(gentle chiming) (leaves rustling)
(birds chirping) (gentle jingling) (upbeat rock music) (helicopter whirring) (truck rumbling) (horn honking) ♪ I know I can't always win ♪ ♪ I can't do anything ♪ ♪ I do more than
dream, I think ♪ ♪ You make everything ♪ ♪ Everything just right ♪ ♪ So alive ♪ ♪ Life is good when
you're around ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ ♪ I can't believe
what I have found ♪ ♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪ ♪ One thing I have to know ♪ ♪ Just how far we could go ♪ ♪ I want to go outside
and show the whole world ♪ ♪ That everything I've got ♪ ♪ Some say is not a lot ♪ ♪ But it's what I want ♪ ♪ Life is good when
you're around ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪ ♪ What I have found ♪ ♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪ ♪ You wait to hear my call ♪ ♪ You know just what to say ♪ ♪ How could you be so cool ♪ ♪ Life is good when
you're around ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪ ♪ What I have found ♪ ♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪ ♪ Life is good ♪ (lively music) ♪ Uh-oh, uh-oh, yeah ♪ - Wow. This is amazing. I think half of Palm
Beach has turned out for the world premiere
of "Spy Teen II." (reporter speaks in
foreign language) And I see the limo now
with teen heartthrob and star of "Spy Teen
II," Mr. Eddie Tudor! (crowd cheers) (upbeat music) ♪ You're a superstar ♪ Congratulations on
the movie, Eddie. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Hey, Palm Beach! (crowd cheers) - Your fans are waiting for you! (crowd cheers) ♪ Don't take for granted ♪ They're going crazy! There's thousands of them! - Someday, that'll be me. - Hey, turn that
junk off, will you? Come on, hurry up! Get dressed! You're gonna be late for school! Got a big day starting
tomorrow, you know! We've gotta work this weekend. - Did you hear that, Pop?! You said "weekend." That's the time you're
supposed to rest! - Says who?! Anyway, it's the O'Leary Estate. Have you seen their backyard? Oh, it's a thing of beauty. It's gonna be you and
me and dirt and worms. What could be better? (somber music) - I miss you guys. - [Crowd] Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! (helicopter whirring) (dramatic music) - [Nick] Action! (upbeat rock music) (body whooshing) - Oh, yeah. - [Nick] Cut! - Look, first of all,
it is one front flip before you get into the car, eh? And you have to look behind you to make sure they're
not following you,
before you peel off. - Listen, if somebody
was chasing you, you wouldn't look back to see if they were still chasing you. You're stupid! Now, I'm going to do two
front flips 'cause I can! - Gunther, did we get that? - No.
- No. Jean-Pierre, how do you
say director in French? - He's acting like a child! - He is a child. (Jean-Pierre sighs) - I should have opened a cafe. (towel thuds) - Listen, I don't care
what you have to do. Work it out. We're happy in Palm Beach. We want to stay here. How are you?
- Good. - Know your lines?
- Yes. - Get your stunts down? - Yes.
- Hey, listen up. People are spreading the word that you're creating
problems on the set, and there's a whole lot of
cash riding on this production, so if you don't
change your attitude, they will replace you. Got it? - Yeah, I got it. - Mm-mm. And another thing, no more
pretend fainting spells to get out of work. You hear me? - Yeah, I hear you. - Good. I'll see you later, babe. (cellphone ringing)
- Bye, Mom. - Mm-hm. Hello. - Hey, Elizabeth, better
not lose the stylist, or you might end up looking
fat like in your last picture. - I hate you, Eddie Tudor. - You're getting mighty big
for your britches there, kid. - What does that mean? - It means you're acting
like a little jerk. You're not that cute little
seven-year-old anymore, Eddie. You better watch it. - You better watch it, Jerry,
before my mom finds out you're too old to read my
contracts and gets a new agent. - Whoa, nice. (gentle music) (car engine whirs)
(car engine rumbles) (upbeat rock music) - Hey. What's up, little man? - Nothing much. Just reading this
book you gave me. It's awesome. - Yeah, that's great. Glad you like it. - Yeah, check out this part. "Be careful in the
use of mirrors. It teaches the actor
to look on the outside and not the inside of his soul." - That's an important one. - Yeah. All right, what does it mean? - Well, I think
what he's saying is that acting is
about real emotions, not just about making
faces for the camera. - Oh, like when Eddie
Tudor tells Lady Elizabeth that she's the prettiest
girl on the pirate ship? - Yeah, like that. - "Aye, matey, I'll never
let one of your pirates free until I get my Lady
Elizabeth with me." "Lady Elizabeth, you're
the most beautiful girl I've ever met." (Miles applauds) Thank you. Thank you.
- Good show. - All right. Now,
it's your turn. - Nah, I don't... - Come on. - No, I'm not in the mood today. - Come on, Miles.
- No, look, I'm tired. It's the morning. It's early.
- You know what, it's because you're lazy, and that's why
you just sit on this lawn chair all day and do nothing. Come on. - Fine. A short one. "If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart absent thee
from felicity awhile, and in this harsh world
draw thy breath in pain, to tell my story." (Tom applauds) - That was great. - Thanks. - It's too bad you got
caught up in cheesy movies and lost your career. - I didn't lose my career. I walked away from it
because I became an idiot. - Let's go, Tom! (Tom speaks in foreign language) (Miles speaks in
foreign language) (gentle music) What's he got you
speaking Italian for? - Well, it's good to know
accents for different roles. - Yeah, well, just remember, we've got a busy
weekend ahead of us. - Yeah, Pop, look,
I'm not so sure I want to work with
you this weekend. - You think I'm
gonna give you money? You got to work for money. - I know, I know. It's just that the school
has this acting club called The Broadway Players, and- - The Broadway what? - Players. They meet every weekend
and sometimes at night. I was hoping that
maybe I could join. - So you're going to
join an acting group. What about work? - Well, maybe I can get a job
in the studio after school and work on the sets. - You don't know what you're
talking about, Thomas. That production in there
ain't hiring locals. They're a bunch of pig heads with no respect for
the working man. Palm Beach is looking to
kick them out any day now. And that's why you are gonna
go to work this weekend, learn landscaping,
and that's that. - I don't want to
learn landscaping. - Landscaping is great work! - I'm not good at it. And, frankly, I just hate dirt. - There's money in dirt. (Tom sighs) Look, Thomas... - Look, Pop, I'll work
with you this weekend, but not because I want to. ♪ 'Cause I want to be sweet,
but I want to be wild ♪ ♪ And I want to
fly out of sight ♪ ♪ So I made a mistake,
and I'll do it again ♪ ♪ But I do the best that I can ♪ ♪ This is me, can't ignore it ♪ (school bell ringing) - Hey, Tommy. Do Darth Sidious. - "His death was
a necessary loss. Soon, I will have
a new apprentice, one that's younger
and more powerful." - Hi, Tom. - Hey, Sandy. - Hey, do Eddie Tudor. - "Oh, yeah." (Sandy chuckles) - Hey, loser! - Did you just call me a loser? - Yeah, I did.
That's my girlfriend! - A thousand pardons, sir. - Talk to me in a normal voice, or I'm gonna punch
you in the face. (school bell ringing)
- Ah, saved by the bell. That's the luck of
the Irish for you. ♪ This is me ♪ ♪ This is me ♪ Aye, matey, drop your sword. - No way, man. - That's not what
a pirate would say. Pirate would say, "I'll
never drop me sword to you, you scurvy dog!" (objects clattering)
(beakers crashing) Uh-oh.
