The Tragedy of Awful Rap Battles

the RAB battle reserved only for the wittiest the bravest and the strongest of mankind these Savages will hold a nothing back and do everything in their power to destroy their opponent see I can't use the N word in this battle my [ __ ] I just what happens when the lights are too bright when an individual comes unprepared or even worse Can't Rap to save their life I'm warning you right now it is unbelievably painful when I cake bread when I cake bread I'm clean like [ __ ] hey man you've never witnessed cringe of this caliber I advise you click off right now if it's something you can't handle cuz what I'm about to do the B me [Music] me damn who produced this Neptunes [ __ ] it's me again your boy Marvel we have two new contestants Steve and Jackson Action Jackson over over at the judges table what the [ __ ] you guys seeing the same thing I'm seeing dude in the middle is looking way too comfy for me two hands on his chest two hands on his chest is pretty crazy y'all already know the rules so we ain't going to waste no time on that why is he touching him all right I already like this [ __ ] uhhuh yo uh-huh uh-huh uhhuh yo the boy got you talking CRI my advice to Eli is to sttipp this sounds so much like 2003 it's actually anybody want it they can get it never rap with a stutter I'm so nice that I could have been marvelous brother they like R you need to stop talking junk but I got to run up on a cat with the pump yeah man all right there was nothing crazy in there up next we have Eli from the class of 2005 why does everyone in this video look so uncomfortable how do you look more uncomfortable without this dude's hands on your chest what what are you so 2003 I got one question man tell me who next this [ __ ] Sal like [ __ ] who just getting the best see I'm the best man I did it all right I can't W I can't I can't am I going to be able to finish this [ __ ] look at his face the battle is over where the music go who cut off the music it's like they want him to be embarrassed we're going to cut the music off and and zoom in on you just to show everybody how embarrassing it [Music] is yeah uh yeah yeah yeah see I'mma let you know who the best by the hour it's like Rosie o Donald at a bisexual bridal shower Ain me man I keep it for real what a bisexual bridal shower what are you talking about now I messed up but I'mma stay on top they told me man but you know I'm never going to flop look at this dude he need to stay in the shade ain't no wonder why it came out he already in a gay parade oh oh he said you were gay damn you're gay [ __ ] damn now personally I told you man I got you roasted like ever you don't know my R straight up clever why is he looking into [ __ ] up at the ceiling bro there has to be someone with an AK like standing above frame or some [ __ ] like holding them hostage forcing them to rap that would be the only feasible explanation I'm the best man you need to go to the [ __ ] yo who edited this I need to hire this editor that was great it had to be better than last time not the static from the mic come on that's like the stereotypical shitty video stereotype you can't do that come on man you're not even giving yourself a chance but I'm still I still got to go over to my judge to let to let y'all know stop touching him with your hand n there's definitely going to be some bisexual bridal showers taken after the making of this video I'm going have to give it to my vote I'm going have to give it to Eli cuz he really represent stepped up my man you know he messed up a couple times he stepped up both of them did good but I give it to en cuz he did great n this [ __ ] was insane though this was crazy Eli Eli gets my vote too breakfast WRA in a cozy tortilla blanket to be wrapped in a cozy but get this fam they say I talk too much real [ __ ] no one has ever said that yo young Canon yo young Canon bro you're a great rapper uh this this whole rap battle thing is going great you're winning battles and everything but just um just one thing you you talk too much real [ __ ] it's too much real [ __ ] it's too much real [ __ ] Jo spitting [ __ ] but I ain't practicing around it's a I'll let around every around around around WAP around around WAP I'll let around WAP round he's still going I paused that he's still going there's no way there's no way I'm going to pause it and I'm going to think about it and when I'm done thinking about it there's no way this is all going to make sense and I just know it right now it's a W for you it's a wrap for you round is his name around it's a WAP for you round and a rap for your round and a WAP for your round I get that one I'll let round around every around I let around like a gun round wrap around every WP around okay that makes sense I WAP around around W I'll wrap around around rap like a like a tortilla rap what rap are we talking about here wrap around wrap around just WP around look at the hype man in the background gassing him we heard this inti this 40 times already but it's hard because we're in a rap battle I'll rap around around rap I'll let a round rap around you already said that one bro that doesn't count you can't say that one you already said that one round rap around round how you going to get around that that's word play that's word play that's word now I get why