The School Trouble Maker (Marathon)

so we all know every school has a bully at my school our bully was brayton smith everyone was scared of him because he was known to enjoy beating people up sometimes it seemed like even adults were scared of him too i was terrified of britain so i just got smart and became his friend it wasn't always easy being britain's friend though he punched me for no reason i had to laugh at all of his jokes or he'd give me the look and he always ate my lunches but it was worth it at least i didn't have to worry about him beating me up like other kids did but one day brayton and our classmates i started teasing each other zod's jokes were so funny and i chuckled at one of them i looked at brayton and brayton was giving me the look he told me to come here and i did because he's my friend then he put a pencil on his shoulder and said knock the pencil off i thought it was a joke so i knocked the pencil off you know what that means i'ma beat you up after school my eyes lit up notice he didn't say we're gonna fight he said he's gonna beat me up oh he's confident when the last bell rung i was the first person at the school i hopped on my bike and peddled like i stole something after brayton smith said he was gonna beat me up i avoided him for a whole week i heard he was getting more and more mad every day and i just didn't understand why does brayton want to beat me up i didn't do anything to the guy knocked the pencil off it must have been his favorite pencil so i thought hey i'll buy him new pencils and then we can be friends again so the next day after lunch we were outside and brayton started walking up to me cool i can give him the pencils my friends later told me that when he got up to me he said are you ready i didn't hear him because i was reaching in the bag to get the pencils when i looked up he punched me in my face i was already on the ground so all i could do was cover my face oh somebody help me the teacher was scared of britain so he caught security they finally got him off of me and he was suspended from school i was treated like a hero because now everyone can walk around the school in peace that is until brayton's suspension is over we all knew in a matter of days brayton will be back a day after one of my friends sent me a youtube link and guess what it was me getting beat up by britain the only person i remember being that close was zy so i gave him a call you recorded the beatdown you don't remember do you when brayton was walking up to you and you were digging through your bag he said to me take your phone out and start recording and you know what britain says goes okay but did you have to send it to him yes when they were walking him away he said send me that video or next time it's gonna be you so i get that zion had to do what he had to do so the next day i went to the principal so he could get brayton to take down the video but he was all like i'm not talking to brayton what so he can beat me up too oh my goodness is there anyone that's not scared of this kid at this point the video is going viral i want this video down hello what's this under the video i see a button that says report and when i clicked it it read brayton said we can't take this video down he had youtube scared so i just gave up so a few days after brayton's suspension i heard my doorbell ring i looked out the window and it was britain ah he's in my house how does he know where i live uh hello open up the door desmond it's brighton i know desmond here i knew it's you desmond the prison bull gave me your address open up the door don't make me ask twice i had no choice but to open up the door oh hey brayton kicked any bus lately that's why i'm here oh my goodness he's gonna beat me up at my own house you have a studio don't you um yeah good i need to record a song praying in the booth getting loose always being tough better like these bars cause if not imma beat you up like i did the kid that knocked the pistol off my shoulder i beat him so bad he beat himself till it was over if that boy listening i really want you to know i'm the type to come and diss you in your own studio so to the kid that got me suspended you better watch your back cause this still ain't finished send me that i'll see you at school so i'm nervous this morning because brayton's suspension is over while my dad made his coffee he would turn on the radio have y'all heard that new song it's called knock the pencil off my shoulder it's by a new artist named bray and the bully and we got him on the phone right now brayden how did you come up with this song it was easy i just beat up this boy at school made a song about it and get this i recorded the song at his house oh he recorded the song let's hear a little bit of it written so when i get to school i run right into brayton all right brayton i'm ready nah man that song we recorded just went double platinum so today i'm not going to beat you up but i am going to make you miserable brayton started tripping me up the stairs scaring me around corners and planned on stealing my bike so during recess i loosened up my handlebars after school he tried to steal my bike and he fell desmond i'm going to beat you up tomorrow yikes today we're playing touch football in gem class so get ready our gym teacher starts telling us who we're going to be guarding and of course i got matched up with britain please please anybody but him i'm sorry desmond brayden wanted to be matched up with you and you know what brayton says goes the team's upset desmond oh my goodness i already know what that guy's planning it's touch football but he's going to tackle me every time they would say hike brayden would start running at me like a bull oh