The Sidemen Took 100 Shots Each and Scored ___ Goals

today we're giving some upand cominging YouTubers a chance to prove their football ability on the big stage they will each be taking 100 shots and then Simon I mean whoever scores the most goals will win £1,000 to spend how does that sound money is money sounds great so Simon's winning unlikely unfortunately Mr Mina decided against turning up for this video conveying the message through weekly on line replies before eventual radio silence it's sad to see when elderly people lose touch with the younger generation in all fairness Simon is extremely busy and hasn't had any time for football recently let's meet the six members of the side men we're no strangers to you know the rules and so do I have full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just want to tell you how I'm feeling got to make you understand Never Going To Give You Up never going to let you down never going to run around and desert you never going to make you cry never going to say goodbye going to tell goodbye and hurt you we've known each other for so long your heart's been aing but you're too shy to say it inside we both know what's been going on we know the game and we I'm going to going to give you up never going to let you down 100 shots today will be split into seven different formats as there are seven side men well not here today but there'll be seven challenges still [Music] nonetheless first up we have penalties you guys each have 10 now don't underestimate these you can win with just one penalty just ask Tommy Fury dihe I'm going to do what speed couldn't oh wow oh come on man who are you speed huh who is speed I score goals he's definitely not watching how do I score one of these imagine she wizzy You Wiz is a tough goalkeeper [Music] man come on hey that was a good thing if I scor all 10 penalties yeah can you buy me some new boots oh yeah look look at what the [ __ ] are they Bo wait wait nine oh oh my God yeah I had The Bravery to to miss you might be losing to Vic at this point what if Josh goes this entire video without scoring scored one penalty now thinks he's a big man I hate penalties oh no toy you should be used to scoring in the Box [ __ ] off me oh YouTube's best footballer according to Aaron ramale I wonder who Rey's best footballer is sorry Aaron love you are you finding it difficult to score penalties oh my God that man has lost the value of money oh there that's what I'm talking about I will show you an unsavable penalty I mean it probably was sa probably was savable yeah but hey Vic knuckle ball it I don't know what that means give us some SW Vic what does that even mean do do do what you think it is oh we only bloody hat Josh has been begging me for many months for his first appearance on the chrismd channel he's been messaging me don't don't switch his narrative oh good save no that was a good clip enjoyed that get Harry's mom ready don't TT me photo do something cool and funny Harry oh wow oh Harry oh that was [ __ ] great have you taken a penalty in a match before no no way you have thank you JJ try and intimidate him do some star jumps or something oh this is fantastic he's so hard to bre the I could read you well that's the penalties Chris how do you feel oh is that the penalties oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah sorry well done guys not for the first time on this channel shortman is giving a football Master Class further down the standings on three goals Josh won't be at all happy and Vic will be absolutely ecstatic got the same manage you and you was giving it yipp yipp ever how's this happen I don't believe it I is a sabotage I'm going to appeal right You' now got 10 half bullies so in this you basically want to allow time for a bounce up and down before you hit now that technique didn't work against Tommy Fury JJ but we'll try it in this one it might work it's quite embarrassing not being able to kick the ball here we go VI there there come on Vic if you want to understand the fight of the ball let me just show you how this is done [Music] yes come on pick that one out Jonathan this is what he does that goalkeeper got sent faster than the payments you can make using revolute revolute is a financial super app that has already been downloaded by more than 35 million people worldwide I can honestly say that this thing gets used by more people than KSI and if you download revolute using my link in the description below you can get £20 after your first transaction I've been using revolute for years because it really is the best way of keeping on top of your spending with revolute you save money while you spend and with that shops feature you can get up to 30% off some of the world's biggest brands and revolute isn't just for everyday use even when Ethan's traveling abroad to get his Bulls back I still recommend taking along his revolute card for the journey whether you're on holiday or traveling you can seamlessly exchange money in your app or revolute will automatically 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told you I'm going to run onto this one you have to time it right okay make sure you don't get out of breath by the time you make it here [ __ ] you [ __ ] pop end see trying something a little different oh yeah oh my I think they're better without him oh what a nice such a loser yes [ __ ] off go away this is why you should be in Gold Chris I'm saving that I don't know what you're talking about that's so much better than my throw that is so much better o yeah go on what was wrong with that one come on get unlucky if the goal was just a bit bigger unlucky sir do you want new boots or Happ with Min he needs a goal not no boot but go scored none of these last attempt all you can do is try my friend and that's what you did okay there's a good chance we've seen every goal from Vic in the video now and forgive me if I sound like an unsatisfied female East Londoner but someone needs