The Traumatising Barbie Movie

what the hell oh you're gonna lose my hole um no it's just diarrhea to be honest rival we are back with Barbie Where Have You Been hibernating I don't know I just didn't you're a fraud I've been asking for you for months and you're not here we need to watch some Barbie this is insane also Merry Christmas to all I'm wearing elf shoes for you all and a water with uh from a pedo Santa merry Christmas happy Kwanzaa are you feeling in the spirit of Christmas watching The Magic of Pegasus of course bro I love horses pigs this is a horse oh my God [Music] [Applause] [Music] you're those are two guys carding her castle wait show me these dudes wait what starting recording the window but if anyone pulls up they're they're not doing [ __ ] [Music] happy birthday [Music] that was terrifying I he did it he did it for sure yeah you know he died we're really watching Barbie again of course do you not like this you love it really I do foreign is still nothing compared to a rough part Mr Halo knows oh yes what time well literally the Darth Vader of the Barbie universe no wait oh I forgot to talk oh my God okay yep yep it's gonna be talking it's gonna be talking why does it have lashes I was about to say it has better eyelashes with me where are you so embarrassings it is here let me help you [Music] why is a polar bear called honestly it's a very good point shiver disgusting name what happened we've been looking everywhere for you a Shortcake for real that's a violation is PFC no more ice skating you're ruining my life oh no I'm a princess and I gotta stay at my castle [Music] somebody's having fun on my birthday what should they not gonna execute them how dare you have fun on my birthday it's her villain Arc shiver what do you say we go to a party how old do you think she is I'm stuck between 12 and 23. did she just said let's go to a party I thought she was 14. I mean I was part of 14. and then they were chill like that I was not oh [ __ ] nerd ah okay what would it be if animals like humans a skinny so do you think the little polar bears are skinny I mean let's be it's a Dickie first of all it is wait did you say it's a decky it's a turkey what's a techie take boy if I said a Dickie like it takes dick I just said this is the shittest guarded Castle I've ever seen your highness can you lower the taxes I bet they're all saying to each other like oh my god look she's dancing with a person oh my god look oh it's such a skinny no panica [Music] wait how is that annika's fault I guess she's outside [Music] what the hell is that is that what we think it is is that my mind it's my man's from wish we'll take it maybe Rolf bars the hippogriff look at that nose wind lock your future husband husband there's so many red flags right now the haircut is one leave us alone they've been fighting for years right so his move is to just move on his daughter that's crazy can I just say though his eyes are really cool yeah twins twinning that's not what I said at all I didn't know if I'm overconfident but I could never let another man petrify me petrified Stupify it's gone for you wait okay what is this why when lock stole it from a powerful Sorcerer And with it he's Invincible how do you know this what that's her sister bro flying horses or sister she got thrown into a flying horse [Music] I forgot the children are so cursed in this therefore it's have to still be massive Wenlock again Annika this is raila the cloud Queen the cloud Queen things are just happening out of nowhere I just don't know what to think about it marry him in three days he'll never turn them back I'm so sorry I wasn't that sympathetic like I don't care though didn't ask I've never had a real person here before except for your sister of course wait what the [ __ ] are they then so what are you then I'm so confused you're my sister but how oh what happened oh I don't know why it's so funny I'm here to marry your daughter you see I only take the very best ridiculous this might just takes all his daughters hide your kids hide your wife you should have done that with this guy [Music] imagine just standing there how is he doing nothing it's a daughter you gained a pet you know he's cold Brianna couldn't bear to see them so unhappy and found Refuge with us here in Cloud Kingdom I think if my son or daughter turned into a flying horse I would use the show of them it was saying would use your children yes the flying horse I could go anywhere I want that's my twin right there terrified that when lock would come after you and he did that's why they didn't let her go out they have trauma time already time for what I don't know what people are in this movie so what are they are they grandmas if you're not human you're still a kid you're saying this thing with the cheeks and [ __ ] here is a flying horse I don't know but I'm talking about the children on the horse so who am I no no I think they are I think they are like Cloud humans I don't know what they are but I think they're still children Cloud humans I'm going to build a