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warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings because honestly you probably aren't playing with power and that's just sad [Music] nintendo entertainment system could the name be more long-winded why is there so much space in the cartridge it's a waste i know the console's old but games get stuck inside of it so easily blowing in the cartridge does not fix your problem stop that these square corners can really hurt your hands over long periods of time anyone else's thumbs feel sore after a long gaming session the nes is home to tons of ljn games yeah you know the ones why does this controller have a microphone for games that look like this was that really necessary the controller cords on the famicom are way too short nes advantage that's a funny way of spelling nes cheaters the bottom of the nes has an expansion pack for accessories but none of them were released in america everything about the top loader is awesome except that there's no component output why would they get rid of that the nes basically created the wizard it also created super mario bros the movie you know i want to meet the person that said yeah you know what let's make a glove controller that's a great idea attaching the sensors suck you have to put tape on it just so it stays upright and when you give up on the power glove after five minutes the buttons on the controller are not only mushy as hell but the controllers still suck since the glove always picks up your motions whose idea was it to turn something as basic and simple as a d-pad into a tiny rocking platform and you can't even push the other buttons while you're on it so what do you do you hold the controller in your hand which defeats the whole purpose just play with the controller the nes max is cool but this d-pad is garbage this circle thingy doesn't need to exist look at this controller what is this a boomerang nope and don't even get me started on the u-force it's basically the kinect but 10 times worse the speedboard does not put the speed at your fingertips unless you're me and actually love this thing owning rob in the 80s is the equivalent to owning a body pillow in 2019 [Music] you gotta add the nes classic to your video did i say you could come in go back to your rock it's a boulder a boulder don't forget to do it whatever this is just a raspberry pi in a cute overpriced package look at the length of this controller wire this is unacceptable there's only one controller in the box the game selection overall is pretty good but where the heck is duck tales or the other mega man games or tetris or adventures of lolo why is there super c on here but not contra that's like if they added mario bros 2 but not the first one the little door doesn't open only a wuss would use a save state for an nes game okay john you can add this in the end this was completely unscripted so basically i was done recording for this video and i was trying to unplug this okay and when i unplugged it basically um everything just got really defangled up like look at this this is completely torn off it's stuck inside the nes classic now why is this like this because i was forced to buy a third-party extension cable because the freaking controller wire is too short on this okay so update i was able to get my controller working again thank god now basically what happened was this metal piece let me try to show it this metal piece it got stuck inside and i had to use freaking tweezers to pull it out warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't really accurate to my feels and thoughts because let's be honest the game boy advance sp is still the best handheld don't at me [Music] game boy what's wrong with girls huh sexist look at how bulky and ugly this thing is i can't even see the screen dude i need a flashlight to see what i'm playing in the screen is so tiny gonna need a microscope too why are the colors green and black this is like the virtual boy but well okay you know never mind i didn't say that no no that thing is that is a whole nother thing there was only five launch games yeah five there was exclusives in the other regions but damn that's just pathetic the only reason people remember the game boy is because of tetris and super mario land that's it handy boy you called this piece of garbage handy the game boy really kicked in the era of crappy movie games being released just to cash in it was relentless back then let me tell you yeah that teal backdrop and pink buttons don't match at all there's only two barbie game boys but i wanted one oh you know what kind of name is game boy pocket anyway the original game boy could fit in your pocket too so i don't know the game boy pocket didn't fix the game boy's biggest problem the freaking dark screen yeah i know the game boy light did that but why did it take two revisions to get to this point why did they release the game boy light and game boy color in the same year that's like if the ps4 pro and a ps5 came out within a few months of each other there would be riots wow game boy color three games for launch and one of those was tetris which was a game i think many many people maybe a few people played i don't know this camera has to be the worst quality i've ever seen in my entire life when you're transferring pokemon and the gamelink cable came undone because you touched your gameboy the wrong way god i hate that the gameboy color apparently has color but i still can't see the screen because there's no backlight oh of course just stick this janky light thing inside the handheld and you can see a third of the screen now cool the game boy color is home to the worst shrek game in existence no like seriously don't play this super mario bros deluxe had some awful screen crunch and it's the game boy's fault apparently the color of this game boy is atomic purple that sounds dangerous get that get that away from me ugh you know what's so advanced about the game boy advance the fact that they got away with no backlit screen for the umpteenth time the only way to fix this is to mod your gba by taking it apart and soldering wires and all this crap but like who's gonna do all that who the hell would watch spongebob on a gameboy advance what's with nintendo's obsession with cards there was an e-reader that used cards and now there's amiibo cards like come on stop with this plebeian tech the gameboy advance sp is perfect except for one thing there's no headphone jack there's an enhanced version of the sp with a screen so bright that i go blind just looking at it oh and also the updated sp still did not add a headphone jack oh look how cute the game boy micro is too bad it's the most uncomfortable handheld in existence the faceplate idea is cool but the designs are so left field we got some freaking flowers camouflage sparkles like who wanted this where's the nintendo theme plates yeah they sold one very limited edition mario one but even then that plate covers most of mario's face the micro isn't compatible with the older gameboy games therefore breaking the compatibility streak the consoles had apparently some stores in america delayed the release of the micro because it was just a dumb novelty i guess i don't know why they did that but still triggers me i love how the website compares the size to things like lipstick a quarter of fly when in the end it doesn't matter because it's still not as good as the sp as if things couldn't get worse the micro used to cost more than the sp did introducing the following video that is over exaggerated new nathaniel bandy video created especially for youtube.com a large platform it's a bit more exciting a bit more challenging a bit more graphic a bit more colorful a bit more realistic a bit more videos a bit more secrets a bit more enemies a bit more friends a bit more sound a bit hotter a bit cooler a bit weirder a bit more evolutionary a bit more bandy a bit more of what you want it's 1080 bit and it's yours only if you subscribe now you're watching with power superpower i'm glad my snazz never turned yellow like half of them do nowadays that's just gross anyone else think that the end labels were too small or is that just me the powerfest 94 wasn't as cool as the nintendo world championships so the super scope is a hilariously large accessory but my god it takes a lot of batteries to work and you gotta love the game title super scope six truly the most ingenious name of all time some parents consider the snes a scam because the games wouldn't work on an nes little did they know that in 20 years we'd be upgrading our phones annually it's really too bad the snes cd-rom add-on never came out outside of that one prototype the snes is home to one of the best games super mario world but it's also home to mario's time machine and mario's early years the start and select buttons are too mushy if the snes simply had a better cpu speed then the