The True Story Behind "Car Wash" - Steve Treviño

hey watch this bit check it out and then afterwards me and captain evil are going to talk about the real life version of where i got this bit stick around so you can hear my truth that is my job man i'm the trash man she's the bag lady i'm also in charge of the cars right i'm in charge of anything car related lights come on the dashboard i turn them off it's what i do if i haven't been in my wife's car in a while and i get in it they're all lit up like like she hit a slot machine like baby what i don't even know what those are [Music] good that's a flat tire that's how long has the oil light been on since we got it it's always been odd she doesn't wash her car man that pisses me off my car's clean always if i'm drinking a bottle of water the bottled water comes with me all the way to the trash can not my wife's car her car is the trash can oh starbucks cup why not eight half drank bottles of water tambien it's like she took a granola bar beat the crap out of it decided not to eat it and just went let the peasants clean it you know who the peasant is right yeah it's me oh she knows i'm gonna clean it and i'm cheap i go to the do-it-yourself car wash she won't even get out of the car or she'll sit in the car on her ipad like an emperor i'm outside in the hot sun with the foam brush cause i'm gonna finish in four minutes i'm not putting another quarter in there my goal is to start somebody else's car i got time get in here buddy um so this bit is is i mean again all of these bits we live right yeah and i go okay and then it's frustrating because in one of the specials we wrote a bit about how you wrecked the car oh right yeah oh my god uh uh i don't know how i did that the garage is really small but it doesn't move and that's what that's what's funny about it so then here we are you know the next special or whatever and it's like okay i really gotta talk about the fact that i am your personal concierge okay but you don't tell the truth that you are like obsessive about the car wash you have this weird obsessive compulsive thing where you go to the car wash all the time i do i go to the car wash we'll be like doing other stuff and all of a sudden before i know it i'm going through a car wash but by the way you know how many times i'm washing the car you're inside the car like an emperor which is true because you're always on your damn okay and i'm looking outside next to me and there's a woman in a pontiac and she's like vacuuming and going for it and i'm like i could have had her shush your mouth i take my own car to the car wash sometimes because you're on automatic pay and you don't vacuum it you don't do it you just drive it through and by the way you broke the mirrors so that might end up being part of the show but um it is funny that you know i'll be living it and a lot of times i want to tell the story verbatim so i try to remember exactly the way it happened so that you know and it's surprising how many people live the same life right where you know they go oh my god that's exactly how it is for me yeah you know but there's opposite too we like that oh i love it when someone is like he's like you and i'm like him the roles are swapped so we hope you enjoyed that joke and if you want to hear us having more in-depth conversation join us on our podcast the steve trevino and captain evo

Channel: Steve Trevino

Views: 155,634

Keywords: comedy, comedian, stand up comedian, funny, stand up, steve trevino, captain evil, steven trevino, stand up comedy, til death, car wash

Id: 1o49C3kdOaY

Length: 4min 11sec (251 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 28 2020