wand of light brietta where do we start darkest part of the Forbidden Forest it it's not gonna be that deep or dark [Music] you can't Shepard just stay here a shiver is so useless imagine Shepherd just saves everyone they're setting it up to be like that because Surfer has not done a single thing yet wedding the event of the year so do I check what the [ __ ] are they oh those are some jiggle bags because the they've got fat ass day two it's jiggling why are you looking now I wasn't he's sick so you might be scared at what park even I'm scared of him eyes open don't miss a thing did someone step on in there I still don't know [Music] this looks like the wrong turn princess I thought we were gonna get one movie without the [ __ ] boy yeah my sister Princess Annika sister I can see the resemblance that was good okay that was good that was good funny the song yes the sauce I kind of mess with him your Cub's gone for good for myself she wants to die like what is this that's just breaking the Barbie mold right now I just got ours out never mind never mind prepare dinner I don't look at him like that for lunch okay never mind look at him like that uh taking a bite of an onion and then burping it yeah this is the modest movie I've ever seen what is this he's strong averaged him bro here the other giant can tie himself to a post with a huge chain this is amazing this is Art it's crazy [Music] did Oli just die I think Ollie just died I think he's dead okay too no that's crazy this is insane your exact height your exact measure a measure of Courage oh nah nah they've not just done that that is the biggest reach ever [Music] that's the reach of the century measure of Courage what she used to get out is hot she measured her Courage the thing that she used to escape is the same size as her I feel like we're doing them a pleasure by making this make sense by the way I'm going home you live around here as a matter of fact I'm not surprised oh wait did you just and so someone's loving I live in that [ __ ] oh look at me I am poor when we have the three parts of the wand we'll need somebody like you to put them together so he just happens to be a blacksmith she just insulted your living screw your parents literally screw everything you stand for hurry okay hold on using them what kind of gem dealer is he whoa there fuzzball shiver shiver's such a [ __ ] animal [ __ ] animal is not a term I needed in my life it likes everything yeah yeah are you still selling things that aren't yours damn so he's like Fair y Gem of ice lit by Eternal Flame may have heard of it call me crazy how does ice have an eternal flame wouldn't it just melt am I looking too deep into this no no I feel you the Eternal drip you wouldn't pass up a gem like that Ferris man was turned to Ash this is dark it is I kind of like it there's actually a plot yeah come on Aiden we don't have much time I think he knows he knows Walton he knows Walter yeah only have one more day I'm not stopping but what about Brianna I love her like she just doesn't kill her yeah just showing the same parents annika's the only one that cares your Briana is a villain you look beautiful princess I still believe shiver has some hope in this movie he's one of his does [Music] better jump off the mountain I need a ranger to show up what says hope more than the Dawn and the gem to see how the Sun Shines on the ice how does this just happened how does that make sense what does Dawn have to do with hope is is dusk dread they are just creating meetings the [ __ ] somewhere up there I can feel it and can you feel how we get there I love them all of them I actually love them I love him so much he actually thinks she's going to build a wand of light you are oh that stuff oh feels bad man everyone can walk all over you [Laughter] I'll take heartache he's better than robard this is him nah he might be the best villain of all time follow the Sun oh imagine being in an escape room with her brother she she's saying so much cryptic stuff I have no clue what do you think it says take only what you need okay buddy oh it's just the one I should know this is like the smartest dumbest movie I've ever seen do you remember the lady in the last one with the voice Daddy ah she's wearing heels oh my gosh she's wearing heels what a queen I wonder what one is a jam of ice well please tell me there's a trap here it can't be this easy no you can't be greedy I know I read it shut up just [ __ ] take them all I said life is too boring for them bro they need to they gotta dial why did they walk that they have a [ __ ] flying horse they could have done this so long ago let shiver die please now all we need is the ring of love where do we find that maybe I couldn't Forge one look at how he's gripping her waist bro bro why didn't the cavern collapse when you took a gem if it wasn't greed why do you need it because he lives in the woods oh it's a country lesson before I knew it it was all gone it was a good message this move is the funniest has amazing characters great message yet it's still dumb