The Secret Life of Kathy McCormick | English Full Movie | Comedy

[Music] much ice cream chocolate syrup marshmallow cereal oh we're off our Fit for Life diet aren't we Mrs B that's it checko c three oh I hate designer checks yellow on yellow it's the banks Fine Arts collection that's a monrean I think it's pretty I don't know too much about I just like checks that don't bounce hey Sid this melon's a little overripe what do you say we knock off 50 cents okay sure go ahead give the star away Kathy you fuss but she's got you wrapped around her little finger a get away make sure you eat that right away unlike us melons don't get better with age hello Mrs Van Adams how are you today just fine Kathy how's your father doing oh a little better thanks oh that's good life goes on well that's what I keep telling him as long as you can breathe you may as well be doing something have you got my ttle tail oh right here it's a big week civil isn't talking to Bruce the queen is mad at Fergie and elf is threatening to quit the show it's always something you know I was reading that a scientist in Michigan is doing an experiment where he reads only bad news to one group of monkeys and good news to another group and the group that only hears the bad news seems to be happier go figure you know you get much more value for your money to buy the larger size I do David put these back on the shelf and bring Mrs Van Adam's the largest size there's no sense in throwing away your money right terrific are you busy Thursday afternoon well no I don't think so it's my day off I have a ticket for a benefit luncheon for the homeless that I'm just not going to be able to attend you're always doing such nice things for me why don't you take it a benefit uhhuh you know I've never been to one of those well then you must go to this one it's at the hotel Brendan it is very elegant it's for a good cause you'll have a wonderful time well thank you I'm I'm sure I will pop I want to get home early tonight so dinner and 15 minutes okay okay by me I'm starving here try a roll in the meantime oh hey hey hey hey a it's frozen oh well I can put him back in the oven oh don't go any trouble for me no trouble pops I'll get it get it oh Mara hi s hi hi Jeff hi Kathy guess what Jeff came home tonight and surprise me with theater tick K oh hi Daddy go hey how do I look oh you look terrific just like your mother used to look when she got gussied up oh Kathy you mind watching Sean for a couple of hours tonight oh well I I was going home early tonight I've got a few things to do oh well it is important okay sure I can stay oh good Sean can help me wax Pop's kitchen floor nope problem he can watch TV how's it going pop you need anything Jeff what I need is a smaller house with not so many memories yeah I know what you mean hey h what do you say we get uh Gloria to come over here and give Pap a hand cleaning this place up he doesn't need Gloria Kathy does a perfectly decent job I think we should all sit down and discuss Pop's Arrangement you're absolutely right but not right now we have dinner reservations oh it has Sean eaten oh no but you know he's a human garbage disposal he'll need anything honey please it's [Music] frozy it's me no no no you can't wear that I like it let's keep looking we're bound to find something we can both agree on we've had that for 10 years your hair however looks wonderful what' you do I combed it what am I going to do with all these Society women at a charity luncheon you going to eat lunch and make new friends I like my old friends you need to get out a little you haven't had a date in a long long time oh sure I have going bowling with the market team doesn't count yeah I suppose you're right I like that that's good that's good know you can always get a lot more serious about Sid a man adores you I could never take being serious about Sid seriously anyway I lead a pretty full life oh sure you do do cooking and cleaning for your father racking Up Overtime very full life here try this ooh pretty it's my lucky pin an Italian guy I met at porino gave it to me I didn't know you'd been to Italy it's the restaurant he was a waiter Joo he was so authentic well I could use some luck I don't even know how to act at these Affairs you just be yourself you're fine the way you are thanks don't expect too much though I mean the food is going to be Block they'll probably serve chicken nobody's going to talk to you you're going to be wedged in elbow to Elbow then why am I going to have a good [Music] time [Music] um you have to jiggle the transmission in order to get it into drive but give it a good [Music] jiggle last time I went to can be [Music] [Applause] [Music] wa thank you so there I was in tarolas wearing nothing but my tiniest bikini and a smile my clothes money Gold Card all on a yacht that had left without me and this gorgeous guy turned up talked the guia Civil out of pressing charges against me and bought me complete new outfit the man was a prince oh a really nice guy no dear a prince prince Julio oh I didn't know Spain had princes and that's how I wound up on the jury of the film festival and came within a whisker of being ninth in line for the Spanish Throne of course that whisker turned out to be on the upper lip of the prince's wife princess Franchesca she's so bad all right how did she look oh she looked very beautiful she was very elant I can't understand why we haven't met before go well actually I I don't have a lot of spare time my my work keeps me on a pretty tight schedule Oh what kind of work do you do I oh beautiful beautiful she was the market the market really that must be fascinating well it has its moments you should have done diamond proba you well she Grant I didn't expect to see you here I just Dro by to make sure things were running smoothly I've got a meeting this afternoon you still haven't taken me up on my dinner invitation my cooked is a marvelous chicken