't like. No, no, no. - [Eugene] That's great. ( laughter) - Oh, man. - [Ned] No, no, no. - [Eugene] You have a new baby, Ned! - [Ned] No. A turtle baby. - A turtle man. Is baby hungry? (fake baby sounds) - [Ned] All right, I'm gonna go check on. - Okay. - [Ned] Hey, what's going on? (screaming) - [Keith] This is a horror film. - [Eugene] This is real horror film shit. ♪ On my mind, mind, mind ♪ ♪ On my mind ♪ ♪ I don't know how I feel ♪ ♪ I don't know if it's real ♪ ♪ And I know you're gonna do me right ♪ ♪ Do me right, right, right ♪ ♪ Do me right, right, right ♪ ♪ Do me right ♪ ♪ Do me right, right, right ♪ ♪ Do me right ♪ - Ned, you got a house
that you were building. You had a baby come a little too early. You had a company start And then you produced this amazing four part series with our team. - Well we're on part one, we don't know if it's a success yet. - We don't know but I
think it's gonna be good. Why'd you do that? - [Zach] I'm just saying. - Cheers! I hate working with Zach! - [audience Member] I'm
starting high school this fall, what's the best piece of
advice you have for me? - You're starting high school. - Wait, can I tell you a high school story that happened to me? - Yes. - My first week of high school I had these winding staircases that
kind of spiraled up and I was walking on like
the middle landing and this like the most cliche high
school bully looking guy, I was a freshman, he was a senior, he took me by the like cuff of the shirt and lifted me against the wall and then just said "welcome
to high school, Bitch." (laughing) So my advice would be to find a freshman and pin
them up against the wall but go to a different school and pretend you're a senior maybe paint on a mustache so that you look a little older and you're just gonna give that person the memory of a lifetime. - Yeah! - And maybe sometime you'll be at Vidcon and you can say bitch in
front of a bunch of children. It's great. (machine noise in the background) - That's sifter, that's what it's called. - Sifter, I barely know her. Wow, this is really
making my forearm tired. This constant motion is. I'm just gonna think
about your daddy Keith, I'm doing it for him too. - Okay, that's not okay. That is not dad's favorite kind of joke. - You can't unbutton your pants either? - [Keith] Oh no, I got my
fingernail in the wasabi. - [Eugene] But now I have
no idea how to button, how to get this back up. So I'm just, I'm so hungry I can't. I was trying to figure this
out for like two minutes. - So hungry, I can't - I'd help you but... - [Eugene] Also I literally
sliced myself in the dick. Like across the top of my dick. - [Keith] I didn't say so - I'll get one side you get the other side - [Keith] But my nails did look very good against my penis. - Ah shit, I'm gonna starve. I'm gonna just starve to death. - People say that I'm a bully but I'm just passing down what I learned from my dad. - [Ned] No! - [Zach] You'd rather me be over here? - No, Zach! - [Ned] I don't wanna see his balls again. - [Zach] Yeah, you're
about to if you look. - [Cameraman] Ned, right hand - I don't know, I guess
it's time for new underwear. - I think it's trying to come out again. - [Zach] It is. It's not trying, it's succeeding. - Oh, I see it jiggling. - Now I saw the other side! - As you laugh it's getting
looser trying to pop out. It's like watching a fucking pimple! But it's your balls. - Miles keep that camera away! - My skin tone, it depends on where I go but at Ulta my skin tone is a fairy white, at Lancome I'm blanco be blanco. Now normally I like to use a makeup brush but I left all of my brushes in the back of my car and they melted. This last week I went to
the makeup convention, I got a lot of cute selfies. Check out my Instagram. Go like my recent post! And then you're pretty much done for a night out on the town. Don't worry about eye makeup. Eyeshadow, why should
your eyes be in shadow? - A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the
entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu. (laughing) - There's something about this environment that's really funny. You look like you're crying. - [Rachel] Zach's gonna cry! - I just snotted. It's a terrible joke. - So pash, marry, or kill. It's Hugh Jackman, Chris
Hemsworth, and Cate Blanchett. - I am choosing to eff
not just the hottest person on the board but
the hottest Chris of all the famous Chris' Mr. Chris,
Thor himself, Hemsworth! - I'm gonna tell you what, I agree with Zach down the board! - I'm going to kill Cate
only because I couldn't kill wolverine even if I tried and also what a beautiful
singer what if you could wake up every morning to
such a strong man singing, just singing to you. And Cate, she does nothing for me. - Here's my explanation,
you know gays and lesbians gay and lesbian appeal,
sometimes it goes so far that it comes full circle. And has anyone seen Carol? - Well you should. - You can't deny the
power of Cate Blanchett. - I chose pash Cate as well and I chose to marry Hemsworth cause
I have met him once and we had chemistry. I chose to kill Jackman as well. Just 'cause well I'd like the challenge. I'd like to know if I could do it. - [Producer] How does
this make you feel Zach? - Honestly if this were the movie I would have been okay with it
being eight hours long. - All right, are you ready? - No. - [Ned] Introducing your new car in three... - Wait count down from five. - [All Three] Five, four, three, two, one! Yay! - Oh no! Oh no! No, no, no, no, no! - [Ned] He's so happy he's crying. He's crying with joy. He loves it, loves it. - [Keith] Oh, he loves it. - Its like the end of
every makeover show ever, he can't believe it! - Why would you do this? Why would you do this to me? - [Ned] What do you mean? - I mean we obviously did it for you because we love you. - Go take a look. What's your first reaction? - Oh, dear God. Oh God. - [Ned] We... Oh no. - [All Three] Are. Oh, guys. How? Why? - [All Three] Best friends. - My dad represents the older generation it's a metaphor of what
they did to our planet but you can change it, you can help be the change
you wanna see in the world. Be my dad. (laughing) - What? - Kurt Hugo Snyder. Conspiracy. Zoom in on this. It's his last name. Fuck, he knew! - Kurt Hugo Snyder. - Oh, fuck! - He's everywhere! - Fuck. - He's in the sticks. - You're a wizard. (crowd screaming) (barbershop quartet music) ♪ Thank you very much ♪ ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ ♪ Oh, thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you very much ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you very much ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you very much ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you very much ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you very much ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ Why thank you very much ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ You're welcome ♪ ♪ Thank you very much ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ You're welcome ♪ ♪ Thank you very much ♪ ♪ Do, do, do ♪ ♪ Thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you very much ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you, thank you ♪ ♪ Thank you, thank you,
thank you very very much ♪ ♪ Very much ♪ - [Eugene] Five, six, seven, eight, nine pase, jazz - Sassy, all right! - [Ned] He's hiding it well. - Was it Jake Johnson? - I looked up Jack Johnson accidentally. - Look up actor New Girl Nick. - [Ned] It's Jack. We were wrong. - My friends are so high. I apologize. - Remember 50 years ago
when you put on a thong and it changed you life forever? - Who are you? - [Everyone] What will we try next? - What's left? (Try Guys end music) - What's the first thing
that catches your eye? - Your faces. - It's 'cause of the eye contact. - Why is the sentence
across my windshield? - Which one? - We are best friends. - We are best friends! - Thank you. - [Zach] Thank you, Eugene.
Keith being a make up guru is SO funny. And the moment after 16:10 makes me laugh so hard.
Thanks for sharing OP