The High School Trouble Maker (Marathon)

so me i didn't go to in northern every high school i actually went to a trade school for video editing but at a trade school the classrooms have a mixture of students in different grades and i had two seniors in my video editing class they were actually really mean to me man one of the guys will always pretend like he was laughing at my jokes and when i looked at him he really wasn't with the other guy anytime i would try to defend myself he would grip me up against the wall and both of them always call me egghead and man i got tired of it so one day i called the bully from my middle school brayton smith brain was the toughest bully i've ever seen and he was definitely tougher than these guys before he moved away he told me to call him if i ever needed anything yo desmond what's up man there's these two older kids in my class and they keep messing with me you know what i can just make you tough oh yeah then i can be the bully and they will have to respect me i'm gonna be the best high school bully ever believe it brayden gave me a few tips and i couldn't wait to get back to school y'all bro look who it is it's the egghead who you think you talking to little boy the seniors looked at each other then the crazy one gripped me up against the wall hey yo listen little homie you better watch what you say because we're older and stronger and there's nothing you can do about it huh little freshman as soon as i got home i called britain man i said exactly what you wanted me to say but it didn't work what man that line always works let me hear how you said it who you think you talking to little boy oh no wonder why didn't work you got to put some bass in your voice who you think you talking to little boy no man you just sound creepy try to sound like me who you think you talking to little boy whoa now that's what i'm talking about do it just like that and i want you to download this workout app so you can get strong real fast you're going to need some muscles to match that deep voice after talking to brayton i was fired up and i couldn't wait to go back to school i'm going to be the best bully ever believe it y'all bro look who it is it's the egghead who you think you talking to little boy they were surprised with how deep my voice was but then he said i'm talking to you brayden never told me what to say next so i said oh okay for a second there i thought you were tough but you ain't bad you ain't nothing little freshman when i got home i told brayton i did the deep voice but it didn't work i used to scare you all the time with that voice tell me what happened so i said who you talking to he said i'm talking to you then i said oh okay oh okay man you're hopeless it's time to teach you the brain stare when we were enemies brayton used to always give me the stare and it used to almost make me pee myself let me see you try it am i doing it man you look like a clown try it again how about now it looks like you forgot your glasses try it again uh how about now yes that's it this time i'm ready believe it y'all bro look who it is it's the egghead who you think you talking to little boy i gave them the brayton look and i could tell that they were scared hey yo hold up look at his arms bro he's weak do the thing then the crazy one gripped me up against the wall i ain't going live that look had me shook but i looked at your arms you could tell that we're stronger than you and there's nothing you could do about it huh little freshman as soon as i got home i called brayton listen man i did the voice i gave the look and they still don't respect me wow maybe you don't have what it takes i do have what it takes you're gonna teach me everything you know so i could be the best high school bully ever and then all the kids are gonna respect me believe it somebody's been watching a little too much naruto but now i'm going to teach you about the roll-up sleeves so if you roll up your sleeves it makes your arms look bigger and makes you look tougher what like this oh boy i'm scared of you you look tough now and make sure you use the workout app so your arm is going to get real big the link to the app is on my page y'all bro look who it is they see my arms and they look nervous who you think you talking to little boy this time they were really scared because i had my sleeves rolled up and it made me look strong hey yo hold up look at his hairline bro he got a five head i ain't scared of him man i'm tired of this i went to the principal's office and i told him so let me get this straight there's two students in your class and they're calling you names yes sir they call me five head oh i see hold on listen here students i have your fellow classmate desmond dennis here and he brought it to my attention that some of y'all call him father i don't want nobody doing that no more well there you go desmond you shouldn't have any more problems do you know what you just did to me i'm gonna be the most hated student ever believe it hey yo look who it is it's the five head snitch when i got home i told brayton what happened look man i got a five and two so all you gotta do is put a hat on what like this oh yeah now you look tough oh i can't wait to go to school tomorrow because now i'm ready believe it y'all bro look who it is it's a five head who you think you talking to they were surprised cause my hat was covering up my five head like i said who you think you talking to little boy i ain't gonna lie you making it real hard for me to find something to tease you about but hold up knock knock who's there hey yo bro hey yo bro who hey yo bro get him then the crazy one pit me against the wall when i got home i called brayton so tell me what happened so the morning was normal you know they were teasing me but they see my hat and they got scared see i told you that hat will work yeah but then he said i ain't gonna lie you making it real hard for me to find something shut up you see what i did there i cut you off that's what you gotta learn to do when people talking too much cut them off yeah just like that i'm ready now believe it y'all bro look who it is shut up i don't want to hear you talk no more little boy okay you got hard i'll give you that but this ain't over so after gym class while i was taking a shower someone took