to stop Toby coming first all right we got 10 volle this time so you're going to be taking uh 10 shots from inside the D here uh you do not want to allow a bounce before you hit a technique that might work the next time he faced the stmy fury cuz he was like bouncing like this I'm I'm going to kill him I'll show you boys how to start this one don't you are actually oh that was sick that was [ __ ] cool right you'll show him how it's done yeah of course yeah yeah yeah oh yeah got a oh my [ __ ] god what's going on all right here we go here we go let's go here we go it's just it's just depressing Bush it's gone backwards I'm convinced if I explain it to you in physics terms you will get it explain in physics terms do you think you're better off going home your better off at home why am I here why am I here I've got the technique that's a little bit of the arms come on then oh my God him oh see that's just not nice [ __ ] off if you had the most accuracy towards the goal I'm so bad at football we genuinely have gone over the hill of our [ __ ] [ __ ] now what's that was bad throw bad throw it's the wind wind the wind is not the wind's crazy what do you want from me Chris can't say it on camera man head this is raw rampant sex trying to get a hand job [ __ ] off stop not keen on the hand jum yes give this one a bit of swats for you oh that's watch out John here she comes [ __ ] son it's cuz all he did in gy is [ __ ] volley of football that's all he done for years I had no friends some Sublime goals from the guys in that section absolutely murdered the keeper K them the homicide men we're now taking 25 shots from the edge of the box it's funny cuz KSI edged the Box against Tom Fu you [ __ ] it just like Tommy Fury edged out his boxing fight against KSI yes yeah wow boom boom boom that's an odd angle to take it from oh oh no how you feeling uh right now pretty depressed I was quite happy before I got here sorry oh my God why you taking them out on it being a curler we are [ __ ] we are [ __ ] yeah but think you're competing you're competing it like we'll cut to now Vick's attempt go go go just get on target just un Target Vic you can't catch my score my score is too high my hip is going to be finished tomorrow Kobe's finished today yeah [ __ ] [Laughter] K this is bad I bet Harry's group is much more fun and do better oh sorry the wind right my face sorry I'm freezing are we bu a SE where are we one two Chris I actually created new ones yeah ma'am oh sorry Harry when he says like oh this should be easy yeah no you know what this this this should be easy this should be absolutely fine this should be easy for me realistic no Harry no he nearly there you go I just saw Chris come face no no no no no no it bounced off the fence into him in the head not off the head run SP are you okay if I end up right because unnecessary what you fing off I was never on K are you're pissing me off now Harry really how hard is it har yeah it actually is not that hard are you upset that you can't kick a oh should e we are well and trly over the hill you're watching a bunch of old men it's it oh my God oh my God he L scored three in the second Now set me up right guys this is your one chance for a goal in 75 1 in 75 for the Legacy oh our Clips are poo we got at least one clip from this section guys John gang hit in the face and myth well that's that guys Oh I thought another gu no that was I was last that one it may have only included three goals from 150 attempts but that section was somehow the most entertaining yet can we just see Harry falling over again thank you right the fifth position for shooting today you got threee kicks you have 25 free kicks we have a a three-man free kick wall so just try to avoid hitting the men JJ you'll be fine cuz in his boxing fight you kept missing second being here I'm sick of it should I just show you how this is done quickly a no so that's how you do it guys best of luck this is my first free kick guys oh yes now the ti of turn now the ti of turn we're going to embarrass this psych we're going to end his career row to 10 did he say row to 10 ski it goes oh was the Sun not in your eyes there Harry [Laughter] yeah oh that wasn't burn toast it was just what Toy's cooking someone cooked here I'm going home see you later [Music] [Laughter] enough Vic just got tackled by cone guys smart Vic the G was me the gravitational interaction what just let him talk sometimes I believe in you he's given up he's given up think we might have lost him oh Chris this free kick could I get some new boot [Music] please come on he's getting made a mockery of w w oh the real Binger back oh wow the curl on that was outrageous look normal look like you fit in do a little run what the [ __ ] you doing [ __ ] out don't do it to him oh [Music] [ __ ] oh my God it's in oh no one if I do like a straight run up you reckon I can just get to go what does that mean just there we go this is what he does what's the technique that he's doing struggling to score free kicks oh [ __ ] hell yeah no scoring is no longer problem you can literally shoot from anywhere surely he can't score from here yes he did actually score right last free kick here guys oh that's how you end a free kick section wow just when JJ was thinking his legacy was tarnished he's gone and scored not one but two free kicks in a cross MD football challenge special mention to Ethan Bazinga who has told that poor goalkeeper a new one now we have 10 long shots guys so you're taking shots from 25 yards you guys are about to see a bigger long shot than when KSI appealed Tommy Fury's win against team are going to ask you to cut this out by the way I'm not going to waste your time I'm not going to waste the viewers time I'll set this one out leave it to the professional you can score one no no got it I'll watch Good Luck okay vix decided he was unable to take these shots so it'll just be us three and I've also decided I'm unable to but I'm not allow