Hey SpongeBob, you ever wonder what happened to Miss Krabs? I mean there's a Mr. Krabs Oh, yeah, Well, whatever happened to Miss Krabs Well, Mr. Krabs. He doesn't really like to talk about it. Let's just say she's not with us anymore. SpongeBob, there's a ghost in your house! Miss Krabs is dead bring back as a ghost to haunt us! Oh, yeah, my house is kind of haunted Patrick. Wait, that's no ghost. Look behind it. It's even scarier! It's a floating shopping list! My biggest fears have been realized! Milk, eggs, chesse SpongeBob popsicles? You know what? I probably got to buy these. I mean, it's gonna keep haunting us if we don't. Wow, the SpongeBob popsicle! I look like I'm about to cry! Fruit punch and cotton candy flavored? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm kinda mad! My SpongeBob Popsicle is melting! Why don't you eat it then, fatty! I know it's got sand on it! Eat it anyway! You like sand! And it makes it even better! Makes it taste better. No, you know what? How about you eat it? Patrick? What are you doing? Don't litter! Stop wasting the SpongeBob popsicles! No, you know what SpongeBob, come here. How about you Eat It! OOOOOOOOFFFFFFF! The tide OH! SpongeBob, you look kind of creepy, are you okay? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SpongeBob, what happened to you? You're not the same! You're going down a path I can't follow! I came here as fast as I could. I heard SpongeBob got a tumor. Oh, I see. It's too late. Look at him! He's ruined! The tumors taken over! I can't believe it! He's gonna die to a tumor! It's already consumed his legs! I'm sorry to hear this Patrick. I guess uh... I'll be taking double pay at the Krusty Krab now. I'm gonna be making extra. Sorry, SpongeBob, you just taste so good. Oh, wait what have I done? I'm a cannibal. I gotta turn myself in! SpongeBob. But, why you got a hole in your head, SpongeBob? You good? You okay man? Oh no. They got him. They took his brains out! The aliens got his brain! There will now be an invasion of the green SpongeBobs! Oh, wait, what's this? Oh, this is just a SpongeBob popsicle. What was I thinking? Mmm, we should sell these at the Krusty Krab. Tastes pretty good too! Huh. Ah, the art of sand! Colored sand! You know the pollution is bad when we got sand turning green, turning red, turning purple. I've always hated sand. It's coarse, rough and, irritating and it gets everywhere. You know, I kinda wanna drink it! Hey Squidward, I had this idea that we could sell these SpongeBob popsicles at the Krusty Krab! Why are you in my house? Squidward, what is that? You've been watching too much Breaking Bad! I can't believe you would do this! Well it's sand! Uh oh, the police! Quick, out the window! What was this about? Why did you come to my house anyway? Well it's about those SpongeBob popsicles! We can sell them at the Krusty Krab, we can be rich man! I can smell the money! Oh, yeah, I'm sorry SpongeBob. I'm at a jail. I fixed your head. You're still kind of acting weird, but that's fine. Well, we'll figure it out, okay? I'll tell you, jail was terrible! Uh, speed limit 25? I'm about to go back to jail, baby! I have to say SpongeBob, it's perfect that we picked such a hot day to do this. It's so high, it's like a hundred degrees, isn't it SpongeBob? I can feel my brain melting! The sun is baking us! You know, I think I'll just lay you on the hot pavement while I go inside and get some water real quick. BRB. Ew. So delicious! (x2) Oh, the wasted years! (Crying) SpongeBob, what is all this? Were you crying or is it that time of the month again? Come on! Uh, let's-SpongeBob. Are you sun-bleached? Oh, maybe I shouldn't have left him out so long. Come on! Come on, get it together, SpongeBob. Come on. You're not dying to a tumor! I know you look all-all weird and all, your medical bills are gonna be through the roof this time! Let's just go inside. We'll get you hooked up to the IV and the life support. Yeah, you're doing good. That's right You'll be fine, SpongeBob! Get in, get in! I'll