The Most Rare Moments in Isaac History

wow whoa okay hello we are all bruised up we are playing T Isaac the tainted why do I want to play Tainted Isaac today well you know what it's because honestly I I haven't played him in a hot minute and he's a really good character so why not hello I got a Pluto absolutely that's a god item right there hello quick oh lacrific is good too but I want cricket let's be honest all right this is a sick start actually now the worst thing you could do oh old bandage is good I forgot that I'm tainted Isaac I almost picked up uh not a good item but I'd rather than the Raindrop I was saying solo Isaac is good I think that Isaac is good the worst thing you could do is give me curse of the blind on this floor uh but we don't have it we have of course the darkness so while I can't see my screen I can at least see the items so I don't mind it's my treasure room good stuff exciting what's in here you go oh my God it's a tainted Isaac moment here we go wait a second Something's Cooking really really really fast I haven't had a Halo run in a while have I plus Cricket's body this is like the combo you want now give me more splitting shots I'll shoot a seven billion tiers if I can this sounds sick give me like a soy milk oh I'm so excited okay Pluto just did so much work for me just now uh this is just the better hpl and we'll go hello how you doing I was gonna fight you at least once honestly I think early on doing a lot of Isaac uh dross was like big gay Keith I hated it now I don't really care you give me draws I don't mind what I do hate is Ash pit and get henna those ones not so hahaha this one's not so hot I honestly star Bethlehem is such a hype item it is so broken but but I mean I got a AAA Battery I don't know probably not boom uh [Music] lodestone oh that's decent actually it's like semi luck you know oh sorry not semi-luck it uses luck it's semi-homing when you have a look is what I meant and that's you know that's that's fine that's exciting the reason we came here was not for the secret room honestly it was just so I could blow you up and then we will go fight the boss I don't know if that keeper will be the decision maker between if I get this deal or not but it's one bomb why don't I just try I'm a Lackey a moment oh my God I do so much damage okay I definitely did not get anything I will take an permanent HBO uh I'm definitely not gonna go mom but I might as well pick this up I didn't even see what was it in here was it a restock machine it actually is wow it's Humble Bumble and glowing hourglass uh it's not even Humble Bumble it's BOGO bombs nah I'm okay well we got another mirror Dimension wormwood fight last time I like three shot him not this time but close the damage is really high what is going on over there here's like something on the ground couldn't decide where he wanted to go make sure you pick up the pentagram not the dog food Isaac infestation that's just a good item overall lucky foot okay yeah I mean that's fine infestation is just really really high used to be quality four they turned it down I mean it makes sense it's not it's an absolute gold item but it's I it's pretty goaded if I'm being real bunny in a box another restock machine wow uh I think I can walk in here I'll lose that that's okay I didn't expect an item but that's awesome probably take puppy honestly hello super oh you never know randomly it'll just switch to a death certificate and hit wink wink here we go dog straw man wait that's actually really good wait that's that's actually really really good we did this last time where I I broke the game and strawman was able to just like pick everything up there you go it would take straw man and now we're gonna feed everything into straw man slowly but surely this will make it so uh unidentified I don't really want that uh there's no item cap we have the benefits of Tainted Isaac without the item cap so what I could do is switch out one of the items that I do have right now uh and give myself lucky foot and give straw man just like something random you know what I mean uh let's just do oh I guess it wasn't like you fit its bandage let's do this let's give you hey malachia let's start you off with this then afterwards I'll give myself or I'll give straw man Cricket's body and we're gonna keep switching it up and over and over until he gets just full-on damage I believe he also drops bombs I think he does if this doesn't guarantee an angel room I don't know what will so it better happened is this Gideon okay I was about to say it looks very like a Gideon room and done I got angel I got cata nine tails we're gonna give everything a straw man Hello whoa hey wait for sick man let's obviously wafer doesn't affect straw man so let's do this and then we'll give you Pluto giving you a bit of a tears up and you're also tiny I've never seen tiny straw man in my life he's so cute oh my gosh he's I've never he's adorable what is this stuff oh I think it's ring time I think maybe just maybe it's time to rig let's give this some thought we have a bunch of money coming in I think obvious choice I forget who I am now because strong man's so tiny I'm literally about to become guppy at this rate little horn Let's do let's come back for that how about that we'll come back maybe I want to Guppies call myself a bunch like on this guy if we can get so a lot of money there you go if we can get a lot of money then what's gonna happen is we're gonna be able to drop quarters in the secret room they'll re-roll because I'm tainted Isaac and then and the rest is news we give everything the straw man where basically I've I've just given tainted Isaac infinite inventory that's what I've done I don't know why I'm avoiding bills today I don't know I'm just getting a bad vibe from them I that's okay oh no way please please please oh my God please if I see a tall room no there's no way right there's no way I do it again this soon out of like nowhere I just I pop off again no way oh I'm gonna do it again oh my gosh I'm so excited I don't think there's another tall one right I mean oh we just fought tough twins can you get tough Twins and the shell in the same run I feel like they're the same boss but I guess they are technically different I'm assuming that this could be tough Twins or yes the shell I'm not excited oh my God I can't believe it I did it again and so soon and we got another Angel hello you okay here's what we're gonna do uh let's give Isaac the Eucharist since it's just a random passive we'll pick up Cricket's body with Hema and we'll plop over here now we have insane tears because we have pop crickets bodyhammer beautiful stuff we can also fight Mega Satan take the emperor card for whatever reason no we won't we have the reverse fool don't forget about that come back down here I can't believe I got it again how are you supposed to get this oh you need like how to jump or something that's kind of what I enjoy yet but there's a botfly there's a pot fly I guess I should try my best to look around maybe I can get a death certificate I I mean obviously I highly doubt this that I could try how many year Rosary I guess we could double up do it like a straw man Isaac thing right give you the passive I got