they say you talk too much real [ __ ] I let a around rap around rapper every ra around this rap around it's a rap for you round and a WAP for this round shut up you know this why I [ __ ] hate battle rap it's so stupid just fight that's like a double on Tandra he he stretched to like eight meanings at least get a triple like there there's triples around young steady versus K kendle come on come on let's go let's go what's up with all these people with snapbacks on post 2010 there's no excuse for you to be wearing a snapback inexcusable how [ __ ] goofy do I look bro imagine people were actually I look like MGK in 2012 people were unironically rocking this out like this bro like this this brim is big as hell bro [ __ ] it I'm I'm I'm recording the rest of the video like this I don't even give a [ __ ] yo I look like I'm about to spit the meanest multi syllable fast rap verse about how I'm going to save hip-hop word up yo real hip hop I listen to Tupac and big and the classics you listen to L pump no I've never been to the US and yes I'm a European but I know at real hipop is yo look 90 second rounds steady when the when the coin tosy going first I'm coming back back from a l but now I'm taking this w m and for you to win I swear that you be needing like w cuz I could put that heat to a seed you would think I'm making popcorn word on the streets he never pop off so once that Cas shine I'll be giving K9 like a cop dog to beat me I have a feeling where this is going if it's beef he and that Arms Reach your gas St I pull out that gas pump and leave him left on E see he going to battle rap the rest of his life yo this dude told him this dude is like n come on bro come on calm down a little bit you're gassing him too much it's not who you be rabbit so for trying to be the future you going to end up like ched my [ __ ] p a DA flake so cuz you rap like a serial killer you're not special okay logic should do you the same way he burned down in Ash Trey your life is slow most how bullets hit and I feel like max pain cuz he is beyond and past gay he gone if that bang and that'll silence K like beon last name what the [ __ ] yo did a wild eagle just appear in the warehouse go what talk to him let's go that's crazy hey everyone needs a friend like this though who doesn't care what others think who will support their mans this is this is admirable behavior I'm I'm only trying to inspire him so my Rhymes show I was born with what he acquired over a Time Time tier go let's go how about the fact that if this dude didn't have any facial hair you wouldn't be able to tell where his face ended and where his next started bro might as well leave it up there without the facial hair at that point you know as a human feet something to ponder at I don't give a [ __ ] these dudes one in spirit bro I don't even care what the other dude was saying this battle here was something I a see myself but I figure I needed something to redeem myself but you giving me a bum ain't something that I why is he looking at him like that is this like a love triy that's going on here cuz how the [ __ ] you see monster and he couldn't even lock Nest yeah yeah let it s let it s look at the face you get six with the nine but you ain't getting no calls you want beef you should get a steak FEA weight why they cut it get awake see I be rolling see I be rolling with yo the footage cut out who knows what kind of crazy noises and and and facial expressions he he made until the end of the battle damn but that was good though I I can't even say anything about it how how am I going to be funnier than what than than what that dude just did sweet but you and your [ __ ] is right hit that water oh my look look at this frame look at this image right here look at the frame we paused it at projectile vomit into the into the air puke on the ground like normal people do who does this when they're about to vomit God damn puked and then covered it the puke went into his eyes in his hair in his like shirt went underneath the fabric God what every why are you touching him man he still wrapped all his rounds that's cool take a shower though hey this was me off that Cuban rice bowl a couple days ago I get it cuz sometimes it comes out in such a strong capacity you can't even hold it in like pause but you can't even stop it like your mouth can't physically hold it in he wanted to stop himself from puking but it was impossible it was one of the worst performances I've seen in my life when I'm done with you you going to be rapping in China somewhere with no running water battle and minus with fresh Co tontis you a pedophile of bikes vaginas I put a tattoo of you on tracks right next to Tupac [ __ ] thought he was going to come back and kill me man this [ __ ] cannabis sucks besides I rip your body apart I fire rounds from the pistol my shell are like the red ones from Mario car cuz they follow you around till they hit you my guns my guns my guns I don't get this I'll pull my gun out and spray you and all of your crew and kill all of you lyrically of course not for real that's kind of corny right this man studied computer science in college metaphors and figures of speech I get it but still come on just face it you've aged and you've gotten weak you could no longer keep up pace with today's top Elites not a capella or on a be used