Drake Will Never Be Happy

Drake is the biggest artist of Our Generation he's broken countless records made dozens of hits won the hearts of millions of fans around the globe he's always had the talent Charisma and the support to achieve what most thought was unimaginable yet in recent years his output has been forgettable and and mid everyday passing we see more and more people questioning the quality of his music his character and integrity yet Drizzy Drake Still prevails how does one manage to conquer the globe with such a mediocre product what does that say about us and most importantly what does it say about him find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z all right was that dramatic enough for a good YouTube intro Jesus [ __ ] [Music] Christ you smell it it's unfulfilled potential and disappointment yeah that's right Drake dropped another just okay album and I for once am not surprised in the slightest I'm just surprised that everyone else is surprised I must be going insane or something because I feel like I keep hearing the exact same reactions every time he drops ah if only Drake Would Have Made It eight songs shorter this really could have been something hey all I'm saying is if he just did this one thing this could have been one of his greatest projects this is the best album ever come on guys okay it's not that bad is this really your goat all right let me chill let me chill let me chill let me chill look at this point I'm pretty sure Drake has already discovered a formula for the mainstream rap album pointless subliminals plus trendy production and features plus excruciatingly long track list you're going to get the old me on on this one spoiler alert you're not empty Hollow are the words that come to mind when I think of recent Drake releases what is even the difference between this and clb so you're going to look me in the eyes and tell me it's not the exact same album go ahead do it yo how hilarious is the fact that you could have literally swapped out the titles and covers of these two and no one would notice it's it's actually a Trilogy no it's not a [ __ ] Trilogy okay it's not even a dual it's all the same [ __ ] the same lyrics the Same gimmicky album titles the same beats barring honestly never mind but come on no one really even liked that in the first place just a blob of nothing this at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Drake has a giant [ __ ] pinata at home filled with songs recorded in 2018 that he just [ __ ] hits every time he has to drop an album whatever falls out is on the track list face ass and this isn't even a secret he's been putting out glorified playlists for like 7 years now and a lot of people think Drake is the problem but I actually think the real problem are his fans the first example we have here for you today is obviously a meat muncher extraordinaire as you can tell he is obviously cosplaying as Drake look at it pissing and [ __ ] himself over a party next door song amazing the second example I have here for you today is most definitely going to be inducted into the dick eating Hall of Fame Fight Back DJ academics as you can tell even the thought of Aubrey Graham is making his toes curl and his voice crack truly a sight to behold cuz Drake is all y'all [ __ ] daddy that's a fact a grown man verbally topping off another grown man really a testament to how far we've come as a society all together thank you DJ academics all I see are low standards and disingenuous compliments like Drake is your favorite artist that's like your favorite NBA player being Kyle kosman and what I often feel coming from Drake fans is that they're more in love with his stature and popularity than the music in itself come on do you really like Drake or do you like the fact that others like Drake oo that's a bar if we're being real for a lot of people hip hop is a lot more about image and likability than it is is about the art and that means as long as Drake is on top of the rap game people will find a way to ride his nuts no matter how mediocre his music is it's like his popularity alone breeds even more popularity hey people like rooting for the winner I guess people are bandwagons okay Golden State Warriors have the most fans in the world come on I hate every [ __ ] Warriors fan but because of that mentality Drake will never have a reason to put out a serious body of work again he can just focus on all the [ __ ] surrounding the music because that's what makes him the goat in most people's eyes anyway and even though he isn't the goat of rap okay he isn't come to terms he certainly is the goat of popularity and that deserves some credit in itself okay it's impressive what he's done he's like a little rap politician he knows exactly how to move to get in the right places in the right [ __ ] spaces have you ever noticed like every time someone catches a buzz Drake is like yo big fan love your stuff collab question just think about it he did it with the UK scene on more life then he did it with the Spanish collab with Bad Bunny in 2018 he did it with drill music in 2020 5 years forign and them and even the British [ __ ] guys and he's doing it again today my youngans make more than you and they all stream your youngans buddy brought out kaisen at one time and all of a sudden he has streamer young plural and y'all don't even understand how much of a chess move that line is cuz now he's going to have every popular streamer in his pocket doing free promotion secretly hoping they're going to be talking to Drizzy on FaceTime just like Kai does hey come on gengo come on gengo D just figured out the best way to retain your popularity is to latch on to whatever else is popular and whoever else is popular that's how you get these fake ass relationships like Aiden Ross and Lil Uzi and kaat with [ __ ] Drake oh my God they're such good friends look at them they're having so much fun get the [ __ ] out of here come on come on and if you think the fakeness stops at the relationships you're dead wrong even The Grudges he holds are more for show and image than anything else why else would he be throwing pointless subliminals at push a te literally 5 years after their goddamn beef ended it's done like even Drake said push a T1 so it's not really much I can say big better than Drake has a baby I he won you know he won off that like think about it what purpose do these this is serve exactly it's all for show a lot of fluff and no substance kind of like his albums that's why when someone like Joe Buton comes along and points this out Dre gets emotional Because deep down he knows it's true you're not supposed to be hanging out with 20-year-olds at 37 years old you're not supposed to be rioting Trends and winding about your failed relationships this is not natural behavior for his age this is just something that he has to uphold to retain his popularity and Drake knows this and he's sensitive so so how does he respond he throws out personal attacks while calling Joe Buton irrelevant you're not popping so your opinion doesn't matter like come on and everyone else is like oh hard is this of 2023 did you see that guys [ __ ] he ethered him on his nuts come on come on you know damn well if that was someone else responding that way y'all would be calling him salty and rightfully so but because of Drake's status the masses always tend to give him the benefit of the doubt Drake throws out bloated projects with no Direction he's just showing his versatility all his music is syy he's just very consistent push objectively wins the rap beef who cares he's irrelevant we can tell Drake and his fans are on the same wavelength even though all of this puts money in his pocket some something just keeps bothering something deep ins high hidden behind all the smoke and mirrors the truth and even though sometimes it moves slow and takes its time eventually it always comes to light and that's why Drake will never be happy because he's [ __ ] fake just catch me out here too I came to support Joe real just for the record of anybody watching I'm happy I'm honored I'm I'm I'm I'm honored to be around you man this the first yo come on come on come on come on come on okay so I can be honest on your uh on your network here and I'm I'm genuinely saying it's an honor to be around Joe but it's the first time we've met you know what I'm saying forly and uh he's a great guy man

Channel: duplee

Views: 42,199

Keywords: drake, drake reaction, fantano drake, aubrey graham

Id: LnCETpADDQQ

Length: 9min 9sec (549 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 20 2023