- Tom Canty, I have had it with you! - What's the matter
with you, boy? Don't you have any interest
in any of your subjects? (Tom sighs) Well, then what are we
supposed to do with you? I can't possibly send
you to detention again, because it does no good. What do you want to
do with your life? - I want to be Eddie Tudor. - Who? - You know, actor. He's in all the movies, like "Pirates of the
Peninsula" and "Spy Teen." - You want to be an actor? - Yeah, that's what I want
to be, in all the movies. I mean, I have books on
acting and everything. - Then get yourself
in an acting class. (Principal chuckles) But while you're in my school, I'm gonna need you to
behave and pay attention. - Okay. - Listen, The Broadway
Players are meeting in the auditorium
this afternoon. You know what that is? - Yeah. - Then go. (upbeat rock music) - I don't even want
to be an actor. I want to take the boat out. This was supposed
to be my day off. - What can I tell you?
The schedule changed. - This stinks. I don't get any time to
breathe around this dump. - Dit dit dit dit
dit dit dit dit. I don't want to hear
any more about it. - Well, maybe if I had a dad, he'd want to hang out with
me, and I could get out of it. - Okay, enough with
the guilt trip, Eddie. You have me. That's enough. (cellphone rings) (cellphone beeps) Okay, talk to me. Well, how'd it go? You were supposed to fix it. No... Hold on. Eddie, go in the trailer
for a second, okay? I have to work out
a little problem. - Fine. - Am I hearing this? 'Cause I'm not happy. Not happy. ♪ Reaching out, breaking free ♪ ♪ Breaking free ♪
♪ Constantly falling forward ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm just going
for it, this is me ♪ - I hate my life. ♪ More than what you see ♪ ♪ Finding out who I am ♪ - Hey. - Hey. - Hey, I was just wondering, do you guys have
any jobs available? - On the lot? - Yeah. - Come back on Tuesday
from nine to three. - For what? - To fill out an application. - Oh, oh, oh, I don't
know if I want a job, I just want to see
if there are any. - Well, when you figure it out, come back on Tuesday
from nine to three. - Okay, thanks. (gentle music) Hey. Eddie Tudor. Psst! Psst! Psst! Psst! Shh. I don't want your bodyguard
to beat me up or anything. - I don't have a bodyguard. - You don't? - Who the heck are you? - Tom Canty. - Look, what do you want
from me? An autograph? - Oh. No, I just wanted
to stop by and say hi. I don't have many friends, just a whole bunch of
old people and losers. - Yeah, I can tell. - Yeah, well, it's pretty cool that you get to act in
movies all the time. - Oh, you're an actor? - Yeah. - What have you been in? - This and that. Well, nothing yet,
but I'm hoping to be. - Why? I mean, it's not like
it's fun or anything. It's not like you can
take your boat out, or blow up old set
props when you want to. It's just, "rehearse
this" and "act this," and "smile here" and "go there." It's kind of annoying. - Sounds great to me. - You have a dad? - No. No, my parents died. I live with my grandpa. You?
- Nah, never knew him. I don't know where he is now. - Ooh, that's horrible. - You want to see my boat? - Sure. - Cool. - [Tom] Wow, that's so awesome! It's an Ebbtide! - [Eddie] Yeah, I know. - [Tom] Are you gonna
take it out today? - Well, not right now,
but I do know how. I had to drive a boat
for my last movie. I do all my own stunts, and the special effects
people taught me how. They're the coolest people to
know on the set. It's great. They even taught me
how to hot-wire it. Just for fun, though. They made me promise
not to steal a boat. (Eddie chuckles) - Still sounds cool to me. - Do you have an Xbox? - No. No, my pop's really
strict on stuff like that. Sometimes, we go down
to the local coffee shop and we can play
some arcade games, but nothing more than that. - I have an Xbox
back in my trailer. - You do? (car engine rumbling) (car crashes) (tires screeching) Wow, your mom really
lets you play this? - She has no idea what I do. Well, she wasn't
always a producer, but now she's just
busy all the time. But whatever. Who cares? - Yeah, my grandpa just
works in people's backyards. I know Miles Henlon, though. Yeah, he's an actor. He used to work on this show
called "Palm Beach High." It was shot on this lot. And he did a lot of
movies in the '80s. He met Marlon Brando once. That's his hero. - Who? - Marlon Brando, the greatest
actor that ever lived? - Oh. - Whoa, is that your suit?! - Yeah. (Tom chuckles) - Unbelievable! You know, it's not
as shiny close up. - Well, that's 'cause
they spray this shiny goo all over it before I shoot. It's cool. - And that's where you
keep your G4X laser! Oh, man, that's awesome. - Yeah. - You don't mind if
I try it on, do you? - No, go ahead. Whatever. - Sweet. (gentle music) (car engine rumbling) (car crashes) (tires screeching) (car crashes) (tires screeching) "Oh, yeah." - Holy cow. You look just like me. Unbelievable. Wait a minute. Take this. (car engine rumbling) (tires screeching) (car crashes) (gentle music) - [Both] Whoa. (gentle knocking) - Come in. - We're ready for
rehearsal, Mr. Tudor. - Well, Eddie, I
should be going. Maybe we can switch it,
hang out again sometime. - Oh, wait! - [Eddie] See you. - Well? - "Oh, yeah"? - I'll wait for you outside. (Tom groans) (sneaking music) - Hey! Hey. What are you doing here?! What are you do... This is Gate L. I think we just had an intruder. (gentle guitar music) - Thomas! - [Eddie] Oh, man. It's his grandfather. - What the bejesus is going through that crazy
mind of yours?! You know you had me
worried half to death?! You know that?! When you didn't come
home from school, I knew exactly
where to find you! Now, get in there! You know, you think
you want to be an actor 'cause you think it's easy, huh? Put your seat belt on. Life is about hard
work and sacrifice. You don't get something
for nothing, Thomas. You got to work. And you work hard, good
things will happen. What do I always tell you? Well, what do I always tell you? (Pop sighs) You know, a crazy person
could have snatched you right up off the street
and kidnapped you. Look, I try to be good to you. I know you had it hard. And, well, I haven't had to be
a real parent in a long time. And the only reason I push you is 'cause I love you, kid. Let's just go to work. - Okay. - Okay, Eddie, you
know what the scene is. Start at one, pick up the
laser, do a little banana. Eddie, you getting this? And after you make your
banana and land on two, go camera left and deliver. Got it? Good. Roll sound! - All right, everybody. Let's go, Sobel. - Rolling! - And action! Eddie! Eddie! Let's go.
- Laser. Pick up... The banana, two. Banana. - Eddie. Eddie! - Come on, kid, we did
it a thousand times. (heart beating) (voices mumbling) (body thuds) - [Jean-Pierre] He's
not supposed to faint. (birds chirping) - [Eddie] Ugh, what is that? - You know what this is. Stop it. - I'm not touching that stuff. - Well, you used to
think it was funny. You used to make me laugh. - Well, I can make you laugh. - Hey, listen, let's
just do the work. Lay the stuff out and then
we can go home for dinner. - Knock, knock. - What? - Knock, knock. (Pop sighs) - Who's there? - Interrupting cow. - What? - Not what, who. Knock, knock.
