The One with All the Thanksgivings | FRIENDS

shall I carve by all means all right Okay who wants light cheese and who wants dark cheese I don't even want to know about the dark cheese but this one you guys have to Dominion on Thanksgiving oh you got the bigger app what'd you wish for the bigger half all right I'd like to propose a toast a little toaster I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you planned but for me this has been really great you know I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting anyway I was just thinking I mean if you'd gone to Vail or a few guys have been with your family or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff we wouldn't be all together you know so I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgiving sucked and hey here's to a lousy Christmas and a crappy New Year nice nice what exactly does this job entail that the ad wasn't too clear Michael it I'm sorry Immaculate it's a completely synthetic chocolate substitute try a piece yeah we think that Michael it is even better than chocolate all right yeah I love how it crumbles because chocolate doesn't do that oh man well anywho we should be getting our FDA approval any day now [Laughter] major food preparation holidays Easter Christmas what have you but we're thinking given the right marketing we can make Thanksgiving the mocklet holiday wow you're gonna swallow that there's waiting for to stop bubbling yeah isn't that great well anywho um we're looking for a couple of chefs who can create some Thanksgiving themed recipes you think you might be interested absolutely absolutely see I love creating new recipes I love Thanksgiving and well now I love mocklet really especially that aftertaste you know tell you that'll last until Christmas [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] I went really long [Applause] thinking to me sorry you know I don't think you should be talking at all in there I think you got too much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes okay okay you got it Ross could you pass me sure oh and Joey's got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them you've got company there's nothing that mattered with me see I'm not completely devoid of sentiment see I have feelings okay fine you can't tell but I'm trying to break the tension by mooning you guys nice try wait wait wait look come on okay this is not gonna work but this will work you are so great I love you [Laughter] what nothing I said I said you're so great and then I just I just stopped talking you said you love me I can't believe this no I didn't yes you yes you did no I didn't no I don't stop it Rach you're killing us here will you serve the dessert already there's drunken dancers are waiting for that it isn't it beautiful yeah yeah what is it it's a trifle it's got all of these layers first there's a layer of ladyfingers then a layer of jam then custard which I made from scratch then raspberries more lady fingers than beef sauteed with peas and onions and then bananas and then I just put some whipped cream on top what what was the one right before bananas the beef yeah that pie I mean that's an English dessert these people just put very strange things in their food you know by the way can I borrow some rum from your place yeah sure okay and while I'm gone don't you boys sneak a taste beef in a dessert no no there is no way I know and only one layer of jam foreign the pages are stuck together Chandler oh my God she she made half an English trifling half a shepherd's pie hey everybody Happy Thanksgiving no no no no no what are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year no we were playing this game I learned at work you have to name all the states in six minutes what that's like insanely easy no it's a lot harder than it sounds you always forget at least one or in some cases 14. it's a stupid game and it wasn't playing against other people so technically I didn't lose but you forgot 14 States nobody cares about the Dakotas oh okay time's up all right I got 48. oh that's not bad babes oh I got tired of naming States so I decided to list the types of celery and I have one regular celery okay so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in vegetables Joy say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb States game wow how many you got 56. that's it even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem at least give me a challenge this is Chandler's chicken this is the turkey oh how big is that it's about 19 pounds it's like me when I was born all right who would uh like some yams will oh you like that wouldn't you what oh you know what can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table the smell is just yeah I what I said it was typical typical of you Rachel Green Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in the little Rachel land laughs [Applause] seriously who is this guy um I'm sorry do you do you have a problem with me I don't know do I do I I think you do apparently you were a little mean to him in high school a little mean you made my life miserable I'm I had no idea I'm sorry well you should be screw it bring on the yams well but you've worked so hard yeah okay foreign I just want to say that I'm real sorry for whatever I I did to you in high school oh it wasn't just me we had a club you had a club that's right yeah I hate Rachel Green Club oh my God so would you all just join together to hate me who else was in this club me and Ross hey how come my plates less fancy than everyone else's thank you do you not trust me with a fancy plate oh honey that's a special plate see it's a game whoever gets that play wins I can't believe I won yeah this is such a slap in the face I mean I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me Monica is Ross's sister it was really fat foreign that was me now she was this really dorky girl in high school used to follow Rachel around like a puppy okay you've got to stop doing that okay uh listen I know that you're having a little bit of a family crisis but you don't have to take it out on the plates I mean in fact I think that that everyone should uh cut their food like this see this way you protect the plates and endless plates that you have fun okay how about this if you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies then do I get the baby oh we've crazy platelet if Monica dies then I would get Emma right well actually actually what uh it's just it's just that in that case then um Emma would go to my parents what hurts doesn't it uh who has to die for me to get her oh it all looks so beautiful the turkey the stuffing The Cranberries enough a monkey could have made them listen guys we feel really terrible foreign that weird eye contact thing don't look at him don't look at him come on you guys we want you to know we're very very sorry right guys I feel terrible but let's not ruin this day you work so hard let's move past this and try to have a nice meal altogether the floating heads do make a good point okay you two go get the dessert and I'll let you in dessert yeah I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies you did remember right pies oh we thought you said prize grand supreme little darling congratulations oh my God you forgot the pies well I cannot believe this you forced me to make dinner then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do really girls not cool well you man heads aren't any better you lied about going to the game you knew it would make you late and you still went anyway hey I'm getting a little tired of this okay we said we're sorry it's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes a day of forgiveness it's a day to be thankful don't make me come up there

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Views: 926,145

Keywords: #friends, #thanksgiving, #friendsgiving, #gilmoregirls, #fall, #autumn, #seinfeld, #tvshows, #comedy, #90s

Id: BkA9-g1iV74

Length: 14min 39sec (879 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 20 2022