The New WKRP In Cincinnati: "Lies & Videotape" Episode 28

apparently krp in Cincinnati has taped live before studio audience afternoon Lester and how was your lunch some of us don't have time for leisurely valet parked credit carted big tipping wine listed tax-deductible lunches herb some of us work for a living Lester every lunch I have I worked like a dog but soon I'll be on easy street I'll never have to work again what are you talking about well I took Nancy to blinkie's Mongolian to give her the old brush-off and poor kids she cried but I understand a problem you see I'm a good-looking guy look I'm a married good-looking guy it's about time anyway talk about luck after I left Nancy I got in a traffic accident was anyone hurt do I look stupid oh oh I wonder if those footlash colors come and plaid wise up lest these insurance companies have all the money in the world we pay our premiums don't we herb were you involved in a traffic accident today I was just on my way to brief a big guy was the man's name Lyle Berman Berman that's him but don't worry I got all the info his fault not mine oh ah well I better have this neck checked out cat scan MRI x-ray new unit nuyen never heard of that money their lawyers herb the ones you see on TV oh oh the Orientals there be enemies less they claim the accident was all herbes fault yeah they said the war was our fault too these guys are just trying to screw the insurance companies out of a few bucks a few bucks yeah they're suing us for five million dollars Oh [Music] the air in Cincinnati Cincinnati wk [Music] WKRP in Cincinnati [Music] um mr. Bartman apartment o'reilly cohen about herbes legal problems whatever that is I hope you choke on it excuse me not you him what's he even hurt she'll get over it Yeah right yeah thanks for coming down PJ you know we don't often have need for legal counsel but when we do it feels only right to call a lawyer that's why you're the big guy let's get right then to it shall we okay here's the deal I was starting my car and there was an empty parking space right next to me he aims for it mrs. Pham right in my rear bumper clearly his fault they have a witness oh no it says that you were backing out in which case it would be your fault well well what do we know about this other guy oh he's a blackjack dealer from Vegas vacationing in Cincinnati you cured me says his hands are hurt which is a soft tissue it's kind of hard to disprove says he can't deal cards anymore you know this was the livelihood said he can't feed his five kids five kids I didn't see any kids well they weren't in the car with him herb they were back with their invalid mother in the trailer park and I think I think some of them are sick - you see herb this is this is bad juju I mean you have any idea what a jury does to a defendant who deprives sick children who live in a trailer all I did was eat Mongolian now I'm depriving sick children and a trailer well sorry gentlemen but the way it stacks up at the moment either we go to court or we go to arbitration and what with loss of lifetime income and consortium future medical cause possible punitive damages well you know how these things can go well the bad news is we're dealing with a couple of very nasty little men good news is I think we can get a settlement and of course that's all they really want well how much will they settle for oh I would think somewhere in the neighborhood of $100,000 what herb is innocent Berman is guilty so Berman and his lawyer get the money we get dump them it's the American Way what if herb had a witness oh well now that that would be a different story well there is there is somebody uh but it's kind of delicate oh well I'm I'm nothing if not delicate you see I was having a discreet lunch with a young lady I see and she's a she's a little strange did you like it I don't think so remember the young lady who showed you in oh the the very angry one that's my witness I see well she'd make a very good witness her she would but not for us but on a happier note the singing pitler sisters have been found and finally an editorial yesterday afternoon WKRP sales director herb Harlech was brazenly attacked in a parking space and Blakey's real and authentic Mongolian barbecue not by a knife but by a station wagon the unscrupulous car basher then hired foreign lawyers foreign lawyers hoping to scare her and the station into paying a huge settlement WKRP is appealing for witnesses if you saw a burgundy and white 1982 El Camino with a camper shell and badly stained Ross Perot sticker flash into a blue WKRP Ford Taurus at blinkie's please call or come by this is les Nessman standing firm for honest insurance million and nuyen got me six hundred thousand dollars now I can move my neck without fainting and vacation in France wait why is that less is what it well I mean you know herb needs witnesses and all you gonna do is ask for them well what would you do sweeten the pot well you got the razor man on the mighty krp and I think our news director les Nessman left that little something in his appeal for witnesses through the herb garlic Mongolian barbecue demolition derby is offering a thousand dollars for information conclusively proving herbes innocence you are a witness or would like to grow up to be ones come on dad the krp studios so in the telomerase should be sent you I didn't hey it was just a sudden wig bubble skipper hey I mean if you'd rather dish up the hundred grand do you think it'll work play man for grand lobbies witness somebody's listening huh huh why could you just keep quiet about all this no this is gonna work fit guys these are my people listen up everybody we'll get around all of you but first I want to ask you a couple of questions first of any of you have been witnesses to an accident before okay how many of you have been paid witnesses okay how many of you have ever seen this man before no nose no no this is our man I got everything on videotape oh okay oh you come with us the rest of you can go we don't have to break this up so soon hey we can all go to my place pinkles camera and telescope purveyors to the surveillance train my camera runs