(Pop sighs) - Who's there?
- Interrupting cow. - Interrupting cow-
- Moo! (Eddie laughs) That's good. Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Interrupting cow. - Interrupting cow-
- Moo! (Eddie laughs) - Are you crazy? What are you, high? - No. You're funny. - I'm funny?
- Yeah. - Yeah. What's gotten into
you, Tom? Hmm? - Oh. No, I'm not Tom. I'm Eddie Tudor. I'm an actor. Tom's back at my trailer. We switched places. It's good to meet you. - You know, you
got to stop this. You're starting to scare me. - Well, I'm not Tom. Just look at my face. We switched clothes
and everything. - You're gonna give
your pop a heart attack. - No, you don't get it. You're not my pop. (somber music) - Fine, Tom. If that's the way you feel,
then I'm heading home. I don't feel much
like work today. - No. I didn't mean it like that. It's... (Eddie sighs) It's just, I'm not Tom. (Eddie groans) (Eddie sighs) - [Jerry] You can't
keep working him so hard, Harlin.
- Oh, Jerry, don't be so dramatic. - [Jerry] You don't think
maybe you're pushing him too hard, Harlin?
- He's faking. You've seen him do
it a hundred times. He's just looking for attention. - Ah. Maybe that's
'cause he needs it. - What do you mean by that? - You haven't even been
in there to see him. - Look, Jerry, I'm a single mom. I'm doing the best that I can. I have been working very hard to make a better
life for that kid, and you're gonna
throw it in my face? Besides, he's passed
out, for Christ's sake. He wouldn't know if I
was in there or not. (door clacks) - Let's go, kid. The jig is up. I said let's go. We know you're faking. - I'm really sorry. It all happened so fast. I just came in here
to see Eddie Tudor. And then we switched clothes,
and the production assistant- - Hold it! What are you talking about? - I thought you knew. I'm not Eddie. My name's Tom Canty. - Oh, my god. I've had it. We've all had it. I know your little fainting
spell was a put-on. - Huh? - It was a fake. I'm saying I know
your faint was a fake. - How can you fake a faint? - Oh, you can fake a faint. - You can't fake a faint. - I've seen you do
it all over the lot. The stunt guys taught you
how, three movies ago. You've got to get your
priorities straight, Eddie. - I'm not Eddie. (Jerry sighs) - You're driving me crazy. And I have to tell
you the truth, they're thinking
of replacing you. They think you've
lost your appeal. - Losing appeal? Eddie Tudor? Are they crazy? - You've got to get
your act together. Know your lines, come on
time, no mouthing off, no practical jokes,
no fainting spells, and no telling me
you're not who you are! Believe me, kid, you say
that to one person out there, and you are toast. They'll pull the plug
on this production, your mother will lose her job, and no one will
work with you again. - Could that really happen
to someone like Eddie Tudor? - It's show business. You bet your butt it can. - Miles. - All right. Phony actors. (Eddie sighs) - Hey.
- Hey, pal. What's going on? - Nothing much. Got a phone? - You got someone to call? - Yeah. - Why don't you go in the
house and use your own phone? - He's sort of mad at me. We haven't met. I'm Eddie Tudor. - Now, why don't you stop that? That's gonna do nothing for
you but get you grounded. - I'm serious. - Yeah, so am I. - What is wrong with you people? You're all crazy. I mean, don't you know
who's who around here? Look at me. I'm Eddie Tudor. - [Pop] Tom, get in here! (Miles speaks in
foreign language) - [Miles] Hey! (Miles speaks in
foreign language) - Ciao. - What's up with that kid? (patties sizzling) (gentle music) - Looking good. (Pop whistles)
- Thomas, dinner's ready! What? - Do you have
anything else to eat? - What? - Well, it's not a veggie
burger, and I'm a vegetarian. - What do you want from me? What?! You want to go to
acting classes? - What loser wants to
go to acting classes? - That's what I was saying. - Yeah. Why would
I want to do that? I'm already a movie star. - You've got to stop this, Tom. - I'm not Tom. I'm Eddie Tudor. And if you don't mind, I'd
like to borrow your phone so I can call the studio and have someone
come and pick me up. Tom is probably looking for me to switch places with him again. - You're completely losing it. Why don't you just fix yourself a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich? There's nothing I
can do with you. Hopefully, you'll feel
better in the morning. (Eddie chuckles) - Now, don't go anywhere. I'll be back to pick you up
when they're through with you. - Who? - What?
- Who? - "Who" what? - Who is gonna be
through with me after they're done doing what? - It's wardrobe. You're being fitted. - Oh! Of course. (both screaming) Oh, no way. That was Lady Elizabeth. I can't believe I did that. - You are a jerk, Eddie. - I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to. - What? - You're the prettiest
girl I've ever seen. - [Wardrobe Woman]
Ready, Mr. Tudor? - I'm really sorry. (upbeat music) ♪ De, de, de, de, de, de ♪ ♪ De, de, de, de, de, de ♪ ♪ De, de, de, de, de, de ♪ ♪ De, de, de, de, de ♪ ♪ De, de, de, de, de, de ♪ ♪ Nah, nah nah, nah ♪ ♪ Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah nah, nah ♪ ♪ I will fake it
till I make it ♪ - All right, so you know
what you got to do, right? You come out, you hit the mark. "Oh, yeah," blah, blah, blah. Water.
(Nick clapping) Good. ♪ I'm gonna get
me some of that ♪ ♪ Gonna get me
some of that, yo ♪ ♪ Money ♪
♪ Money, money ♪ ♪ Mo-money ♪ ♪ I'm gonna get
me some of that ♪ ♪ I'm gonna get
me some of that ♪ ♪ Nah, nah nah, nah ♪ ♪ Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah nah, nah ♪ ♪ I will fake it
till I make it ♪ ♪ 'Cause everyday I see
how they do it on TV ♪ ♪ I will fake it ♪
♪ Bling, bling ♪ ♪ Till I make it ♪ Action! - Oh, yeah. (water splashes) - [Nick] Hit him again. - Oh, yeah.
(water splashes) - Give me more water. (water splashing) Cut! ♪ Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah nah, nah ♪ ♪ I will fake it
till I make it ♪ All right, one more time. - Oh, yeah.
