The Classic 2D Mario TRIGGERS You Compilation!

warning the following video is over exaggerated this game hasn't aged well but it's still a classic the following opinions may or may not be accurate to my actual thoughts i [Music] this game is overrated and hasn't aged well when you're five years old don't know what you're doing and you run into the first goomba so i just beat bowser but instead of a princess there's this mushroom guy saying she's in another castle are you freaking kidding me this game is way too easy the jumping mechanics are innovative but feel clunky it takes too long to build up speed you can't go backwards in a level mario only has one type of move and that's jumping when you get hit with a fire flower you downgrade all the way to small mario and speaking of power-ups we only have three what kind of idiot leaves a giant axe near a bridge bowser can be killed with fireballs but yet breathes fire logic i have never seen anyone swim like mario does what is he doing also fireball is underwater pretty sure that doesn't work lekka 2 is so obnoxious since when were the hammer bros so difficult to kill like for this one i swear it's impossible to not get hit unless you fire mario if you lose all your lives you go all the way back to the beginning so if you grab a fire flower as small mario you only turn into big mario buzzy beetles are like roaches you can't kill them world 8 4 gives you no clues as of what pipes you're supposed to go down timing those stupid spring jumps is a pain the multiplayer isn't really multiplayer you just take turns and the final boss is nothing special it's just bowser again with the stupid hammers there's basically like four or five songs in the game and that's it according to the manual all the bricks have toads inside of them that quickly got disturbing why does this game have to freeze when mario is getting a power up i've never understood that those flying cheap jeeps are always random and annoying honestly do the points even mean anything it's not like this is an arcade game a lot of the backdrops and themes are the same there's little variety reusing levels again very classic nintendo there's no variety in the fireworks they all look the same since when did touching the top of the flagpole get so hard oh oh right right the newer games spoil you yeah i forgot about that those terrifying jumps at the end of a3 most of the worlds aren't too bad but then there's world 8. i don't like world 8. the warp zones are cool but way too game breaking i can't do that glitch to get to world minus one the time isn't accurate to real life time okay i went through all of this crap to save princess toadstool and she's not even that cute she's all yours bowser warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings so don't mistake a poison mushroom for a normal one okay [Music] apparently american gamers weren't good enough to play the real sequel to super mario bros so instead we got a reskin of doki doki panic so this game is way harder than it needs to be now i'm glad i stayed in japan ooh what's that new mushroom what it kills you i love how sitting at the title screen ends with mario killing himself the jumping mechanics still feel pretty clunky i like that luigi controls differently than mario but he's even more annoying to use sure he jumps higher but it takes even longer to build up speed and slow down the plot hasn't changed at all peach is captured and mario must save her why is it so difficult to grab this mushroom they didn't bother updating the graphics at all there's no new music not even remixes and you still can't walk backwards in a level why didn't they fix any of the first game's problems it shouldn't be impossible to grab this fire flower the platforms with the mushrooms look so tacky did some high schooler hack in these textures you thought the hammer bros were bad in the first game well now they chase after you this dwarf only takes me to world 2 that's lame why do the springs launch you 50 million feet in the air so you see this jump yeah it looks impossible right well here's what you got to do you got to find two invisible blocks to get across and how do you make this jump i've been trying for like three years i'm having no oh oh oh of course of course that's all it is what there's warp zones that take you back levels oh great now i'm forced to use enemies to make jumps good level design and that's the thing man the level design overall is random and unorthodox passing half these stages requires a lot of trial and error instead of expanding on the two player mode they just cut it out all together could these lekka 2s possibly be any more obnoxious the freaking wind the one big new future that we didn't need or want they couldn't add a blue background to indicate this is a water section or is this supposed to be like a flooded castle to get to world nine you have to play through the whole game without using warps and that's fine you know just make us suffer as much as long as possible what is this psychedelic nightmare god the colors look awful i really hate when you have to take certain paths in a castle make progress they're so annoying to figure out and i gotta say i'm really not a fan of the red piranha plants so three out of the four levels in world nine are water ones okay world c3 he got endless win endless springs and the level just never seems to end this final jump really sucks he says paige with kingdom save her to mario our only hero that that is not a good sounding rhyme guys it sounds terrible i like how half this level has literally no enemies or obstacles to worry about am i the only one that really hates bloopers outside of the water do you want to know how to unlock worlds a through d you have to beat this game eight times count them eight times without using any warps well that tops a bunny turd ball on this [ __ ] sunday and you wanna know why that sucks so much because when you first hear about this game you're just like oh boy i love the original so this has to be fun and then you start playing it and after 10 minutes has passed you realize that it's basically the same game with frustrating levels unimproved mechanics and one new power-up that just kills you what a slap in the face so here's the deal guys don't trust this game don't emulate it don't search for it don't