all the time in my chop window I don't miss a thing uh this is mr. nuyen and so's this see Frank Hartman what's shakin hey you guys tell me you're the ones that were raking it in okay let's get to it you say you got an eyeball or we got something better hang called the tape glad to be of service my camera runs all the time in my shop window oh I listen I give you a good price on this VCR but could we just see that tape this I gotta throw in the cage that tape I don't understand it probably cheap American TV no problem I'll just call buddy and Nancy you will please send buddy in here one for VCR I'm working on it son is crossed up in there you won't play your hit rewind you want rewind you hit pause you want to check you hit it right here it's a hat full of slag pal electronics actions in Korea these days no offense station engineer top man in his field Park we're on the clock here when she hit hit rewind yeah that's it Here I am getting in the car that's station car yeah boy night look-see hit me and I wasn't even moving now see look no much see already my neck is hurting yeah now here comes this creep one looks man well well here's a jerk watch okay Oh apparently clearly mr. Behrman is at fault here can we see it again yeah hit pause yeah bet you didn't expect this one did you a good lawyer is always prepared for the unexpected yes but the camera never lies tell that the Rodney King everyone we can look at this thing all day long over and over again it's not gonna change the evidence I didn't do it I'm not guilty that's all there is to it who's that woman looks like Nancy it's nobody nobody that's the receptionist that showed us in here isn't it I thought it was Nancy you didn't tell us you're taking her to lunch strictly business I was teaching her receptionist techniques it was just a simple lunch that's all just now this is not what it looks like natural I was just helping her out she's a she's a sweet kid with a little problem alright alright that's it that's it stop the tape her you're married huh of course not she's 20 years younger than he is big guy this is a frame-up I was just helping her get something out of her I go get em cowboy this is a dramatic breakthrough look whatever mr. charlyk is doing here it obviously has nothing to do with anything I think a jury will find it's very relevant obviously mr. taluk was inflamed by this illicit twist distracted and impassion from the kiss he was incapable of operating a vehicle we will argue it I think we're ready to talk settlement we got a trial no no no $4,000 for a witness what sir you got one didn't you oh yeah it's a little on tape well that's great no it's a disaster oh you mean the tape proves that you're guilty no unless it proves I'm innocent that's great no it's not any messages yeah thanks he's wrong wet first year bells an accident and then we have light life is weird Nancy hub is gonna be just fine all right and I know this is none of my business but I just I hate seeing you pine over this married guy I'm not funny I just like him Nancy it's just that it just seems like it's never gonna work out okay well fine fine but at least I can take some pleasure in his suffering I know what happened at that accident and I also know that herb is innocent and I can prove it but Herbie's just gonna have a taste of his own medicine that no-good well-dressed Greek god of a man you can clear her I'm so inclined that means you can clear the station too and they are suing us for five million dollars but if but if they do that her won't suffer you like her don't you well sure he's smart and he's he's independent he's got all his hair and you want him to like you back duh I realize I don't know everything there is to know about men but listen I do know that what they like is somebody nice I'm nice that's right and see herbes in a lot of trouble and you're the only one who can help them and the station so if you do that would be really nice we'll be really grateful and stuff trust me Nancy there ain't nothing better than a guy showing gratitude hello so hmm I guess our little lunch turned out to be pretty big huh yeah I guess so well you know Donovan says our insurance company's really mad and they might cancel our policy well that's that's the way the world is you can only have insurance if you never ever use it well there may be a way out of this what do you mean oh my cousin Tiffany what well when I took you out to lunch I I really thought you were gonna tell me that you're gonna leave your wife and that we were gonna be together forever so I I told Tiffany to come down with her camcorder she got it for a bat mitzvah this memory tape cuz no one uses scrapbooks anymore you know you mean there's a second tape and it shows perfectly clearly that nothing happened between us a lot the OL second camera gamut huh well you uh I think we could use the tape if I thought there's something in it for me no Nancy I told you at the life if you taught me anything in the world of sales you taught me that every man and woman has his or her price well I don't see why there's any reason we couldn't go out you know a few times just for meals maybe that's right bring Tiffany along I mean I've always found you attractive and smart lordy are you a smart hey buddy what time you got six o'clock time to hit the bricks oh no it is time for hard inside a scoop or shank I hope they show us more about that next play boss enter folders running for president of Mexico yeah buddy that's nothing but tabloid reporting's journalism has sunk to an all-time low yes well you oughta know little Esther as this videotape shows obtained exclusively for hard inside scoop from Cincinnati's own Dexter Henkel executive was obviously having more than lunch right on the sidewalks of this fair city Oh herb this is you I destroyed that tape must've been copies oh no Lucia watches the show you have got real style herb this time in slow motion [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Johnny Sunshine

Views: 14,090

Rating: 4.75 out of 5

Keywords: WKRP

Id: b0K0Hg6yYJM

Length: 21min 56sec (1316 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 27 2017