The Most POWERFUL Weapon in ULTRAKILL

so you guys remember floorp the literal creature that crashes the game but what if I told you guys that there was something far more cute but far more dangerous what you guys are about to witness is pure evil dare I turn around look at them what you see as a cute harmless household pet I see as a flesh-eating monster just look at them I say nothing but evil in their eyes what's even worse is you can't escape them they will lurk and haunt you until the day you die but until then they'll kill every living thing around you let's just see how bad this actually gets I think the best way to demonstrate this is just starting off with the first boss in the game are you ready why is it not I don't understand why it's not following me well um usually they follow me but Jesus okay these guys will follow me first boss is in the game the server is Duo how is this gonna go I'm not gonna shoot a single bullet I'm gonna let them Let The Choppa sing oh my gosh good job guy oh it's like they want to treat or something guys I don't have anything actually wait maybe I have something let me uh I'll feed him I'll just feed him some food here real quick all right I have quenched their thirst okay that was pretty that was pretty quick I want to see them clear a whole level for me I'm starting to feel like a crazy cat lady but let's go guys let's just uh let's just you know let's just take a nice stroll through the park door come on guys come on through all right some of you guys will stay back there I feel like I'm playing like Pikmin or something grab the skull excuse me guys pardon me their biggest downfall right now is elevated spaces and doors you know a 10 000 HP enemy probably not a problem a a wooden plank and now we're getting into a territory I don't think they can handle oh how are they gonna deal with these flying objects you guys get them oh we got another problem here they're um yeah they can't do much well I did say I wasn't gonna shoot another bullet but um I could Parry right into them foreign easy peasy you guys coming through all right so you guys it's time to shine go go go good work guys I really am proud of you as a proud owner let's keep going through the lair oh my gosh all right you guys know the plan just pillage okay just go for it look at this they're just they just clear house man and they don't even bat an eye at it like these are trained assassins oh this is gonna be a fun room all right let's set up like three of them in here I want you guys to go ham go my child's oh guys they're hitting me what the heck you guys are supposed to be my bodyguards not gonna lie guys kind of disappointed oh go my children I also love the fact that when you're about to place one down it shows up that you can play some on the walls even like on the ceiling imagine if these things could scale walls like this just just straight up climb up the wall they would be undefeated oh my gosh everywhere I look they just they're at every corner go my children fight fight for me foreign it's like they're seeking validation after they destroy an entire family and I gotta say as their proud owner I have to respect that all right can you guys make it through this doorway come on don't be shy don't be timid it's okay oh my gosh you guys gotta protect me what are you guys doing they're hiding they're right they don't even want to fight go it appears that the door is just too intimidating for them so I gotta spawn more in all right there's three of you fight for your boy fight for your master look at this just clearing house oh my gosh awesome all right I did not teach you how to swim but I'll help you out if you start drowning okay just it's the thought that counts let's just see how you do oh my gosh bro you instantly sunk are you right down here okay it seems like uh little bro is immune to uh drowning I did find little bro on the side of the road so that might explain some um deficiencies but if anything it's more of a buff this is kind of cool all right fight for me go you guys lead the way I'm not moving until you guys escort me let's go with staircases guys you guys got this come on guys it isn't that bad all right it's like they're trying to be like cinematic and like think this is an action movie oh there you go go go go go go look at that good job buddy all right come this way come this way come on you guys got this all right your next task new door can you get through it come on oh my gosh I'm gonna spawn some I don't know why these cats aren't smart oh you guys are stuck better protect Me Minions look at that he's spawn trapping I'm disappointed all right do your work they keep falling through the map oh this isn't good so it's flying objects doors and water that they uh they just don't do too well on I mean I'm technically not shooting so I I think it counts also okay I I did not just try that you guys did not see that can they bounce dude come on have some fun look I know you're cool but here how fun do your Deeds under the water look at this these things are sharks man they're piranhas imagine just seeing these dudes roll up and and just ravage your entire family this is the last site you see is this guy I don't know if I would be like comforted or absolutely terrified if I just saw him munching on my family members probably probably terrified yeah an even better question is how do you explain that to the cops when they roll up like yeah sorry my cat just destroyed my entire family here's a test for their durability we're doing a drop test on the cats what's up guys it's techrax here today we're going to be testing our cats they don't die fast-moving boss or cat I'm gonna be honest bro you better yeah you better crack your knuckles this is gonna be bad good luck buddy she's already on the ground they just one tapped him he doesn't even know where to run all right let's they actually won taperoni oh good good job man please don't please don't eat me man please don't keep my family all right here's the true test one cat versus campinos and why is this so damn terrifying like if I saw this the first time I entered this uh rectum style room I think I'd be more inclined to turn around because this is it's so cute but it's just so scary so ominous all right let's do this thing buddy you ready fight for me do your thing man [Music] all right here's the true test buddy you ready for this you ready little guy now I know your name is Kidder but I'm gonna call you Joe so do your thing buddy okay it looks like I still gotta Dodge okay I thought he would just clear house but you know what that's fine I'll let you do your thing he doesn't do that much damage but when he does hit like he hits hard oh my God okay I added a couple more cats um what have you guys done you guys are evil I'm starting to think they're enjoying this a little too much guys guys I appreciate all that you've done for me you know you carried me through the levels when I couldn't do it pulled through when I needed someone but it's time I let you guys go I'll send you to the nearest animal shelter but um don't eat my don't eat my family

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Length: 8min 5sec (485 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 06 2023