mess with it don't take it on a date don't feed it don't clean it don't believe in it and just just don't play it warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings so don't throw vegetables at me alright dude say it with me everyone this game is a reskin of doki doki panic good we got the most obvious fact out of the way okay seriously radishes as a weapon what kind of game is this where's my fireballs and why doesn't jumping on an enemy kill it like what the heck oh you can pick it up okay that's actually kind of neat i'm not gonna lie phanto just freaking fanto if you've ever played this game you know how obnoxious he can be okay seriously what gender is birdo and why do we still not have an answer to this question i mean it's not like it really matters just be as you as you can be okay if you get a game over and run out of continues you go all the way back to the beginning so either get a ton of lives or become a mario god also getting extra lives is complete luck you have to make a match of three in a slot machine and you can only do this if you use the potion to get coins from the ground and yes there's one ups in the levels themselves but they're extremely scarce so apparently spaceships grow in the ground i never thought i'd live the day to see this when you go up or down a level the whole game stops so the screen can move the nes is more primitive yes but it is annoying to deal with this waterfall is destroying my eyeballs like like seriously don't stare at it honestly the only good character is peach i shouldn't have said that how the heck do i get across this freaking gap oh wait i have to ride an egg okay that's kind of clever but also stupid the paw screen is so bland looking it looks like it comes from a game boy game when you get stars in super mario bros 2 you actually just turn into a zombie i hate fighting mauser especially when you're standing in this corner because it's the easiest way to grab the bombs but you miss picking one up and then a million bombs spawn in that spot and you just gotta wait for the explosion to end it's just why do you randomly get eaten by a bird after beating a level digging through the sand can be a nightmare if you don't know what you're doing oh come on a dead end are you serious would you guess that if you wanted the first mushroom in 2 3 you have to bring the potion all the way to the left of the level how is anyone gonna know that since for all the mushrooms before the mushroom is right next to them so touching the top of the whale's water spout is fine but the water below hurts you it's kinda hard to tell what's quicksand and what's just normal ground when you throw an enemy at the ground it doesn't die you have to collide it with another enemy oh great now i'm getting nuked by some birds there's no two player you can't even take turns playing through the game i applaud mario bros 2 for having more unique bosses than just bowser 8 times in a row but why am i fighting mauser twice and same goes for tricly two okay i get the background was going for like a sunset look but it's just pink i mean i can make that in photoshop you just select pink click the bucket and bam there's no shades of color or anything and it just looks janky also ice physics nobody likes ice physics so peach has blonde hair in the artwork but in the game it's brown so which isn't nintendo maybe she's secretly daisy and now i can pull bombs out of the ground this game is getting dark real quick climbing up the vines really suck the controls get so slippery the final boss with wart sends a bad message to kids hey look vegetables are bad for you i'm dying from eating this nutritious food oh of course the whole game was just a dream way to end this in the most stereotypical way possible warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings so don't make me wear a frog suit got that boy [Music] those people that say mario 3 is better than mario world they're just wrong i'm pretty sure cacti can't bounce around like that why does the mushroom always seem to go in the opposite direction all the koopa kids are way too easy well except wendy but still and that wasn't even talking about boom boom apparently he can like fly and stuff but you'll never see that because he's gone in like three seconds it's awesome that there's a hammer suit and all but good luck hitting anything with that arch and also why is the goomba shoe in like one level and that's it so are the booze wearing mascara or is it like one of those bandit mask things maybe it's just the shadow of their giant eyebrows i i have no idea it would have been nice if i could turn on and off those stats at the bottom it just makes the game screen smaller you know you're having a bad day when the goddamn sun is out to get you and it gets worse next thing you know the water is rising and some giant fish wants to eat you in one bite give the guy a break what's so special about the giant world everything is just giant yeah that's really clever can i get a world where everything is just yellow next 8-1 like seriously just look at this look at it your princess is in another castle are you serious i spent all of that time flying through hills and deserts in giant pipes and literally avoiding the sun and i saved the wrong girl just kidding honestly nobody even used the statue with tanooki mario it doesn't serve any meaningful purpose why isn't there a save feature this is a long game man most people aren't gonna finish this in one sitting but there's warp whistles you say yeah you have to know to kneel on this random block for like six seconds and then run to the end because that's totally obvious why the heck are radioactive waffles being used as obstacles in the castle i mean i don't know if they're actually radioactive but if they were radioactive wouldn't that mean that everyone including bowser would get sick from radiation poisoning i can't line up the freaking pictures this game is rigged i want my money back there's no way i'm gonna memorize all of these cards and even if i memorized a few i'll forget what they were the next time i see them so peach apparently gave me some jewel but i have no idea what it even does i don't seem to be more powerful i have to wait for the shell to break all these blocks i don't like waiting ugh the background of this castle is really