to be a role model to all these Geeks even gangsters looked up to you like when a respected father speaks see the problem is to Hip Hop you are unique that's why I also bothers me cuz I feel like I'm putting my own dog to sleep watch hey damn cuz the Cannabis we used to know now is a shallow surface that's far from deep and all that's left for you at the end is the nightmares The Haun your sleep along with the psychological SC STS you keep as a product of the karma you gotten from [ __ ] over all your peeps so it makes sense that this [ __ ] here has this little stupid sling on cuz he's never been a good shoulder to lean on [ __ ] out damn [ __ ] out of my face how's cannabis going to respond round three let's do it down hey yo hold it down hey yo the MCS hold it down hey yo hey yo hey I'm talking to everybody in here talking to everybody in here Hey listen to me the boy can spit all right I'm prepared for 3 weeks every day oh no come here you understand me no I wrote so many [ __ ] Rhymes you can't memorize all that [ __ ] I'm not I'm not a good freestyler all right I'm technical always been that way and I didn't come here to let y'all down you win this all right but I want to still spit my [ __ ] you understand me you understand me hey hey yo y'all came here to listen to RS right huh okay it's 30 pages of Rhymes in this [ __ ] all right cannabis thinks he's in a movie you know he has the shoulder sling like he's wounded from Battle what do we call it again the y'all hey yo hey yo everybody listen up he win he might be stronger than me better than me have better Rhymes than me but me I have the Heart of a Lion let me spit my [ __ ] not [ __ ] that I'm going just spit my [ __ ] from the top the way that I was rehearsing it oh come on man it's over man it's [Music] over you think you can do this to me hey yo Battle Raps like you ill but he can't avoid the fact yeah he do got [Music] skill look at the faces bro 2012 I still spit that [ __ ] real [ __ ] pH look at this dude's face like someone died this is pure despair disappointment regret just can't even look him in the face bro he's looking away this is embarrassing that's why right here right now June 96 6 6 Canabis going to prove the disaster ain't [ __ ] also saying all these bars after admitting you lost is kind of defeats the purpose doesn't it half these are about how you're going to destroy him and you just admitted you [Music] didn't hey yo this ain't no regular battle this is about your intellectual power a cold blooded disrespect for an hour that's not YouTu genocide by drone strike H look at look at look at the facial expression you weak an sound like Andy milanak hey yo crowd ain't in it anymore man it's over man then I'mma hop into the back seat of your cab and Rob the [ __ ] you looking at me for Ali drop yo yo y'all don't want to hear the [ __ ] all right all right y'all don't want to hear this [ __ ] I stop y'all don't want to hear this [ __ ] either do it or don't do it you know you're making it worse what do you want validation it's unlimited I ask for unlimited you feel me listen you want to do don't be a dick man I came out here you paid me my bread they paid their bread let me spit my [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he doesn't want to let him shut the [ __ ] [Music] up hey yo I stick dick to your moms look at him [ __ ] putting the no notepad away like that's going to make a difference like the people are going to get back into it now I don't know what's crazier this situation or his forehead look there has to be some unbreakable code that you can't forfeit or something because like you don't have to do this this would be me if I forgot my lines oh wait guys I'm receiving a call oh no Grandma no damn I'm just in this rap battle I can't finish damn damn grandma no no that's crazy oh you didn't hear grandma died can't can't rap can't do the rap battle can't can't rap grandma died so and you know I would have went crazy too that's the worst part [ __ ] all right [ __ ] all this rap Integrity rule Buck [ __ ] grandma died not rapping hold it right there doodle I brought you into this world and and now I'm going to take you out cuz if y'all ain't never heard of Christian rapper okay okay let me let me teach you guys something okay a well-known fact whenever you hear the words Christian rapper come out of somebody's mouth some [ __ ] is going to come right after okay I don't make the rules that's just how it is I'm about to take it there cuz what I'm about to do the Bob Dole B me me and he RAC Square I know this guy bro what this is the mioo guy of course I know him everyone knows the mioo guy yo the funny thing is is that's like an ultra Niche SpongeBob bar like I watched SpongeBob back in the day and I didn't even know what this [Music] meant you know it's like a specific episode you have to watch to get it so the fact that he said this in a room full of grown men you know expect them to understand it is just crazy and honestly something only a Christian rapper would do he has to keep it PG you know so that's how you get these Nickelodeon ass insults zip it Square don't make me erase you hard hard though unironically hard we here in sunshine one out what here for another crazy battle on my left we got my boy touche give it up oh come on bro what this is not a real