Grown Men Watch a Barbie Movie

umbrellas i am depressed watching barbie with rival hello i'm sorry let's get started no you're right no it's faint no no it's fake everyone let's go yay so is this is this is animated right yes yes that says animated i mean as you can tell the quality is great yeah this is your first barbie movie right yeah wait um what would you call kim a heart rob no because he's called ken no offense to every king either i don't even know if ken is in bobby movies oh isn't he here that's romance right well yeah but he wasn't in the last one i did it was this shitty [ __ ] rabbit that just pissed me off the whole movie you do have a thing with annoying animals for some reason i've noticed this is a wow intro by the way [Music] i'm not a fan of movies that do interest i'll read the credits you know but i don't need them now but do you not think her dance is like elegant this isn't awkward at all oh oh this is 3d 3d yeah bro this is like the sims wait do you think they talk are are they humans or dolls it's a swan the [ __ ] imagine the four stars of the long neck whose stars are the wings i see it are you good if you looked have you looked at the little girl's forehead no wait is it massive bro her hairline is so screwed no not rewind the tank rewind the thing rewind the tank the little bunny thing that's like covering her forehead is look at the line bro it's if she removes her curtain fringe she's [ __ ] her fringe is saving her life right now her name was odette she worked in the family bakery with her sister and her father so she turns into a swan that's kind of hot it is it [Laughter] wait no i'm a furry then definitely cut out is this odette or barbie i think what is barbie because this sounds weirdly racist but they all kind of look the same wait no that is the same that's my favorite okay there are definitely edibles she's just bliss right now any faster and they'll be flying that's the idea oh why does that horse have mascara on i didn't even see that the horse had the horse this eyelash extension how amazing does this animation look like bro they worked overtime on this one they did they animated this in like microsoft paint or something so like yeah it's stocha [Music] okay but can you make it four four four oh he's the [ __ ] boy isn't he oh definitely okay hawkeye hey that was quite badass that's kind of hard actually maybe he just killed again maybe that's it oh my there was so little emotion there but i'm tired son i want to spend my golden years spoiling my grandchildren i love how his mom is just angry because he gets no girls i know he's she's basically saying you're clapped son like she gossips to her friend like he gets no house like them oh what the [ __ ] oh casual what i love how the humans are immediately chasing it and trying to kill it [Music] oh my god no asking gonna [ __ ] so edibles right one oh hey the booze edibles bro this is just far too random this makes so much more sense i wish she fell though oh oh my did you see his smile he looked back like i got magic [ __ ] how how did we get what's happening i haven't seen a swan yet by the way oh i think the unicorn turns her into a swan hold still easy for you to say you're not getting strangled why can't it talk it can talk why can't it talk why what oh my god what's happening what was this well i didn't even notice that failure i didn't even notice her i just noticed the animals that's that's troublesome she was very fake actually maybe a furry are you not telling me that you find the pony attractive no no no i just get attracted to animals like they they catch my eye wait right animals catch my eye i'm not attracted to them where did you get that was right it was right in front of her it wasn't looking killed by a human it's all over goodbye world this is donkey from shrek absolute sass it's like a b-tech donkey magic crystal belongs to you now to her how is she gonna save us this unicorn hates her such a violation he was his successor he picked me instead of my holy nose furious did i see what did you see his nose no no bro around the thing oh my god it looks like olaf's nose that's a carrot oh my god it does look like a carrot holy [ __ ] nobody has ever been able to pull the crystal from the tree until today really it was just there it was literally like picking up a rock poor weakest [ __ ] in this movie i wish i could help but i i knew it she a [ __ ] done finished oh i'm getting a migraine this this crawl has so much really wait is that the squirrel the skunk is it the skunk yes a skunk the skunk yeah it's a skunk all right i'll see i think the guy's watching or that could be him because they have a beacon his nose looks like that this is such a weird what is happening what are those sounds is wrong what that is the ugliest looking thing i've ever seen oh my god oh my god and it's even worse did they really have to do his nose that dirty though it looks like a spaceship or something i don't know no way did you ever play halo the halo speaker she's got a cute [ __ ] no she needs the sun okay never mind it was the laugh that got you really yeah the left is worthy i'm sorry go ahead laugh all you want what is that hey you what the hell wait she turned into a sworn oh my god you actually predicted the movie almost oh my god hey yo now i'm joking i'm joking i was already disgust me i'm joking i'm joking girls days are over oh but is he turning her into another swan the hell man this is a fever dream what is going on come on deal wait so he's just going daddy oh whoa is that his daughter i'm uncomfortable i hope she didn't just call this man daddy in a children's movie that's all i'm hoping she has to die did you see his face you got him odette i don't understand though she's actually not done anything yet no she she also doesn't know what she just did are you into smelling farts my own sometimes what do you just you just grab it by your hand and pull up to your nose no no no but some hmm i forgot this goes on the internet we are all thanking you for helping us from the hearts of our bottoms what is going on she didn't do anything wait wait what's this what's this it's wait wait wait can you if this isn't proof they're not high during this i don't know what is she needs to get extra high just to get through this use this to unlock the door to the vault rolls have beady eyes but i'm sure that's just a rumor shrooms shrooms this movie has some interesting teams that are trying to hide it but we're catching them all it's uh me and my friend odette i don't know you and you really don't want to know me no i think we do boy [Music] what the hell this bro is bipolar maui the magic crystal it's written in the book of forest lore but my filing system is a state of the art oh wait why was i quite funny was it i was just lost in this entire scene getting that crystal if i have to rip the crown right off her head i don't have one of those get it for me daddy i want one oh she pisses me off i can bro and the magic crystal can't protect her from a human wow what a coincidence a human oh wait a minute [Music] no wait why would you shoot the swan now you were chasing the other thing oh he's a hunter he's gonna eat her