genesis would have likely had a harder time competing with its blast processing slogan oh and uh now that we're on the topic console wars are stupid they were back then and they still are now they're game consoles not a cult the super game boy is amazing because it's backwards compatible with game boy games but that begs the question why not game boy color as well why does the super famicom look so much cooler than the american one the japanese controllers look a bit better too but the lack of concave buttons for ynx kind of sucks it's kind of hilarious how the super famicom calls the carts cassettes yeah these don't look like cassettes to me but uh you do you the snes 2 was a great look but i got used to being lazy and pushing the eject button where did it go so is this supposed to be a controller or a cellular telephone the scoremaster is decent but that joystick is way too stiff if there was a super scope to upgrade the zapper where the heck is my super power arm to upgrade the power glove i wish i was around when this attella view was a thing it looks so cool [Music] didn't see that coming did you i wasn't gonna forget this [Music] oh sorry come on why can't you hand them to me what he got through it after the nes classic you'd think nintendo would have produced more snes classics to prevent scalpers but no this is nintendo of course see that would have made way too much sense that would have actually made people happy the snes controller cord is longer than the nes one but it's barely an acceptable length donkey kong country is great but where is donkey kong country 2 and 3 and what about turtles and time or super mario all stars i can't push the eject button for fun and the same goes for the mini super famicom come on i like pushing buttons 80 dollars is a bit much for snes games and yeah i know some of the games are rare and there's two controllers but still it would have been great if we got a snes mouse and mario paint with this bundle it's time to play it loud why does the narrator sound so depressed that's commercials for you since when did you become the home improvement neighbor i thought it'd be a fun little thing i don't know are you gonna hit me in the head with anything else today uh not today no okay so are we playing mario paint or not oh hell yeah [Music] warning the following video is not over exaggerated basically all opinions shared are accurate to my thoughts and feelings what more do i really need to say it's the damn virtual boy just look at it what in the absolute hell happened here high resolution 3d graphics that adds up i love that batteries not included is highlighted in the same way as the other console futures instead of being i don't know hidden on the back or something speaking of the back of the box it highlights about half of the entire north american virtual boy library if you're going to make a headset include a head strap cheap plastic legs aren't going to do the job and you know it oh wait there is no head strap because the virtual boy weighs too much it would probably strain your neck shortly after straining your eyes which yes i'll bring it up virtual boy games hard to look at bad yadda yadda the only person that actually likes two d-pads on the controller is d-pad gamer probably also if this console has high resolution 3d graphics like it says it has you'd think that the controller would have like a gulped title no a joystick for 3d movement six double-a batteries to power this piece of crap i can think of at least one better way to go through batteries and that's pushing buttons on my remote for hours on end because that would actually be more fun but what about the battery life it's about four hours in length yeah pretty lame in comparison to the game boy lineup and the battery pack is attached to uh the controller that makes no sense whatsoever like maybe it was to prevent the virtual boy from being too heavy or something but what this face velcro strap thingy is surprisingly comfortable but my biggest gripe is there's no way to replace it what if you hand the virtual boy to a friend that's super sweaty and then gets it all gross and stuff this thing is bacteria heaven why are the start and select buttons the same size and shape as a and b like i get they were going for like the symmetrical look but you know there's a reason the pause button on every other controller known to mankind is shaped differently it lacks the same importance and is meant to be harder to reach these shoulder buttons mesh well with my hands but they just feel cheap the sheer irony of nintendo putting their question and service phone number right next to where your eyes are the number you have not in service what are you talking about not in service i need to fix my virtual boy the virtual boy is technically portable but you need the stand to set it down somewhere so uh yeah i'm sticking with game boy actual portable here the 3d effects are very underwhelming nowadays even when they got it working properly on the 3ds a lot of people didn't use the 3d oh yeah this is another thing i'm obligated to mention there's this extension port to play multiplayer games but it never released so yeah i brought it up now go delete your comments saying that i forgot to bring this up please just watch the whole video just do it you know if you have to make all your games red and black to reduce the cost of your system it's probably not a good idea to begin with if you're gonna make a virtual reality headset without head tracking don't make a virtual reality headset maybe the virtual boy didn't sell well because the commercials turned it into a terrifying monster and everyone ran away from it that's what i'm doing you might be wondering how many virtual boy games are there 22 that's right just 22 and i'm gonna play them all right now because i will never have a reason to ever play any of these ever again every single game asks you if you want to turn automatic pause on or off seriously like i get it's to help with the ice stream but that's just as bad as wii games telling you to take a break every 10 minutes [Music] for mario's first tennis game it's ridiculously bare bones it's just tennis with mario sprites so i'm gonna make this point for a lot of virtual boy games but this does not scream virtual reality mario's tennis could run on super nintendo luigi vs princess isn't centered properly and it's bothering me a lot peach do be shaking that thing like it's nobody's business i'm not okay with this music for a supposedly advanced console it sure sounds like this belongs on the game boy still we're not facing off against donkey kong jr just donkey that's all yoshi's face and waddle when he wins is actually fantastic why is koopa so terrifying the character select screen doesn't scroll on both sides so if i want to go right then i have to go from the left side all the way to the right side and vice versa wow what an exciting launch game pinball and space that's a new one the pedals aren't very satisfying to hit it feels like there's a tiny bit of delay in the input which really takes me out of the immersion the physics are a little wonky the puck feels way too floaty there's only four pinball tables that is a pathetic amount i never thought i'd say that i got my ball stuck in between mega man helmets and galactic pinball on the virtual boy but uh here we are now seriously why does the ball slow down as i'm approaching the pedal it keeps throwing me off you'd think nintendo would have used punch out instead of you know whatever teller boxers supposed to be man i wish i was as cool as johnny maybe someday uh rick why is your head going from your shoulders to your stomach oh i think i need an adult picky is 527 years old is this a typo or is it just a v tuber there's only seven opponents in one final boss it would have been nice to at least top out at 10 or 12. whoa there mamuru you can't just lift your torso out of your body that is 100 cheating you know i could have mistaken this as an alpha build for star fox but uh no this is just how red alarm looks good good luck is right i'm playing red alarm on the virtual boy okay i seriously have no idea where i'm supposed to go this is horrible and the first person mode doesn't help at all yes i tried it this kind of game would really benefit from a remaster on the switch or oculus rift virtual boy wario land is the name they went with huh i kind of preferred wario cruz over virtual boy wario land okay but for real it's a disgrace that a game this fun is stuck on the virtual boy this would have been great on the game boy color or game boy advance i'm all about evolving the game of tetris but uh this is not the way to go about that half of these tetris pieces aren't even actual tetris pieces like if you're gonna call it 3d tetris why change things so drastically my god this is so disorienting i can barely tell where anything is some more colors would have