vindaloo you can't leave town without trying it that's what I hear and it's not rich if you're worried about calories and who isn't today but it tastes Rich because my cook has this marvelous recipe she takes soup stock and wine vinegar don't you just hate wearing raw silk it's always snagging on jewelry I don't even wear a watch to work something's always getting caught on my cash regy fo I'm sorry well call your manager get the supervisor do something it'll be all right just bring us some club soda that'll take the stain out make it per no no make a club soda thank now just pour it right on it's working thank you have that waitress fired you know sometimes I think we forget how difficult it is to serve the public to to cater to their every need and uh and still maintain some sense of dignity it's it's tough who is that one I have no idea she'll be I don't understand the first thing about Wall Street but my husband loves to dabble in Commodities any hot Market tips oh shoot I don't know anything to get in trouble for um inside trading or anything when I said the market I in [Music] uh-huh the market what looks good to you um well corn is looking very good these days terrific I remember that thanks a million Catherine is an expert in the market oh really know what say how exciting and she's very bullish on corn you must know Betty Rogers then oh you must well I she works a witer she's on our finance committee well I don't think I've ever BS you can't expect her to know everyone there must be lots of women in the market oh yes they're quite a few oh I I really Envy you all those big money transactions all that wheeling and dealing well I do handle some very large orders yes Catherine is a stock market whz that's fascinating but I I know you must have all sorts of commitments but you're just the person we need to run our Thrift Shop oh gee I don't know anything about it oh please we need all the help we can get especially from someone out there in the workplace with your expertise oh say you'll do it it would just take a few hours a week it's for a good cause we just need someone to organize okay sure I I'd love to help great we F together it's nice to have some new blood around here I'm glad you came today oh so am I I really am I'll look for you at the St Martha's fashion show and Lisa you were right they did serve some sort of chicken really yeah was it fun oh I don't know something I'm glad I did I want to hear all about it but I got to run okay I'll see you tomorrow [Music] for [Music] hello I would like to reserve a ticket for the fashion show Christy is wearing one of my exquisitly embroidered evening dresses notice the bit jet beads and semi-precious stones in the all Pier style at Christy wears my jewelry of Hand Forged brass dipped in 22 karat gold set with Capa emeralds and rues thank you that looks lovely Florence is wearing a drop dead entrance dress with exaggerated cabin oh isn't it lovely oh you'd look great is it Oh it' Be A month's pay a morning warnings pay we found that fashion shows are just about the best way to get people to come visit the hospital oh by the way I passed on your tip to Carl and he went right out and bought corn Futures I bet he makes the killing it's for those of us who are not afraid to make a really bold statement oh I don't think I could ever make that bold a statement I know what you mean I once brought home something like that and my husband broke into hysterics oh my this is such fun let's do it again oh that would be great Janice Grant Hi listen um I hope you won't mind if I drag Carl out for a meeting this Saturday afternoon oh please do otherwise he'll be camped out in that Den all afternoon watching TV oh uh Grant Sherwood this is uh Kathy Katherine McCormick Katherine's in the market and she's going to lend some of her expertise to the thrift shop well I think it's great when busy career women make time for charity work I know how difficult it is to find enough free moments in a day yes yes it is difficult Grant's on the hospital's board of directors he's one of our most generous supporters we need more like him well thank you for saying that Janice but in actuality I don't do any more than anybody else does would you uh would you like a tour of the hospital oh I'd love it follow me I'll see you later oh don't hurry back on my account we'll have lunch at my tennis club soon you right and we feel that upgrading our Critical Care Facility has turned it into one of the finest in the country bran thank you yes I may I see you for a moment uh we've got a couple of donuts I would like to shake your hand sure uh if you'll excuse me of course I'll bet you the largest ice cream cone in this place that I can sink a shot from right over there girls can't play basketball oh some girls can't this one can oh I made it in your face Ace you ready yeah a do you have to go now well no no I I can hang out for a little while play a little one-on-one it's okay isn't it it's okay um listen um will you be at the thrift shop lunch in Wednesday Wednesday I wouldn't miss it that's good yeah that's good yeah can I switch with somebody and take Wednesday off Wednesday something up perfect for the vegetabl yeah something how nice it is to see you again Grant it is Grant isn't it I meet so many gorgeous fabulous men it's hard to keep track hello oh hi pop what a pop how many times have I told you to get that bridge looked at oh we can huh when now oh but all right all right pop I'll be right over shoot I would have called Mara but you know how your sister is about her daily routine and I can always count on you why were you eating that roll was the only thing I could find in the freezer did you thaw it for first it's a good thing you switched your day off huh so I I didn't interrupt anything important dr's office oh yes he did get that yes hi have you seen Catherine run no I've not seen hide no hair of Catherine she said you'd be here