wait till i get you i'm sure the teacher seen what was going on but you know another teacher's scared of brayton it would be a time out but he will still come after me i'm over here drinking water and he's still coming after me tying my shoe still coming after me man i only got the ball he's still coming after me the bell rung in gym class was over so i stopped running but brayton didn't and he tackled me that's for when i fell off your bike when i tried to steal it it just seems like he's never gonna give me a break so i finally accepted the fact that brayton just doesn't like me if i see him while i'm walking up the stairs i just get ready because i know he's going to trip me wait a minute he didn't trip me well i know when i walk around the corner he's going to scare me wait what um well it's lunchtime so i know he's going to want my food okay what's going on what's wrong with brayton are you feeling okay i'm great why do you ask you just seem a little different today that's all well last night i really got some good sleep but what do you mean by i'm acting different well you usually kick my butt every day what i would never you must got me mixed up with another brayton yeah you're right i don't know who this new brain is but i like him he's laughing more he's not tripping me up the stairs this breaking this friendly well i can get used to this the next day i seem bright and i was like what's up brian why you calling my name like we friends or something oh my goodness he must have didn't get no sleep i'm so sorry brayton i don't know what i was thinking yeah i don't know what you thinking i'm guessing you didn't get no sleep last night brain don't sleep get out my face yup brayton's back so one day when i got to school i saw this kid i waved started walking up the stairs and he tripped me ahaha good one desmond meet my brother lathan i didn't know britain had a little brother hey little man nathan he just caught you little are you gonna take that turns out leyton is brayton's big brother i just ran away i thought brain was bad but latham was ruthless he was scaring teachers beating up students and just acting crazy what do you think about my brother oh he's your brother all right the coolest after school i seen lathan stuck in the highest part of the jungle gym i asked him if he needed help but he said no so i left the next day when i seen lathan and brayton brayton looked a little angrier than usual so you just gonna leave my brother in the jungle gym oh my god did this little short want to be brayton just allow me he said he didn't need help did you ask for help what no he didn't you called my big brother a liar i can't win this battle so i just gave him my lunch money and said i'm sorry works every time so brayden had a girlfriend and surprisingly she was very nice but sometimes she was a little too nice every time brayden turns his head around she will flirt with me she will blow kisses wink her eye at me and put up the heart sign what is she doing if britain sees her who knows what he's going to do so i would just turn around because i didn't want any problems well brayden wasn't at school one day and i seen his girlfriend at recess and she said i like you desmond i like you too brittany no desmond i like like you you look like neo and i like neo oh she's trying to get me beat up brayden would turn me into a pretzel if he heard her talking like that i think i should go she grabbed my hand and kissed me what's going on here turns out brain was at the doctors and he was still coming to school desmond came up to me and kissed me she just straight up lied to me brayton came up to me and punched me in my eyes so today we were being paired up for a science project i don't know how this keeps on happening but i got paired up with brayton mr standard can i work by myself never mind working with brayton was the worst he didn't do anything he made me do all the work i did the research i picked the flowers i came up with the presentation all he did was boss me around and stand there so on the day of the presentation brain comes up to me and says the presentation better be done it is just follow my lead who are you talking to myself i'm talking to myself it was our turn to go up and our presentation was a song carbon oxide plus water and light energy equals google's in oxygen and that means photosynthesis whoa that was good which one of y'all was singing me i was singing are you serious no way the teacher's gonna buy that wow brayden you sing better than desmond you get an a plus before you deserve oh you just get a plain old a of course so today we got a new student his name was bernard sit anywhere you want bernard he sat next to me and by the end of the class we were friends so at recess brayton came up to us and asked us for some money give me some money ah bernard just give him your money bernard said i don't think so since you're new i'm gonna give you one more chance i said give me your money no oh man bernard's about to get beat up on his first day i can't watch huh oh no it's bad come on desmond let's go to class i don't know what bernard did to brayton but anytime he seen me with him he just left me alone why does brayton hate you so much man i don't know we used to be friends but then one day he asked me to knock the pencil off his shoulder and i did and he hated me ever since so at recess bernard walked up to brayton and pulled out a pencil knocked the pencil off brayton knocked the pencil off then bernard took off his shirt and brayton ran away turns out today was bernard's last day because he was transferring again you can't be scared of britain you got to be brave yeah all right today is may 8th my birthday i'm about to have