you have to do the chis most surprising of the bunch is St the most surprising up the punch is that's how you that's what you sound like God that is isn't it if I score from here my dick's coming out yeah you have to it's in the rules no oh my [ __ ] well don't [ __ ] bother start me off if you're not going to finish it he can't canny he can't okay lot of rolling up you go get on that I want to get on [Music] it oh turn my Chris MD on not like that for the first time today I once your life Josh say't good fr's words just echoing oh why is blood catching that Beast welcome to Beast get your tit Taylor is Beast with the forehead you remind me of will'll never give up I'll never give it I on NE it has been done oh no it was some mean Binger quot oh I'm fat I want to kill [Laughter] myself that's us for God oh my God today on reaction cam is just myself as Chris is setting up Josh for this as you can see this is why this is the first and only time he will be invited on this channel I think it's a good impression right yeah I think that's bang on right that counts of all of your shots man all of yours that was another half hour with nothing to show at the end of it can one goal what do that mean just give me a goal and I score to say hey C guy Jos has scored no guys show this in the video I don't want the Integrity of the Chris MD video be questioned look I'm saying no Josh hey guys make sure you subscribe to Chris MD's Channel he gives out fre goals if do this no it's not true oh good pass Josh yours bounced before the goal uh yeah not a lot changing between the two rounds on that one uh possibly made that challenge a little bit hard nevertheless that does cement this as a straight shootout between Harry and Toby for the win the final section of the video is MLS penalties you will have 10 attempts at this you start with the ball stationary touch the ball and then run towards the man with gloves on try not to hug him this time yes rck is going to show us how to do it first I never scored a goal ever in a Char match he's scored two got two he two he scored two more goals than you charity match that isal got this yes [Music] no oh no oh f just started from back here and then ran he is making a mock with the oh yes stop chipping him [ __ ] hell like what what's oh I like that I like [Music] that oh he's [ __ ] missed again man why am I here pushing out the angles really odly oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh my it's the same goal again oh he's pushed it far [Music] now that's what I do that's what I do that is the stiffest airfl celebration my bird [Music] oh he's actually quite good looking a bit gray isn't it what his his head run little H run but what makes them even more amazing is that these four star [Music] skills I can't believe that's act that's a pen that's a aen yeah we have those we'll have those the road to 10 is on now we can run on go now BL and go now we must goore yes one more I like that one more I like this could be it I am G legitim oh my god oh no 10 goals come on bro did it come on get onhe make you understand going to you let you [Applause] [Music] yeah last one Vic Vic come on please you got this please make the last one worth you go on faster faster intense he's the one that knows Victoria's Secret that was one didn't happen in the end we had to let go he was rubbish well done guys well done he was rubbish that's your 100 shots each at the end of The 100 shots Vic got three viar one two three let's cut to him yeah nice let's cut to him now and see what he thinks about that Josh you ended on seven oh wow Valiant KSI on 11 well done yeah well done well done well done and then on 14 we have Ethan Bazinga who knows who's won it at this point we'll find out and if you don't like who wins it you can always appeal the decision of course I just came for a roast didn't it with Simon's dnf it was between Toby and Harry to win the video and I can reveal that the travella King has come out on top and well he's the travella king he's my short King and he has won the video I'll take the king title but the short was unnecessary it's a kind of Friendly Fire but no it's a I have sent Toby £1,000 on revolute and he now has that budget to spend in the next 5 minutes you may start now wow 5 minutes is a long time don't make me laugh I have things to buy I typed in man united what can I buy that man united a new manager I'm joking I'm joking I'm joking I'm joking should I buy stuff for someone else God such a Toby thing to do oh look at me I'm a good person okay fine no we're spending the money on me cool oh let me buy a Premier League football that's not bad sh yeah they're like 120 you're not doing very well here shut up bro none of them are mat oh 185 women's cup I don't want that I want a premier league ball like recording with Joey Barton don't give me the women's ball I want the real ball Premier League flight yellow the yellow ones are nice can I have a little bit over the budget yeah sure don't worry I'm a little bit worried it goes £19 over the budget that's my appearance people your video that's quite reasonable I'll take that all my details are going there now I want to stop recording my screen Dar write his details down write them down we'll get that 19 back what are you going to do with eight Premier League footballs maybe I'll sign some and give them away a that would be sweet or I'll keep them for myself probably bring the value down as well if you sign them so maybe we do that oh shut up order is processing processing process me to Etta when we lose against Aston Villa my order is done Chris yes come on and he had 5 Seconds to spare as well thank you so much Toby enjoy the footballs and Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas to you and everyone watching bye that's the end of the video guys

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Length: 25min 19sec (1519 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 22 2023