maybe she's just running late is a seat for you next to Babs no thank you that's all right uh I've got some things to do see you later hi what you reading oh nothing good looking guy huh fa oatmeal for dinner I have an important function tomorrow and I'm not taking any chances function [Music] since one do you SE since I was nine I sewed my own prom dress pop you did huh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah pink wasn't it yellow oh hello um we have a little bit of a problem now have to turn it twice to the right and three times up and down it should work if it doesn't work you can call me all right I missed you at the thrift shop luncheon so did Grant Sherwood oh oh look this grant how come I've been doing this circuit for the last 15 years and I've never seen her before I have no idea gr [Music] hi where were you oh I'm sorry it was a family crisis I I left word at the restaurant if another time is good for you next Saturday night I'd love it it's the man of the year award terrific good I'll save you seat I wouldn't miss it well I'll put your name on the list the contributions $100 $100 I'll be there I stopped by yesterday to see if you wanted to go to the movies oh that would have been nice were you out with your dad or something uh-huh something want to go out for pizza after work tonight oh I'd love to uh but uh tonight's kind of bad I I have some things I have to do before I go over to pops but sometime soon okay yeah [Applause] sure let's take all the sterling silver and put it in the backing store good idea uh look does anybody know how to do this oh I do oh great these things can be real [Music] tricky fresh roll in okay that's it that's incredible where did you learn to do that oh that that comes from experience you load cash register tapes in the stock market oh gosh no no no no but tape the tape ticker tape register tape video tape it's all the same right I suppose so here Catherine I've got an extra ticket to the lunch and for Senior Citizen Center Thursday can you make it oh well I'll uh I'll check my schedule did you see those oh gee Janice it's awfully tight oh she should be a nice lunch it's at Emily Chad's house well I'll I'll squeeze it in oh great Catherine this is a company that has some stuff for us oh good good I'll pick it up on my way home good hello there hello uh listen uh I think we covered most of the important points why don't you go ahead I'll catch you later thank you gentan thank you grant what are you doing here well this is my office oh are things so tough that you're a stock broker Moonlighting with a messenger service oh oh no this has nothing to do with the the market you you see I I'm here for the thrift shop well whatever brings you here I'm glad to see you come on let me show you around oh it is awesome ah have a seat they told me you have some things to donate why didn't you call we could have arranged a delivery oh well when something has to get done I like to do it myself that's first for society lady well I I'd appreciate anything you can give me come with me I uh think I can find a few things well I'd like to take them with me I guess not I'll send a truck well we're in luck because you're redecorating no not redecorating relocating San Francisco oh relocating but uh not yet when not this weekend and I look forward to seeing you C at the dinner right right right I'll [Music] get oh uh dinner's at [Music] 7 here those earrings you wanted to borrow hey you're a lifesaver special [Music] occasion yeah oh I guess you made some new friends huh listen I know we haven't done much together lately outside of work we haven't done anything together next week for sure we'll do something okay sure [Music] Catherine McCormick good afternoon Miss McCormick the luncheon is in the garden you must be Catherine yes yes I am I'm so glad you could make it I've heard so much about you you have I hear you're one of wall Street's brightest stars oh well I I wouldn't go quite that far the lunch's in the garden carry it darling Emily [Music] hi Janice hello I want you to meet some people this is Katherine McCormick the woman I was telling you about who whipped the thrift shop right into shape not just the books find you but the shelves and racks as well well you're the sort of person we're looking for for our women in business group please we have having a sunset lecture cruise on the bay we're having a wine tasting Catherine remember we're having a night at the Opera Catherine we're having a pancakes and eggs benedict brunch at the Polo Grounds on Sunday don't forget the hospital dinner oh I [Music] won't oh I I parked on the street tickets please thank sorry I had to move dinner up a bit you look different you do some of your hair oh you finally noticed pop it's a special night yeah who's the guy you expecting anybody nope hi Kathy now Sean you mind Kathy and you go to bed the moment she tells you to okay wait a minute don't you remember Jeff and I got dinner theater tickets months ago we're going to see the Fiddler on the Roof hey that should be terrific tonight no no no no no no that was for next month right it was but we had to switch the dates you never told me well it must have slipped our minds we really appreciate it pop you're the best sister night Daddy but wait you got any more ice cream I don't know let's go find out pop what I need your help what I want you to babysit Sean me what do I know about kids you raised two of them oh yeah all right I'll look out for him you like wrestling let's go get some ice cream first Dr Mrs presell your table 9 thank you why' you have to do this to me tonight you old piece of junk [Music] [Applause] oh shoot man are Congressman Faraday you and your wife are at table 12 I'm Catherine McCormick I believe Mr sh H yes Miss mccormic you're sitting on the de have a nice evening good evening nice to see you [Music] pleasure hi Catherine hi hello [Applause] well at least I'm