now he's also a furry bro he's like oh she's gonna i live in the village least i did until until she was a sworn do you mean until he just saw it why why does he act like that's normal this guy this guy's not as cool as i thought he was rubies and diamonds the frequency of our voice it just it just what damn do you see what i see just made a few of miss amigos did they just go to spain to capture this child like wow still has some powers left you're useless as useless as say a pig this guy's a savage his one-liners are great i absolutely love him you can save him give me your crown and i'll leave him alone can he just grab her i i'm thinking yes physically speaking he could also just probably beat both of them obviously have no idea with whom you're dealing with he's like you have no idea who you're fighting i love this guy oh you are oh so kill why is there yellow liquid on her head texture on her face is magnificent bro what is that yeah it's true oh dear oh yeah he can smell that all right it's the worst day of my entire life you didn't get my joke i'm so sorry i say it again of course he could smell that get it hey it's actually good it's actually good nah nah it's over man so oh no they're setting them up nicely oh my god these kids are the greatest weighing people ever [Music] well can i get kids to help me out well sounds a bit mad um yeah i can't save you that was just cersei i don't know i'm depressed my team lost barbie is trying to save me like leave me alone you know what's crazy i recently watched a marvel movie this story is a little bit better i'll come back with an army he couldn't stand it if rothbart hurt you to get at me and leave you here oh i swear they've met for like a couple of hours i've never seen someone move this quick he's ready to die for this girl bro but only if you promise to come to the castle but then i stay here with you he's like no i will stay right here i will stay with you they're gone your highness our favorite character is back baby i love this guy oh i swear this this crystal just does everything on its own era love so true it will overcome all evil magic you and the prince love would defeat everything of course it will pledges love to another the magic christian will lose its power whoa prince might go for the the nose guy's daughter the girl we had yes but why would he pick that she's clapped his arms and he will declare his true love these kids should not know this nah bro they have a little bit too much dialogue if you ask me i know and i want them to die at this point i would rather they die than they keep doing this stuff so yeah how many outfits are in there you look beautiful thank you i would have loved if she just said [ __ ] off what [Music] okay hold on i like the kids when they're dancing they just shouldn't talk but i gotta i kind of mess with this yes when they open their mouths trouble comes oh oh that's kind of dangerous bro damn it what she's still alive that's a problem [Music] why are you ruining our moment i know what the hell get out this is horror moment this is her dance [Music] i love how her family is trying to find her there's a guy trying to kill them and they're just having a dance party yeah they have all the time in the world also we've seen how easy this place is to get to so i don't know what her dad is doing look at my guys because he's the best dancer now every time the prince sees you he'll see his true love you're all right it's gonna be her oh my god she's gonna turn into a debt she's basically just called his daughter ugly true she has to look like another girl to be able to impress any guy that's the yeah i mean he is right though for a troll who's about to be eaten [Music] is he a cannibal i swear to god if he's just been eaten there's no way he would taste good even if he tried rothbart flies everywhere he goes maybe there's an entrance near the roof [Music] oh my god you want to talk about it this is the lowest point in my life i've been here oh he's alive oh my god he's a he's a worm don't even ask [Music] [Applause] that's actually solid that was actually kind of good no that was a good plan for her finally something's there nice yeah this is actually hard [Music] i love how she had my farthest stupidest attack just moves her head quick trick prince daniel the prince has to be in love with odette or worse oh my green what's worse than breaking the spell migraine she really is a three-year-old oh she's dumb as hell man oh okay i have to give her to her she looks better with the dress oh she doesn't so she can see she's here can i get one of those just make everyone see michael b jordan that would be great so glad you came and wait sorry he just broke her head did you hear the crunch no he broke every bone in your hand oh that was crazy that was sick hell editor oh you need a race [Music] oh my god they're gonna be two of that's there rival she's a swan i know this is true no we're going in but the window is over why don't you just walk in no sorry flying will you marry me oh my god that's what what he's a fallback boy he's fully if i play i've known each other for a day i understand why he gets no girls like he is no game do you love her of her with all my heart [Music] no she's dead i lost them rothbart i pledged your love to my daughter oh the that's disgusting i am so sick to myself if you are without the crystal finally it's about time now kill daddy i need a daddy counter for this movie oh my god take a shot every time she says daddy if we knew this would have been a trip come to discuss your wedding plans yeah he has no chance this guy just doesn't like killing people i think that's his thing like he can kill everyone he just doesn't wait quickly needs must shout out to those 275 other people yes keep her like that honestly oh daddy's chasing please don't call him betty i feel like it's his name is daddy he's my dad i can't oh showdown [Music] i expected so much better she's pathetic he's been doing so much right up until the point she needs to fight and now she's just useless he's a bit overpowered though how do you defeat him oh barbie's back up away for some reason okay okay good timing again you're gonna punch me the dick that's the only way every man's weakness facts oh my god wow [Music] i know why bro is it because they touched that means the love is going to reverse itself their true love now what what what what what what the crystal's power isn't gone why the [ __ ] i think it's what you just said bro okay i think everything back i said about storytelling there this is that [ __ ] my man died because they touched hands i feel like they realize the movie was ending they were like let's wrap it up do you know how you useless every single one of them off oh my god of course he is ah well done nice to see you again and now we found the place you you're thank you what just happened no that was amazing that was amazing i feel physical pain after watching it but also i'm very like happy let me know if you want more of this um i'm going to bed thanks for watching umbrellas

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Length: 20min 54sec (1254 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 05 2022