eye-straining it looks like actual barf but in black and white like a two actually learned how to throw spineys and i don't like that oh those guys are kind of cute what that they puke spikes okay okay then all right yup pick a box its contents will help you on your way well don't mind if i do this is why i have trust issues what on earth is the king doing to his chair now who else out there uses the p wing at 5 9 to avoid this entire level yes no anybody out there just one of you in the comments just one of you tell me that you use the p wing at five nine to avoid the entire level please i might even pin the comment i like how the ice background is literally just blue and white lines six five is such a confusing level because it just loops over and over again the only way to beat it is to fly up this random hole with a koopa shell on your hands so you can destroy some blocks and nipper plants you know a hint would have been really nice apparently cheap jeeps have the power of invisibility see look they just pop right out of the water like nothing's happening ah so we are playing a kaizo ron hack i thought so good lord world 8's airship levels are some of the longest and most brutal mario levels i've ever played and there's four of them why does this level feel like a zelda dungeon like where do i go what am i supposed to do why is this happening what kind of [ __ ] would put breakable blocks over a pile of lava and then try to squish mario over them only bowser i guess why does this king look like mario i mean i'm not just seeing that am i warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings so please don't send over running eastern island heads that ain't nice this game is way too short there's only 12 levels why is everything so tiny this is on a game boy where the screen is already small mario's physics are so wonky the jumps have inconsistent momentum and when you fall you fall like a brick the fireballs are horrible you can only throw one at a time and they bounce around for like five years if you don't hit an enemy why on earth is the star music the can can i like how the goombas just look like skeleton heads now the koopa troopas are puny it's so easy to take a hit because you don't land on just the right pixel also they explode when you touch them oh my god you can't go backwards if you get a game over you start all over again unless you've scored 100 000 points then you can get one continue wow what a deal oh okay well that was a pretty short game i guess i already saved princess daisy huh all right what oh come on okay there we go now i think i saved her unless she's oh my freaking guy okay okay this has to be the real daisy i i don't think i don't why would there be so many fakes of the same thing why you know how when you finish a mario level and get to slide down the flagpole it's so cool isn't it well in mario land mario just walks through a door and that's it every boss is way too easy for the first guy you literally just jump over him the second one you just hold right and can avoid him entirely the third one you can just damage boost through and the final boss has a really easy pattern why are the 1ups little hearts like i know that's nitpicky but come on i'm playing a mario game not zelda so i love playing with the submarine in the plane they're pretty fun levels and it's a good change of pace but when you get hit why does the vehicle shrink with you look at how giant these spiders are why is mario jumping on humans that just ain't right man i can't get these coins the gap is too small okay oh oh right that's interesting it looks like mario flew to world 2 with a spaceship if he has a ship why can't he just fly the rest of the game oh good glad i knew about this tiny invisible block the names of these bosses are ridiculous the sphinx is called king toto mesu i think the sea dragon is dragon zamasu dragon zamasu okay the easter island head is haiyu how you ahoy yeah and the cloud is bio kinton what even are these why oh god my eyes it hurts why do bullet bill cannons pop out of pipes i didn't realize i was playing super mario maker if you think about it the flies and tarantulas are basically the same enemies but just re-skin their behaviors are identical honestly the final boss is pretty anti-climatic like you start by fighting a cloud that shoots birds at you then this tantaga guy pops out in a spaceship and is just like why do people think luigi and daisy are a thing mario just saved this woman from tatanga and now they're flying away in a spaceship all alone yeah mario gets around honestly he's got peach daisy and freaking pauline god damn warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings because really this game does a lot to stand out from every other mario game hop aboard the bunny train [Music] why is the two so freaking big for the logo a world map for a game boy game like this is incredible but that water is destroying my eye sockets i get the team means time but does it really need to be there it's pretty obvious already why does fire mario have a feather over his head that's because he can't see the difference between regular and fire mario when it's in black and white thanks for the info pal don't mention it wait why are you in my closet you know how everyone says the propeller mushroom is overpowered well get this bunny mario can float in the air forever if you mash fast enough good golly gracious why does the star music sound so creepy i've always wanted to play a level inside mario's crotch if you game over you see mario's literal gravestone well okay not really but it kinda looks like it the crane is grabbing mario's nose oh and now it's grabbing his ear oh god that's gotta hurt you may not believe this but i actually own this stage see there's my envy initials right up there where have i seen this attack pattern it's strikingly familiar damn sonic has seen better days let me tell you is that a cow fish with horns god i love this game this is the most basic auto scroller ever there's literally no enemies and the jumps are so easy for this bird boss you can literally just stand in one spot and just float over his head for like a five second knockout honestly all the bosses are way too easy let me get this straight you get eaten by this koopa and go inside to find a whale which means this turtle