not late I think you might want this give a little smudge right there on your cheek oh oh well you see the car was acting up and so I had to open the hood to look under at the radiator I had to open the hood up you know to look at the you how to fix cars oh well you've got to do what you've got to do right you are amazing here let me help it's better thank you ready you look wonderful thank you you do too thank you girl very ni oh my what did you do to get these seats uh I'm the guest of honor oh I see Mr Sherwood can I get a few pictures of you with the hospital board certainly UHC of course good evening good Mr Mayor [Music] yes [Music] if I have to wear a black tie one more time stop complaining Carl there's Katherine McCormack sitting with Grant oh the woman who gave you the tip on the corn Futures M hope she's right I'm Glad You Came tonight oh I am too it's also it's also lovely and glamorous did I say something funny oh no no it's just that I can't get over how enthusiastic you can be over something you must have done dozens of times it's like tonight is your first formal dinner indeed my first formal dinner that's [Music] rich Grant I know you're going to work your magic in San Francisco I'm sure going to try Clara I hope I can find a few generous supporters like you who I can squeeze and how is dear Sheila not doing too well I'm afraid she doesn't like to take her pills oh my you look after her I will and you take care of yourself CL I get a kick out of dancing with you no more than I do you old [Laughter] charmer [Music] thank you wants to go home well that's the best way isn't it yeah that's real [Music] nice funny what you don't feel like a society [Music] lady is uh that bad do you hear me [Music] complaining [Music] she didn't waste any time making a move on him did she I think most of the moves have been grants it may look that way Grant's the kind of man who only opens a door when he knows it's unlocked oh B honestly why don't you just shuck off all your clothes and jump them that may be [Music] next [Music] [Applause] [Music] I [Music] I'd really like to see you again oh I really like that too no awards no interruptions just the two of us and a chance to get to know each other better are you sure you want to do that sometimes maybe it isn't a good idea for people to learn too much about each other not in our case I'm looking forward to discovering the real Captain mccy your car ma'am my car uh no no no no that's not my car but ma'am please go back and look for a brown BMW yes ma'am you imagine how about dinner Friday night oh I'd love that what time should I pick you up I pick me up oh no no no that that isn't necessary anyhow I'm working at the thrift shop Friday night good I'll pick you up there [Music] ready [Music] lady I'm sorry I I can't find your car anywhere oh know I guess I did bring my Toyota after all huh I completely forgot I left the BMW at home and brought my other car isn't that silly you can bring me the Toyota G lady I don't know I I can give it to you if you can prove it's yours well I I I have something here that I hey what is all this Gussy and up and early din is mean can't a woman change her hairstyle and her routine without it meaning something you Chang your hair stent 20 years all right there's a guy I've been seeing there's no law against that is there I didn't say a word good just hope this one's got a little money this one's got a little money I mean cuz most of the guys you bring around here haven't got Dime One guys what guys there' have been precious few guys pop and you've had a lousy word for every single one of them especially Steven Steven oh boy you can do better than him oh those were your exact words Kathy you can do better than him you know something pop it's been 20 years and I haven't done any better except now maybe told you yeah right you told me why don't you bring him around sometime I'd like to meet him not on your life pop Grant can I help you with something uh no thanks Babs I'm just just here to pick Catherine up uh thank you anyway this phas has a teeny little crack in it now what do you say we knock off a few dollars huh oh that would be wonderful ready uh-huh boy for someone who's known for his compulsive desire for privacy he's sure going out in public a lot these days I'm so glad you picked a Japanese restaurant [Music] took the liberty of ordering for us both a platter of gourmet [Music] Delicacies to you and [Music] [Music] you [Music] you have to try [Music] this and this is my favorite tiger eye squid stuffed with salmon it's incredible you ready mhm okay now something tells me you're not crazy about raw fish isn't that obvious yes it was that obvious I guess my idea of a Japanese dinner is chicken teriyaki and rice and of course a beer great I know a terrific little joint serves the best teriyaki in town how about ribs I love ribs how about next time I take you out for barbecued ribs you're on you know you have really complicated my existence I have how well here I am about to change my life pick up Roots move to San Francisco and then you come along I can already see the miles I'm going to rack up in my company Jet and I hate flying poor you you're like no woman I ever met I enjoy being with you as soon as I leave you I start looking forward to the next time I'm going to see you really oh yes really so much about you I want to know you're a woman of many secrets well what you see is what you get is that a [Music] promise [Music] that's even better than I could hope [Music] for [Music] yeah it's so ironic just when I'm getting ready to leave I meet this woman who makes me want to change all those plans oh it is his geography all those flights I'll be waiting at the gate that might be too complicated well I could always come and visit that wouldn't be wonderful but I couldn't ask you to do that I can move you can yes I feel so wonderful I I don't know what could bring me [Music] down how about if I told you I was married well that' do it I'm married oh yeah that' do it all right her name is Sheila I don't understand I mean where is she you never mention her you you you never seen together she's in a convalescent home that's awful she's an invilet Catherine she has been for a long time she will be for the rest of her life I'm so sorry that poor woman I want you to know I I feel a strong sense of Duty but little else I don't know what to [Music] say I want to keep saying it oh Grant I don't know I want you in my life well I don't know what to do I don't know what's right it's a difficult situation I hate putting you into it Catherine you just have to go with your feelings I don't know how I [Music] feel [Music] I really blew it this time you told her about Sheila didn't you yes I panicked you don't know what Panic really is women talk to one another no they haven't corrupted her with gossip yet she's a newcomer not for long damn it Bill why do I always feel that women find my financial assets to be my best assets has it ever occurred to you that you choose the wrong women good point but I'm sure Katherine is not interested in me for my bank account for one thing she has plenty of money of her own that's great you found one in a million you've hit the lottery of [Music] [Music] love [Music] it's right [Music] if you're going to let me down please do it gently please sit down I've been thinking long and hard about what you said about us I appreciate that and the thing is you don't know me very well but what I do know I care for very much and I'm sure that seeing a married man is not the kind of thing you do on a regular basis or on an irregular basis I would never ever I know I know but I have met you and I am wildly attracted to you and it's not your fault that your wife is ill and it's not my fault for feeling the way I do about you and I guess it's neither of our faults that you're going away what a mess you are the most decent straightforward woman I have ever met oh no I'm not and even now I'm getting the nicest brush off I have ever had oh but I'm not giving you a brush off you're not no I want to keep on seeing you grant really Catherine you know what made me finally decide what your honesty I mean you can't help being in the situation you're in I know what it's like to be saddled with responsibility we do what we have to do right uh yes we do and besides it's kind of nice having a man care about me for my uh decency it's not just your decency that appear feel to me is that no it's not your decency that catches my eye when you walk that way you walk I walked that way since I was 2 years old well then you must have caused some very serious problems in Nursery School not me I'll show you some pictures ugly Catherine we have to spend some time together oh we do I'd like that then let's do something about it like what Come Away with me for the weekend weekend which weekend how about this weekend oh something wrong uh no no no life calls Catherine's Bluff that's all and what does Katherine do she goes for it great which brings us to the next order of business the major fundraising event our annual auction and to the selection of this year's chairperson I don't know if I have the time please you're the perfect choice well okay sure good our fortunes are in your confident hands there's something about that woman what do you mean I don't know she's just too good to be true for the whole weekend uh-huh that's right where you going somewhere oh I got it you're going somewhere with someone that's right I see you have a problem with that no I don't have a problem you've got a problem don't start I'm not starting anything I'm just sitting here good you sit quiet as a mouse fine got one little question for you who's going to take care of my food while you're away in this weekend you you are pop you know that lasagna you love so much yeah I always like your lasagna this is my lasagna now you can fix this as easily as I can all you have to do is read the directions on the back of the package you see here it says set the oven for 350° and bake for 1 hour now do you think you can do that oh yeah I can do that I don't want to do it but I can do it good yeah now wait a minute oh oh oh boy pop pop pop pop Marsha Kathy Dr Harris how is he I've ordered some tests test my best guess is that nothing's going to show up on them but we're going to leave them here a day or so just to keep an item I was going out of town for the weekend but I'll cancel that's a good idea yes Kathy could I talk to you for a moment please sure I've treated your mother and father all of you for years you're like one of our family although why anyone would want to be one of our families Beyond me I think I know your family Dynamics pretty well and I'd have to say that many of your father's symptoms can be traced a few feet North to his head really he certainly does not have enough wrong with him to justify your cancelling your plans if they're important well they're they're pretty important but uh in a frivolous sort of way Kathy you've always impressed me as being a lot of things frivolous is not one of them I'm going away this weekend she app you are I've made plans I'm not going to break so you two will have to hold down the fort we have the Stuffy's coming over this Saturday evening well I can't help that you'll just have to work this out yourselves for once Kathy you certainly picked an awkward time to become socially active can you tell me any time in recent memory that has not been awkward all right all right all right go oh I sure don't know what's happened to you all of a sudden you're looking very nice these days Kathy thanks nice she looks great yeah well that's what I meant you're a smooth talker Sid I get away good night s hey you know you do look great thanks almost radiant in fact Hey listen how about going shopping tonight huh excuse me do you want to go