maybe helped i don't know maybe not wait look on the right side of the screen this shows exactly where the piece is gonna drop okay well now i know how the game works but i can only play properly by staring at this guide and not looking at the 3d part of the game so uh yeah that's kind of stupid why does every puzzle piece on this menu looks like it wants to kill me ah yes golf the first thing i think of when i imagine vr the golf course isn't green so i don't think i can play this all i can see is blood and death all over the course that's it i'm not the only one that's imagining hotel mario right now right so the one real mario game we got for the virtual boy is just mario bros but in 3d i know a 2d platformer was in the works for virtual boy but this is just sad the music is horrible [Music] not all mario music is great but this is another level of generic and forgettable for some reason i'm allowed to try level 40 on the get-go and i can confirm that that was not my best plan hitting the spinys from the distance is a cool idea but the depth perception is so hard to get used to i don't know man it just feels wrong seeing the mario logo without any color besides red and black gotta love the elevator button sound effects can anyone explain to me what's so funky about nestor's funky bowling i mean admittedly i giggle saying it out loud but it's just bowling how funky can it possibly be look how freaking big the tm trademark is on the logo yeah so when you get a spare in this game a spare change machine pops up huh okay oh i found the funky it's uh it's nestor's facial expressions okay now that's truly riveting whoa well wait a second play that back nestor just lost all of his hair in like two seconds i am never going bowling after this this flame animation with the shadowing is the best worst thing i've ever seen i can't stop looking at it why is kirby in my bomberman spin-off and why is the music so creepy like really it's just a puzzle game why is this on virtual boy how do you even make a puzzle game without some normal arcade or endless mode so the virtual reality gimmick for vertical force is that you can move your ship up and down ah yeah it's basically the same concept as xevious with dropping bombs on the ground but whatever works anyone else think that our ship is way too big god it's so hard to tell what you can hit from the top and bottom layers also the laser power-up sucks don't grab this one you know just in case you ever play this game yeah [Music] it sure is baseball the music is actually pretty catchy but i'd much rather play this on a normal console i still don't understand why this movie needed a game based off of it but then it's also on the virtual boy of all things so basically you just shoot stuff especially the guys on water bikes truly riveting gameplay the virtual reality effect is zooming the camera in and out yawn waterworld isn't even that bad as some people say it is it's just really boring i know i sound like a broken record but this is another game that would have made more sense on a normal game boy it's actually really fun i just hate that i have to play it in two colors a password system in the year 1995. the game specifically said that i can only push boulders but not pull them that doesn't make sense but okay yes i'm even playing the japanese exclusive games have mercy on my soul there's not even a menu for virtual lab you just jump into the game oh my god i am low-key crushing on this anime girl this is not okay this is virtual boy i can't be doing this when you pause the game it says take a rest um okay i guess i'll take a rest good night moving around is not only laggy but the pieces move way too fast how do you mess up the controls for a puzzle game so i hate fishing games on a normal scale how bad could this possibly be am i fishing in the water or magma only 22 virtual boy games and two of them just had to be bowling [Music] what is this sound design why is this like the nicest pause screen of all time it's probably the best looking virtual boy paw screen out of the three musics none of them are the classic tetris theme although music c is pretty catchy i know tetris was still newish back then but i can't even hard drop a horror game on the virtual boy is extremely ambitious and while it's impressive for the time there is nothing scary about it good luck getting to the true ending by the way you have to play the game without using a password without dying even once and you gotta do it really fast all i can think of right now is super glove ball in the nes look i got nothing else fellas there is nothing interesting about this game i'm sorry just nothing i'm not even gonna pretend to understand how sd gundam dimension war works so yeah one more game to go ah yes space invaders finally i can play this one in true virtual reality the 3d space invaders is literally just space invaders at an awkward angle yep i just played all 22 virtual boy games and you want to know what i actually liked a few of them wario land jack bros teleroboxer ins mouth would all actually be kind of cool to see remastered in the modern era but this is the virtual boy and it will continue to fade into obscurity until our own sun will turn red in 5 billion years but anyway thanks for watching warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings jumping from 2d to 3d what a yippity yahoo time that sure was get in or get out sucker let's just get it out of the way control or bad this is where you like the video and subscribe because i'm just that relatable and yes this three-prong setup is a little weird but it's not really that bad because every game has used two of the three sides but why have the controller molded this way to begin with the joystick actually is pretty bad it breaks really easily slips out of your thumb due to a lack of a good grip and is overall just garbage i get it's one of the first 3d consoles but it's aged horribly there is technically the hori pad which fixes most of the original controller issues but it only came out in japan so it's pretty spendy it's definitely better than the n64 power glove and yes this is a real controller also yes it's somehow worse than the nes's power glove if you want to play donkey kong 64 or majora's mask you have to have the expansion pack add-ons are dumb even stranger is donkey kong 64 doesn't really need the expansion pack there was a weird bug that could only be fixed by the pack so it's required for that reason alone what's up with the cartridges not having n labels like why did i have to go on etsy to buy custom ones for all my games i like the idea of the rumble pack but this is another thing that's aged horribly the shaking is way too strong and it's just kind of annoying i never use mine alright get ready for quick story time with bandy fellas because i'm about to tell you how modern gaming began so as i'm sure you know nintendo and sony were supposed to team up and make a console together but nintendo had issues with sony having too much ownership basically sony had control of the superdisk format including nintendo software as well as control over licensing music and movies nintendo didn't like this and decided to work with phillips instead at the time sony and phillips were massive rivals so nintendo secretly made a better deal with phillips in order to gain control back to their software and to basically over sony in quotations because of that the playstation now exists in so does modern gaming so uh you can thank nintendo for beginning the era of microtransactions loot boxes and day one dlc good job nintendo also the n64 only sold 32 million units while the playstation sold 102 million but what did nintendo get out of their deal with phillips the cdi hotel mario zelda the wand of gamelon link the faces of evil in zelda's adventure yet couldn't ask for more of a fuck-up honestly there's only 296 north american games which might sound like a lot but the average console has way more than that i'm not gonna lie i kinda wish they just stuck with nintendo ultra 64. there was a reason they couldn't but that name sounds way cooler and the branding itself was much sleeker and stylish while i liked the aesthetic of cartridges and the faster load times cds were the way to go because they could hold way more data they costed less to produce and were able to create a higher quality image because of that nintendo had very little third party support which meant a lot of the big games at the time wouldn't work on the n64 and because the n64 launch was delayed by a couple years the playstation had all the time in the world to develop a fan base which made it way more likely for third parties to make games with them nintendo had a lot of software droughts which affected its overall sales hmm where have i heard this before oh let me think let's see uh guess how many launch games this console had two of them i hope you like mario