my clothes with my clothes they were just here so when i went to class all i had on was my undershirt and it was dirty hey yo everybody look at desmond's undershirt it's dirty stop laughing at me i didn't know it was this dirty oh i just want my mommy when i got home i called brayton man that's crazy did you ever find out who stole your clothes yeah man it was that kid in the middle of class he said hey yo egghead you missing something um you know what i want you to start packing some extra clothes then if they take your clothes again you'll be the tough guy because you still got clothes on is this how i'm gonna get everyone to respect me yes it is just keep on doing everything i'm telling you are you ready you know it believe it so the next day after pe class someone stole my clothes again while i was in the shower in the next class the seniors were so surprised when they saw me because i was still wearing clothes hey yo little freshman where you get those clothes from i thought somebody took your clothes shut up i don't wear you talk no more little boy i had a good feeling today because i did everything britain told me first off they couldn't talk about me because i cut them off in my deep voice they couldn't laugh at my undershirt because i brought extra clothes today they couldn't laugh on my five head because i had a hat on they couldn't laugh at my skinny arms because i rolled up my sleeves which made my arms look bigger and to top it all off i was giving them a brain stare of a lifetime okay okay i see you think you tough now but let's see how tough you are after i beat you up after school do you know what i did when i got home i called brayton brayton we have a big problem man that kid said he's gonna beat me up are you serious yes don't worry man i'm gonna make sure you're ready believe it so brain started preparing me for the fight and it was unpleasant to say the least he had me trying to do one-handed push-ups he had me eat a whole bunch of lettuce he even had me watching avatar the last airbender come on britton how does this help me just shut up and watch the good part is about to come up brayden's training became so intense that i pretended the phone had lost service hello yo hello brayton yeah i'm still here right yo uh i can't hear you i think something's wrong with the phone all right call me back okay i got you oh i thought you gonna hear me yo you better stop playing around okay okay nah just for that i'm gonna have you working like a turkey wait a minute is that desmond give me the phone brenton get out of here anthony ah that's a phone now and it's not nothing you can do about it little boy yo what's up even not too much i heard you got a big fight tomorrow all you gotta do is believe in yourself yeah i'm gonna be the best bully ever tomorrow believe it so after a full day of training i was finally ready brayton taught me how to punch he taught me how to kick and most importantly he taught me to no longer take no sheesh man i think you're ready really yeah but just one more thing it's time to teach you the brain slogan what's the brayton slogan it's something i say to myself every day that keeps me from being scared of anything whoa teach it to me okay okay repeat after me i'm a boss i'm a boss i'm a beast i'm a beast no matter how big you are don't mess with me uh i think i got it oh yeah good luck you got this yo bro look who it is it's the egghead and guess what i'm about to beat him up who you think you talking to little boy i'm talking to you no you're not because guess what i'm a boss i'm a bass no matter how big you are don't mess with me what happened to the dude y'all just knocked him out i did oh yeah i did you want some too uh nah man i'm good you the man yes i did it i became the best high school bully ever i told you to believe it but i definitely have to say thank you to brayton if it wasn't for brayton i don't know what would have happened so thank you brayton thank you so last year i beat up the bully in my class making me the new high school bully my sophomore year was going great until we got a new student is anybody sitting here nah you could sit there he was a little strange he wore a hood over his face and one take it off have we met before you look familiar no we haven't but i know who you are you're the high school bully yup but guess what i'm not really a bully i just pretend so people can respect me i'm actually just a really nice guy and i'm scared that's good to know because guess what i'm a real bully and i don't like fake bullies so one day i'm gonna beat you up it might not be the day it might not be tomorrow but one of these days i'ma get you oh my goodness this kid is crazy so i found this app that lets you create fake text messages so it looks like your friend sent it to you and i made it look like my mom texts me to go to the office i showed my teacher and he let me leave i went outside and called brayton but brayden said he couldn't talk right now so i headed to my science class when i got there the only open seat was next to the new kid listen up everybody we're gonna watch a movie today turn off the lights then the classroom got dark real dark oh yeah you're about to get it oh this is about to be bad man he had me shaking during the whole movie the classroom was so dark and we were sitting in the back row it was the perfect time for him to kick my butt i just closed my eyes and waited until he beat me up but he didn't you should have seen your face little scaredy cat that was it i was dumb being scared so when i got home i called brain yeah what's up desmond how was school terrible we got a new student and he's a bully well he should be scared of you because your school thinks you're the best bully ever yeah well i sort of maybe kind of told him that i'm not really a bully for real you did what why would you do that because it gets tiring being something that you're not i'm not really a bully stop saying that why i'm not really a bully though yes you are no i'm not yes you are no i'm not fine then don't call me when you get beat up oh brian don't let me get beat up please all right well then say it say what that you're a bully i'm a bully and and that i'm not really a bully no no and that nobody and that nobody is going to mess with me it's going to mess with