(water splashing) (Tom blubbering) - That's great. (woman laughs) Let's go to lunch. (crew laughing) (gentle music) - [Miles] Hey,
where are you going? - [Eddie] I'm going
back to the studio. (Eddie sighs) - What are you thinking? You know he won't like
you running around down there this late. - Does this kid
get to do anything? (Eddie sighs) I saw you on the
posters in Tom's room. - Oh, don't start
in about my career. I don't want to hear about it. And stop talking like
you're somebody else. You're freaking me out. - Why'd you go from
starring in big movies to just sitting on a
lawn chair all day? - I said lay off it today. - I just want to
know what happened. - I quit. That's what happened. - I don't blame you. Acting stinks. - Is your pop getting to you? You can't let him do that. I left the business because
I didn't like who I was, not because I
didn't like acting. I was a nasty person, especially to those people
who really cared about me. And soon, nobody would work
with me, so it all went away. It was all gone. The people who I
thought were my friends, they were just tagalongs. The people who were really my
friends, they were long gone. So I moved here,
and here I stay, because I like this. I like this lawn chair. It's not acting
that stinks, Tom. It's the person you become when you don't
appreciate what you have. (somber music) - Look, just tell the old man I decided to take
a walk for a while. - [Miles] You can't go
down there by yourself. - I'll be fine. - Oh, come on. Come on, let's hang out. We'll talk Stanislavski. - Stanis what ski? Look, I'm leaving. (Eddie sighs) (gentle knocking) - Uh, come in. - Yeah, the director
wanted me to tell you that today was a better day. It's rare that we
make it through a day without any hassles from you. He wanted you to know
you did a good job. He said keep it up. See you tomorrow? Don't be late. - I won't. Hey. What's up? - You'd better get dressed, kid. You've got an appearance. - An appearance? - Yeah. Interview to promote
"Spy Teen III." You remember that one? - Oh, I'm exhausted. - Well, see, that's what happens
when you have a good day. - Okay, I'll get
dressed right away. - Good, and I'll meet you
in the limo in half an hour. ♪ Let's get up to something ♪ ♪ Breaking the laws of gravity ♪ - Tom, are you going to Players? - Um, no. - Why not? - Uh, I don't know. Why? - I thought you said you
were going, that's all. - Oh. Well, what is it? - You know, acting group. We're gonna rehearse some scenes and decide what play we're
putting up and stuff. - Oh. Do you get paid? - They don't pay
you. It's for fun. - Sounds like a bunch
of losers to me. (Eddie chuckles)
- Wow. That was mean. I guess you're a jerk
outside of school. No wonder you have no friends. - Wait. Um, I guess I'll go. - Are you running away? - Man, all you people
are crazy in this town. - Are you running
away from home? - Well, yeah, I guess
you could say that. - Look, Tom, I know it's been
tough on you with your pop, but you've got to go back. - I'm not going back
to that nuthouse. - Don't say that. Where are you gonna go? - I'll go back to the set, and switch places
with the real Tom. - Then he'll come back here,
and everything will make sense. But first, I'm going to
follow that pretty girl who just called me a jerk. - Then I'll just follow you and make sure that you
go straight home after. - Fine, but just don't talk
to me in front of the ladies. (upbeat rock music) (gentle knocking) - All right, let's go. (Tom sighs) - Cool. - Yeah, man, let's make a move. - Hey. - Take it easy. We're all set?
- Yes, sir. - Cool. (car engine whirs) - Welcome to our first meeting
of The Broadway Players. (group applauds) Now, based on many conversations
I've had with some of you, I've narrowed down our
first production options to just a couple. Our first production is
always Shakespearean, but none of us are interested in any of those droll tragedies that are done over
and over again by countless
amateurish companies. So let me tell you what
we've narrowed it down to. We have "Comedy of Errors." (group cheers) As well as "Much
Ado About Nothing." (group applauds) What we're gonna do tonight
is we are going to vote. So I've got some ballots. And I think this
will be quite fair. Here we are. There you go. - What's she even talking about? - Shakespeare. - Shakespeare? - Hey.
(Eddie sighs) Where are you going now? - Well, I ain't hanging
out with those losers. - They seemed pretty cool to me. - Well, it isn't. It's stupid. And who cares about
Shakespeare, anyway? The guy's been dead
for, like, 2,000 years. - Come on, don't be intimidated. You can always learn. That's what school's for, right? - Look, lay off, man. I mean, why do you even
care what I do, anyway? - I've known you since you
were a little kid, Tom. You're my buddy. - I'm going, and
don't follow me, okay? (gentle guitar music) Okay, you can stop
following me now. Tom is in the trailer
waiting for me to come back and switch places. Then, I'll be a
movie star again, and he can go back
to planting trees. Watch. You'll see. Hey. I'm Eddie Tudor. I need to get to my trailer. - You again? Beat it, kid. - Excuse me? - I said get out of here
and stop playing around. - I don't know if
you know who I am, but I need to show up on
set or you'll lose your job. How about that? - Well, if you were Eddie Tudor, you'd be on a plane to Miami. How about that? - They're not in there, Tom. - I'm not talking to you. - He's right. - Tom, look. All the trailers are gone. - They must have moved
to a different lot. - No. They're gone, Tom. - Yeah, I can see that. I want to know where they went. - They went to Miami. - Miami? - Yeah, they changed
locations to save money. You'll read all about it
in the paper tomorrow. It's okay. There'll be another
production in here soon. - Another production? What were they thinking? How could they
leave without me?! - They wouldn't go
anywhere without you. Now, come on. Snap out of it, will you? - You're right, they wouldn't, because they still
think I'm there, because that little punk
is pretending to be me! - Tom. - Stop calling me
Tom, you crazy psycho. Now, which way is Miami? - [Miles] Don't be ridiculous. Tom. ♪ If I had a nose
full of nickels ♪ ♪ I'd sneeze them all ♪ (jar thuds) (telephone ringing)
(Pop sighs) - [Pop] Hello? Yeah. Yeah! What is this about? I sent you an invoice! - What am I gonna do? My boat. My boat! (Eddie groans)
(water splashes) (Eddie sighs) (Eddie sighs) - [Pop] What are
you, on speakerphone? You have an echo... Yeah. I can't talk to you. Look, I just dropped Epsom salts all over the bathroom floor. (upbeat rock music) - [Tom] Wait. Where are we? - [Jerry] The airport. - [Tom] Wait. Why? - Your mom's waiting on the jet. Come on.
- No, wait a second. Where are we going? - [Jerry] Not far. Come on.
- I'm not getting on that jet. - Oh, you're getting on that jet if I have to drag you on myself. All right. Here we are. Just sit right down here. Good going. - Eddie, take your
sunglasses off inside. It's too obnoxious,
even for you. Take them off. - I'd like to keep them on. By the way, where are we going? - We're going to Miami. - Wait. I thought I had an
appearance for "Spy Teen III." - Oh, you do, in Miami. - Why didn't you tell me this? - Because we all know how
dramatic you are, Eddie. - Um, excuse me! - Okay.
- Can somebody open those doors?!
- Okay, Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Sit down. Listen, we have
to go to Miami, okay? Now, why don't you just calm
down and we will talk about it? - Look, I'm not Eddie. Do you hear me? I'm not Eddie Tudor. My name is Tom Canty. We switched places
this afternoon. - Okay, you know something?
This is ridiculous. I'm not gonna stand
for this behavior. I am sorry we have
to relocate, okay? It's just as simple as that. - Relocate?! - Listen to me, we ran into a bit of a
tax issue in Palm Beach, so to save some money,
we have to move to Miami. Listen, there's nothing
I could do about it. I know you love your boat. We'll get you another boat-
- My boat?! Let me off of this jet! - Okay, I don't want
you to overreact, so let's just take a big
breath and calm ourselves down. Listen to me, big breath
in, big breath out. Big breath-
- I want to go home! (cellphone crashes) - Oh, my gosh. Listen, I've just about had
it with you, Eddie, all right? You are going to Miami if I
have to fly this plane myself. (jet roaring) (Tom screams) (lively rock music) - Tom. (thrilling music) (Miles grunts) You cannot steal this boat. - It's my boat! - Your pop is gonna kill
you if you get arrested. He's just starting to come
around about the acting lessons! - Who wants acting lessons? What are you doing?
(keys rattling) Give me that key! Give me the key. Give me the key!