because uh there was literally nothing else to play that's probably why the n64 never came with a pack in game because there were only two games available anyway the n64 microphone is absolute trash it just doesn't work i mean maybe it did when it first launched but nowadays don't even bother with it i really miss the days when nintendo released translucent colored consoles that's one thing about the n64 that we'll probably never see again because everything has to be simple and clean nowadays there's no time for fun fun not allowed super mario 64. dr mario 64. mario kart 64. excitebike 64 mega man 64. maya ham soccer 64. ogre battle 64 kirby 64. starcraft 64 bomberman 64. ridge racer 64 asteroids hyper 64. carmageddon 64. nuclear strike 64. donkey kong 64. namcoon is m64 destruction derby 64. road rash 64. bass hunter 64. must truck madness 64. shadowgate 64. micro machine 64. virtual pull 64. golden nugget 64. wipeout 64. gt64 gek64 virtual chess 64 quest 64 forsaken 64 fighting force 64 robotron 64 duke nukem 64. madden football 64 f1 pull position 64. international superstar soccer 64 star fox 64 doom 64. fifa soccer 64 wavefrey64 piloting 64. harvest moon 64. holy i think these games are for the nintendo 64. oh my god by the way mega man 64 is just mega man legends why did they change the name and make everyone really confused i remember watching the mario 64 got melt commercial when i was a kid that makes me feel old as hell thanks a lot reality get in or get out is a slogan lost in time it's trying to be aggressive like the sega genesis was but nobody cared like i didn't even know this was the slogan until i was much older mario gets arrested in the mario party commercial i knew he was a troublemaker all along i just figured out why mario is a chonky boy and that's because he had a collaboration with taco bell it's all adding up let's watch the first 15 seconds of this commercial it's all the head the head movement the body [Music] not bad okay good you saw it you're really confused now what i need you to do is take a wild guess at what this game is promoting i'll give you a second ponder your choice think about it think about it alright if you guessed yoshi's story then you would be correct congratulations [Music] and we haven't even gotten started on the 64 disc drive this was nintendo's answer to adding more storage to their games and it never released outside of japan so uh that's how well that one went it's also kind of ironic going from cartridges to using what's essentially a floppy disk considering storage technology at its most primitive form is a floppy disk what's worse the games themselves only held 64 megabytes of storage while the playstation disks were holding over 600 megabytes why did they even bother when the upgrade is so minimal there's only 10 games for the system and ran that doesn't work at all anymore so you know what we gotta do play them all because i will never have a reason to play these again ever in my entire life mario artist paint studio mario artist communication kit mario artist polygon studio mario artist town studio why are there four of these games so paint studio's menu screen has transitioned to still images of flowers venusaur and squirtle what in the hell am i getting myself into the marker squeaking is actually ear grating i like how the smooth effect is literally just adding gaussian blur i use this all the time i know what it looks like i know how to make this picture funnier just add the zigzag effect comedy 100 i did it gen z okay but honestly these special effects remind me of all the goofy crap that used to be in windows movie maker back in the early 2000s it's strangely nostalgic and i'm only just realizing how awful it was you can only use undo one time that's pretty lame why would anyone want a virtual coloring book back in the day when an actual coloring book would have been way more satisfying and fun so you can add random pictures of mario's 64 renders while i'm secretly geeking out inside this is extremely pointless nintendo that's not a spiny shell that's a green shell and this is not a spiky shell it's a blue or spiny shell now i should mention i'm playing an english translated version so that could just be wrong and it's correct in the original japanese version as far as i could tell you can't resize any of these images you can flip and rotate them but scaling up and down oh that's too hard oh my god i have never seen this mario kart 64 rendered before why is this the most bizarre and mind-boggling game i've ever played holy sh an n64 flower render and it looks terrible thank god no one's seen this before i can't get over the pictures that you can add in this game i mean there's stuff from wave race 64 and even like banjo-kazooie this game is so freaking weird they even included all 151 original pokemon plus a few bonus pictures like why is this even called a mario artist game it should have just been called nintendo artist well this isn't terrifying at all okay guys can we just like take a minute and talk about the noses on this page going from top left to bottom right we've got this super thin scrawny one that almost looks angry then there's this one with some freckles but it just looks like a raindrop then we've got this one with hair on the outside we got one with a lot of hair on the inside one with the snot that's wrapping around the nose and one that's blowing out air and one with snot coming out of both nostrils one that's bruised up and has a lot of blackheads and then finally for our final freaking finale one that can speak in japanese nothing reminds me more of mario than a bunch of dudes rollerblading is my 64 dd using a real hammer to save this picture like i'm not gonna lie this game is super charming for just how over the top it is how do you like my beautiful animation i spent a whole two minutes on it there's even this weird 3d mode where you can edit the textures and stuff frankly this is some pretty cool technology for the time but i just can't imagine anybody that would want to spend time with this kind of stuff you can even run around in the 3d mode which is cool but the camera is atrocious hey look it's the real turok 4. [Music] yes i get it now that makes sense so i think the point of mario artist polygon studio is to learn how to edit 3d models it's an interesting idea but it's just so clunky to navigate this is legitimately nightmare fuel [Music] [Applause] yes i really understand what's going on now nobody told me that warioware began from this game i wish i knew that a long time ago ah yes time to add female inside spear that's exactly what i wanted [Music] what the f i genuinely have no words for what is happening like i must be missing the contacts because i just don't get it something is written on this bread oh great now the bread is talking to me for 50 years we have been placing these toasters in this world we bake the bread you can trust well i don't trust you so if you don't move on the menu all the pieces start to just float and the music gets really creepy it's time to move on i'm getting really scared ah so this is where me's originated for better or for worse i have to say town studio isn't nearly as weird as the other two but this still has absolutely nothing to do with mario you can wear a mask how appropriate what are you even waiting for i promise there's no toilet behind the door i'm telling you there's also this weird movie studio section where you can very heavily edit all the scenes the characters in them the lighting i mean it's shockingly in-depth what it is this is such a weird piece of history that clearly had a lot of effort put into it but again nobody knows this exists so mario artist communication studio doesn't really work because i don't have it translated in english and it wasn't really a game anyway it allowed players to connect to the randette service and upload the things they made so it's an interesting piece of software that's completely useless now speaking of rain net this disc can't be used anymore either you would use a modem mouse and keyboard and could access the internet with it this is just the roblox guy but very big so basically i'm playing as a god and i'm supposed to help these villagers but man is it slow and boring it takes forever to get anywhere and all you do is pick up stuff and throw it the full name of this game is dosh in the giant liberation front chibiko chico collection rolls right off the tongue this game is obnoxious to play because you have to swap the disc with the first game since building monuments is required to make progress in this game who thought this was a good idea i'm gonna say it this game is worse than superman 64 and i'm glad i can't read japanese to fully experience it the zamon dd every failed console has to have a space shooter because it's just a requirement this game is honestly not that bad it's just weird that it had to be