me yeah that's what i'm talking about all right so what's the plan britain the new plan is the old plan all you gotta do is act like me tomorrow i want you to give him the face oh yeah the face good idea well look who it is it's the scaredy cat who you think you talking to little boy and then i gave him the look do you think i'm really scared of the look get out my face little boy oh my goodness how does he know about the look i know what you're thinking how do i know about the look well there's a lot that you don't know about me when i got home i called brayton brayton the look didn't work what do you mean it didn't work that look always works i know but he knew about it he knew about it what are you talking about he already knew what the look was as if he made it up himself wait a minute brayton i think i know who he is oh you do oh who do you think it is well obviously he's a bully that steals other bullies mojo because didn't you come up with the look yeah i did that's what i thought so i'm gonna have to come up with my own ideas i'm gonna be the best bully ever believe it well look who it is it's the scaredy cat who you think you talking to little boy and then i stared at him oh so you're not gonna give me the look today i didn't say nothing i just kept on staring at him oh you're messing with the wrong one i was the champion of the staring contest for ten whole years i still didn't say nothing i just kept on staring at him uh huh that's what i like to see give me a real challenge i'm not gonna lie my eyes were getting so dry oh yeah it looks like somebody's eyes are getting dry you wanna blink it was getting real hard but i was not gonna blink and just so you know the longest i kept my eyes open for was two hours i couldn't hold it anymore i started blinking oh yeah that's what i thought when i got home i called brayton so tell me what happened at school i tried staring at the bully to scare him but it didn't work why didn't it work turns out he was the staring contest champion for the last 10 years oh man so what are you gonna do oh no that's why i'm calling you you really need to figure it out on your own when you go back to school try something new again yeah this time i'm really gonna scare him believe it well look who it is it's the scaredy cat i was ready to try my new strategy yo man why you always messing with me i'ma beat you up ain't scared of you huh what is this what you mean what this is i'm showing you how crazy i am i'm crazy you're not crazy you're just pretending and i'm not buying it oh how did he know when i got home i called britain it didn't work brayton nothing's working hold up do you think i look like snoop dogg come on brayton come on okay okay you know what let me see your face yeah that's the problem what what's wrong with my face you don't look like a bully you need to cut your mustache off my mustache no do you want to keep on getting bullied no then cut your mustache off to make you feel better i'll do it too so we both shaved off our mustaches ah i don't like how i look i look ugly oh yeah you do but you look tough though and that's all that matters look who it is you don't got no mustache on you look like a little baby a little baby oh leave me alone oh baby where's your mommy you want your mommy you better stop it i did this so i could look tough so you could look tough you don't look tough you look like a little baby no when i got home i called brayden wait and he said i look like a baby man you made me cut off my mustache for nothing okay okay so he said this kid wears a hood right yeah he does so you should go to school and wear a hood too that way when he sees you he's going to respect you because you look just like him you know what britain that might just work so the next day at school i wore a hood over my face wait who are you what you can't tell it's me why you got that hood on your face because you know i just i i just wanted to be like you you know i i just wanted to try and see how it felt you know where hood on my face you know like you know what i mean yeah i know what you mean so pretty much you just want to get beat up right oh no because i hate when people copy all for me i'm going to beat you up and that's fine oh come on man no tomorrow i'm going to beat you down so get ready when i got home i called britain brent we got a big problem he's gonna beat you down tomorrow wait how do you know it's all over facebook haven't you seen no i ain't see that oh man he's gonna kick my butt what do i do nah man you gotta figure this one out on your own i can't keep on doing this for you so you gonna up and leave me now come on don't act like that sorry man so now i was on my own i had to figure it out myself i didn't play any video games i didn't need dinner i was just trying to come up with a plan i decided that i was gonna just stand up for myself after school the next day the bully was outside waiting for me so are you ready for this look man to keep it 100 it's a little chilly out here so you know when you get hurt when it's cold the pain is just way worse so with that being said i'm not really looking forward to this but if this is what you want to do then i i guess i'm ready man come on before i knew it he punched me dead to the ground oh my goodness stop being solving get up i got up and i swung at him but i missed oh man you're gonna have to do better than that i swung at him again and this time i got him oh yeah that's what i'm talking about you like that you like that yeah but now it's my turn he tried to punch me but i blocked it now that's a surprise well look i got a surprise for you too then he lift up his hands and pull down his hood i could not believe who it was it was my old friend bernard but now bernard but why well last year me and britton became friends and he told me everything that was happening to you so when i found out i was moving back here brayton and i came up with this plan to teach you how to stand up for yourself wait so brandon knew all along yes he did so after all this tell me what did you learn what did i learn what did i learn i learned that i can't trust nobody believe it

Channel: Desmond Dennis

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Length: 16min 28sec (988 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 26 2021