the best day at school well i thought i was brain made this day the worst day of my life he popped my birthday balloon ate some of my birthday cookies and ruined my birthday song happy birthday to britain happy birthday then he ate my mcdonald's birthday sandwich ah that's it i can't stand you brayton i don't like you you're so mean you're not the butter but a bully so after school the doorbell wrong and it was britain let me guess you're here to give me my 12th birthday hits aren't you oh birthday hits funny brayton came over to give me another mcdonald's sandwich i don't understand you were right at school we used to be friends i don't know what happened brandon and i just chilled on a porch and talked about when we used to be friends like why did you get so mad when i knocked that stupid pencil off your shoulder that pistol's not stupid you're stupid we're not frisk no more and just like that we were back to square one happy birthday to me look at me with that big old smile i was happy because i was finally chosen to be the school safety the school safety had really cool responsibilities like raising the school flag monitoring the hallways and just having the respect of all the students well all the students minus brayton the bully he treated me like i didn't have the safety bag i get to school and he'd be raising the flag already brayton that's my job what you gonna do about it he never had a hall pass brian i don't mean to start no trouble but do you have a hall pass he just didn't respect me oh yeah breathing that's mine i'm the safety i'm the safety i'm the safety where's your hard pass little boy so i went to the principal and told him brayton well let me show you something doesn't bring that's been a safety for the last six years anytime and i mean anytime we choose someone else he just takes the badge one week i was a safety evie he just took my badge no one can control him desmond run run and i ran for my life so once again my school was having a talent show my frank alyssa and i decided to sing a duet throughout the day we tried to rehearse between classes this new n-o-n got me out here in the water so deep oh desperate you sound like the little girl anytime we were practicing brayden was messing us up bray and here's 20 just leave us alone oh yeah give me that so at the talent show there was no sign of brayton tell me how i'm supposed to free we know yeah can't live can't breathe here i just can't breathe there's no air no air brain cut off my mic and sung my parts the judges thought it was me singing and we lost the talent show all because of britain and his stupid shenanigans so one saturday i heard a knock on my door and it was my good friend bernard he was in town visiting his grandma and i told him all about brenton the school bully brayton is still messing with you i told you to be brave i'm not that strong bernard have you been using that app i showed you oh the home workout app the link to the app is on my stop desmond no more ads this is serious brayden's gonna beat you up if you don't get strong come on we got work to do but now he started training me and let's just say it wasn't easy he had me doing all types of workouts workouts that i never heard of he had me running miles and doing boxing drills for hours man i can't do this i quit you quit don't you want to look like this so you can scare brain off then get up and stop being a weenie after bernard's intense training i was ready i was ready to face britain the next day at school i turned the corner and brayton was there look who it is ugly egghead your mama what do you say to me i said your mama oh you just got yourself beat up yeah that's what you think brayton swung at me and i dipped it then i hit him with a two-piece oh my goodness i got him and then he tried to tackle me oh you think you can bust brain and get away with it i moved out the way and when he turned around i punched him in the face bernard would be so proud at this point i just started doing everything bernard taught me okay that's where you win what was that britain i didn't hear you i said you win yeah that's what i thought i couldn't believe it i actually beat brighton up as i was walking away brayton snuck up behind me and hit me nobody beats britain up turns out it was all a dream today britain was mean as usual but after school is when it all went down but mike where's my bike it was right here are you talking about the green and blue bike oh yeah brayton just took that what okay you can eat my lunch you can punch me in the face but you cannot steal my blooming green bite so i did what any man would do i told my daddy my dad was furious so we hopped in the car and we drove to brayton's house i see him brayton outside so i walked up to him hey brayton um somebody told me that you took my bike one bike the blue and green one you know the one that you tried to steal before oh that bike i didn't know you still wanted it come on i'll take you to it so i'll follow brayton to get my bike well brett it's not too bad after all that's my boy bunk you want some of this too old man no that's mcginnis car got me over here messing with these crazy folks bye-bye forget that bite so anytime we had to write an essay or we had tests brayden would copy off of me and if the teacher noticed that our work was the same i would have to take the fall well your papers are identical which means one of y'all copied who copied it was me i copied if i tried to cover my answers he would punch me if i was done my test before him he would tell me to sit down so he can finish copying i even tried to move my seat one time but brayton was right there i was over it so i came up with the plan one day we were having a test and i