played on the 64 disc drive it looks like it would have worked on the regular n64 this is simcity 64. it's a typical sims game but i can't read any of it and that's too bad because it actually looks kind of fun and i'm vibing with the overworld music too maybe someday there'll be an english version to try it this intro sounds like the credits for a christmas hallmark film [Music] either this is the worst golf game of all time or i just don't get it you have to swing the ball by i think pushing left on the joystick and then it just kind of does it automatically and misses most the time why isn't it just normal controls [Music] a new record long shot thank you for celebrating two feet i guess how did f-zero get a track editor before mario kart did wait a minute the extra tracks are kind of cool but it's nothing special or really worth playing what you thought you were getting out of this video without mario 64. well the 1996 space world demo got out so of course i'm gonna play it the castle music sounds a little different [Music] it's honestly a lot creepier with the longer notes it's not just that though there are a lot of weird sounds that sound different apparently this is what the pal version of mario 64 sounded like but it's hard to say so according to a wiki page i read when you enter the wiggler fight it supposedly crashes the game but i have a special version that's been converted to be played on an actual n64 so i guess that fixed the glitch that was a lot more n64 than i was expecting to play now this console definitely a little weird looking at it nowadays but it's still one of my favorites there's a reason i have almost all the games and that's because the few games that are good are really really good games and still hold up today now if you'll excuse me i need to get red net working on here i'm gonna hack into it i'm a hacker man thanks for watching [Music] the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings because really this is what they call a cube of justice let's get the obvious out of the way what's up with the handle on the back i can grab it without a handle just saying the gamecube controller is by far one of the best but why isn't there two z buttons that's not symmetrical ew and it's super tiny and dinky they could have made it a little bit bigger let's be real the d-pad is just okay as well it works but it's way too small the minidiscs are charming but they don't hold as much data as the ps2 and xbox do and worse you can't play dvds which at the time was a huge selling point there's a reason that ps2 is the best selling console of all time aho but you might say what about the panasonic q that played gamecube and dvd games well first off it only came out in japan and second it cost way too much money this has to be the worst looking microphone of all time i get why you can't play game boy advanced video cards on the game boy player but back then who was really gonna pirate these videos especially when the quality is so bad and pixelated so what's up with the gamecube not having a normal kirby game i mean yeah kirby air ride is awesome but isn't that a bit strange the ascii controller is obnoxiously big and it stinks the keyboard only works for fantasy star because i love how goofy this thing is this is the dumbest looking controller and i absolutely love it what kind of code name is project dolphin like yeah i know it's just a code name but what is that supposed to entail nintendo aquatic simulator the lack of online play was also disappointing and no fantasy star online doesn't count because that's one game and you had to get a specific adapter for that to even work okay yes there were a couple other japanese only games but come on that doesn't count gcn is the official abbreviation for the gamecube and everybody has accepted that for some reason gamecube nintendo like i'm sorry what apparently it isn't ngc because that abbreviation is already taken from national geographic channel this shouldn't matter they're two completely different things nintendo has always had the stigma that it's only four kids and that really shows in comparison to the ps2 and xbox these consoles look very slick and nice nintendo's like uh i got cute wool box yeah the day after star fox adventure came out is the day nintendo lost rare to microsoft buying them can we get some fs in the chat because of this we never got a sequel to diddy kong racing which is one of the best kart racers of all time there's something really ominous about the gamecube commercials putting things or people inside transparent cubes is kinda creepy unexpected characters in one big brawl as he shows off mario and samus okay this is officially the most awkward nintendo commercial i've ever seen in my life well okay maybe besides that amiibo one with the kid that has a crush on that girl and he like trains mario and stuff but uh we don't talk about that one we don't know one big brawl huh foreshadowing and also spoilers why is he mowing the grass when it's wet that's a bad idea that's really dangerous there were a lot of cool colors for the gamecube but nothing is going to beat that tropical green n64 oh look at it oh god that thing is just what do blocks of space even equate to well i looked it up a 1019 block card is about 8 megabytes time sure i've changed haven't they i'm not gonna lie i miss when nintendo was this risky with their ips mario goes to jail mario kart had two drivers mario's sports games were actually fun the legend of zelda debated everyone with cel-shaded graphics kirby got a racing game f-zero existed and chibi-robo was born do i need to say more the dk bongos are an amazing idea for a controller but not great for keeping quiet these things are so loud i feel bad for the parents that bought these incorporating land play is awesome and i even got to experience it with double dash earlier this year but sadly it only works with a few games kirby air right having land play is incredibly cool but it stinks you can't go up to 8 players if there's one thing that can be said about the gamecube is that it deserved to sell better it really did this is a charming little console that was hurt by the small disk size and poor marketing overall it was so bad that nintendo basically had to do a hard reset with their next console [Music] warning health and safety the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings because two screens are better than one so get over it people circa 2004 that were skeptical the original ds was a revolution but my god is it a bulky fella and don't even get me started on the prototype why is the stylus so tiny i can barely hold this that's great that it can play gba games but why not game boy color in game boy as well the on-screen keyboard is downright puny i need a magnifying glass to use this there's an option to turn off the brightness imagine someone unironically doing this when you go into the settings you can't go back to the main menu without turning the system off because that makes all the sense the r l buttons are really mushy the strongest game for the ds's launch was a remake of mario 64. i mean that's cool but that's it oh also there's a demo of metroid prime hunter is okay and the rest of it was just small stuff don't eat cheez-its next to a pile of ds cartridges it's not worth it gotta love how the original slogan for the ds was touching is good rest in peace to all the dogs and nintendogs that have starved to death because we haven't played the game in over a decade just imagine if the ds's code name nintendo nitro actually stuck we would have a console called the nintendo nitro ixl ah yes the ds lite my favorite handheld to smudge my fingerprints on i'm glad gba games still work on the ds lite but the cartridges stick out now that's not perfect unison bad the system still shuts down after going into settings oh i guess that's a fun future now god the ds light looks way too beautiful like seriously i'm almost jealous you should have an instagram page the ds lite needs one oh nice you have to use a different type of charger for the ds lite why not use the same one for the whole ds family the nintendo dsi if you're unfamiliar with these systems then thankfully the name makes it really obvious it's the third iteration i didn't realize that graffiti is just stars on a screen i mean hey that's what the dsi told me so that must be true so i got this dsi off someone on ebay and they literally saved rap songs on the dsi music app [Applause] that is really wholesome but it sounds so bad like why even bother the back camera is nice to have but having that just sticking out while the rest of the dsi looks smooth bothers me oh my god i have to use another power adapter make up your mind nintendo please stick with just one i understand why the dsi removed the gba slot but it's still kind of sad it took until the dsi excel to finally have a stylus at a decent size also you