- You want this key? - Yeah! (water splashes) - There. - What did you do that for?! - Because if you steal that
boat, you're gonna get arrested. The whole movie is gone. It's gone, Tom. If you were really a part
of it, you'd be with them. - They left me. Mom left me. (Eddie sighs) - Come on. Let's go home. (gentle music) ♪ Welcome to ♪ ♪ Real life ♪ ♪ Welcome to ♪ ♪ Real life ♪ - Yay!
(mother applauds) Come on, clap. Come on, Pop. Clap for Tom. Yay. Woo! Come on, clap. - It's showtime, kid! (Pop applauds) - It's showtime, cutie pie. Wake up. Wake up. You must have been tired. You've been sleeping
for eight hours. - Where are we? - Sunny Miami. You're gonna love it. - Oh, no. No, no, no. I need to get back
to Palm Beach. - Well, there's
nothing in Palm Beach. We took it all with us. - Pop, Miles. - You have a bad dream? You just breathe and relax. Let it go. - No. No, you
really don't get it. I have to get back
to Palm Beach. - But what is the
attachment to Palm Beach? Okay, look, if you relax,
Palm Beach is an hour away. Do your work, we'll go
visit anytime you want. - Tonight? (Jerry chuckles) - Tonight. Fine. You do a good day's work,
we'll go to Palm Beach. - Hey, is that mean lady
gonna yell at me again? - You mean your mother? - That's his mother?! (lively music) (men singing in
foreign language) - It's just a situation that
got completely out of control. It wasn't being
handled properly. - We never should have
had to leave Palm Beach. - Yeah, they practically
threw us out. - Bunch of hicks. - Why'd they kick you out? - What? - I said why'd
they kick you out? - Why don't you go back
to learning your lines and getting water
dumped on your head? Don't worry about what the
big producers are doing, okay? (Tom sighs)
- Don't talk to him like that. - Eddie, it's just a
little too complicated for you to understand,
that's all. - Oh, really? Yeah, well, what I heard is
that you guys are a bunch of stuck-up pig heads with no
respect for the working man. (Tom sighs) You guys were gonna get
kicked out sooner than later. Well, that's just what I heard. - Really? - Yeah. - What was that? - I was telling the truth. - Well, don't do that. - [Sobel] First
team. First team. I need Eddie. - All right, get going. And no fainting. - Eddie, come on. All you have to do is
stand on your spot, say your lines to Elizabeth. Think you can handle it? - Yeah.
- Okay, great. Roll sound! - Want to shoot the
rehearsal, just in case? - Yeah, we better shoot
everything with this kid. All right, Eddie, this
is very important. This is the biggest moment
of the movie, all right? - Okay.
- Do your best here, buddy. And action! - I just want to tell you
that in times of danger, when the universe
is in our hands and the madness of everyone
around us makes no sense, I'm really glad to
have you as a friend and as a fellow
protector of goodness. We will beat Evil Darkness and Doctor Know-It-All
and their evil motives. We will save our planet. Innocence and
goodness will prevail. So once and for all,
are you with me? - You know it. - And cut! (crew applauds) Excellent!
- Eddie, that was so good. - Oh, thanks.
- That wasn't like anything... That was so different from
everything else that we've done. It was really good. - That was excellent! Elizabeth, you were great! Eddie, that was awesome. We're gonna do one more
for safety, okay, buddy? - All righty.
- All right. Settle in, everybody. (gentle music) (telephone beeping) (tone ringing) - Come on, Mom. Pick up. (Eddie sighs)
(tone beeps) Mom, how could you do this, Mom? Come back and get me. I'm in some crazy man's
house back in Palm Beach. I don't even know where I am. (Eddie sighs) (telephone beeps) (Eddie sighs) (birds chirping) - Tom! Tom! Time to go! ♪ Never stop to say hello ♪ ♪ People, they come ♪ Hey! You see Tom?! - Tom? - Yeah, Tom! He's
not in his room! He's supposed to work today. - Yeah, I saw him. Left a little while ago to play
baseball down at the field. - Baseball? - Yeah. - Are you sure? - What he said. - Oh. - Should lay off that
kid a little, you know? - What'd you say? - I think you're a little
hard on him, that's all. - You think I care
what you think? Fine life you're living. - I'm just saying. - Yeah, well, don't say. (lively music) (sparks crackling)
(motor rumbling) - Oh, yeah. (boat whirring) (siren wailing) Oh, no. (radio chattering) (helicopter whirring) - [Officer] Turn your engine off and keep your hands in the air. - [Eddie] Is this
the way to Miami? - [Man] Morning. - Whoa. This is the appearance
we postponed, remember? Eddie? You gonna speak to me? - You said we can go
back to Palm Beach. - We will, okay? I promise. We didn't get finished
shooting till late last night. But everybody is talking about
what a great job you did. So just keep your
answers short and sweet. Did you get that last part? - What part? - Sweet.
- Yeah, I got it. - Yeah, well, your
mother said to have fun and she couldn't be here because she has a
production meeting that she couldn't get out of. - So listen, we'll keep
this fairly simple. I'll ask you a couple of
questions about the movie, and you say it's great. Maybe throw in a funny
story, something like that. Does that sound good? - Yeah, sounds great. - Great. So let's get started. So here we are at the Tiki Grill with the one, the only, our
favorite spy teen, Eddie Tudor. So tell me, Eddie, how does a
good spy teen start his day? What did you eat for
breakfast this morning? - Uh, (sighs) piece
of gum, I think. - A piece of gum. Wow. Kids, don't
try that at home. (interviewer laughs) Tell us, is there a lovely
she-spy in your life? - What? - You know. Don't be secretive. Do you have a girlfriend? - Uh. (Tom coughs)
Um. No, no, not currently. - And here's the question
we are all dying to know: Are you a briefs or
boxers kinda guy? - You mean my underwear? - Yes, of course. It says a lot about a person. - Oh. Uh, I guess whatever
my pop buys me. - Your pop? It's widely documented that your father is no
longer in the picture. Is this an exclusive
that you are now back in contact with
your deadbeat dad? - [Jerry] This
interview is over. (high-pitched beep) - [Miles] Excuse me, sir? - [Guard] Can I help you? - What happened to the
boat that was docked here? - Oh, don't worry about it. They caught the
kid that stole it. They've got him down at the
police station right now. Who'd have thought a 14-year-old
kid could hot-wire a boat? - Thanks. ♪ We're underwater ♪ ♪ It is flowing ♪ ♪ Washing away the morning ♪ (footsteps treading) - Who are you? - What? - Don't play games with me. I know you're not
Eddie, I know it. So you can tell me who you are, or you can wait until I
call everybody else out here and they can ask you too. So who are you? (Tom sighs) - Tom Canty. - Where's Eddie? - Somewhere in Palm Beach. - How? - Look, we switched places. It was a joke. And he was supposed to come
back at the end of the day, but he never showed. I had no idea I'd
end up in Miami. (both sighing) Don't tell anyone. - Don't tell? - Eddie. Elizabeth, I need to speak
to Eddie alone, please. Thank you. - Sure. I was just leaving. - Eddie, I need to know
what's going on with you. Do you think I'm a bad mother? - What? - I work really
hard for you, Eddie. I work hard for us. Look, I'm sorry you
don't have a father. I'm sorry you don't
know who he is. Okay, you want to
know about him? Fine. He was an actor who
couldn't cut it, so he left the business,
and so he left us. Okay, he left us before he
knew you were in the picture. You're old enough
to know that now. And I decided not to
tell him about you because we are
better off that way. Someday, when you're older,
you'll understand that. But those are our
secrets, Eddie. These are not things that
you tell people on TV. I mean, what is this
story that you made up about your father buying
you your underwear? Let me tell you something else. If you ever leave me another
