The Sorting Hat

now when I hold our name from this list you should come up and help on the so mechanic pulling ahead and you'll be sorted into your respective majors [Music] rights vanish you want to impress girls but you are smart enough for medical school I know exercise [Applause] interesting not a very good SAT score but very good at taking pictures passionate but incoherent opinions just got back from the Jerusalem Center on your parents dying it'll be the best time of your life guaranteed [Applause] Oh energetic good at handling large orders we have a great future Applebee's waiter I know right where to put you da track I'm not sure what your life is going but still very condescending to your friends [Music] [Applause] let's see which major to sort you image do you love getting your friends to do stuff for you and never pay them oh I'm so good to see you buddy one of this year for the reply advertising oh no you have way too many credits this time what if journalism don't let anyone in it no just advertise no stop at your barrel family militants okay drop out yes [Music]

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 9,414

Rating: 4.9661016 out of 5

Keywords: harry potter, sorting hat, byu, sketch comedy, college athletes, byu football, college majors

Id: q4nDDHFvbTk

Length: 3min 12sec (192 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 12 2018