shopping let me understand this you actually want to go shopping with me tonight right I'll stop the presses you know in all the time I've known you I don't think you bought as much stuff as you have in the last hour what's going on did you win the lottery nope Catherine Emily supp supp Emily chadway this is my friend Lisa how do you do hi nice to meet you sorry those shoes certainly look comfortable oh well when you're on your feet all day like Kathy and me it's the only way to go especially on the third of the month when those Social Security checks come in I always go right home and soak my feet for hours Social Security checks well that's right uh few people realize that there's a big increase in Sal from small buyers at that time the lines go down the aisles uh that's an old Market term I see I'll be going I suppose I'll be seeing you at the chamber music recital is it my imagination or is there something going on there's nothing going on I just needed some new things that's all and you're going to a chamber music recital that's right you know this reminds me me of a movie I saw once there was this woman whose best friend suddenly changed she started acting differently turned out she was a major Russian spy I'm not a Russian spy all right you don't have to tell me it's fine I understand thanks oh come on I thought we were friends but we are friends you're the best friend I have in this world well I would would never keep anything from you that was really real so please just be my friend and trust me for a little while [Music] okay well you're in a good mood why not Catherine's back in my life oh I didn't know she was out of it we're going away this weekend you told the truth about Sheila huh no not yet but I will I will then what are you waiting for I mean why can't you be straight with her I feel a little foolish bill I haven't quite figured out how to explain it to her yet it uh has to be the right moment the longer you take the harder it gets you're absolutely right I'll tell her this weekend I'll tell her the truth good it'll make you feel better get [Music] before you say a word take a deep [Music] breath now that's what I call Fresh Air M I hope it meets with your approval oh [Music] yeah come on in oh it's beautiful thank you do you come up here often not often enough well come on I'll show you the upstairs are you sure I can't carry some of that no no I'm just fine just follow me and this is the [Music] bedroom well you can uh put my suitcases down anywhere you C come on let me show you around before the sun goes [Music] down she was wearing what sneakers and her friend was wearing some kind of uniform I couldn't help noticing and then when the friend's purse fell open and I saw an employees badge from the market interesting huh very interesting Catherine's a very devious person well I don't know she's never been anything but nice to me here you go what are these for just put them on you'll see we're going to visit the animals oh oh they're adorable oh follow aren they cute there we go come on bab come on bigy come on not every lady I know who would easily meet a pig oh all right here you go what's the matter hey come on hang on okay you get over there wa come all right come here come here head all right all right you get one for yourself go ahead you're not going to hurt him no head off the P I'll help you I'll help you watch out watch out watch out where' you go [Music] you all all right I'll get one don't cry not going to hurt you not going to hurt [Music] you he's a dirty one huh [Music] Grant surewood what would people say if I told them we were pig people I never believe it let me put this on you before you get full of sauce keep that up and dinner will [Music] burn yeah it does look hot it is and you're a distraction why won't you let me help I don't want you to help my pleasure to make dinner for you you sure you know that old say watch pot number boils watch Cook gets all confused now out of the kitchen go I could get used to this Catherine there's something I want to tell you there's something I want to tell you too what what is it you wanted to tell [Music] me what did you want to [Music] say this is a beautiful sculpture which the small one the family you're a man who knows a good thing when he sees it you're right I do oh I don't know if we should be doing this feels like spying it is [Music] spying hate this just nosing around a [Music] little [Music] perhaps you can't go through those why not damn I think they only put out one shift at a time like at the thrift shop exactly now what are you doing Janice look so this is the market Catherine's been making her killing in she's been lying all along I knew I knew she was too good to be true Catherine are you all right oh yes I'm fine I'm fine I'll be I'll be out in a minute dear I bought this neglige I don't know why I'm standing here covering it up my sentiments exactly you're going to see everything anyway I certainly hope so and it isn't like there's anything to be embarrassed about Catherine oh what come here you know when I was younger I I always thought that I'd outgrow being nervous at moments like these uh not that there have been all that many moments you understand you are so beautiful I've wanted you ever since I met you I've wanted you all my [Music] [Music] life [Music] what I guess I'm not the only one around here who reacts to things with wide-eyed [Laughter] enthusiasm maybe it's the company I'm keeping oh I surely hope [Music] so [Music] you're very quiet it's been a perfect weekend there's nothing left to say what is it it's yours oh Grant oh you shouldn't have I want you to have it oh thank you come right this way and put it right there to your left all the things for the auction need to be tagged and stored in there is that an executive decision Catherine well it's my decision Janice I I sir what's wrong Janice but what could possibly be wrong I mean after all