person let's get this [ __ ] cracking Man 3 minutes is too long to spend thinking about this [ __ ] [ __ ] the cultural Enigma is too far away from its Origins at this point I know this is going to be ass I know it right now I know it from the presentation from the other dude's glasses from the outfits in this Frame from the fact that half of these people look like they're addicted to Crystal Meth it's not going to be a good experience and on this side of my right we have the homie Snipes put give on give it up all right let's hope this [ __ ] isn't like last time all right straight up this dude just came from the trailer bro come on man definitely a meth addict fish di better with lemon your slot she flips she flips out of a nut and chases me down I'm like there's no need to get sour C you think in all honesty I couldn't say it any nicer the best way to would is to stay where your lights are then tape your eyes up so you'll have slight lock to survive like five side not slide offif inside your guts and even if you take your karma you're still a [ __ ] okay I understood that last part he wraps exactly how he looks it's my job to drain you in a CER you got a better chance of taming a tiger will raping a dark off a face inside a gay nightclub time [ __ ] why are these people pretending like they know what he just said there's no way any of you know what he just said oh he wrapped really fast and he said gay at the end that's that's hard let's r on Snipes let's go it I'm sorry little kids but I'm a killer clown today I could say bullets are going to spray I'm from Brooklyn that's all right but let me just say I like to get close and personal with a razor sharp object but let me just say this I'm not going to stab you in the heart what I'm going to do is grab a pen stab you in the neck pun your lungs then slam a blunt object into your stomach [ __ ] blunt object into your stomach and cause internal bleeding okay now before you die let me just say this Okay the reason I call myself Snipes is cuz I take my time to rhyme I'm not complicated but imagine you're on the verge of death and somebody tells you that this guy said some [ __ ] on Facebook here we go we should Implement a new rule like as soon as you say the word Facebook in a rap battle you get instantly disqualified oh of course there's a dude with a monster t-shirt in the background how how am I not surprised and let me just say this as well if you want to be the jerker why don't I give you a bottle of pills a Chelsey smile and instead of Heath leder dying why don't you replace his death there's [Music] nobody that's so stupid honestly it's it's it's good it's so stupid that it's good there's nobody would give to shits about a guy who looks like a [ __ ] meth head okay got him there got him there points on the board an astute observation oh all right he also spoke words of a great so I'll rewrite the Bible then bash you to death with it I'll show you my verse to slay bro everybody in here is like distraught from from this man's performance I have the ability to attract ravage Fools With Savage tools that couldn't give a crap about attacking tactical and I'll just head out having your CH cavity collapsing like the westate Bridge's first crappy buil why do you need to have like the fast like the fast rhyming segment is that like a necessity in every like ccasian RAP Community scking on Snipes you said in your first battle against H do Murray that his face looks like he got into a fight with the Bible okay what is this a [ __ ] novel bro is this a novel or is this a rap battle you can't say [ __ ] your face looks like you got into a fight with the blunt side of an [Music] axe I can't I can't I can't watch this I can't watch this I can't watch this it already happened it happened years ago okay there's nothing we can do at this point to control the outcome this is a safe space you're you're fine here we're not there we're not there and it happened 6 years ago already time all right wow third wow yeah wow wow indeed I'm going say this maybe next time I'll come rep prepared I got [ __ ] up last night forgot my lines couldn't memorized them don't know where the [ __ ] I put the piece of paper in my house I bet that's I bet you don't have to do it no one is forcing you to do it bro I guess if you need like the $46 you're getting out of this but like are the $46 really worth the embarrassment the public humiliation that ensued after you came unprepared you can't even be surprised at the fact that there was like a huge culture shift in the early 2010s with like the shift to mumble rap and trap music at this point it was necessary okay look at how uncool this is this is the most uncool setting I've ever seen in my entire life this idea of hip-hop was too wide spread you know there needed to be a new idea of hip-hop but let me just say this I'm not the one to judge people you better not be [ __ ] after [Music] this young and May and Gucci man what that mean I guess that I'm her Uber driver oh B for those who ain't get that okay okay okay okay okay okay now listen now listen now listen bro if you don't get it first of all you're 11 secondly me explaining it is only going to make it worse young Ma has a song out titled ooh and and Gucci man says bur a lot so it's oo bur driver but it's not even a driving scheme