ate a whale the fire why can you only spin jump when you're big mario mario shouldn't be throwing fireballs in space as it's much more dangerous fire and space can start at lower degrees and can last for much longer like look this is just science that i googled in two minutes you should have done the same thing mario the first space level i could only jump higher than normal but the second one i can basically fly around i guess the law of physics don't exist in spaceland those scary spikes might be threatening if i wasn't able to just hold right and run and never get hit when mario dies why does he throw up the peace sign something about that is kind of demented apparently these fire things are called f boys why not just call them fireballs like every other mario game well not much else to say about mario land 2 but we aren't done there because we haven't talked about the mario kirby educational video which references super mario land 2 what the heck are you talking about aha i finally don't have to be reminded to add things in the videos oh don't forget about luigi u or nes classic or mario sonic winter olympic games yes that's right i got this under wraps now okay okay all right so this is all in japanese and i have no idea what's going on so i'm gonna try to piece together this story peach has some letters she gives to mario and the letter is about wario so then mario takes a car and crashes into the nearest farm so he can eat a carrot and become a bunny then he finds some guy flying a plane that's wearing a mask for some reason but lo and behold it's actually wario yeah mario couldn't see through his mask which is pretty pathetic if you ask me but mario jumps up and literally punches the freaking plane out of the air and it crashes then mario goes back to peach and she's reading some books out of a suitcase like nothing happened the end this is some deep lore warning the following video is over exaggerated most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings so don't choke me with a big yellow cape sound gucci [Music] those people that say mario world is better than mario 3. they're just wrong mario straight up punches yoshi just so he can eat stuff indy uses him for an extra jump the animal abuse man oh come on josh you're not going to go in the ghost house with me wimp why do they get rid of so many power-ups like where's the tanooki suit or frog suit or hammer suit uh why am i randomly fighting a set of four rhinos the koopalings are still way too easy no i don't want to play football leave me alone the ghost levels are cool but holy crap they can be so freaking confusing the rip-on fish won't stop stalking me like look i know mario's got that thick booty but he's not your type is there any reason the goombas don't look like goombas if you don't find any of the alternate exits in the force of illusion you will literally be stuck in a circle with nowhere to go this is going to be nitpicky but look how far off the spacing of the words are i could park an 18 wheeler in between we and fine i know some people like the controls but i just feel like i'm slipping and sliding all over the place the top secret area is so broken it's like a toad house from mario 3 or the new super mario bros games but it never disappears so if you just want to go ahead and grind out a billion lives with two op capes go for it those god damn rainbow shell koopas that you can't stomp i mean yoshi can eat them but still they call themselves the amazing flying hammer bros and they don't even fly the flying blocks do all the work what the hell was the castle made out of sticks you know i don't think they added enough paratroopas clearly it's too easy what butter bridge that's funny because all i'm seeing is wood i can't believe it's not buttered i'm so sorry i just had to throw this in because to this day the name of that butter is still the dumbest [ __ ] ever this checkpoint almost isn't worth it since the stupid shell is basically guaranteed to hit you i love me some soda but i would not want to be in soda lake could you imagine being covered in sugar caffeine citrate and citric acid [Music] yeah it sucks nope mario did not just swim up a waterfall no apparently picking up a block underwater lets you swim faster interesting physics going on there mario's fireballs aren't even intimidating they look like orange gumballs oh that's obvious swim through the wall to find the secret path i mean and then there's the exit where you make that huge blind jump i mean gosh try not to be so obvious game so i guess the programmers thought straight platforms were really boring one day oh come on how was i supposed to know that yoshi coin was coming up is this super long overdrawn and boring segment supposed to be challenging because it's not what are these stage names gnarly tubular funky way cool mondo what you mean like the drink mondo oh dude i love that drink say hello to what might be the worst water level in any platformer ever you know what's outrageous to me how many freaking bullet bills there are i mean they don't actually look like bullet bills in my footage but there's still bullet bills okay where did you get such giant balls bowser mario the princess yoshi and his friends are going to take a vacation wait could this game be the prequel to super mario sunshine because mario peach yoshi and the toads are going on a vacation in that game and it's the only time it's ever been referenced in the past and what did that lead to let's see mario going to jail forced to clean gallons and gallons of sludge off of several islands watching bowser lie to his son's face and a million other freaking things and after all of that crap in a ruined vacation you'd think mario would realize peach is some sort of bad luck charm but no he just doesn't learn from his lessons that dumb

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Keywords: Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros 2, Super Mario Bros 3, Super Mario Land, Super Mario Land 2, Super Mario World, super mario, mario, mario bros, mario bros 2, mario bros 3, mario world, triggered, trigger, triggers, Super Mario Land 2 6 Golden Coins, bathaniel nandy, nathaniel bandy

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Length: 25min 25sec (1525 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 04 2019