picked up two answer sheets that way i can circle the wrong answers on one sheet and the right answers on the other it was so funny because i could see brayton copying my answers and they were wrong when the test was over brayton said give me that other answer sheet other answer sheet i don't know what you're talking about the jig is up desmond i seen another answer sheet now give it to me what brayden you're tripping one wait and i don't know what you're talking about don't maybe get the four three okay okay here yeah that's what i thought that's it on friday i'm beating up brayton for real even worse than i did in my dream so one day our english teacher asked us to pair up in twos for a new project we had to come up with our own product and create a commercial for it me and my friend calissa paired up and brayden didn't like that desmond you're my partner no brayton you make me do all the work you're on your own who you think you talking to i'm talking to you creating just leave us alone this ain't over melissa came over my house to work on a project our product was called skirt skirper juice and our commercial went like juice [Music] so who wants to present first i do i do okay brayton go ahead skirts juice better than root beer a tasty green juice wait a minute he stole our song oh no you didn't that's when you fell for interrupting britain britain you get so our principal would choose students to produce the morning news and my friend zai brayton and myself were chosen i was the anchor zod was the cameraman and brenton controlled the teleprompter i don't want to control this i want to be the anchor no britain nobody want to see your face in the morning you've been acting real tough lately because i'm tired of your crap you're always trying to ball somebody around come over here and say that to my face and we're live in three two good morning longside public and welcome to the news my name is desmond dennis and today is wednesday may 27th we have a few announcements to help you prepare for your day the weather today will be so hot that birds will be pulling worms out of the ground with oven mitts lunch today will be crap as usual the word of the day is doo doo in the court of the day laugh out loud the quote of the day is people say nothing is impossible but i do nothing every day move desmond britton go up there yeah hi my name is brayton and i would like to apologize for desmond's rude rude behavior for lunch i'm going to be giving desmond a knuckle sandwich so last night i didn't get a lot of sleep and i was falling asleep in every classroom my teacher got so mad at me that he made me stand up in the back of the class but that didn't help i just linked on a wall and fell asleep during recess i fell asleep on the jungle gym the bell woke me up and i stood up i tried to walk but then i fell everyone started laughing at me turns out brain tied my shoes together ha ha got you nah that's it i'm not taking any more of brayton's crap hey brayton knock the pencil off oh you wanna fight me all i gotta say is meet me at the park after school so you really wanna do this huh do you not remember half of the things you've done to me you beat me up for no reason you stole my bike twice you tackled me in gym class made a diss track about me enough is enough do you know who i am i'm breaking the bully nobody can beat me up don't say nobody because my friend bernard beat you up i'm done talking you wanted to fight so hit me i just kept staring at him thinking about everything he's done to me i said heavy before he could finish my fist was in his face he got back up like it didn't affect him well this could be harder than i thought then he put me in the headlock you really think you're gonna win you think you're gonna win i got out of it then he tried to punch me but i moved out the way he tried to punch me again but i moved out the way again so that's how bernard beat him up brain can only punch people when they're standing still stop moving nope if you want to beat me up you got to catch me he tried to tackle me but i moved out the way he tried to kick me but he missed i said stay still he tried to hit me again but his punches were getting slower i said stay still i beat up brandon without even touching him okay desmond do it i looked at bray and i couldn't help but to feel sorry for him nah man i'm not gonna do that after really talking to him i learned that brayden had it pretty rough at home that's why he was so bad at school we didn't become friends but we respected each other so after we graduated i really haven't seen brenton around but a couple of months ago i went to a new barber shop and i seen brighton there what is he doing here i thought i would never ever see him again but there he was with that stupid grin on his face even as an adult i'm still scared of him oh look who it is stuttering stanley the little boy that sing like a little girl after all these years he hasn't changed one bit oh so brayton you're a barber now yeah i like to cut people's hair good for you get in my chair no thank you brayton he's going to cut my hair i said get in my chair brayton we aren't kids anymore you can't talk to me boy i said get him with you all right wait and i'm a singer now so take your time with my hair please i got you i was so focused on trying to get to level 50 on this new game i've been playing that i didn't notice what brain was doing to my hair take a look oh brain what do you do he butchered my hair then tried to use that stuff you know what i'm talking about that black paint pretty pretty so on the first day back to school our teacher was asking us what we did this summer and what do you do desmond i play my drums every day good and what