we're in the hands of such a fantastic leader if something's bothering you let's sit down and talk about something's bothering me all right but I can't discuss it now I have to get home Janice I don't want to talk about [Music] it thank you Catherine oh hi ABAB how are things oh great great how was the market today the market fine busy you know how it is but everything went okay mhm I mean nobody knocked over any jars into the aisles the expiration dates on the milk cartons were all neatly printed was it a double coupon day you know oh I know or I know exactly who you are you're an impostor a social climbing fraud that's not fair I never said Little Miss Cinderella trying to crash the palace Ball but you don't and by the time I finish telling everyone exactly who you are you can consider your little fairy tale finished and you can forget the part about living happily ever [Music] after Janice let's talk about what Janice I'm a supermarket Checker not a criminal you lied well I never meant to all I wanted was to be one of you you all assumed things and I tried to tell you at first but then and then you let us keep on assuming them bab says you were just out to get Grant his being an eligible bachelor and all well that's not fair Janice I didn't even know who Grant was you introduced us remember that's true anyway he's not a bachelor he's married his wife's an invalid what no he's not he's he's a widower Barbara died 5 years ago Barbara well I don't understand then then who's Sheila Sheila Sheila's his dog his dog uh listen George let me talk to you later okay bye sweetheart don't sweetheart me you Bachelor oh God you know the whole town knows everyone knows except me and what do I matter darling listen I don't darling me I spent years too many to count waiting for a man like you to come into my life and then you come all sexy ch charm and graying temples and kindness Catherine I don't Catherine me I Fall In Love With You charm temples kindness and all but I especially love you for your honesty some honesty a andb story about your dog your sick dog well if it's any consolation Sheila is sick yeah what's wrong with her worms worms worms how appropriate you worm I was going to tell you the truth after her deworming oh damn it Grant I trusted you oh you lied to me you you betrayed me Catherine listen problems C uh can I come in for a minute I I really need to talk I'm busy Lisa I'm sorry the last few days have been just awful and and that's that's what I want to talk about well I'm not available now I'm entertaining oh well okay forget it I I'll see you at the store [Music] that should do it but you got to stop throwing pistachio shells into your disposal [Music] right [Music] something bothering you pop you could always read me like a book now I wonder what makes me think it's this new guy Kathy you and I just not very lucky I mean I couldn't pick a winner at the track if there's only one horse in the race and you you're just not very lucky in love right you luck doesn't have much to do with it love is a game of skill maybe I've just been trying to play in the Major Leagues with a minor league Talent H maybe pop how come the only time you offer me moral support is when I dump on myself I can like some bananas I think let's talk okay I can't believe you went through all this and you never even told me I'm sorry but I felt like I was living in a dream and if I told someone about it I'd wake up and the dream would be over I can't believe it Society balls an affair with a married man who turns out not to be married well of all the men I've known I finally meet my prince huh it turns into a frog the world is full of frogs well that's what I get for going where I don't believe on anyway I'm thankful I don't have to see those catty women again well I hate to bring this up but what are you going to do about your Charity Auction I forgot about that just quit you don't know them anything let him get somebody else uh-uh no I'm not a quitter oh I may be a fool and a PSY and a sucker but I am not a quitter and I'll tell you something else Lisa on out of the ashes of this whole sorted Affair comes a new Kathy McCormick good for you yeah good for me where you going I have some unfinished business to finish what her she's a new woman well tell her to fill out another W4 for you as co-chairman it's my responsibility I'll have to go in there and run the auction myself you don't think she'll show huh H if she does I'll eat my hat still you have to give her credit she did a good job of planning the whole thing we've got some great things to auction off we got a terrific response from our invitations the room looks fantastic food smells delicious all right Janice you've made your point park it my good man and take care not to scratch it look who's here Edna do you have all the cataloges and the numbered paddles ready yes they're on the table in the back of the room good good Alice what about the refreshments everything is ready fine good afternoon never thought we'd see your face around here oh well my face goes where I go and uh I've got an auction to run don't worry honey the only place you'll be running is away if I have anything to say about it don't B no bitting don't B don't [Music] B uh attention attention uh attention [Applause] please our uh our first item up for bid is uh is a teddy bear do uh do I have an opening bid how about $10 do I hear 10 how about five five do I have $5 come on this isn't about gossip and misunderstanding anyone can make a mistake it's about an important charity event something that we've all worked very hard for and something that we all care [Music] about now let me hear [Music] five come on come on I have five five I have five all right how about 10 do I have 10 10 got 10 in the back okay we have $80 come on folks come on this is a very cute bear come on do I hear 90 do I hear 90 90 great I have $90 sold for $200 a look there he has a sore