[Rain in background] He is back [Loud Thunder] After all this time we thought he had gone away. [SOFLO] This is definitely me when I'm driving Melted into the shadows of Facebook, Never to return to YouTube again, BUT HE IS BACK. This time making his own content, Even though most of us probably think he should just go back to stealing videos Because they were way more entertaining When he stole them from other people. You know who I'm talking about The menace, The great Sith Lord of YouTube: SoFloooooooooo [cough] Wow, Ethan. Great moves, keep it up. Proud of you! ♫ H3H3 Theme Song ♫ Soflo Antonio is back. And he started making his own brand of comedy. My god. It's so bad That when you watch this, I promise you everyone is just gonna be like You know what dawg, maybe you should start pirating videos again. Eh- it- [Studder] Compared to this shit, I'm not even gonna be angry, just starting stealing videos, dawg. This- [Studder] You're way better off doing that. [Shouting] Hila! [Shouting in a calming voice] Hilaaa! [Funky Music plays] [ETHAN] Hil-
[Hila] 'Sup? [ETHAN] Oh hey, what's up, yeah. [ETHAN] So, let's watch this video. [explosion sound]
[Together] Pound it. [Hila Laughs]
[ETHAN] All right, let's do this shit. So the first thing is That I mean Here's the title: "Girl Accuses Boyfriend of Cheating with Best Friend" "GONE WRONG" Guys, it's not a SoFlo brand without throwing in a "Gone Wrong" into the title, and frankly, even though he's trying to clean up his act, and he's trying to do better, be this very respectable brand, he's still throwing in the "Gone Wrongs". [HILA] Now, I'm noticing something cool and new [ETHAN] Whats that? [HILA] And, [HILA] SoFlo likes to put his watermark everywhere.
[ETHAN] Yeah, yeah. It wasn't enough with the little one and the new one on the video and now she's got it on the shirt. [ETHAN] She's wearing a watermark. Nobody knows about protecting your content as much as SoFlo. He- he knows full well how easy it is to steal and use other people's content. So, he's protecting his own content. [HILA] Yeah. [ETHAN] He's like- When you like- have a master counterfeiter who's like- defrauded the government because he makes the best fake money and they hired him to help create theft-proof banknotes, that's SoFlo right now. well I wouldn't ever do that but my
boyfriend's been acting really weird lately and just last week he started
working late So, acting is on par already with lemon stealing whores. [WOMAN] Those damn lemon stealing whores! [HILA] And the subtitles for blind men. [ETHAN] Subtitles are huge and I love how they- they highlight just one word like: "Hey guys, just incase you didn't have the mental capacity as fans of SoFlo are lacking to read the whole thing, we basically just summarized in one word." what's going on [Intense Sound Effect] [ETHAN] Paul, you scummy fuck. You would cheat on her?! She's is such a beautiful, perfect woman. I could tell it just from my- my 5 second perception that she... deserves better! let's do this I really hope it's not
what we think it is [Sick Music] [Sick Dance] [Music Ends] this is this is literally my best
friend's neighborhood she literally [Intense Music] [ETHAN] Dude, I'm so tense right now. [Hila chuckles] The music is building up, these girls are going in, what do y- I mean what do you expect to happen? [HILA] He's going to be cheating on her. [ETHAN] God, I hope not. I- She's just she's such a bold wonderful girl. She's got so much going for her. She's pretty, she has straight hair. [HILA] Yeah. [ETHAN] She has so much going for her. Like I just, I emphasize with her so much. 'cause she's pretty and has- she like, looks good... so I don't want anything bad to happen to her [More Intense Music..] [Knocks] [INTENSE SOUND EFFECT] [Even more Intense Music] [ETHAN] Fucking scumbag. [HILA] No way! [ETHAN] I love how she just opens the door, MEAGAN? [HILA] What the fuck? [ETHAN] What... the... fuck? (bad acting) How can e- I mean How could this even be framed as real? Meagan? What the fuuuuuuuuuuck? It's crazy! [ETHAN] She's going for the Emmy. This is a big moment. It's your big moment, girl! This is when your career got (gets?) started. [INTENSE MUSIC] [ETHAN] You ready for this twist? [HILA] I think SoFlo should get an award for the writing here. [ETHAN] Duuuuuuuude. Plans for fucking up.... my life? NO Plans .. to .. be .. a part of my life. [HILA] Heh. [ETHAN] This is a real moment. [joyful music] [ETHAN] For two weeks, bitch? What the fuck were you planning? Gimme the details How much planning Did-went into this moment for two weeks? ...k? Why did he have the ring on him? [HILA] What were they planning for? You just asked her will you marry me? He was planning what fucking position to drive his fucking dick into her butt. because that's what was going on in this fake video that I'm analyzing too much analyzing too much, they're still
cheating and you just got played Honestly having the ring on you is like
the perfect anti-cheating explanation. just carry that shit on you and you're good this isn't heartwarming, this is terrible.