as [ __ ] oh in the bottom of the screen that's Ferris ah she cares about her parents okay plot twist oh my God that's the ring of Love wait I don't understand because it's a ring-shaped object and she said she loves her parents it turned into the Ring of love but it's a crowd yeah but it's also a ring because they connected it at the end stop was there a manual or did you just will it work how will we know you me no no do it after you leave the mountain true because you still need to fly [Music] thank you Aiden she's already spoke more than she did as a horse facts I bet Aiden's horse feels so inferior now massive confidence issues I think I should I know [ __ ] off during everything hey let's go [Music] it just gave up I just got a concussion destroy him why are you not working hmm oh no wonder flight I love him the sauciest movie I've ever seen [Music] you're like all my other wives yo this is a violation please he's insane he is you're crazy he's like if you're a basic [ __ ] I don't want you you're dead oh my God just jumping wait just jump where could she jump to how did she survive that what happened Annika she's buried she didn't even try but she's just looking she's so cold-hearted oh my God wait she's actually dead Aiden right here I need to get the wand of light it's with Wenlock she's so boring man she's actually useless she is so bad [Music] oh no but they're gonna somehow use it hey look I just said they are so ugly yeah I thought you're talking about them or them yeah I mean I mean they're ugly too man it's going to be a wild ride stick close to me and you'll be fine I hope I can handle it whoa hold up that sounds a bit mad you're gonna have a blast after this he's like what could I do with these ice skates [Laughter] damn okay is this getting that easy bro last year I went skating um didn't ask thank you you see the cheeks or not no do they have cheeks it was just me oh [ __ ] yeah damn that's kind of scary that is terrifying um I think he died yeah [Music] a man just died show some sympathy although no one actually has feelings in this world apart from Attica and Aiden [Music] this has been going against the status quo of every Barbie movie we've seen thanks this this is kind of different [Music] oh she ever did something oh Aiden we can't slow the sunset anymore when mock spell will last forever wait they've been slowing the sunset that's a thing apparently okay Aiden okay oh so if he didn't climb back she would have just sat here and died and he he caught the thing he got the thing no I didn't about this one but then he just does this and I'm like ah the movie was so good back again I think my lucky guess our toes are his wife Mary you the toilet into that or did already that I could make life better for everyone that he's married so I'm so confused are they like is that what they look like or I think so I'm so sorry [Music] the anticipation is nice oh really oh holy [ __ ] okay what [Music] I would love if Barbie just had a physical fight with him throw hands with him a little bit yeah don't let magic do all of it oh yeah they were flaps I get him now I I get it now oh wait no what the [ __ ] is that for a haircut one on the right that is so clapped what is that that's the Lego haircut bro wait is he not first you've been catfished that's insane also he faked his eye color that's so disgusting simply can't be happening he's gonna die he deserves to die for us to think he was harder than robard is insane ah I am never betraying rothbar again yeah [Music] Oh look The Peasants are back taxis I want my nails buffed and Polished and that's just the beginning now paddle I'm so annoyed I've never been more finessed in my life is it bad that I don't care about this anymore no I'm I'm yeah I I I I hate everything [Music] is that really you oh like you care I guess so uh uh at least agent's good yeah I like Aiden but he was just chilling there okay so foolish I lost all the money I couldn't face you we will always love you okay that that's the satisfying my the first part needs no we love that oh oh no way they're moving mad quick lagers all of you this whole move is a lie this movie downgraded so quickly so quickly it went from like a 9.5 to a solid three and that's only because of Aiden they sure look happy will you keep this safe your highness I would be honored drink fires are still a corporate though oh I hope so oh wow Chevrolet is actually the most pointless thing I've ever seen crazy I think it's actually made me hit polar bears damn that was beautiful are you good no man I'm not okay that was Barbie magic Pegasus what are your thoughts I'm disappointed I'm disappointed yeah it was so annoying it could have been so good it was the most sassiest the funniest the best Barbie movie I've ever seen we and they ruined it within five minutes Walton two better and brows if you want to see more let us know down below I'm pissed same

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Length: 24min 43sec (1483 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 29 2022