gotta love that name nintendo dsi xl rolls right off the tongue i can't get youtube to load on this thing i love how flipnote studio has instructions for writing notes because i never would have known how to write notes before this the dsi shot music slaps so hard it makes me miss shot music remember when brainage was a hip thing and it made everyone feel stupid good times if the ds had online functionality why was piktochat limited to local wireless only what the heck [Music] uh [Music] i shouldn't even be surprised i knew it was you the whole time what ah don't rub it in please i get it you prank me you got me you're an epic pranker all right bye okay i just wanted to play pack and roll all right [Music] got him warning the following video is over exaggerated not all opinions are accurate to my actual thoughts and views so don't be all weed about this okay the name the prototype name was revolution man they should have just stuck with that it's cool nintendo sold a remarkable 100 million wiis but most of those were for wii sports and we fit and never touched again we music exists the wii success brought us the wii u the most unsuccessful nintendo console outside of the virtual boy the wii doesn't have hdmi hookups while the ps3 and xbox 360 do where is the ethernet port why do i gotta buy a usb attachment wait did anyone even play wii games online besides mario kart wii and no brawl doesn't count because i mean come on it's brawl the nunchuck is basically a dildo the wii vitality sensor we speak was only used for animal crossing and shovelware basically why can't i play dvds oh yeah the photo channel i remember this fun yeah i'd like to have some fun let's see whoa okay that's a bit scary did anyone actually use the forecast and news channels so uh youtube on the wii it's uh it's how everyone should watch youtube the me channel is cool but it's assuming the me's gender besides a few first party games there really isn't anything worthwhile or lasting to play the loading times for the wii shop channel are so freaking long they only added 21 n64 games to the virtual console why not all of them the sad fact that your grandpa was better at wii bowling than you ever were where is my new f-zero game or star fox hmm the wii remote takes batteries granted you could get rechargeable batteries for the thing but it still sucks why did everyone have that elastic shell thing on their wiimotes let's be real unless you're playing a wii motion plus game the motion controls don't work as intended the wii was nintendo's first dip into abandoning their hardcore audience completely and it's still biting them in the ass the classic controller isn't that great it has no grips it's like holding a bar of soap every damn game had to force in motion controls the wii overall was way too underpowered and has left them behind in the competition ever since when inserting the disc it has to be on a specific side so inconvenient why does every game tell me to take a break please i do what i want the string for the wrist strap was so cheap that there used to be a website dedicated to people's possessions destroyed by the wiimotes trying to type with a pointer is so irritating warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my actual thoughts and feelings so don't believe in that 3d gimmick because nobody really did you got it [Music] wow nintendo hopping on that 3d bandwagon huh well thanks to that your system costed way too much at the start giving you an awful launch and the 3d isn't even that good i don't know about you but it just hurts my eyes the only game it was ever that useful for was mario 3d lane even those that like the 3d don't see it very often it's not implemented into a lot of the games if you have manly adult hands the 3ds is really uncomfortable to hold so we got the 3ds the 3ds xl the 2ds the new 3ds the new 3ds xl and the new 2ds xl whoever is naming their consoles is doing a terrible job also i can't get over that new is actually in the name like this console is not going to be new in 20 years did they not realize how stupid this is the circle pad is awful the rubber piece can fall off if you play games too hard or too much this system kind of ruined smash on the wii u instead of getting a true adventure mode we got a 3ds version of smash you know the version that nobody plays anymore did anyone ever use the ar cards after first getting the 3ds um or what about the 3d camera like honestly the 3d just makes your pictures look super blurry and it doesn't help that the normal pictures are super grainy it's it's just bad god what is that screen resolution oh it's 800 by 240 pixels for both screens that's not even close to hd end games are still coming out on this thing in 2017 the original 3ds didn't have a second stick so what does nintendo do they give us the circle pad pro which is a huge slab of plastic with an extra circle pad this couldn't possibly look more ugly but hey at least the new 3ds have a built in second circle pad you can even count this tiny little nub being one i mean look at how small this freaking thing is there was no gba virtual console even though the console proved to be capable the ambassador program included 10 gba games so why didn't they keep going with that the 2ds's design makes zero sense removing the clamshell makes it more likely that the screen will get cracked and this was marketed mostly towards kids rip all those 2ds screens also isn't it strange how the 2ds and new 2ds just removed 3d entirely when the 3d was the main gimmick of the console adding or changing the microsd card on the new 3ds is like a giant science experiment you have to remove your game card and stylus unscrew the backplate of the 3ds with a screwdriver and then you can swap it out and don't even get me started on transferring data between sd cards ugh you know after all this trouble why didn't any of the 3ds models have a lot more storage to begin with and why did nintendo include the zl and zr buttons on the new models when most games don't even use them the fact that some games are exclusive to the new system like you can't play xenoblade on an older 3ds face raiders is pretty terrifying i'm not gonna lie you can only get snes games from the eshop with the new models like are you actually serious nintendo it's a snes game a snes game like what kind of nonsense is this the only way you can play kidicurus uprising is in 3d and you have to have it on a specific stand i'm sure the game is fun but good lord you know why we didn't get the ice climbers in smash 4 because of this thing so good job you inferior underpowered system you don't screwed it up the 3ds themes actually cost money why why can't we just unlock them by playing games or something if you want to use amiibo with your older 3ds you have to buy an additional nfc reader when i'm turning my 3ds off i also have to hit a button on the touchscreen to turn it off why do i have to hit two buttons to turn off my console why did nintendo get rid of piktochat that was the greatest service of all time i didn't even know game notes existed until now and i don't know why anyone would take notes when you have the internet with its millions of game guides i also never saw a point to the notifications app whenever you download something off the eshop you can't tell how long it's gonna take because there's no progress bar oh cool a super outdated internet browser it's not like i can't use my phone tablet computer basically anything else to surf the internet faster don't let them be maker try to make your meme it won't end well trust me you know what let's talk about transferring data between the 3ds and new 3ds what you need is your 3ds an sd card wireless internet the new 3ds the micro sd card which has to be equal or bigger than your original sd card a size 0 phillips screwdriver and possibly a computer and usb adapter to connect the sd card to the computer you got all that good now go to system transfer in the system settings of both 3ds click transfer from a system in the 3ds family on both systems then on the regular 3ds you click send from this system and on the new 3ds receive from 3ds then make sure to click delete to clean the microsd on the new 3ds so you can actually transfer the data then push no on the new 3ds to confirm no other sd cards have been used in that system then click yes on the regular 3ds to confirm that you're using an sd card which is actually kind of ridiculous that the 3ds can even register that itself and then there's an option to transfer your data with a pc but screw that we're going wireless because this is already taken way too long and after the data is finished transferring you'll reset your 3ds and it's finally done warning the following video is over exaggerated not all opinions shared are accurate to my actual thoughts and feelings so don't get all weed up i the name we you this has to be the worst name for a console