The Ocarina of Time Experience

oh dude it on poor Rock that's it why am I playing game for the 90s I don't know I just felt like it I don't put favorites thought into these things and I have for time management it looks like a symbol on a shield right we have many things to discuss like my shield but I'm so lost in the lost woods serious which way did I go last time they go left crap kill the wolf got got his nuts this time I'll try using using my nuts no yeah work no flashbang let's just go in this random hole [ __ ] it okay is knock it off now he's gonna get jealous she found out I'm out tell me I'll play your number in my phone under the name Pizza Hut come on I came all the way up here for what scummiest no reason Navi explain well I'm back out here this is giant waste of my time I guess was this come here yet so that just begs the question where is my shield hey baby sword you like I'll just buy [Music] milady I guess had to jump from the very top to break through this if Japanese slingshot more treasure I'm rocking through this game they stole this from minecraft can I use the stick to light this on fire I am a genius and I use it on the spiders assume I have to just jump from here down that web yeah oh I overshot it and how C's I want health for my shattered shins let's try this again are you serious I didn't break it I'm very upset you're staying I was not expecting to get stuck in the first zone you got the head dead center okay so I had the right idea two three one yes I will shoot him in the eye right I know this memes about the water temple and I'm already dreading it crawl my little booty through here first boss fight I don't feel ready at all I'm awful of combat in this game I totally do get destroyed it's boss was easy I was a joke he was gonna die anyway couldn't you just told me all that before I went in saved me a bunch of hassle guys I killed the Deku Tree my bad everyone's way more little poly here right I'm not just imagining this just suddenly turned into runescape well first guard said no and there's no other way in so I guess that's the end of that I have been defeated already literally ten feet away from where the owl said I should sneak in unless I need you to get your Scottish Mario ass out of my way so I can finish this puzzle good lord I get it these guards are terrible to job please just let me progress so they may sneak into the princess's chambers without being invited surprise are you in charge here and then she calls for the guards and I'm immediately executed please keep this a secret from everyone No and then she she's so upset her lazy eye kicked in mm-hmm these look like Emmys if she really wanted to specify which one she was talking about she would say the one with the gigantic nose just the enormous schnoz just a nose built for cocaine that man must know we're spying on him because he can smell us from a mile out see he knew I have a royal decree mr. Hitler stache is mocking me what Navi he already asked me this question shut the [ __ ] up stop reading things I'm trying to jump the tank I heard you wanted to see me I will definitely forget that I'm sorry why does link keep making that face looks like that one really ridiculous looking Android emo alright I will call her now see what she says [ __ ] already forgot it how I get back out of that hole I climb back out of this hole like Batman [ __ ] dammit to do that I scared him off let's try this again down [ __ ] this is so hard to do with a joystick instead of the C buttons down right left [ __ ] me down right left down what the [ __ ] she's Christ there we go what an ordeal that was because the adults told me a literal child that I should go to a place called Death Mountain alone on escorted they didn't suggest getting a flame resistant shield one of the guards at Death Mountain had to tell me that I'm kind of convinced that that Sheik guard wanted me to just die apparently this is this guy's Jam big-time what a hot feet what a sick beat my dude yeah calm down no that's have to figure out how to get that heart container let's try this oh I made it I'm a legend eat I like how it makes that sound as if I solve some sort of puzzle congratulations any lava pits around here yeah okay Thank You Navi Navi this is a green cap not a bicycle helmet hmm this is quite the predicament I can't I talked to this guy okay now he could be useful and tell me what that is about but no all your tips are don't ask crap like Luke there's lava yeah what what I can't even talk to you what do you want it's like when someone calls you in they call them back immediately and they don't answer I mean they can't expect me to have like the most perfect jump throw timing like they cannot be the solution to this puzzle what is what am I doing here this bomb thing is here for a reason there has to be a purpose for it there's a door here but I can't throw the [ __ ] midair all right now B just drop a pearl of wisdom on me please I'm getting I'm stuck on this puzzle designed for children there's something here missing something that needs to be blown up but what are you serious that was the solution that's it that was the dumbest puzzle oh now that's more like it just a puzzle I can just breeze through you guys have some peak program his face looks like game around open your mouth phone Apple tea shut up now no one asked you then I could just afk right here you wouldn't hit me that's cooked iguana blood brothers I'll take Eskimo brothers at best go to Death Mountain I said it'll be great they said no no no I know how this goes [Music] sneaky [ __ ] why are you hiding up there it's clearly a thing I could bomb if I had bombs but I don't and I'm about to die goodbye cruel world how am I gonna buy the red tunic I saw the red tunic but it cost more than I can carry I don't have like 99 is my max I gotta get this done with a green tunic okay not going well there we go bombs then get out of here shut the [ __ ] up Nami the timer the exit the hell is that is that a succubus I can't tell that supposed to be a woman's voice that doesn't sound like a woman's voice that kind of fairy way I'm not gay but a sword technique is a sword technique and also added an AI system to it so we have fish move out of the way when you get close to them me the second I can squeeze by I'm known a very specific subset of the internet Oh Navi you son of a [ __ ] you've actually being useful oh my god it's a first Navi I can use this women so dramatic I don't