Granger Teacher Conference

mr. and mrs. Granger and you appreciate your willingness to walk a brick wall and bought a magical train to attend our parent-teacher conference take a seat I'm afraid I have some bad news okay you're fired yes it's like a coma but much better and much worse it's better and worse how did this happening well we aren't entirely sure but I believe that there is a creature loose in the castle that is so dangerous just looking at it could kill you a creature you know what I bet it's a subject for one of your classes right how dare you put our children in danger with some stranger this is most likely a 100 foot long snake hiding in the privacy - school-wide you have it's not as bad as it sounds the sink is really just a small piece and a larger plan my one of the world's most even what we are taking her all no you can't take her home if you taken we can never cure I am tired of your promises sure she should just become a dentist even I've shot a nerve all right the first time you brought us here you tell us that our daughter had almost been attacked by this 12-foot troll that obliterated money lavatory so could to the castle oh yeah well and then you tell us that she was almost eaten to death by an enormous three-headed dog and that she was clubbed by an animated chess piece you remember that and then she would be the drunk poison or been burned to death this you weren't so clever at solving riddles but she recovered a stone that gives the user eternal life it's nice to be afraid look look what good it did her and then you tell me that one of your faculty what is your faculty one of the world's worst dark magical beings living on his head how could we have possibly known that don't hire me we're already hiring a replacement professor oh that's that's fantastic who said who is this gonna be a werewolf or something it's not like we took your daughter against her will knocked her unconscious tied her up and put her under water for an hour and up seven with time no for sport we were taking her along no no listen your daughter's befriended a boy oh boy I knew it was a boy you know what always boys what is this castle some kind of luck master she's in love with Harry she's in love with Ron the redhead she's 12 okay you know it's these hormones hormones are magic far darker than anything you've got here listen we can't control your children entirely if they choose to wander from the castle and go into the forbidden I don't know why you build this school extra batter or playground say even if we would have put dark creatures called dimensions around the castle to suck your children Souls out of they wander too far off it wouldn't help anything you can't take her you must first pull of our ugly black babies dismember their causes and still pieces of their bodies not to make a cure for her what though what sir good day as the highest marks in the school

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Keywords: Harry Potter, comedy, Dumbledore, Sketch Comedy, Hermione, Parent Teacher Conference, BYU, LDS, Mormon

Id: ODlF3hEUQXM

Length: 5min 18sec (318 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 08 2016