of all time hey man hey i'm just playing some wii u it's wii u you know it's the the new console the wii u so it's a wii no it's nintendo's new console see like wii u there's a u underneath it it's a new thing so it's a new controller for the wii no no like here why don't you play this with me smash bros remember this right it works with the wii u the new console this is a wii remote no no the wii u it's a new console yeah but if if it works with a wii remote isn't it just a wii the gamecube adapters are used for one game smash bros they really couldn't make it work for virtual console titles or anything else you have to pay to transfer your wii virtual console games to be playable on the wii u so it'll have wii u exclusive futures like safe stating give me a break you can only have 100 friends on your friend list do you realize how annoying this is for nintendo youtubers the wii u gamepad has a three to four hour charge and it doesn't even hold a charge one time i found my old ds in storage and i opened it to find that it was still on after several months so my 10 year old ds system has a better battery life than the wii u the miiverse community i never knew dark pit was muslim never censors posts a social media platform censoring mean words that'll turn out well the wii virtual console titles weren't all ported to the wii u nintendo said the wii u could run two game pads two separate game pads yet not a single game has allowed that the fact that the gamepad is the only controller that i can't throw on the ground when i get angry or else i basically have to buy a whole new console the basic wii u set has eight gigabytes of storage eight gigabytes and the deluxe set isn't any better 32 gigabytes unless you buy everything on disk you're basically going to be forced to get an external hard drive over time there's no ethernet hookup you have to spend even more money to buy a usb attachment you can play games just on the gamepad but you have to be relatively close to the console most of nintendo's biggest wii u hits have been ported to the 3ds or have similar versions on the 3ds the wii u is so unsuccessful that it's being taken off store shelves before the switch has even come out why didn't we get a new f-zero the only games where the gamepad actually changed the gameplay up was nintendo land and game and wario from what i can recall and splatoon i guess but even that can be reworked so it can be played on a normal controller the tv button exists did anyone ever use the tv button hmm any takers there was no reason to own a wii u until the last couple years of its life considering most of the games were just the same old thing they can't play blue race or even dvds i mean geez okay i won't lie i actually haven't used the dvd or a blu-ray in like 50 years amiibo tap is the biggest waste of time scan an amiibo to play a demo of a random game i can't get like a discount or something like that on a select title i mean come on i bought the amiibo give me more the commercials or wait was there any the huge lack of third-party games most of the third-party games are inferior to the originals and some came out several months after the original console releases there's more views on the nintendo switch reveal trailer than wii u sold there's more amiibo soul than we use there was more virtual boys sold that okay actually not that one minecraft for the wii u doesn't take advantage of the gamepad you would think that the gamepad screen would be used only for inventory but nah is it just me or is it awkward playing multiplayer games where one person uses the entire tv while the other gets just the gamepad the sad fact that the wii u does have very good games but only the hardcore nintendo fans care about it nintendo allows pretty much any indie developer onto the wii u and that's not necessarily a good thing as an example look at the stone cutter it literally takes a few minutes to play the whole game it looks like ass programming probably took about 30 minutes and yet i had to pay money for this where is the quality control there's still no voice chat in the system most of the games themselves don't even have voice chat and if they do it's very limited like in smash bros the gamepad really should have had a future that allowed the screen to constantly stream facebook twitter while we played the main game on the tv that kind of utilization actually makes sense and it hurts me that nintendo didn't take advantage the shoulder buttons don't have pressure triggers like every other controller has even the gamecube controller had them what's up with that we got wind waker hd twilight princess hd but not melee hd according to amazon right now the wii u still costs 350 bucks while i can get a ps4 or an xbox one for under 300. warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings because i actually like the switch remember to stay cool kiddos and don't do drugs okay why is the hdmi cable like five feet long this is the year 2017 and the ac adapter is a giant brick this fragile flimsy kickstand is definitely gonna break there is nothing to protect the screen when you put it in the dock i swear i'm going to scratch my screen from the freaking dock so this joy-con grip doesn't charge my joy-cons even though the damn thing looks like a battery wait there's a charging version what the my hands cramp up using the joy-con sideways the wrist strap grips require so much force to take off these joy-cons are way too tiny i can hide them in my hands you can actually put the wrist strap grips on the wrong way and get them stuck there is very little push with the joysticks on the joycons i don't get a game with the switch i have to spend more money the battery life is awful i can only play 3 hours of zelda on the go the dock looks like a toaster but it won't make toast the cartridges taste awful the joystick and b bun are way too close together fran coat nintendo oh you've done so much right but nope them kids oh they want them codes they like the secret codes yeah why does the doc cost ninety dollars i could break this thing in half if i wanted to and eighty dollars for two new joy cons guys don't do not lose your joy-cons holy crap i can't use my wii remotes anymore the switch didn't launch with melee hd you can't turn off the switch with the joy cons or the pro controller only with the tablet this is annoying if you're in tv mode my credit card information doesn't save in the eshop so i have to type it in every time i buy a game third parties might ditch the console in a year because it's not as powerful as a ps4 or xbox one i can't change the font when i'm adding text to a picture if the switch can support wired connections why isn't there an ethernet port instead i have to waste the usb port with an adapter only 32 gigabytes of storage great i'm gonna have to spend more money on a micro sd card now the joy-con shoulder buttons don't have analog triggers like the gamecube did and the same goes for the pro controller does nintendo have personal beef with these triggers or something these sideways shoulder buttons are kind of a pain to push why isn't their catchy background music in the switch menus i really like the design of the news app but i have twitter i'm never gonna use this so i can post pictures to facebook and twitter but not myspace the way you had four usb ports and this switch has three nintendo is slowly becoming apple i feel bad for people that have ocd seeing the switch that has a red and blue joy-con the nintendo switch for some reason charges a new macbook pro when it's plugged in what okay that's actually really funny warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings so will you lighten up already please it's gonna be okay since this is handheld only i'd think the battery life would be better than three to seven hours and what's funnier is the regular switch got an upgraded battery life of 4.5 to 9 hours so why would anybody buy this the joy-cons don't detach anymore and it doesn't work with a dock which literally defeats the switch's entire selling point you know the regular switch has a lousy kickstand well the switch light did the next best thing gave up and removed it so have fun using a pro controller and awkwardly setting your switch light on a table no dock means no way to use an ethernet connection for the internet is that even going to make a difference though because switch online like seriously p2p servers in 2019 also there's still no party chat or message system that existed on the xbox 360 a decade ago the specs haven't been upgraded at all it performs pretty much the same and the joy cons no longer have hd rumble or the ir camera that's not the worst thing ever but it's still kind of lame that means you'll need additional joy-con controllers to play games like one two switch one two switch the switch light doesn't work with lavo at all and it won't work with the ring con or ring-fit