paw what do you say we throw in the cuup for [Music] [Applause] free okay on to the the next item now who of us does not need a sterling silver tea set let's have a starting bit of $100 $100 $100 we've got $100 let's hear two2 200 we have $600 ladies and gentlemen do I have s700 $700 $800 $800 ladies and gentlemen $800 going once $800 going twice sold for [Music] $800 [Music] well thank you for your generosity um St Martha greatly appreciates your support and uh I do hope you had a good time thank thank today is a double coupon day [Music] [Applause] Grant how nice to see you hello Babs the auction was very successful don't you think listen I wanted to talk to Katherine do you know where I could find her oh yes I know just where you can find her these were true they would be Kath the pictures in today's paper is that right Lisa do you know anything about this you might say Kathy's had her 15 minutes of fame no I might not say that because I don't know what it means it means I got what I deserve listen I I don't have the slightest idea idea what's going on around here but I just want you to know that if you need a man's shoulder to lean on I'm here Sid that's very thoughtful so um have something you want to get off your chest um go for beer or something no I I I don't sure okay why not [Music] [Music] know yesterday we excuse me uh does Katherine mccy cour here your Grant right yes no Kathy is not here she's out in a date I see why don't you just go back to your champagne wishes and caviar dreams and your wife that doesn't exist and leave Cathy alone I think you've heard her enough maybe you're right maybe it is better this way you know we've both been [Music] hurt nothing Kathy but that's what happens when you go where you don't belong you sound like my father maybe I sound that way because we both know what we're talking about you got to stick with your own kind in this world the ducks stay with the Ducks and the Moose stay with the Moose it's a law of nature yeah maybe you're right sure I mean that's the thing with all of us at the market we're alike we're living in the same world there's a comfort in that yes there is that's why I well I was always thinking that you and I we would we'll always be the best of friends right he was a deer really he said he U he understood and that he'd always be there for me and that I should try and keep my overrings down how sweet by the way Grant stopped by the market while you were out he did what did he say don't worry I talked to him I don't think he's going to be bothering you again tell me what he said Janice how did you find my address oh uh the telephone book um look I'm um I'm very sorry about everything that's happened we all just treated you terribly and you didn't do anything to deserve it well I did lie a little not like you broke a commandment or anything you were a big help at the thrift shop and you did a wonderful job on the auction well that's nice of you to say that well I um look maybe we can start all over again become friends sure why not we'll do that come on in let's have some coffee thank you hi I'm Lisa I'm Janice nice to meet you 9 10 and here are your lottery tickets Mrs B they feel lucky Oh no I got to talk to you I only talk to friends and customers you got [Music] it something going on around here oh yes I'll take you over [Music] here say something you've got too many items for the express line to me what are you doing here how did you find me you have the unmitigated call to call me dishonest Babs told you didn't she h oh boy I'll bet she's in seventh heaven over this why didn't you tell me you worked here because because that's it what a great answer Catherine that is your real name isn't it no it is not my real name Kathy is my name but Kathy couldn't tell you because you wouldn't want to have anything to do with Kathy how do you know I just know I'm not your kind of woman Babs and her Pals spend more on Cosmetics than I earn in a year what difference does that make I've never been to the Orient I've never been to Europe I I've never I've never been to the islands I've never been anywhere boy I bet you all had a real good laugh about that about me are you finished maybe good because I'm not who are you to be lecturing me about the truth about trust right do you think so little of me do you think I would care that you worked here I don't think little of you I think a lot of you so so why did you lie to me why did you pretend you were married to your dog it must be a I'll explain later it was wrong and stupid but I lie because that's what I've gotten used to doing with the women I meet ever since my wife died it seems the women I've dated have been interested me for the wrong reasons for my money saying I was married gave me some defense against you well I'm not like that Kathy I know that you took me totally by surprise before I knew it I realized I was crazy about you and and it was too late do you know the courage it took for me to go away with you wait a minute hold on right there I am not the only one here who's held back on the truth all that stuff about the stock market huh and not telling me where you live how do I know what's true about you what's true about me is I love you well what's true about me is that I love you what do you have to say about that that'll be $37.25 do you want paper or plastic Kathy you love me yes we have an awful lot to learn about each other that'll be the fun part where do you meet my father where do you meet my dog all right look P can somebody please get these lines [Applause] moving I'll double bag you please [Music] do [Music] oh

Channel: GEM: Film Library

Views: 44,947

Keywords: FullFreeMovies, ComedyMovie, FreeYouTubeMovies, The Secret Life of Kathy McCormick, Comedy, Robert Michael Lewis, Barbara Eden, Josh Taylor, Judith-Marie Bergan

Id: Akvkf6pr8DQ

Length: 95min 4sec (5704 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 18 2024