Kirby GOD vs the most stressful Kirby game

have you guys ever seen this game this is a fun game where they ripped off Kirby's Limbs and were like all right send it that's the gimmick but when he's postured up this waddle I actually don't kill the first waddle never mind I will do a like Pony Hawk freestyle trick shot around him and kill his brother Kirby is a ball he rolls and you you can draw things for him that that let him like navigate around the world go go my little friend I can drive Kirby will never be balling wait is this a power up how do I do this yeah balloon Kirby big ball ah unball Kirby unball place that's not helping go over this way but I don't like this ability does this just hurt me I can't I won't even hurt them okay I need a new ability this is God awful how do I drop abilities in this game stay in the cage card we have to figure out what my select button is Kirby stay right there Kirby Kirby Kirby stay in the cage all right there we go give me wheel yeah here we are oh this is just wonderful but this game oh what's the end game Cool in this game it's really cute you can just like write things the best I can do is like doctor handwriting just like the really quick like scribbles they'll they'll do like a doctor receipt hey uh see that that says you owe me twenty thousand dollars in doctor writing that means you have three weeks left to live and doctor right that that just is is called Derby curse so finally you know he's he's been allowed to do so the battle room excuse me I'm not good at this game I feel like genuinely this game is difficult I only have four hits on Me Kirby now how much HP did I have I'm sorry oh boy burning yeah oh almost I love burning exclamation mark I can't tell if that means you love the ability or this is just some sort of self-report do you guys remember I'm not sure if you guys were even like alive or if you even like listen in your parents eye but like do you guys remember the commercials for this game sandwich somewhere in between like avatar The Last Airbender and like SpongeBob where Kirby is just like playing with a finger just having like a wonderful day no I haven't you're just sold you're hallucinating it Grandpa go back to bed shut up oh God look at this thing see it is real it's just a human finger why the finger wearing sandals but I mean it's perfect marketing I literally remembered this commercial 14 years after release the name of the ad campaign is just straight up touching is good all right Kirby you know experimental era cut the tangent for a second what the hell is this oh here we go a crackle boss fight like no other is wispy not in this game the one time Kirby has a chance to fight wispy Woods on equal playing field no arms no legs they don't put them in the video game like you can poke you in the eye Mia is an eight-year-old with my stylist trying to poke out his Iris like a spear actually like what am I doing here oh there we go stop moving get him done stop moving they expected like six-year-olds to do this there we go please oh my God three was that really you win oh right so so so so the thing I wanted to say right I always wanted to install custom cursors as a kid I thought you know what I'm a 27 27 year old man with an L an Ella that maturity level where I can install my own custom Mouse cursors it's a finger it's actually the ad now you and me and me and you no matter what we gotta do why am I bleeding why why is the finger bleeding it's bleeding right so happy together get back here waddle me I can't see me loving nobody imagine you're living your life and you just see like a small little finger stuff like darting around you like a gnat just helping you out with daily tasks I miss mousy this finger emo is pretty good do you guys use custom cursors or is that like the most dated thing I've ever said I can actually smack people on the head to stun them and let Kirby finish the job wait do I have like the macaron yes I do free me from this hell why was I bored to suffer can I like super Bruce Kirby like this don't get me the most they got me less than before change fingers okay I got you I do actually have more cursors looks like we have our choice of fingers by a T-Bird strange profile picture nice sorry it took me so long thank you failboat he had this download 12 years in advance no thank you feed bird publish what cursors strike your fancy was there a Finding Nemo cut Curt sir how is your day going today failboat oh it went from mediocre to perfect what the hell is this this is Bowser are you sure this looks like a turkey hot dog with a magnet strapped to the top of it teddy bear cursor the bouncy Bob cards on sniper scope cursors Kirby you're on be nice now buddy run Kirby canvas curse but he's escaping the FBI I got a clear shot feels kind of cruel so they're approaching they're coming in fast Kirby I'll take them all out there we go anyway we're already on the level World this game goes fast waddlebees just want to die like oh God Kirby's coming oh my God you were in a lava world I don't know what you're expecting to happen why would they do that I don't know it's not like Kirby can just you know I wonder why they would choose a swift death but boss game who wants to step up King DDD oh my God I love the targeting reticle so much get down my leads adorable ah okay Max Speed thing you give me that cake the ice cream yes why is he so fast in this one no I'll buy a hair is breath ball wins let me install another cursor I really hope me doing this video inspires a bunch of people to make their own custom cursors and potentially download various Trojan viruses attempting to install their own I remember as a kid I once installed a virus onto my parents computer except remember installing the cursor and then the next day my dad was like hey did anyone touch the computer or like am I poor like seven year old butt is just like [Music] baby's first virus it's just a rite of passage you're just right serious though why is he it's t posing SpongeBob are you guys familiar with desktop buddies these little PNG like infestations that just live on your computer Bonsai Buddy's like the classic everyone knows Bonsai buddy I forget what I installed no I remember when I installed what's the stupid bow from Spy Kids Ralph a piece of my brain opened up again for the first time in years hold on I'm pausing I might be able to install this virus right now no what um oh God here we go we're really far down the rabbit hole aren't we he would rip out of the background and start and start crawling around my screen in my poor parents my poor Boomer parents who are like oh what is Mario was just like Daniel we need to have a talk about cyber security yeah no my parents were rightfully terrified by that oh yes stop falling please stop please please stop falling don't give me the abilities in this game I'm better without them go foreign the SpongeBob curse is starting to get pretty boring I'm not gonna lie dumb oh my God there's fat SpongeBob I don't know about that one meme face cursor face at 3am haha that is absolutely my face at 3am Minecraft cursors oh here we go now we're gaming dude Kirby's armed and ready to Take On The World look at this little dude um it's a stupid ink come on Curry water level sir what is this break the rock you're telling me I have to kill things with my diamond sword a non-issue Kirby and their lives come on this could be really satisfying pretty good look at this this is actually just Minecraft Kirby back optimal to dig it my y minus 13. there used to be and changed everything just watch out for Chris oh God a creeper chat what's what's the end goal here oh wait the door I remember the stupid level boss game here we go paint roller no bombs Jesus go how's this working oh it's like connect the lines there we go oh I have to make a square I'm sorry Kirby hold on almost there ah look at this one this is It's a Spike oh it's a heart oh I know that this one's a heart these are the worst spikes I've ever drawn in my life tap the blinking panels Minecraft sword go okay wait it doesn't work like that wait maybe it does work like that no it does not work like that they got faster oh God I'm so sorry Kirby the spikes are coming oh I'm sorry what have I done I'm gonna go rip off my arms and legs subscribe for more fingers

Channel: Failboat

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Id: O4LB5gDLeVY

Length: 9min 58sec (598 seconds)

Published: Sun May 07 2023