freaky voice message saying that you're trapped in some
crazy man's house in Palm Beach, oh, you're gonna get it. Do you understand? Do you understand me?! - Yes, yes. I'm sorry. - You know, you are really
starting to freak me out, Eddie. Just knock it off! (upbeat music) (Tom sighing) - I didn't steal it. It's my boat. - No dice, kid. You better start piping up and tell us who to
call to bail you out. Either that or you
spend the night here. - Don't scare the kid. You know very well he's a
minor with no previous charges. He didn't even get that
far in the darn boat. - Oh, wow. You're that guy. You were on that show. I remember you. - Come on, Tom. I posted bail for you, and I
didn't tell your pop, okay? - Come on, let's hear it. What was that line
you used to say at the beginning of every show? (Miles sighs) - "Burt Donavan, Miami Squad." - You know, I
remember that show. You were a huge star,
a real mean guy too. I brought my kid
to the set one day, 'cause he just
wanted to say hello, and you treated us like
two pieces of garbage. You're beginning
to see the light. - I guess you could say that. - How long have you
lived down here? - About 10 years. - Well, Palm Beach is a
nice place to retire to when your career
goes in the toilet. Oh, but maybe if you
weren't such a jerk, your career wouldn't
be in the toilet. - Can we just please
finish up the paperwork? - You're the kid's
legal guardian? - Uh, no. - Then I can't let
him go with you. - Well, maybe I
could make a donation to your benevolent
association or... - Oh, yeah, you probably
make a lot of money on those rerun checks, huh? How much of a donation? - I don't know, about 200 bucks? - How about 500? - Fine. Who do I make this out to? - The Police Athletic League, for the kids, since
you like kids so much. Right, kid? (upbeat music) - Here you go. - You have a nice day. - Thank you, officers. - Don't worry,
I'll pay you back. Well, as soon as I get to Miami. - Tom, you are not
going to Miami. Now, look, I know
you've had it hard. Losing your parents and having to live
with your grandfather, I know that can take
a huge toll on a kid. Listen to me, you've
got to stop this. You've got to pull
yourself together 'cause I'd hate to see you
end up in some sorta hospital. But you keep hot-wiring
heavy machinery, that's where they're gonna
send you, or juvie hall. Now, it's just a matter of time before your pop finds
out what you did, so let's just go home
and deal with it, okay? - I'm not going
anywhere but Miami. - Look, I just spent
a lot of money on you. You're gonna do what I tell you! - You're not my dad! - No, I'm not your dad,
but I care about you. - Why? - What do you mean, "why"? Because you're a good kid. And I don't want to see
you get in any more trouble than you already are. Now, come on. Let's go. You can't walk to Miami. (gentle music) ♪ Mm ♪ ♪ I'm not trying to find love ♪ - Hi. - Hi. - Hey, thanks for
not saying anything. - It's okay. What are you gonna do? - I have no idea. I tried to tell
them I'm not Eddie, and they think I'm going crazy. And now, Eddie's
left behind somewhere and who knows what kind
of trouble he's in. - I think you did Eddie a favor. - You do? - Yeah.
- Why? - Because he was
about to get fired. Everybody knew it,
everybody except Eddie. Now, they're not
saying that anymore. - Well, I'm not
sure how much longer I can keep this little game up. - Well, we have to keep it up and pretend that
everything's normal. I mean, at least until we figure
out how to get Eddie back. - Yeah. Pops is probably really sad. - Why don't you call him? - Then what? - Ask him to come get you? - Then what? Eddie will really be
fired if they found out he pulled a stunt like this. And on top of that... - What?
(Tom sighs) - He's gonna be really mad. I'm dead. It's not funny, milady. It's not.
(Elizabeth laughs) Oh, so you like accents? Well, how about Francois? Oui, oui? (Elizabeth laughs) I can even do New York. Hey, yo, babe. You know, you and I
could go out for coffee. - Am I dreaming, or are
you two getting along? - [Both] No. - I hate him. (Jerry laughs) - [Jerry] Women. - I'm gonna find that
kid and knock him out, and go back to my life. That little punk won't be
in my shoes much longer. And you can't force me
to stay here, either. I'm telling you, I'm
only here to figure out a way to sneak away again. And this time, I
won't get caught. - Are you out of your mind?! - Oh, no. - You know what I just heard?! That some kid claiming to be
a movie star tried to steal a boat out of the
marina this morning, and he looked a lot
like my grandson. And then some washed up
actor bailed him out. Now, I want to know
what's going on. - Hey, come on, now. Go a little easy on
the kid, will you? - You're not his family! Don't tell me how to
raise my grandson! Come on. For Christ's sake. Do you wanna ruin all
of the old family? And then people
are gonna come... - Hey, Billy. How's it going? - Oh, not bad. Knock
them dead today. - Absolutely.
(woman mumbles) All righty.
- Hi, Eddie. - Hi.
- Good work, Eddie. - [Tom] How you doing? - Hey, Eddie.
- Hey, Billy. - Take care of
that for me, okay? Great job yesterday, Eddie. - Oh, thank you. - You were great too, Elizabeth. - Yeah, thanks.
- Now, listen, you know your scenes
for today, right? - [Jerry] Hey, Nick. - Yes, Jerry? What
can I do for you? - I just wanted to tell you
before somebody else did. There was a little
problem in Palm Beach with Eddie's speedboat. Some kid claiming to be
Eddie tried to steal it. It's all taken care of. They arrested the
kid, the boat is safe, and it's on its way here
just like Harlin requested. So it should be a smooth day. - Okay, good 'cause you know the producers are
here today, right? - I know. - What happened to Eddie? I mean, the kid
who stole my boat. - I don't know, some old
movie star bailed him out. It's a bizarre town. I'm so glad we're out of there. And you are too,
aren't you, Eddie? - Yeah, sure. - Listen, darling, your boat's gonna be
here any second, now. This is a big day today. We don't want to
mess it up, do we? - No.
- Good. I've got to talk to you. - [Jerry] All right. - Now, look, just listen to me, you will work with
me when I say. Here's your $20 you earned. You will pay Miles back, you will not join
that acting club, you will not wear
that gel in your hair, and you will not get
in trouble in school. You hear me, Tom?! Things were all right
with us till a year ago. Then what happened? When are you gonna get over
this acting stuff, huh? What is that? A phase? (Pop sighs) I don't know how to do this. I wish your mother
was here, you know? (Pop sighs) All I can do is ground you. All right, I want you
to go to your room and stay there till I
tell you to come out. Come on! And what do I always say to you? I only push you 'cause
I love you, kid! I only push you
'cause I love you! (Pop sighs) Go to your bed! (somber music) (telephone beeping) (tone rings) (Eddie sighs) (tone beeps) - Mom, it's me, Eddie. All right, look, I forgive
you for leaving me behind, but whoever the kid is, pretending to be me
on the set, isn't me. His name is Tom. That's all I know. You have to kick him off the set and come back to get
me in Palm Beach. I'm with some crazy
old man named Pop. Just... This time, I'm serious. All right. Bye. (telephone beeps) (Eddie sighs) - Where do you come off lying
to me about my grandson?! - I never lied to you. - You knew he wasn't
at the ball field. You stay away from
the kid, you hear me? I don't trust you. - Look, he was gonna run away. Now, I don't know if
he's really gone crazy or if he's just pretending,
but either way, he wants out. And if you keep pushing him,
that's where he's gonna go. You hear me, you
stubborn old man? (engine revving)
(tires screeching) (upbeat rock music) ♪ All you have learned ♪ - Where do you
think he's going?! - Miami! - Miami?!