nod Leaf okay I mean uh that's useful I don't think the worst thing that could happen by the way and this is completely feasible is I uh uh what do I give away in this situation do this then give you pay to play uh I the worst thing that could happen is I could easily just have straw man die and I lose every single offensive item that I've just pumped into him so let's try to keep him alive more than Isaac of course Isaac can die multiple times I don't care what the hell tiny straw man is so adorable dude marked honestly marked is not bad with this type of build uh I'm just gonna do that what do I wanna give away a lot of thinking going into everything I'm doing right now on the screen remembering that okay it's feeling like he has whatever so that's fine then we'll give lodestone then we'll try and give marked to keeper if we can in the future because Marshall would be kind of sick anything in here what the heck huh that's new sure oh my I'm gonna lose my voice this day and today's the day today's the day I lose my voice I cannot believe it what a what a absolute rare occurrence I I think today is the rarest occurring today is it I've never seen more rare occurrences than everything that has happened today I got a planetarium on a restart I killed the Gideon I just negated Isaac's whole thing I have infinite inventory I got a random arcade that gave me eternal D6 and I rolled it into poly straw man I'm trusting you to do seven billion damage thank you you actually did it boom and another Angel because we have a guaranteed oh is there anything I want to give to straw man then I want to give him marked yet I think this is better oh my God I I I I I I don't even know the strongest straw man build ever known looks like I still have one last thing to remove back at the blood bank okay well yeah that makes sense oh that's a ton of money this is probably worth it for me actually oh that's sticky of course it is just because uh again I need uh as many sense as I can so I can get out quarters when I use fool as well as bombs thank you treasure I kind of just want him I kind of want dumpy a little bit Buggy's too good to pass up man I could have re-rolled I suppose I forgot that I had the Eternal D6 thanks dumpy nah never mind dumpy was worth it never doubt on the dumpster I'll tell you that much is that a Birthright I honestly don't even care for the first time in my life I can truly say I don't care about picking up birth heart of Saint Isaac I have mega Birthright like I I have the best Birthright possible infinite inventory it's so hard to tell how much damage I really have because by the looks of it I just have base stats right now but like in reality straw man has Giga stats oh my God and it is important that I full clear everything because we do have not only double rerolls because tainted Isaac not only triple rerolls because of Eternal D6 but sacred or buff as well uh and we also just have uh so much damage that it doesn't make any sense um I feel like if we go down we might actually encounter maybe a potential Brimstone I probably should have taken both because I could have done that oh well so oh well I mean you're gonna offer it up I don't think I can afford anything this is gonna I don't know if I could do this reverse full break I don't even think I need to I'm gonna walk in here it's gonna be Sacred Heart I'm gonna be disappointed let's start Bethlehem thank God it wasn't actually well I guess we could go now since we have Eucharist maybe we can uh roll Angel room over and over and over and over and over again question mark no that just makes me more nervous because that just means that there's even a higher chance that the next floor will have the god item and that I can't afford oh about oh okay about to give up on the whole reverse full thing as I don't think it's in the cards for me I think that I'm already op okay I don't remember which I took I think I took this I can't tell I can't look strawman has it hopefully I did take the negative virtues and salvation there was a scent in here uh but I don't think I can do anything else wrong oh there you go see that's why we needed 30 cents now we need another 30 cents because the likelihood of Sacred Heart showing up is also really high or I could just find a credit card you know what I I'm done I can't obviously the fool is n't here it's just not honestly the infestation spiders are also going pretty hard look at them they're all here it looks like they're trying to spell something out I don't know if anyone else saw that it looked like they were forming perfectly to make a word anyway that's over goodbye Satan maybe we'll get even more op luckily no blinds today to worry about [Music] oh my God we don't exactly have high luck we don't have tail we didn't become guppy so I don't expect a lot of chests however I don't think we need a lot of chests I think we just need to Vibe on through and hope for money that way you can buy Jacob's Ladder because this is obviously over I just want to get even more op oh hello here's something fancy bombs and fire mind no that's okay mucer mycosis is incredibly good but won't really affect me because I'm killing things too fast so let me see if I can get a cool tier effect instead since I reroll every single room anyway PhD I already have and through Virgo Satanic Bible does nothing for me please don't hit me troll bomb give that to straw man straw Bizzle that way he keeps his kind of light more often thanks sickerdorb I can only imagine sacred over is the thing that's really putting in the work making it so I keep dancing every other chest no chest that's okay here's the lamb We're not gonna end on the lamb because I won't make the same mistake I always do and forget that I can kill Mega Satan we're just gonna dog on the lamb real quick and then leave I'm gonna destroy Mega Satan he's gonna walk in here and he's gonna be like oh wow Isaac you have like no items what the heck happened you have three damage how you gonna beat me and then straw man's gonna come up from behind me and be like you have no idea what's about to come to you goodbye oh my little I think I skipped a phase oh yeah I definitely did I don't even remember the items I got and it's so it's so annoying because I can't see I don't I can't I know that him Electra Cricket's body polyphemus Chrono light uh sacred orb but not on this character I got um Sacred Heart I got godhead I don't even well it's over GG oh oh guess who I haven't fought for a while one more time huh I'm probably not gonna have enough money for this trisagian would be insane if I could afford it dry sagin would probably break my game give me two cents it's over we are going to crash all right Summit rash it is time to actually crash I think I have infinite damage oh wow it's delirium right away well what kind of deliver it look at the map oh don't die what is that stop teleporting why do you teleport so much he was not happy with how much I was destroying him goodbye delirium what a sore loser GG [Music] Samson is boring I disagree oh sure hey we'll get started boom okay dude

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Length: 16min 50sec (1010 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 28 2023