want or need your help and in effect these things at all sorry yeah big dummy now do you want my help assuming I don't just die the jellyfish urns I think I need szura here right she's supposed to follow me and then she asked out me what it is so I just gotta convince her to come along the princess that doesn't want saving as a male protagonist I know what is best for you princess whether you want to be saved run now the honor of carrying me he lazy ho don't get you up there oh okay it's not dead fish you little [ __ ] god damn this how the hell did I get her up there how did I do this let me get close now like why is that the design via Ruby bag please I need more rubies this is a mat that's for to God Australian weaponry please lock Hut do the thing I want for once in your life oh you are super fast what the hell on earth am i doing here oh good wearing go sinner you fool okay there we go aha turn around something set up knobby no one asks you define Zara they explore the where is she all right yeah so the boomerang up there Silverman so I was aiming it for sure thank goodness a fight that makes frequent use of the lock-on it's just what I wanted what are you aiming at link so just keep throwing my lock-on will eventually work at some point maybe it feels like it hmm please lock on go for the thing I'm aiming at please look at her standing there like for the pose like she just defeated the boss you're useless okay what's going on so just call me useless nice just calling me cool and she's saying I just saved her the mixed signals I get from this chick no come over here no no over here down no left right here nope good luck are you purposely looking way up there you go don't be alarmed but look at yourself you're suddenly an adult really cranking oh I hit that aren't you buddy thanks huge thank you thank you for the valuable insight Navi what would I do without you you do it [Music] Wow what do we see in here ceiling is falling down okay cool what thank God you warned me in time he's right behind me isn't it how'd you get a horse in here oh I can fly that explains everything obviously uh-huh okay I've got one here Olaf and I imagine he takes more than one hit that does not hurt him or you coach out uh-huh truce Navi explained oh I have magical attacks and then I I have no arrows I can't hurt him with my magic I can't hit him with my sword wait what the [ __ ] he's hit himself how did I get him to do that wow that did not go well at all my masterful plan dismantled in seconds this really does not raise my confidence to the final boss I'm getting bullied I'm being straight-up bullied by a game designed for children back at you no no I have so many more temples to do after this this is the first temple and these urns just drop nothing like I'm eight arrows right now nothing all six gave me jack [ __ ] I have half health eight arrows the urns are like you know what you're good you've got this in the bag I believe in you if only I had enough faith in myself as those urns have in me I'm smashing this button like I'm playing goddamn Fargo party and it's just not fast enough what does this game won from me I have played Dark Souls and I've had bosses that I this I did it earns you put your faith in me and I finally did it okay fire temple young school mistress all right this this temples just rolls bill okay yeah that's a boulders dude that's how the boulders behave okay yeah just [ __ ] control the [ __ ] I'm a I guess all right we've been trolled cardi har-har Jesus Christ stop bullying me oh yeah the guy hinted that I need bombs for this there you go enjoy that and made him tiny the hell is that it looks like some Chinese takeout with legs what a lame looking dragon see if it does like a hair flip when she comes out of the hole lock-on shoot does nothing you got it I bet this is like this is whack Amole she pops out of the hole he hit her at the here yeah those rocks they bounce and they do so much damage that was two words what everything hits me for two hearts anyway yo last time and I got a new plan I'm gonna sit in the [ __ ] corner my shield up and then I hammer you in the face don't worry I'll hold your hair back when I go back to my corner like a dunce she's still doing the rock fall oh oh I had the hammer in my hand so I couldn't use my shield to block oh and I ran too close you can't get too close to the dragon when you're hitting it with a hammer you gotta be you got to stand back but not too far back but not too close I got her to see the YouTube comments tell me how terrible I met these bosses someone 500 hours is gonna come in sell me the the real strategy no to play the game violence against female dragons wait oh well I clearly didn't need that hard I'm so good at this game it's up Navi an Arctic wind is blowing from zahar Zoras River do you feel it does that mean water temple time everyone's favorite temple from what I hear you don't want to know how long it took me to figure out yet to use a bottle on this fire I was trying to shoot arrows turret all kinds of [ __ ] you need to get the bottle the fire who would think that yeah say rude oh oh I thought her name is or it's rude Oh mm I mean in my fiance his name just some random spiked balls for some [ __ ] reason what does this have to do with water Britta Trudeau go where did my fish fiance go she led me up here into a trap apparently she's being spiteful I've been using for the past seven years I mean this place is kind of confusing but it's not so bad all right yeah now this this temples cancer and I got all the way up here and it's a key door very cool water temple dark punk seafood conquer yourself I'm gonna [ __ ] you in the butt me how do I feel about that just like the news I hit him with a hammer I'm kicking my ass all of a sudden Wow stop hitting yourself stop moving all right that's the enemy tentacles gonna have its way with me this is just me endlessly trying to put this stupid thing while it moves away [Music] and me creature I am NOT an anime girl just hiding in a corner with your shield oh that's my strategy on every bus stupid ass what a boss tentacle ass stupid his hint as a boss this is a lot more morbid okay get off my face that's right you've run like a [ __ ] no the entire fall in this [ __ ] they keep doing it I'm not showing any signs of stopping except for literally stopping when he screams god damn it these [ __ ] traps stop right there criminal scum so who does that know well like this but I