The Survivalists but I am terrible at surviving

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing the survivalist a game made by the team that made the escapist so i'm pretty excited to be playing this this should be a lot of fun it's basically a survival game on an island which is really catering to my one skill the only thing i seem to be able to do and that's survive so far literally my resume or cv whatever you want to call it it just says surviving that's under my skills and that's it name age address surviving let's go all right is this her character start god i'm good at this game ah here we are we're a little grug neck where am i wait who am i oh they actually are grog neck they have amnosia oh it's already set to the the palest possible okay must be some technology that integrates your webcam and it's like okay this guy is extremely pale let's put it down to the bottom i think this flat top might be handy because i can carry extra stuff up there that's far we're thinking and a little blush because he knows this is going to be on youtube that's perfect all right name can be dead because let's face it that's what he's going to be imagining his gravestone it just say dead and it's like well yeah i got to assume that from the gravestone okay i got a treasure map that's fun i love hunting treasure let's see what have we got here curse of the ruins okay that sounds safer there's a lost bow in the ruins and camp flat perfect captain red lengths oh it's like my nickname when i wear shorts in the summer i don't tan at all i just go straight to burnt okie dokie where the hell are we going oh it's a little monkey i think let me do the voices there's no voice acting in this game is that a good voice for a monkey i'm trying to get into voice acting so i'm just trying to trying to improve i don't know how to help him i don't think i have anything that i can help him with g e sorry i'm just trying to head the vocals here i'm really trying to make this an immersive experience for you i want you to feel like you're trapped on this island with me wait why are you pointing that gun at yourself okay a cave this seems like a good idea bones bones bones bones wait no no they want my bones i should have known when i saw they had a bone collection that they'd be hungry for more leave leave i've got their bones run away with their bones okay good i got bones can i craft flimsy bed no that's not what i want i want item hand axe yeah there we go oh please don't be killing the monkey i really thought i killed the monkey there because my heart was going down and when i broke it there was just a second of pause your monkey friends can do anything you can do oh well can you do i i just gotta say can you do this but i can't do like anything unique or special oh that's kind of sad assign them rolls your monkey management mode that's quite a unique feature all right what do you want to do monkey i'm going to give you freedom you can do whatever you want monkey mimic no it's monkey c monkey do would have been such a better name for it okay i'm going to teach you how to chop trees okay god my guy's [ __ ] strong just destroying that tree if i didn't know any better i think he's in the wrong game i think he's supposed to be in minecraft he's not helping me at all he's just kind of staring at me to be honest he's kind of pissing me off now i'm unlocking new items wow i don't need any of this i might need a rope pretty soon but other than that i think i'm good oh god okay i guess i'll just wander deeper into the forest i feel like i've gotten a pokemon who's too high level for me because the monkey's just not listening he won't do anything for me oh another message in a bottle it's just gonna say screw you and that monkey the totems on the island don't just talk they want stuff okay someone else is on this island and suffering from island madness too oh bones oh come on why can't i not pick up these bones there's loads of them all right i'm gonna stop voicing the monkey because i'm pretty sure about 40 people at least have left the video specifically because of that like that's so weird to think about but there's guaranteed gonna be people watching this video who left specifically because of the noises i was making oh would you look at this the dusk drift oh exactly what i was looking for great skeleton there's a diary lame right guys nerd yeah i should beat him up there's a village nearby it's home to warrior race living chaotic and unregulated lives sounds like me i'll try and go visit them then oh another message in a bottle who was trying to communicate with me another treasure map perfect journey to the graveyard oh don't worry i'm on my way first of all i think we should sleep though wait i'm missing a recipe hold on i need to actually build the bed i flip what i'm missing the recipe what do i make comfy padding okay how do i make that i need leaves this thing and rope oh god damn it monkey you see if you were gathering stuff for me this wouldn't have happened ah shut up you don't even sound like a monkey monkey sound like all right i'll stop for real this time what the hell is that monkey do something oh god damn it come on punch him punch the fecker oh my god [ __ ] [ __ ] he's actually gonna kill me i'm going to lose