[HILA]: Yeah, she got played hard [ETHAN] She didn't deserve that, she was so pretty
she was so pretty and her hair was so straight. [HILA] So straight. she said she deserves so much better
with hair like that unbelievable this is such a tragedy see
you guys that's it huh oh here's another one so
full mystery I'm supposed to be at work right now but
oh god please god no ok you got I'm scared you got me I'm
scared dad catches his daughter in the app and act what does that mean active what getting
fucking rail getting trained dog getting that fuggin like in the Ass you really
want to know what that means Hila? I don't know if you're old enough your
dad is scarier than him though yeah I've seen worse when dad when Hila's dad comes around this is me put up my collar I like my get all scared and shit
get all polite and shit I just go yes Mr. Hila, yes Mr. Hila, yes Mr. Hila
nice to see you sir I get very scared around your dad good i came home early because I think
my daughter has been smoking after school so I asked SoFlo to investigate [Dramatic Music] watch she's gonna be wrapping a present
for his birthday or some shit right, (Hila laughs) watch -What the hell is going on?! -What the hell dad! -What the hell are you doing? -I-I-I'm sorry sir! -Are you crying? (Cries) Are you crying right now? I'm not trying to make you cry, but if you ever
come around here again I'm gonna (bleep) you up for real GO! got em got em? I get the feeling we're
supposed to be like yeah that's a good dad. Dad of the week but nah i don't
know that seemed more, kinda insane. well let's see what's the message here at the end [Dramatic Music] [Dramatic Music] Well at least she wasn't smoking. OOOHOO at least she wasn't smoking. well she was smokin
cock -Oh shit! -Dad didn't like that though I don't get
this whole like I'm gonna fucking kill you if you touch my daughter yea, it's like dawg, she's gonna f- she's gonna suck some dick you can't stop that. she's not that young
also she looks 20 by the way like look look dad's out there your
daughter's gonna put a dick in her mouth and there's nothing you can do to stop her
i mean it's gonna happen you just have to you know try your best to make
sure she makes good decisions but dude... mean I'm gonna get real with you guys
now ok you should make your own SoFloBro
with his speech at the end I'm get like son I appreciate what daughter I
appreciate what you're doing it's gonna happen here's some condoms I wish you the best
and I've also put a fucking AIDS in the condom to teach you a lesson now you
have AIDS Okay? never have sex you idiot i told you
the only way to prevent having sex is to have not have sex okay abstinence-only
I'll get my fucking daughter AIDS I don't give a shit on one hand I'm proud of him
he's out there he's doing some new stuff he's kind he's honestly pushing the edge
making new content yeah respectable on the other hand so looking forward to seeing you guys in
the next video thank you for joining us we appreciate you love you and we'll see
you next time Pound it! *ultimate pound* [Wow Ethan, Great Moves, Keep It Up, Proud of You] ♫ H3H3 Theme Song ♫