do you do this summer brayton i wanted to get better at fighting so i picked up boxing and guess what i haven't lost the match yet ah good for you brayton i bet you're going to kick a lot of butt this year oh i'm glad me and brayton patched things up last year during recess we were playing tag on the jungle gym as i was running i heard somebody yell and it was brighton oh you stepped through my fingers yo brayton it was an accident i'm sorry nah i don't want to hear that you lost my respect well i mean if you seen us running around up here why would you be hanging on the jungle gym oh so now you want to get smart i'ma beat you up after school oh my goodness here we go again come on brayton we're in the 8th grade now can we just talk about this he just looked at me and kept on walking so can you guess what i did i ran out to school when the bell rung i never got my bike back from brayton where he stole it last year so i had to run all the way home i guess i gotta deal with another year of brayton so i decided that i wasn't gonna run away from britain but i can't lie i was a little bit scared i knew you wouldn't show up to fight me yesterday little punk with your ugly red shirt he does know that we all have to wear the same shirt right oh yeah you're a little bit new so you don't even know a couple of years ago we were allowed to wear whatever we wanted but some kids couldn't afford the best clothes and we i mean they would get teased for it yo desmond i got one question what are those i mean really look at your shoes look at your pants look at your shirt hey hey look at your shoes look at your pants look at your shirt everybody come on look at your shoes look at your pants look at your shirt hey hey your whole fit is trash it looks ridiculous so what did the kids do about it they did the only thing they could do they told the principal and the next year we had to wear uniforms oh so that's why we got to wear these red shirts but i like that tint though how did it go look at your shoes look at your pants look at your shirt i remember that look at your shoes look at your pants look at your shirt so my middle school had this tall gate that surrounded the building if you were playing outside you weren't allowed near it and definitely not on the other side well one day during recess i was playing the cat game a game you go around searching for cute cats the length of the game was on my page when all of a sudden my friends i said have you heard brain went on the other side nobody has ever gone on the other side and i had to see it for myself sure enough brayton was on the other side of the gate looking crazy as i don't know what and then he said desmond i dare you to come to the other side huh at our school you couldn't turn down a dare no matter how crazy it was fine i'll do it brayden came back over and i went in say it's kind of nice over here oh take your teacher desmond's on the other side no are you crazy no one's ever been on the other side yeah brain was over here first and then he dare me to now i know britain's not that crazy that's when i'm calling your daddy oh yeah so by this age i was really into music and i wanted to start my own singing group so i held auditions to find three more singers i found two really good singers and all i needed was one more and what's your name britain i looked up and it was brighton the school bully brenton you don't even know how to sing i want to sing and i was like baby baby baby oh baby baby baby no i'm sorry brain but you can't be in my group you better put me in the group i'ma beat you up so at our first rehearsal we were trying to come up with a group name the group name should be brighton and the dum dums and since my name is britain that makes me the lead singer no this is my group the name of the group is britain and the dum-dums so it's my group hey brayton since this is your group shouldn't you be practicing with us i don't need to practice and i don't like your attitude you out the group no so ever since i was a kid i had a habit of shaking my legs half of the times i didn't even notice that my legs were shaking but other people started to notice and that's when the problem started teachers would ask me if i had to go to the bathroom um desmond do you have to go to the bathroom no why ah because your legs are shaking oh it's just a habit my parents started thinking i was being disrespectful i don't care you're not going outside until you do that homework oh you trying to be smart what did i do you shake your legs oh you think you big now no that is just a habit oh so you think i'm stupid but the worst person who noticed was brighton he noticed my legs were shaking in class and he started a rumor that i brought a frog to school look everybody that's man has a frog in his pants well i knew something funny was going on here no no it's just a habit i can't help it no no i'm not falling for that again the principal is waiting ah yeah so let me get this straight you brought a frog to school no i'd just be shaking my legs well brain said he saw this frog so you know what brain says ghost i'm sorry that's about your suspended no so yesterday brayton got me suspended for one day and anytime i got suspended i had to stay at my grandparents house while my parents were at work there wasn't a whole lot to do there they only had basic cables so i couldn't watch my favorite shows the internet wasn't the best so no youtube if i got hungry they only had oodles and noodles and sometimes the oodles and noodles was expired 1992. these noodles are older than me i got a text message from brayton the message said wait let me get my britain voice look what we're watching in class today and then he sent me a video