everything because of this stupid bad yeah oo yeah that's [ __ ] great how about defending me eat food regularly to keep starvation at bay i think i've got bigger problems than that right now like does he just follow me forever or can i get away from this oh for [ __ ] sake it's bore ragnarok over here okay good he ran into a rock i shouldn't chance my luck i should get out of here oh no oh no oh no it is poor ragnarok oh my god there's some goblin creature over fix sink there's a tasty human here they said i'm not tasty you weak i am aware of this okay i think they're fighting the boar perhaps good luck i've been fighting with that bore ragnarok meme for years and it's not going away oh good it's almost morning thank god and someone wrote to me in a bottle i'm sure this will answer all my questions you are going to die well captain obvious i didn't need your input all right monkey come on let's go we got to collect some petals or something i'm exhausted i'm [ __ ] ron weasley from the harry potter games the day just started and i'm like well anyway i'm off to bed i'm exhausted another monkey fantastic i think he's looking for something before he'll actually join me though but i mean they do nothing so i don't think it's useful i don't know if i'll bother he'll make a new monkey friend i i don't think i will a lot of bones around here i'm gonna be honest i'm not inspired with confidence and my chances for survival it's just a dawn of bodies everywhere there we go i punched the grass and i got stuff fantastic you know i need rope and then i'm i'm almost done i just need to get leaves well that might be handy as well to get water oh my god i'm so close to death fec in hell i'm actually gonna die give me leaves need food need food why don't any of these skeletons have food make an offering receive a prize oh [ __ ] what's my here i have bones affects sake he just needs this a water tray or whatever can i rob from this ancient tribe that won't go wrong will it a hot air balloon what like can he not just like take me to safety in his hot air balloon or is he gonna be a dick selling a spy glass keys treasure maps look i need food that's all i need like if i was starving on an island and someone came up to me and was like you're looking for a spyglass no i'm looking for pecking food oh fire fire might have food oh look vault are places of danger puzzles and treasure oh why can't they be places of bread burgers and noggies all right i'll keep that in mind but i just need food for now oh my god another tribe no no no we don't need that we don't need that i need big leaves how do i get big leaves was that like a tribe or something or was that my stomach i genuinely have no idea well there's rabbits rabbits come here i can eat you please it'll be so many fun we can do together wait what carrie i don't know if this is a good idea i'm on the verge of death perfect's sake everything is so blurry i need food or perhaps glasses are you friendly okay at least he's scared of me oh my guy's getting angry no wonder he's getting scared can i cook anything please choose recipe please please let me cook something make a meat kebab oh wait i actually need the recipe oh yes of course i can't just spawn it out i'm dying come here you come here please please come on a few more punches will do it can we oh no don't run that way that's the one way you can get away gonna hurt him back into the wall no no not that way not that way yes okay good give me your meats inventory's full no no no no no no i'm about to die i am about to die meat meat no don't stop rolling around the place take okay i got the meat i got to meet maybe i should start eating myself prehistoric problems require prehistoric solutions no i'm just just next to the fire oh my god all right now i gotta get all the way back there at night oh my god all the bats are trying to kill me this is [ __ ] terrifying they're all chasing me i can't even see which way i'm going okay come on let my stuff be there okay great grace my monkey has abandoned me oh there he is okay okay there we go i'm making a little kebab for myself at least we have that now i need leaves to make that [ __ ] bed god damn it this is stressful there we go i broke into the chest got flimsy arrows and what the hell is this it's a fruit smoothie that was inside the [ __ ] oh my god if i just opened the chest i would have gotten a fruit smoothie for [ __ ] sake now i'm finding just infinite food everywhere i don't know if i should be eating berries from a bush that i know nothing about but oh well it's done now there we go okay we got my leaves that i need from earlier the palm leaves but i can't hold them all oh i can see things i need assistance why aren't you saving me help it's like he's talking to me oh dab for me oh this is a cool game oh there's another cave there okay great let's build a little bed this doesn't seem safe at all there we go wait what is next to my camp it's some sort of plane crash oh i can store stuff in here too this is perfect even though my neighbors are a little loud i can hear them and what have we got here any people to eat or anything nothing really if you're gonna crash your plane at least bring some [ __ ] supplies where's the monkey from earlier i know he wasn't doing anything