he's just he just said Uber driver out of context it's not even a bar also his shirt has [ __ ] written on it that is not an O he has [ __ ] on his shirt I don't know what's worse the bars or the graphic design we're in Canada well of course you are and Canada friends welcomes you what up it's the or y'all know me it's theog let's go let's get this battle going I swear all these audience rap battle battle rap guys look the same like the same Beer Gut the same Monster Energy t-shirt the same egregious Snapback yeah there's definitely a no black alloud sign on the door here all right SKB let's get it in yo who's mom's is it's SAR AKA Sally AKA slim s AKA go [ __ ] yourself to the guy who said I had too many names hold it down hold it down right call yeah SKB who the [ __ ] is that I've been trying to figure it out you must be some crazy [ __ ] that's it see I just twiddled my thumbs and that's the best I could come up with n bro this is all recited and that's very obvious you didn't come up with that you you wrote it all down and then you memorized it Stephanie Kelly Brown test test test oh I get it now that's your initials wow that's some original [ __ ] my mind is blown that's freaking awesome not [ __ ] dumb bro this is what I imagine an internal monologue of a crazy person sounds like feels like a deleted scene from The Joker she's having a meltdown in real time she hasn't rhymed a single word so far she just said tisk tisk tisk unironically why is she dressed like that did they come here from a wedding or something but you know what they say behind every hater is a piece of Truth and I have to agree cuz some random guy Facebooked me saying you're a horrible rapper but you're sort of cute that's true wait did she just admit she's a horrible rapper or is she just admitting to this she she's kind of cute part she's not bad though listen hear me out adjusting for pre BBL era inflation and that's all I'm saying that's all I'm going to say now as for you Missy I don't know you from a hole in the wall so your Facebook profile is all I had to go on so I start clicking on some pictures and this is what I came across you letting your kids SI Pepsi out of a can what is you thinking what is you thinking do you really want her to grow up to be just as Hefty as you Stephanie forget a stress test she'll have heavy breathing just leaving the nest now I didn't come here to be a damn call their kids fat see this may look like it's jokey but this is serious bro like she's she's talking about her kids now I understand this is your first battle rap so let's see if you up for the task cuz if you check my Facebook you could probably use my own statuses against me but I say you too lazy for that the ego you have to have to spit so confidently while getting no reaction is insane insane let's see if her confidence goes down after this so let's see what you have that was nice W talking about my [ __ ] kid [ __ ] that's the kind of [ __ ] that'll get your lips hereit quick country music videos and trying to rap and [ __ ] you should be home in the mirror practicing your twerking I got no pity for stupid [ __ ] who think they can rap you think these people find you funny [ __ ] you're getting laughed at oh damn she's killing her killing her demolishing her for him look at me J are the best best try Clos in your legs maybe then you'll gain some respect I'll leave her frightened scared alone and cold till she's tapping her heels crying there's no place what the [ __ ] there's no look at this what what are you doing man just stay in the background yeah bro exactly exactly and I never meant to take it this far I was actually just looking for someone in particular Eminem of course man who else what other rapper could it be least surprising thing I've heard the whole video yeah I'm an apostle all about that getet old gospel oh all of she just said all a boat all a boat okay Canadian that explains a lot these people are Canadian that explains a lot now I don't mean to boast but I've also been from coast to coast East and West and I come with the most intensity so I be the best to represent I put on so when it comes time for these guys to go to the polls and cast their votes they take one look at your face and you going home B oh again we're too far away from the cultural Origins we're too far away wo SKB [ __ ] ain't got [ __ ] on me see when she says it it's different like she has the Swagger she has the Swagger that's necessary for the task I hit harder than Dar Jeter I cracked this [ __ ] in the face with the ball while she's sitting in the bleachers you're she sounds so [ __ ] up I think every everybody should prep [ __ ] got Tupac and Biggie turning in the grave when they when they hear me rap they're smiling down with praise cuz they know let's not let's not let's not hey it's cool you did your thing killed her it's not taking that far Canadian on Canadian [Music] violence you're so [ __ ] ugly I'd rather stick my dick in my own four-year-old daughter's mouth ah [Music]

Channel: duplee

Views: 78,780

Keywords: rap battles, bad rap battle, epic rap battles of history, eli porter, worst rap battle ever, supahotfire, snipes, canibus vs dizaster, duplee, worst rap battles, cringe

Id: 6TXgWhpi0Po

Length: 35min 49sec (2149 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 28 2024