- Yeah! ♪ You have already
chosen your road ♪ ♪ You are already halfway home ♪ (tires screeching) (tone ringing) - There's no answer. - Leave a message. - No.
- Yes! - Fine. (tone beeps) Hi, Pop. It's Tom. I'm really sorry, but I switched
places with Eddie Tudor, the movie star, and now I'm
in Miami on his movie set with no way to get home. Could you pick me up? - Well, I'm really sorry,
and I hope you're not upset. Thanks. I'm a dead kid. - Well, we don't have to keep
it up for too much longer. Are you gonna go
back to Palm Beach? - Yeah, I guess. You know, we could still email. - Yeah, that'd be cool. You know, you're
really good at this. - At what? - At being Eddie. I mean, you're a better
Eddie than Eddie ever was. (Tom sighs) - Yeah, but you know what? I'm not Eddie. And he's probably out there
somewhere, maybe even arrested. - Yeah, you're probably right. - Veggie burger, please. Thank you. - Yeah, hi. The Eddie Tudor production that
was shooting at your studio, they moved down to Miami, do you know which
studio they moved to? Thank you. Thank you very much. - Are you sure this
is where he's going? - That's where he
said he was going, no matter what I did
to try and stop him. (Pop sighs) He wants to be Eddie Tudor, and he's going to the
movie set to be him. - And what if he gets
there and chickens out? - You don't know Tom
very well, do you? (Pop sighs) - [Production Assistant]
We fixed your laser, and all your props will be ready in your trailer
within the next hour. - [Tom] Oh, thank you. - How are you doing, my man? (Tom sighs)
- All right. Look, I'm not Eddie. - Oh. - I think he stole his
boat back to get here. And he might be arrested, he might be in some
crazy man's basement, or he might be with Miles. Hey, I don't know. All I know is that I am not him. - You were doing so good.
(Tom sighs) What the heck happened? - You said I could go
back to Palm Beach. I want to go, now. I'm not Eddie. - You know what? Today is not the day.
(Tom sighs) And, quite frankly, I
don't care who you are. Just act like a professional,
do your job, finish the day, and then maybe I'll think
about taking you to Palm Beach. - You said that
yesterday, you liar. - [Sobel] First team. (Tom sighs) - Look, they all love you today. Just give them what they want. Maybe you'll still
have a career. - [Harlin] What the? Eddie! - Take him away.
- Eddie! What the heck is this message? - Uh, I don't know.
I got to go on set. I'll talk to you later.
- No, Eddie... (gentle guitar music) - Good afternoon, gentlemen. - Yeah, hi. We want to go to a movie set. - Which one? - Actually, we're extras
on the Eddie Tudor project. They didn't tell us where
we're supposed to report. - "Spy Teen III"? - That's it. - Has there been a kid claiming to be Eddie Tudor trying
to sneak in here yet? - No, sir, not yet. Section Three, gentlemen. - Oh, thank you. Come on. - Hey. I'm with those guys. - You must be pretending
to be Eddie Tudor. - Uh.
(guard chuckles) - Section Three. - Thanks. - Now, Eddie, big,
big scene, okay? This is it. I don't have a lot of time. I need you to get this in
one, maybe two for me, okay? Can you do that? - Uh, yeah, I- - Great, buddy. Let's go. Let's get this. - Okay, look, I talked
it over with Charles, and he say if you want to do
two front flips, it's fine, but the tumble
has to be sped up. The timing has to be right,
or it won't look real, okay? I will not compromise timing. You have a problem with this,
you can talk to your director. Honestly, I've been with you since you were
five, doing stunts. What is the problem,
all of a sudden? - Okay, okay, okay. Relax, relax. We've got a sequence to shoot. Now, are you set on two flips? - Uh-
- Okay, then it's settled. Just speed up the tumble. Can you speed up the tumble? - Yeah, speed up
the rumble. Got it. - Tumble. Tumble.
- He's not ready. We have professional
stuntmen to do this. Why you don't do that? That's crazy. - Okay, relax. Relax. - Okay. Remember, Evil
Darkness will hurl you through the air at top speed, you land into the tumble,
and at twice the timing, catapult yourself
into two front flips, which I think is
egregious, but it's fine, bounce back to your
feet, big finish, jump into the race car
and drive away, huh? Should be lovely. You ready for rehearsal? - Rehearsal's up! - I don't think... I mean, I... Well, I am thinking
about it, but- - Get out of my way! - Hey!
- Stop, you punk! - Oh, thank God. - Tom? - Pop? - Mom! - Eddie? - Julia? - Miles. - Oh, my god. - Julia. - I'm Harlin now! - Mom? - Then who are you? - I tried to tell you. I'm Tom Canty. - You're dead! - Hey! (Tom whimpers) - [Nick] Wait, wait.
Come back here! - [Harlin] Whoa. - Hey! We've got a scene to shoot. (lively music) ♪ I'm walking on
sunshine, whoa ♪ ♪ I'm walking on
sunshine, whoa ♪ ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ ♪ All right, now ♪ ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ ♪ I say, I say, I
say it again, now ♪ ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ ♪ All right, now ♪ ♪ And don't it feel good ♪ ♪ It's time, it's time,
it's time, it's time ♪ ♪ It's time, it's
time to feel good ♪ (both grunting) - You took my identity! - They switched locations. - I got kidnapped by
your creepy grandpa. - And I got yelled at
by your mom, a lot! (both grunting) - Oh, my god. Eddie! Eddie. Come here. Eddie. Eddie. I mean, Eddie. Eddie. - Mom.
- I mean, Eddie. Eddie. I didn't know that
that wasn't you. - That's horrible. - I know. I am so sorry. I am so sorry. - Okay, listen, I have
to tell you something. - What? - I know you push me
hard because you love me. - Yes, baby, it's
because I love you. Because I love you. - I missed you, Jerry. - Oh, I missed you too, Eddie. Oh. - Tom? Wait a minute. Are you Tom? - Yeah, Pop, it's me. - Why isn't that you? - It's a long story. (Pop sighs)
- I don't get it. - I'll tell you
everything later. Hey, Miles. - Hey, Tom. You really did it
this time, huh? - I know. (Tom chuckles) (Tom sighs) (Pop chuckles) - Tom. I love you, kid. I love you. - Proud of you, buddy. - So you're you're
Eddie, he's not. Look, I just need someone
to shoot this scene, so let's get on with it. - "Oh, yeah." (Harlin chuckles)
- Okay, go get them, tiger. - Go get them, baby. (Evil Darkness whirring) (Evil Darkness mumbling)
- Harlin. Now, that's what
I call a family. (Harlin chuckles) (gun firing) (lasers ricocheting) (electricity crackling) (Evil Darkness mumbles) (crew applauds) - Woo!