but i feel lonely oh there's another chest treasure map completed it's like wow you're doing really good you're so smart figuring out these treasure maps and i'm just derping around randomly finding them by accident you know i think that monkey may have given up on me i think you realize that i'm not going to be one of these survivalists [ __ ] sake are you serious [ __ ] off i'm just trying to sleep oh my god okay at least they're easy to kill oh and i got meat scraps okay maybe this is actually good yeah this is good this is just uber eats i think i just ate something by accident god damn it hey you stay away from my village i want this one what what the hell is going on i'm a highly trained warrior who's also very tired hold on give me a second i bet you taste good flattery will get you nowhere it's missing recipe item but i have no idea what that item is it just looks like some cloth makeshift bed sheet is that it it's a different color but it's close enough right my guy's gonna be super picky like no i want nice exterior design i want all the colors to be right not sleeping in that all right there we go thank god i finally get some sleep it seems a bit dangerous to be honest to sleep when all this is going on but we're going to go down and attack that rival village screw you guys for attacking me so much i don't think anyone's actually home oh that's kind of disappointing i was ready for a fight oh the totem pole is board stiff pouring little fella all right let's get down there can i source some things on the skeletons first though i can my storage is a bit strange i have a broken own car and a skeleton to hold my stuff all right let's enter this vault oh great anything with the word torturous in it is gonna be totally fine it's gonna be really safe wait what the hell oh my god i found meat oh jesus oh god you weak i know then give me a chance ah stop it stop it this is very overwhelming i'm gonna die again my guys like one second if you wouldn't mind wait they're running away oh okay wait no they just forgot about me for a second yes okay that's more than dead jesus christ eat all those berries fast you know i don't know if i'd eat berries that i just found on some random undead tribesmen who was hiding in a cave multi attacks work really well surprisingly oh my god my guy needs a rest he's dead multi attacks don't work well at all tag me in chief i'm going in immediately run into the vault again okay good they don't respawn here maybe i can just pick up my stuff again and go to work oh there's a monkey there there we go okay another one dead another one bites the dust we got a chest and a monkey and another chest is this the final area was that it that was easy says the guy who just died open up please be really nice and good and stuff okay i got fruit smoothies and some timber and stuff oh this is good i got a wooden club to replace my wooden club there you go buddy come on out there we go oh you can paint your monkeys i've lost the sweater i don't know where he is paint him like green so we can find him pretty easy like something out of the wizard of oz why is all this like buried treasure just like crispy wings and fruit smoothies i don't think they taste very good you know after all this time down here oh great bench that is one great bench to be fair you can make legendary items but i don't i don't have anything cool to make all right i guess i'll just take my fruit smoothie to go and go back home oh small chest that's what i need maybe i should look for a personal trainer for that i need some rope and for that i need leaves oh my god this is getting complicated yes that's what i needed to [ __ ] store all my food i went from starving to death to having so much food i can't carry it okay that is a nice little setup we're learning how to make new things you see i i didn't really realize at the start but what you got to do to unlock new blueprints is just build them so i didn't need a campfire so i didn't make one but in order to like move further down the chain i had to make the campfire and it would unlock the next thing i make that it unlocks the next thing so on and so forth but yeah i'm getting the hang of the game now and i think that's a good place to end it right when i know what i'm doing kind of i think it makes sense because realistically we all know i don't know what i'm doing it's just that this gives the illusion that i've figured everything out now this game was really fun i've been looking forward to this for a while it's been on my wish list for ages uh so i'm excited i got to play it but uh yeah i i hope you guys enjoyed if you want to see more let me know because i would be down to play more of this this game seems really cool but yeah i hope you enjoyed i appreciate you watching as always uh i hope to see you next time if you want to see more of me i post every single day and i stream over on twitch like five times a week you can find that link in the description but uh other than that i'll stop rambling so that you can get back to your day as i said hope you enjoyed hope to see you next time and yeah that's about it bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: 2ms1k7ubS9Q

Length: 14min 40sec (880 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 18 2020