Bikini Bottom is home
to some strange businesses. But how big do they actually get? Let's check out
Bikini Bottom's biggest buildings. Uh! Uh! Uh! One. Two. Three. Four. Hey, Patrick. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy trading cards? No, I'm thinking about buying this book
on counting. Three. Four. What's going to happen next? Five! Holy, super happy, fun time!
This book's good! I'll take it! Alright, Patrick,
let's unveil the new schnoz. Wait! Stop! Careful, SpongeBob! This fragile stitching
requires tender care. Allow me to carefully remove the bandages. There it is, Patrick,
your brand new sniffer! Looking good, buddy! Well, Patrick, here it is,
the Palace of Pranks. The greatest novelty shop
in Bikini Bottom. Ah, nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items,
pranks, gags and gross out toys as far as the eye can see! Isn't it everything I said it would be,
Patrick? Hey, seanut brittle!
Oh darn it, not again! [laughing] Alright, put the money in the bag! Alright, give me the money! Will that be from your savings
or your checking account, sir? - Savings.
- May I please see some identification? - Sure, there ya go.
- Thank you. Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents
for both of your accounts. - Oh.
- Next. It went better than expected. Bikini Bottom Pin Factory! Shiny, no! I'll save you! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! [unintelligible] You need to watch where you're going. You could get popped
in a place like that, Hold on, there's something
tickling my nose. Uh. Patrick, shopping for cookery,
very suspicious. Ah, he's coming back! Ah! Ha! Silly me. Hey, Sandy, have you ever heard the one
about the squirrel and the tin cans? I don't think so. Well, it goes like this! Oh, wait, I forgot the punch line. Oh, yeah! [laughing] That's a good one, isn't it? [mumbling] - Woah.
- Oh! I was just ooh, ooh,
thing not on the thing. Oh a-- - Who is that imbecile?
- It's Squidward Tentacles. Apparently, he's a clarinet player. [mumbling] Hi, Pearl. Hey, girl, let's hang out! Uh! I can't, I have to work
at A Hot Dog on a String today. Brad called in sick
so, I'm in charge of stringing the dogs. Totally, lame. I-- I guess I'll see you later then. Uh, can I get one with a... extra string? Uh! [laughing] Hey, who are those guys? Ah, are they here to fix the TV? [mumbling] No more phone solicitors,
no more SpongeBob, No more company [unintelligible],
no more SpongeBob, No more road rage, no more SpongeBob, No more insurance payments,
no more SpongeBob, No more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! What about now?
Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?
Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? So you want to know if I can feel it? Yeah! Do you really want to know
if I can feel it? Yeah! Yeah! Because I can feel it. You want to know what I'm feeling? Yes! I'm feeling like a total barnacle head! ♪ And that's why you're my goofy wooky
Turdy bear ♪ I hate my life. Next stop is I wrote this by Patrick Star. Yuck! This one's really bad,
made my eyeballs throw up. Oh, yeah. I don't care how awful his poem is, we spent his 100 bucks already. Come on, guys, we're going to do this
if it kills us. A one! A two! And a-- [piano playing] They wanted you to have this. My song! The Milkshake Academy. You know, boy milkshaking technology and know how has advanced
that you were last a cadet. I shall do my best, sir. Hey, look, up in the sea! I don't think he's wearing a parachute. At ease, cadets. Umm. Come on, Gary, we're gonna be late
for the big race! And now for the lighting of the torch
of good sportsmanship. Please join me in welcoming snail racing's first ever champion,
Lightning Larry Luciano. Would ya look at that folks?
Lightning Larry Luciano, a living legend slowly making his way center stage. And what a proud moment for this sport. The crowd is going absolutely nuts...
for Larry. He's almost there. Ha-ha. Ah, yes, sirree. [mumbling] No! [screaming] [grunting] [mumbling] No! No! Okay, SpongeBob, this one's gonna be fun! We just whack each other
with these giant ear cleaners 'til one of us falls off! On your mark! Get set! Sandy, are you sure
we're supposed to be standing up here? - Go!
- Ah! Come on, SpongeBob. We're going for a tandem ride
through the park. Gee, that sounds safe!
I mean fun. So, I was all ready to drain the fries
but I cooked the fries - slightly too long so--
- SpongeBob-- So, here's where the bizarre twist
comes in. - SpongeBob--
- They weren't overcooked at all! SpongeBob, look! - Wow!
- Wow, an indoor pool! This place is fancy. Cannonball! [laughing]