got to talk to you about this literally not get to that chest how many dozens of times and why did they put that guy there just to stop me every time have to come to this ladder just to make it just that tiny itsy-bitsy little more inconvenient sweet Jesus why Nintendo why didn't you think this would be entertaining you know what let's just make him keep running in loops everything he makes any progress throw them back in the pit why isn't we're talking about this area but why is it always the water temple I get the water temple sucked but this is so much worse all right I've fallen in three holes in this room so far there better not be a fourth this is what I came here for I'm out I don't care what the rest of this place has I'll give a ship it's a heart I don't care I'm out I'm done yeah that puzzle would have been a lot easier literally anything in this area dropped energy I didn't realize the lens uses energy so I wasted it and then finally what I needed it didn't have it classic the simple action would have been so bad if it wasn't for the fact that every single time you fail at something it just throws you so far back it's just absurd it is way more punishing than I was expecting why am i collecting movies I've been full-on Ruby since the first 30 minutes of this game all right just set up house to get to the boss this is bus donkey konga drums I was shockingly close all right well a close-run I had him on the ropes and it takes me to the entrance of the temple are you for real let's see how long this takes me to get all the way back I'm gonna look at the timer here let's see how long that's it it took me eight minutes eight minutes to get from the entrance of the temple to the boss so let's see how long it takes me to fight the boss hmm let's check the timer would you look at that one minute huh I can't use my strategy of sitting in the corner in this boss [Music] just eat me off and into an acid pit Oh and then you just karate chops me as I come back out very cool the true tragedy is I can't use the donkey konga song over this entire fight because of copyright reasons oh I got some mexicana music and some [ __ ] tacos now I can't Crouch I just could take like cats TV find this crate no a sexy guard we were really interested in joining their all-female group mmm can I join your all-female group sounds pretty cool uh-oh I was captured by an all-female group and now they're gonna have their way with me oh no you're free my man you're a cute KITT you've been in jail for too long coming on to me already hell yeah I'd like to join your all-female crew oh yeah it's temples easy so far Wow even the traps give me health yeah this temple every room so far just immediately understand what I'm supposed to be doing it's pretty nice gotta say it all around good done Yin it didn't give me any problems now let's his boss just throw all that out the window no no we don't need a wake up that guy not take the X that took me face-first into his X now where are you gonna sit you big idiot this is the boss I've got to hell don't do this to me hey no because my breath okay here we go oh all right I'm back with the hole 3 health this time you guys didn't see the chance [Music] Wow ok yeah I definitely yeah I definitely shouldn't have hit my shield this boss is such an easy concept the actual execution deep all right this is getting upsetting stage twos I've got a whole part of one heart left for this [Music] so I got ice assume I want to block fire next there we go what mmm do I not want to block the two different types give me that ice baby I'm gonna be minty fresh ice no fire only ice look you spicy [ __ ] okay so that's Oh and I fell down great oh I got one hit on her I keep falling off I swear half my Destin is my shield not reflecting when it should damn it what are you doing get your [ __ ] together link that I'm gonna unlock and then attack her cuz apparently I need to do that allows I'm going to screw this up I can't believe how easy this boss is and yet I'm still failing hard just because of the jumping across the gap that is sad wait was there a heart I didn't look that's right [ __ ] boy and love the kind of woman that can kick my ass what what re what now that you've never been able to help me in any way you should be you've been nothing but a disappointment for this entire game whoa whoa this immediately throws me down a lower level like normal combat got them didn't do anything okay mere attack and then just [ __ ] you know what I'm just gonna slice them with my sword or I'm gonna fall down down here and fight like a man ow okay that was very manly I'll give you that okay all right get down here fight like a small child please preferably one with like polio or something what am I doing here nothing seems to hurt this guy this is my last resort through some [ __ ] Deku nut so I have an easy since the first hour of the game son nope continue to be useless Deku nuts you know I can't believe I didn't think of just deflecting it back at him come on let's play hot potato back at you son and back at you again a third time and then arrow oh we did okay I thought it was every three times apparently it's random I damn it and he laughs at me return does rubbing salt in the wound this game can't give me a break and now what is he doing what is this it's okay what was I supposed to do about that not a single crumb of energy in these phases so I guess I'm just [ __ ] I can't do this fight now I gotta kill myself your enemy can't kill if they're dead towers gonna collapse is this a timed event good luck princess I need you apparently I mean come on let's go together well looks like this is the end of me and you princess hold me this is just me or is this turning into an arena oh okay I don't need that I guess at least I got Navi on my side now whoa boy that's better than a sword right go get em Navi you can't really be this is easy and Kenneth he's not even attacking me I don't even need a center Magnus see prowling around so long gay bowser man joke's on you I've got an actually useful fairy in my pocket easy easy would have been a lot easier with energy but what can you do why don't you do that before you had that mera the whole time let our powers combined [Music]

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Rating: 4.9037876 out of 5

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Id: qh0nq2WDexA

Length: 31min 3sec (1863 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 10 2020