save you! Oh no, I'm losing him! I'm not going back to jail! Come on, just one piece at a time! Oh no! Uh-oh! I hope no one comes in and sees this. Oh, oh, wait, what's this? Oh, wait. What's this? Oh, no! Gawrsh, what you doing Patrick? Oh! AAAAAA! AAAAAA! AAAAAA! AAAAAA! Well gawrsh, Patrick! What did you do? What'd you do to SpongeBob? Oh, don't worry about it. SpongeBob's fine. He does this sometimes. It's called like Photosynthesis or something, you know? Gawrsh, Patrick. Aah, you better hide this body. I think you're going to jail if someone else comes here. You're lucky we're cool, homie. That's disgusting! What's the matter with you guys? Ho, ho ho. Wow Patrick, you commited a murder? Ah, I'm gonna have to put you on the naughty list for life. Sorry Patrick. Uh, who did this? PETER PARKER SCREAMS I'm too young to go to jail! WEB THROW! AAAAH! AAAAAH! MY EYES! OH! Spider-man, your webs are too deadly! Dang. Idiot. You're going in prison forever. For life. For something stupid. Idiot. You're going to be executed. I hope you get executed. Both of you. Dang! Patrick on the news? I can't believe he's getting life in prison! You think you know a guy. Oh what happened here? I see someone melted a... SpongeBob popsicle. I found that wrapper on the floor. I wonder why they didn't just eat it. Mr. Krabs, we're out of SpongeBob popsicles! The customers can't get what they want and they aren't happy! But wait, there's more! The SpongeBob Kid Cuisine! How could you forget the classic, Squidward? Haven't you ever wanted to see SpongeBob deep fried? And I'm not talking about a deep fried meme. Bikini Bottom eye spy? Can you find all the items listed below in the picture above? Hmm one SpongeBob? I wonder where he is? I don't see him anywhere! (HE'S RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!) Sure does beat McNuggets, doesn't it? Well, it is a lot better than those disgusting breakfast nuggets that I picked up at Dollar Tree. I'm sure those will give you a tumor! Those were terrible! They don't even look like SpongeBob! That's just a straight-up square! How am I even supposed to make a SpongeBob popsicle? Garfield: Hey, uh, I want to order one Spongebob popsicle. Oh, yeah... Coming right up. Oh, just-just give me a minute. Uh, I gotta figure this out. Hey SpongeBob, look in that box! Eww! Aw, too easy! Congratulations, sir, your SpongeBob popsicle is complete! Here you go! (Aw, sweet!) Enjoy! Don't ask too many questions please. Well, I kinda wanted a SpongeBob popsicle, but all you gave me was this Martian Poop! All right, sir. You wanted a SpongeBob popsicle? Well, actually I kind of wanted a Squidward popsicle. All right, one Squidward popsicle coming right up! SpongeBob popsicles are creepy anyway! Sometimes you open them and-uh... What is this? What happened? Why does he look like this? How is this acceptable? Every time you get them from an ice cream truck and you open it, SpongeBob's always looking creepy! I ordered a SpongeBob popsicle and this is just deformed! This seems to happen, all the time! I remember always wanting the Dora the Explorer or the SpongeBob popsicle from the ice cream truck. I was always disappointed! It always came out looking like a demon! BRUH SOUND EFFECT #2 That ain't SpongeBob! Aw, I dropped my Squidward popsicle! Has anyone seen SpongeBob around here? Have you seen him? (he's right there next to squidward) We're out of SpongeBob popsicles! I'll get the off-brand. Wait, what's the off-brand? Right here, the off-brand! Well, hey at least it isn't looking creepy like the other SpongeBob popsicle. Even when you open those things and they aren't deformed, they still look pretty creepy. It's so hard to push up! It's-it's so good! I know my doctor said I shouldn't but-but maybe I should. This is so delicious! Two Spongebob popsicles? Hey SpongeBob! Hey SpongeBob! Hey other SpongeBob! Hey other SpongeBob! Hey Patrick! SpongeBob, there's two of you. Alright start kissing! Hmm, now which one is better? Popsicle or pushpop? Huh, why not both?
