THE CURSED SPONGEBOB POPSICLE

[Music] [Applause] [Music] it's not enough i need more good morning patrick up whoa what are you doing i bought these mega stuffed oreos family sized and it only came with one oreo and it's not even family sized this is just a midday snack for me it does come with a lot you just took them all apart made one giant oreo no i didn't you want me to prove it to you or what oh the friction you see spongebob [Music] they only gave me one just one oreo i got scammed wow actually you're right they did only give you one oreo and it's flat like a pancake you should sue the oreo company oh don't worry i'm planning to do by chance want an oreo filling pizza why are you guys eating that slop when you could be eating a spongebob popsicle [Music] don't worry they updated the ingredients and now there's a last chance of them being deformed deformed is the yellow part pineapple even more pineapple than this pineapple gamma got at the convenience store hey that's offensive i live in a pineapple yeah where your mom lives in a coconut that guy got hit in the head with a coconut actually believe it or not she lives in a normal house not all my family's weird squidward i don't know why we have to wait for the spongebob popsicles to come back i got one right here oh hey squidward you like my spongebob popsicle hey now that's the creepiest spongebob popsicle that i've ever seen spongebob popsicles are that's just a fad that will die off soon i'm gonna stick to the basics what was that oh why is that krabby patty white oh well the customers won't even notice is that an oreo filling patty yes delicious try it it's so good spongebob how did you [Music] good thing i made these new flyers what's wrong patrick you barely touch your oreo patty yeah spongebob i'm just not feeling it but i got a new idea [Music] cookie dough pizza oh i'm gonna get brain damage how long is that gonna take to bake patrick i mean you're gonna make the biggest cookie in the world i don't know spongebob but it's gonna be delicious oh my spongebob popsicle looks stupid like a hillbilly [Music] uh patrick look at mine problem solved uh i left a blood trail where do you keep getting all these watermelon i'm not giving up the secret you squash my spongebob popsicle give me yours no i had to do what i had to do yours was possessed all right that's it i'm taking it for myself way to go spongebob now you ruined my popsicle this is your fault what do you have to say for yourself do watermelon float huh that's a good question all right little watermelon make me proud look at it spongebob [Music] it's it's floating if watermelon float then how do we have them under the sea wow shots fired to battle for bikini bottom i'm going to land on it wow would you look at that i'm more surprised patrick floats than the watermelon does wow patrick look another watermelon i've never seen a watermelon with the seeds on top darn it i only like seedless what are you guys doing with my spare brain that's your spare brain your head do be looking like a watermelon donut hey at least i have two brains you don't even have one that's what you get for having pineapple bubble gum and patrick if you were a fruit this is the fruit you'd be star fruit so irrelevant who even eats star fruit sponge bomb patrick's not shaped like that how dare you he's shaped like a circle a really fat one hey you can't roast me like that get him that guy got hit in the head with a coconut again how do you break these stupid things anyway that was easy look at the color it's rotting inside well i think i know how to fix this all it needs is a little sprinkles spongebob you fool if you don't want coconuts falling on you you should have been like me and wore a coconut helmet my noggin is protected ha doesn't protect against watermelon helmets now does it i'm jealous squidward has a permanent watermelon helmet let's test it out right right now i don't actually have a watermelon helmet 1 squared word of squidward squidward squidward squidward i'm squidward i'm squidward wait but if you're a squidward that means you gotta act like him oh yeah what squared word i'm squidward squidward squidward squidward okay i'm gonna leave my spongebob popsicle here nobody better touch it [Music] i'm back where'd my spongebob popsicle go what is that oh no but someone took my spongebob popsicle oh well whoever has your spongebob popsicle must have had an infection huh it's just a mushy wait maybe this is your spongebob popsicle how on earth do you guys eat these things i just let it melt a little bit look at it one in the wilson don't worry squidward i know cpr i know how i can fix freckles that's how you do cpu in sweden actually that did fix it huh why don't they just sell them with sprinkles oh that that's why that's why i gotta get the other side too i gotta fix this thing make it edible again ow spongebob i didn't know you had hair what i never did or do i why does that one have hair it's looking like frankenstein i'm tired of opening spongebob popsicles and for them to be all creepy hopefully this one's going to be normal okay that's it i can't take this anymore i'm getting creeped out i'm going home safe travels guys it was nice seeing you finally i can go home now uh give me my brain back i can't believe nickelodeon would have proved such a cursed popsicle about me ruining my brand oh well it's off my mind now ah let's relax let's wind down what the why is it so dark all of a sudden what's going on very funny squidward putting kool-aid in my bathtub [Music] squidward and his crazy pranks so tired of it good night gary gary stop licking me i already fed you gary go to bed okay that's it and that's why i gotta stay your place for the night squidward a phobia of ice cream that's the saddest thing i've ever heard nah i don't have a phobia of ice cream just to spongebob popsicles see i brought my own ice cream i thought i could bribe you with it netflix and chilled spongebob i don't even have netflix but fine i guess you could stay i have a dog house outside you could stay in no heck no i'm not saying i'm getting out of here i'm not staying at a house that doesn't have netflix who has a hulu account and doesn't have netflix thanks for letting me stay at your place patrick means a lot it's the least i could do after all those coconuts that fell in your head spongebob oh boy i hear the ice cream truck patrick no no no it's fine i just got a spongebob [Applause] [Music] popsicle uh spongebob popsicle [Music] you

Channel: AquaticNeptune

Views: 8,391,667

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Id: EtaJljPieIg

Length: 11min 6sec (666 seconds)

Published: Wed May 26 2021