The REAL Krabby Patty Secret Formula 🍔 Bikini Bottom Mysteries S3 Ep. 2

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the krabby patty is not what it seems so we set out to uncover the truth about the chronic cravings the dangerous ingredients and finally the elusive secret formula this is big kidney bottom mysteries every day schools of fish swarm the krusty krab feeding frenzies occur at local grocery stores and starfish lose all self-respect oh boy 3 a.m all thanks to the coveted and mysterious burger the krabby patty sure a fish wanting a burger sounds totally normal but a close study of local bikini bottomites suggests they don't just want krabby patties but they appear to have developed a fundamental need for krabby patties so hungry exhibit a chronic cravings the krabby patty is full of mysteries who cooks them when spongebob's not there how do you actually spell patty and what is the secret formula yes don't worry we're getting to that but one thing that is certain once you take even one bite of a krabby patty you'll never stop coming back for more remember local krabby patty critics squidward tentacles that thing is a heart attack on our body well this is him after taking just one bite of a krabby patty sheldon plankton once had a promising future as a respected criminal but now he won't hesitate to throw himself into a dangerous pit of electricity just to be closer to a krabby patty and patrick starr used to be passionate about sleeping as much as physically possible but nowadays his disgusting habit won't even let him sleep through the night oh boy 3 a.m [Music] [Applause] if he does according to the cook himself he will surely suffer from krabby patty withdrawal what's happening let me say that again crabby patty withdrawal patrick is suffering from krabby patty withdrawal so who's really eating who is the krabby patty the one consuming the customer becoming the driving force behind every decision they make once respectable businessmen shamelessly eat old rotting patties renowned fry cooks bow to marry their sandwich sweethearts may i call you patty and even superheroes once sworn to protect bikini bottom will turn to the side of terror and evil just because they couldn't get their fix now wait just a darn minute i want a krabby patty but it's just a harmless sandwich right wrong exhibit b dangerous ingredients while the krusty krab may want to sell you the narrative that the krabby patty is healthy nothing could be further from the truth let's go back in time to the mysterious origins of the krabby patty and what just may be the most elaborate cover-up since the great balloon scandal of bikini bottom enter eugene krabs the supposed soul creator of the krabby patty but our records indicate he was once unknown associate of evil mastermind sheldon plankton and together the two of them created a long forgotten burger known only as the plab patty but don't be fooled by its incredibly appetizing name because the plaid patty was proven to be disgusting dangerous and diabolical these public health concerns forced crabs to alter the plab patty recipe adding six new ingredients to create a safer patty the krabby patty i discovered the perfect patty batter but newly uncovered footage reveals a shocking truth about those six ingredients they were never even taken out of their bottles never able to mix with the rest of the batter that's right the plaid patty batter was never changed at all meaning the krabby patty and the dangerous plaid patty are the same patty not convinced fast forward to present day and krabby patties have caused more emergencies breakdowns and zombie apocalypses than any other underwater burger in the world coincidence we don't think so so how did a simple rebranding trick all of bikini bottom into liking this disgusting burger the answer just may lie in exhibit c the secret formula for ages researchers students and various holy men have scoured the earth for answers to that age-old question what is the krabby patty's secret formula their combined efforts have led us to three groundbreaking documents we believe are the key to the shocking truth about the fishy formula our first document actually reveals a few of the elusive ingredients ingredients like a teaspoon of zoysia four entire cups of gadget and even an unknown quantity of chopped default so yeah no surprises there wait a minute but hold your seahorses because according to our second document the formula is not just a list of simple ingredients but in fact delves into molecular physics could this explain the strange effects that paddies have on bikini bottomites has the paddy's very biochemistry been engineered to control the minds of its customers but hold your sea horses again because that's nothing compared to our third document the one that reveals one additional ingredient an ingredient so disgusting so sickening and just downright wrong that mr krabs has kept it a secret since the very creation of the krabby patty the horrifying truth about each and every krabby patty in bikini bottom is that they each contain an entire pinch of chum that's right the very same repulsive ingredient used at the chum bucket gross right that's disgusting can these horrifying secrets really be true or is the krabby patty just misunderstood we may never know the truth about the krabby patty the plaid patty or the secret formula but one thing's for sure it will go straight to your thighs trust me [Music] and now for a bikini bottom bonus mystery as an underwater city it stands to reason that bikini bottom would be full of sea creatures duh we're made to believe that land creatures can't even visit bikini bottom without the help of specialized equipment like air helmets oxygen tanks or underwater tree domes but then how do you explain countless sightings of cockroaches crickets flies pet dogs senior citizens and a gorilla riding a zebra into the sunset file this one under w for wait how is there a sunset if they're underwater have you seen something strange under the sea leave us a comment and tune in next time for more investigations that will blow your pores strip your scales and flip your fins like subscribe and remember if the pineapple fits live in it [Music]
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Channel: SpongeBob SquarePants Official
Views: 3,332,313
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Keywords: krusty krab, krabby patty, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, squidward tentacles, squidward spongebob, patrick spongebob, patrick star, plankton spongebob, sandy cheeks, mr krabs, spongebob episodes, spongebob music, spongebob nick, nickelodeon, nick show, bikini bottom mysteries, spongebob bikini bottom mysteries, spongebob mysteries, spongebob bbm, bbm, krabby patty secret formula, whats really in the krabby patty secret formula
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Length: 7min 40sec (460 seconds)
Published: Fri Dec 25 2020
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