(crew chattering) - I had no idea you
had a son, Julia. - My name's Harlin. - No, it's not.
- Yes, it is not. - You know, when I left town, I didn't-
- Miles, don't. Really, I'm not looking for an explanation.
- No. It was because of me, because I was no good
for either of us. Eddie's a great kid. Talented too. Got to know him a little bit
when I thought he was Tom. - Yeah, he's really dramatic. Guess he gets that from me, huh?
- Hmm. Hmm. - Yeah, those crazy kids. He's your son. (Harlin coughs) - What?
- Mm, what? Um. Yeah. I didn't tell you
because I just figured you really wouldn't care. I mean, you left, so... - Well, that might have
been valuable information for me to have. I might have stayed. - Yeah, well, now you know. - I owe you a big apology,
you little actor, you. (Tom chuckles) - I tried to tell you. - You really did. He really did try to tell me. But now, at least, I know
why you were so anxious to get back to Palm Beach. So listen, I've been thinking,
you are a real natural. - Oh, thanks. - Kid's got talent,
did you know that? And I've been thinking, this
production company's gonna do a remake of "Prince and
the Pauper," Mark Twain's, and they were gonna
use a set of twins, but I don't know about you, but I think Tom and
Eddie would be fantastic. And let's face it,
they fooled us. - Yeah, I guess they did. So you want to do
something like that? I mean, act in a real film? - Hey, I'm good at it. (Tom chuckles) - You could be good
at anything, Thomas. I want to know if it's what
you want to do, you know? And even if it's hard. - Yeah. (Pop sighs) - No more landscaping? - No more landscaping. (Tom chuckles) I want to be in the movies. - Okay. Then let's do it. (Pop laughs)
- Oh, thank you, Pop. - Betcha, kid.
- Thank you so much! - You betcha. All right.
- Thank you, Jerry. - Oh, Tom. Mm.
- Yeah. (gentle guitar music) - You having fun? - Yeah. I'm actually glad to be back. - Mm. - Sorry I took your car. - Sorry I didn't believe you. - Don't worry, I
will pay you back for the bail and that stuff. - You don't worry
about that, really. Oh, you know, you're a
lot younger than I was when I first started doing this. You know what the hardest
lesson I ever learned was? - What? - Be gracious. Treat people with respect. Do you do that? - I will now. - That's good. That's good. (dramatic music) - Thou lookest tired and hungry. What is thy name? - Tom Canty, and it
pleases thee, sir. - Where dost live? - Offal Court. - Come with me. - And cut! (group applauds)
That was great, guys. - [Jerry] All right! - That's a print.
- Beautiful, beautiful, guys. So apple doesn't fall too
far from the tree, does it? - No, I guess not. - [Elizabeth] That
was a great job, Tom. - Thanks. - [Elizabeth] Yeah,
you too, pig head. - [Eddie] Thanks for
noticing, snot nose. Just kidding. ♪ Yeah, skating on a dream ♪ ♪ Slamming into destiny ♪ ♪ Just when you think ♪ ♪ I won't make it past
pretend, don't question it ♪ ♪ Here I go again ♪ ♪ Here I go again ♪ ♪ Here I go again ♪ ♪ Here I go again ♪ ♪ Believing real things happen ♪ ♪ Skating on a dream ♪ ♪ Slamming into destiny ♪ ♪ Just when you think ♪ ♪ You think ♪
♪ I won't make it past pretend ♪ ♪ Don't question it ♪ ♪ Here I go again ♪ - Okay, who wants what? - All right. I'll see you later. - [Tom] I want a hamburger. - Yeah.
- I'll take a veggie dog. - One hamburger, one veggie dog. Coming up.
- A what? - A veggie dog. A "veggie dog"? What's a "veggie dog"? - You know, a hot dog
made out of vegetables. (Tom chuckles) - You're weird. - LA's pretty nice, huh? - [Tom] Yeah, it's really hot. And it's not humid like
it is out in Florida. - Get used to it. (Eddie chuckles) - I do miss my lawn chair. - I bet you do.
- Sometimes. So what do you guys
want to do today? - [Tom] You got a football? - Yeah. - Yeah, let's play
some football. (upbeat rock music) - [Miles] Hike! ♪ I know I can't always win ♪ (Miles claps)
Hike. ♪ I do more than
dream, I think ♪ ♪ You make everything ♪ ♪ Everything just right ♪ ♪ So alive ♪ ♪ Life is good when
you're around ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ ♪ I can't believe
what I have found ♪ ♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪ ♪ One thing I have to know ♪ ♪ Just how far
that we could go ♪ ♪ I want to go outside
and show the whole world ♪ ♪ That everything I've got ♪ ♪ Some say is not a lot ♪ ♪ But it's what I want ♪ ♪ Life is good when
you're around ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪ ♪ What I have found ♪ ♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪ ♪ You wait to hear my call ♪ ♪ You know just what to say ♪ ♪ How could you be so cool ♪ ♪ Life is good when
you're around ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪ ♪ What I have found ♪ ♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪ ♪ Life is good when
you're around ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪ ♪ Nothing can bring me down ♪
♪ I can't believe ♪ ♪ What I have found ♪ ♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪ ♪ Nothing can hold me down ♪ (gentle music) (upbeat rock music) ♪ Not making excuses ♪ ♪ I'm standing tall
and living loud ♪ ♪ Getting to know
what's out there ♪ ♪ Racing myself on
a dare, no doubt ♪ ♪ And if I suddenly crash,
I'll just look back and laugh ♪ ♪ It might all make sense
in a day and a half ♪ ♪ Here I go again ♪ ♪ Believing real things happen ♪ ♪ Skating on a dream ♪ ♪ Slamming into destiny ♪ ♪ Just when you think ♪ ♪ I won't make it past
pretend, don't question it ♪ ♪ Here I go again ♪ ♪ It's my moment, every moment ♪ ♪ You can always count me in ♪ ♪ My forever is right now
and I'm not ever giving in ♪ ♪ Oh, oh ♪ ♪ It isn't so confusing ♪ ♪ Don't want to
be anyone but me ♪ ♪ Getting to know
what's inside ♪ ♪ Finding myself,
not my wannabe ♪ ♪ And if I suddenly crash,
I'll just look back and laugh ♪ ♪ Leave my troubles behind
like a day in the past ♪ ♪ Here I go again ♪ ♪ Believing real things happen ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Skating on a dream ♪ ♪ Slamming into destiny ♪ ♪ Just when you think ♪ ♪ I won't make it past
pretend, don't question it ♪ - All right, show
me what you got. - You will love this. It's simple and beautiful, okay? First, the right. (punch thuds)
(spring reverberates) Huh? He comes back, the gauche. (punch thuds)
(horn wails) (man groans)
Huh? Now, piece de resistance. (man groans) Hey. - I don't know, give me... Jazz it up a little bit. - Jazz, jazz. What is this? Dance? How about this? (bottle crashes)
(man groans) - No. No, I don't know. Weak. It's weak. Hit him again. (bottle crashes)
(man groans) What about that? - Nah.
- No. You're not hitting him
hard enough. Hit him. Show me something.
(bottle crashes) (man groans) It's nothing. It's nothing! - What, this is not... (Jean-Pierre speaks
in foreign language) ♪ Wah, wah, wah ♪