adventure you can connect joy cons but if you don't already own a switch then you can't charge them without a charging dock or a charging grip so if you need extra joy-cons to begin with why not just get a regular switch the overall volume seems to be slightly lower there's no auto brightness feature that's a weird thing to remove since this is a dedicated handheld it should come with a stylus just like the ds and 3ds did the screen is still in 720p an upgrade to 1080p would have been nice when it comes to the internal storage size it's still 32 gigabytes even worse if you have a lot of digital games downloaded and want to re-download them that means you have to get another microsd card look i know it's my fault for going all digital here but still the speakers are on the bottom which might be a problem if you have huge hands since you'll buffer out the noise [Music] if you're playing at night while charging your switch you can't really rest it on your stomach since the charger port is on the bottom so you'd have to hold it up or just lay on your belly so what happens if these joy-cons get the infamous joy-con drift that's no good you know maybe this just isn't for me i mean the switch light is just meant for handheld gaming and i pretty much always play with the dock [Music] hey hey i just wanted to congratulate you on hitting 50 000 subs so here you go [Music] keep up the good work dude you got this [Music] thank you thanks well i've got to switch light now how about we talk about why the switch light is mind blowing in three two one the price point is at 200 bucks that's pretty fantastic for a console with so many high quality games on it god are the left joy con buttons and now we have a d-pad it's hard to tell if it's gonna last or not but this is way better than just buttons for those that don't have a switch this is probably a good alternative if you don't see yourself playing it on the tv the new design is really sleek this is one of the prettiest nintendo consoles i've seen in quite a while and it's smaller size makes it a lot easier to carry around too let's be real the switch light is basically nintendo saying goodbye to the 3ds oh you were a good little handheld will never forget you you know the name of the switch light actually makes sense too it's not something dumb like new nintendo switch or switch u it's just a lighter version of the switch the shoulder buttons feel much nicer too they've got a really solid click compared to the flimsy feel of the normal joy cons warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings look pal the switch is the switch one way or another capisce [Music] this is the switch pro fellas all those rumors about getting a 4k switch and this is what we get the box is not vertically packaged because i guess that's cooler instead of 32 gigabytes of internal storage now we get 64 gigabytes oh wow now i only need a slightly smaller micro sd card to hold all my games nintendo you're cracking me up with a standout future being a dedicated lan port glad you guys made it to the year 2006. also the lan port isn't that special when a usb adapter will do the exact same thing and you know what else nintendo's online is still garbage so a lan port is barely going to make a difference for most games why did the notch shrink for opening the game card slot it's much harder to open for seemingly no reason the 7 inch screen is a nice enough upgrade but is it really that noticeable nah in fact you'll probably notice your games in handheld mode are even blurrier because of a drop in fidelity the 720p screen resolution isn't increased at all like seriously you couldn't have updated the screen resolution to at least 1080p so lame i appreciate this wider adjustable kickstand but why on earth wasn't this included in the original switch nice i'm so glad the audio was enhanced that was truly a new feature that the whole world was begging for can we talk about this name by the way nintendo switch oled model what about switch xl or new nintendo switch at least be consistent with your dumb names the oled screen is nice but the ps vita had one almost 10 years ago it's not exciting enough technology to name your console based off the screen old screens can also have vernon issues by the way and i'm not saying that's gonna happen with the oled switch but who knows i've been playing handheld on the oled for a while now and i'm not gonna lie i forgot it was even an oled screen to begin with also this is a very glossy screen so expect it to pick up your crispy little fingerprints if you wanted any meaningful hardware upgrades then stop that crazy talk nintendo fans never get what they want but buy everything anyway ah the life of a nintendo fan not even the battery's been improved i'm sure it'll be slightly better because of the oled screen but nothing beyond negligible so why make the joy cons and dock white but make the joy-con grips and the switch itself black still are you trying to copy that ps5 look like what's going on here and the joy-cons are exactly the same as the other ones so you still have to worry about joy-con drift supposedly in quotations nintendo has fixed the issue by adding foam strips underneath their joysticks but why do i have to worry about that they should have upgraded their joy-cons or something the dock itself is still plastic on the inside making it more likely to scratch your screen when inserting your switch just some rubber or even cloth would have been a nice upgrade thanks nintendo for finally adding bluetooth audio to your console only four years late but then of course this is bluetooth audio only there's no mic support huh and let's not forget that there's still no themes or folders or native voice chat all features that should have been added ages ago oh also uh while we're at it the mario switch still bothers me because they kept the kickstand black made the whole console entirely red that's gonna bug me until the end of time why would you do that what the hell is this nes selection eliminator boat duel scat the immortal look i know i'm cherry picking here but why bother adding actually bad games to your service but don't even get me started on the snes library oh thank god we've got super baseball simulator and magical drop two oh wow oh but who could forget smash tennis oh but please just look don't even bother adding earthbound super mario rpg no one actually likes those games they're stupid they're stupid nintendo's menu ui was perfectly in harmony until they added this big red switch online button why ruin something so great so i forgot my parental controls password and turned it on so i could see more accurate game time but it turns out it wasn't that accurate so the parental controls button is now stuck on my switch for forever three years later and the special offer still feels like a wasted opportunity sure you can play pac-man 99 and tetris 99 those are slightly intriguing but you also get game trials which lets you play full games for a limited time uh why do i have to pay to do that oh oh oh but you can only buy nes ness controllers if you're paying for the service what oh but hey at least you get in-game rewards for a total of four games wow that's really cool really cool nintendo school you know i shouldn't be stunned that nintendo actually added the ability to change your button mapping but i am stunned by that look let's just be real here you don't really need the switch oled model when the good old regular switch is still here and it's still great you've got all the same games running on it the hardware is the same the battery is the same it's slightly lighter and it costs less don't forget about the switch light oh my god we've already gone over this when i gave that to you two years ago exactly this thing is great for dedicated handheld gamers such as myself plus it costs less and look at the stylish color oh yeah the battery is also worse the screen is smaller and you can't remove the joy cons and it works for me uh hello what are you scotty box doing talking about another switch isn't this a switch oled model video and you are who oh you guys don't remember me it's me nathaniel mandy what look i know it's been a bloody minute since last time but neither of you remember me family am i right fellas look the switch oled model is supposed to just be a small upgrade to the switch it's got the nicer screen the bigger bevel the nicer kickstand it's supposed to be small and little meaty if you're willing to pay a little more coin for it and honestly i think it's kind of worth it anyway i see you boys got a lot to think about maybe hit up the good old ancestry all right catch you later tata you had another brother nathaniel we are brothers this is our triplet apparently he looks just like us

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Length: 75min 10sec (4510 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 08 2021