i clicked on a video and my whole entire class was looking at the video of me getting beat up by brayton i could hear everybody laughing even the teacher was laughing i couldn't believe it i'm not even at school and bray is making a fool out of me look at her that's my favorite part no when i go back to school i'm gonna be a laughingstock so on my first day back to school after my suspension brayton was already there starting oh look who it is little egghead stuttering stanley [Music] why you come back to school nobody missed you and they need your help [Music] don't try to make somebody cry brain do what he wants don't make somebody hurt you better get on my face so one day our class was going on a field trip to a museum we were put into groups and of course i was in britain's group our teacher told us to look after one another so that no one would get lost i could see brayton grinning and i knew he was up to something anyways the museum was so fun there were so many cool things to see but i couldn't wait to see the dinosaurs all of a sudden brayton said to me we're going to see the dinosaur bones hurry up i was so excited and i followed him i realized he was lying when i looked around and i was all alone getting lost during a field trip was one of my biggest fears ever i looked at my phone and i had no service i'm all alone how they gonna find me no i'm gonna be trapped forever i calmed down to found a security guard who brought me back to my group you're in big trouble desmond brandon said you ran off and we were looking all over for you you cannot come to the next trip so most people don't know that jeremy army had a real job he used to work at my school sometimes he'll be picking up trash or wiping down the jungle gym and he was also the crossing guard hey come on but jeremy jeremy started doing things that ultimately got him fired like instead of cleaning the jungle gym he was playing on it oh yeah this is what i'm talking about yet but when he was helping kids cross the street he started asking him for five dollars hey young but let me hold five dollars five dollars you got five dollars brain already took my money the final straw was when the principal found your mermaid in the bushes yeah hear me i've been looking all over for you what are you doing in the bushes oh i'm just playing this new spongebob game i'm having a good off oh i see but i'm glad you're having fun because guess what you're fired so no five dollars you'll get your last paycheck in a week jeremy yerman tried to catch the principal but he got away next time i see you i want my five dollars then he went back into the bushes to play the spongebob game so when school was over everyone used to play around in the school parking lot we were tossing the football around and when i threw it it hit brayton who hit me with something of course everyone pointed at me brayton walked up to me and punched me in the face hey man you ain't gotta punch people like that jeremy army came out the bushes and walked up to brayton man if you don't get out of here you're miami leave your mirror me i don't want you to get hurt hey chill young buck i'm just gonna talk to him real quick talk there's no talking to brayton and jeremy army was about to find out i think you need to learn how to keep your hands t.o brain punched jeremy army right in his face oh what he hit me with his fists hey that's what i thought you're me passed out on the ground oh yeah i'm bad hear me hear me pretend that brenton owes you five dollars oh you messed up now i ain't scared of you um yourself man you better go and get my money we gave your me an applause and walked on brayden was a bully at school because he was bullied at home his oldest brother ethan always messed with him give me the doctor that tourists might now no i had it first who you talking to a little boy anytime brayden would get something new anthony would take it right and rest stop it's my new push-up toy mom and dad bought it for me oh yeah it is your birthday well give it to me it's my toy now oh yeah this thing works i'm strong now oh what's getting my earplug ethan took brayton's phone and deleted his game oh why you do that um well since i can't beat you up i'm gonna beat people's best school and that's why brayton's the school bully so one day we were in class learning about black history the presence of african americans and major motion picture rose hey desmond there's something about you that i just don't like i don't like you leave me alone brent and i'm trying to pay attention guess what desmond you got an egghead leave me alone oh since you like speaking out tell me something about the old hollywood i could tell you something about the old hollywood due to racial discrimination hollywood avoided using african-american actress and actress that's right brenton at least somebody's listening here's a pop quiz brenton you don't gotta take it ah yeah so at a young age i was really into music and i built my own recording studio i was recording a lot of people from school and they told everyone that i had the best studio breaking the school bully came up to me and said sorry you ain't the best recording studio yeah i do it's pretty nice look i'll stop being mean to you if you teach me how to record woo you got yourself a deal meet me at my house after school i didn't know why brayden wanted me to teach him but if it meant him not being mean to me anymore i'll do it hi desmond i'm ready to learn so the first thing i did was explain what everything was in my studio and brayton was catching on fast is this the auto-tune button yeah it is oh let me try it thank you for teaching me what you know now i can't stop my own studio everyone's gonna be at my door no one's gonna come here no more thank you for teaching me what happened to the autotune you had me teach you so you can start your own studio yup and i'm gonna run you out of business so i didn't know that brayton bullied other kids i thought i was the only one so i decided to create a podcast for people to call in and tell me the brayton stories welcome to the dmd show where anybody can call and talk about britain caller number one what has brayton done to you oh that boy said straight up crazy one day he just came up to me lunch time and just took my muffin wait what did he take my muffin oh my blueberry muffin he just stuck in he ate it i'm sorry to hear about your muffin what's your name my name oh i can't say that he might be listening i'm hanging up wait wait caller number two why has brayton done to you caller number two oh i'm sorry i was playing the spongebob game oh the krusty kickoff yeah you know what i'm talking about yup that game is so fun the link to the game is on my tick tock page cool but now about brayton one day he asked me to knock a pistol off his shoulder and i did it and he beat me up stop playing he did that to me too hold on we have a third caller hello oh so you wanna be on here talking about me i'm gonna beat you up at school and that's it for today's podcast so when i got to school one day i seen two of my friends bobbing their heads look at your shoes look at your pants look at your shirt shoes look at your pants look at your shirt yo yo desmond's coming turn it off yo what was that song you're not gonna like it yeah brayden made a whole song about you about me what are you talking about you remember back in fifth grade when you wore that funny looking outfit and brayton started talking about you i mean really look at your shoes look at your pants look at your shirt trust me i remember but what about it he made a whole song about it yeah he put it on itunes spotify everywhere oh y'all must be talking about my new song have you heard it desmond it's about you nope and i never will you better listen to it before i get mad okay one day he came to school wearing some funny clothes do you think oh i love it so in the 8th grade everyone started playing this game called openneck basically if you saw someone not paying attention you walked up behind them and smacked the back of the neck with all your mic open that and if you were really good the person would be holding the back of their neck for the rest of the period the only issue was brayton would take it too far every time you'd be looking right at him and he'll still try to hit you instead of using his hands he'll try to use books and instead of hitting you once he'll hit you three times open the over the heck one time he hit me so hard that his handprint was stuck on the back of my neck for days but to brayton it was a one-way game one day i got him back up and that and it didn't go too well what you doing i don't play those stupid games i'm beating you up oh my goodness i'm about to get beat up brent and you open necked me yesterday why can't i open neck you because i'm britain and nobody touches britain get over here open that open head over there over there so one afternoon brayton took a nap and his older brother ethan wanted to play a trick on him break up britain it's time to go to school what time is it it's seven o'clock you're about to be late for school oh no i got people i gotta beat up today brayton got washed up put on some clothes and headed to the curb to wait for the bus i seen him sitting outside and i said brayton why are you sitting on the curb i'm waiting for the school bus why don't you have your school uniform on because it's 7 30. yeah i know stupid 7 30 pm now who's stupid 7 30 p.m why did you say it was time for school because i can get what i want to do and you can't do nothing about it huh little brother who i can't stand you anthony so i would never forget my eighth grade graduation i remember being so excited because i was finally going to be away from brayton rumor had it that he was moving away so in high school i was going to be free my class selected me to give a speech and it was time hi i'm desmond dennis and i can't believe that we're graduating there's so much that i want to say but i don't want to keep you guys too long so i'm just going to talk about the bad things because there's way more bad things i'm not going to say any names but that guy right there has made school so miserable for me i don't even know where to begin at first we were friends but then he just started being mean to me and the principal and all y'all teachers know what i'm talking about because you always scared of him too so all i have to say is that i'm glad i'm graduating because i don't have to see his face no more i didn't hear them call my name to get my diploma and they gave it to brayton to give it to me you missed your turn desmond here's your diploma ooh you got to be a little quicker than that my diploma you just have to bully me one last time huh so many colors you look just like a clown wait you came at school wearing hand-me-downs i seen those clothes before your [Music] [Music] [Music] man look at your shoes look at your beds look at your shirt come on y'all look at your shoes look at your pants look at your shirt look at your shoes look at your shirt look at your shoes look at your look at your pants [Music]

Channel: Desmond Dennis

Views: 18,636,334

Rating: 4.8184586 out of 5

Keywords: childhood, comedy, dez tales, Desmond dennis, for you, funny, high school, narrative, school, school life, singing, stories, story time

Id: Mz88oPB8wdg

Length: 36min 57sec (2217 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 01 2020