The Most Patient Canadian Ever LOSES IT

previously on ownage pranks I caught a restaurant  owner in Canada who wanted to hire a baker I   decided that Alexander my African character would  be a fitting candidate and let me tell you the   owner was not enthused about the possibility  of adding Alexander to his staff tidy cake is   a rookie okay I gotta go I gotta go I told you  hurry no I don't know it I'm sorry I've got to   go how can I hire you if I you won't listen  Alexander was driving this guy up the wall   so I decided to call back as the manager of  a nearby Tim Hortons and made him think that   Alexander had used him as a reference and lied  about working at his restaurant I was on top   of it did he come in on time just kind of curious  if he had any insight on yeah yeah good all wrong   I was shocked that Nestor was willing to give  Alexander a fake job reference after how crazy   he drove him but Nestor is such a nice guy that he  was willing to help Alexander out he is without a   doubt the most patient Canadian man in the world  but since this is a prank and all I just had to   make him regret giving Alexander a recommendation  you know we ended up hiring Alexander after he   got your recommendation you know you spoke nearly  highly of them Alexander you know he was working   in early shifts he seemed like he was intoxicated  too that morning of the night before and he turned   the corner in front of a group of customers and  had more or less his his pants lowered and donut   around his Johnson what to paint the picture his  his pee he was one of those cream filled doughnuts   and he literally had his penis perforating the  doughnut and it was just so yeah yeah as you   can imagine he wasn't too happy the next time  you heard from Alexander you know what you know   what you put your prick on an adult on your prick  in some of the customers at Tim Hortons I just I   just talked to the guy I just I don't know you I  haven't seen you I don't want to know you please   get help fine a month later I called back his  Alexander let's see how he reacts hello yeah   hello mister how are you doing my Buddha hey get  away from me don't you call me don't you ever call   me with my Buddha I recognized your voice don't  you ever call me okay um that's the first time   I've heard of raised like that ever he obviously  wasn't gonna give Alexander the time of day so   a week later I called him as Abdul to ask for  another job reference hey listen yeah I'm gonna   get I'm gonna call the police you do not told me  what you ruin my name I gave you a reference and   I even meet you you got me a trouble no no I don't  stop it I think you have me confused not ever call   me again or I'll call the police but baby I think  you have me confused with somebody else I never   speak to you before actually sir I'm very confused  what do you mean I you know I you know I'm a guy   from Nigeria that no reference for a job no no  III this was me but my name is Abdul I didn't   know oh I'm sorry I thought it was some do you  call me yesterday no no oh I'm sorry I'm sorry   I'm sorry you sounded like the guy from Nigeria  but I that keeps that phones and this goes off   the handle about things I'm sorry where were you  from oh yeah I am from Egypt yeah no so I I just   moved to Canada actually and I heard that you are  a great boss and you give good job references so   I was just oh you're good yeah who did you hear  that from my friend he told me about he told me   about you so what friend what's your name yeah  I don't think you forgot to remember him is his   name is Alexander yeah but I just applied for  a job at Starbuck I said I was wondering if you   wouldn't mind if I could just put your name down  no don't use my name well this is both but but I   think you're the same guy from Nigeria this is  what I think I've never met you yeah no I I'm   sorry but you have good references why would I  yeah because I was gonna come bring you like a   nice like a dessert or something as a nice thank  you I talked to me about it you know what you   did at that I have never spoken to you right my  brother my brother you are look listen you went   in the public and and put and put your print to  a donut and and you went with the customers I   never worked at Tim Hortons in my life I didn't  want you to be mad at me I feel bad about just mentioning the reference made him think that  like it has to be Alexander they have to know   each other at the same person he was just  getting confused one week later I called   back but with another twist hello yeah hi may I  please speak with Nestor please yeah my name is   Kevin Thompson I'm calling from the immigration  refugees in the syringe of Canada how you doing   today okay I'm actually calling you in regards  to the visa renewal application for mr. Alexander   moot equal he had you down as a reference saying  that you were a close friend and previous coworker he's from Lagos Nigeria okay he's been in Canada for the past two years and  he's applying for a visa renewal application and   he just had you down as a reference been that you  were a close friend and previous co-worker yeah   he said he was employed at restaurant with you  and I wanted to see if just if you could vouch   for his character yeah no idea was so many people  but sensibly on the surface I think I think the   guy was a pretty good person or a good character  and would you consider Alexander to be a threat   to Canada's national I don't see how or perfect  and and can you attest to any illegal activities   performed by Alexander muti Poe as a resident  of Canada as far I could no no okay all right   and again through North I mean I know I don't  I don't know that well so but you know but what   little I know is positive you know okay like  I said yo with a lot of people so I can't okay   and but he's that I he's had other places that  he's worked at right he had you noted down as   the preferred point of contact so I think you're  the only you're the main reference here no boy   he showed that he worked at his restaurants in  a Tim Horton's position did you did you call   Tim Hortons or anybody else no we didn't call Tim  Hortons uh he had you down listed as the the lead   reference here so you know yes basically based  on your referral we're gonna go ahead and renew   Alexander's work visa so it'll be in Canada  for the let me see here what application you   plan for okay yeah he'll be in Canada for the  next ten years next white years ten years ten   ten okay okay three years so he's eligible for a  long term work visa you know with with an actual   verbal reference so you know hopefully they'll  take you out for a couple drinks or something there's not one reference seem weak when  someone's been here for two years so would   you recommend that we follow up with with more  references that we were saying well I'm just   trying to thank for your perspective yeah  no I understand what you're saying here but   again you you seem to have a relatively glowing  recommendation of them so I mean I I'm you know   relatively at ease myself on my end I did have  another coat oh hold on one second I'm not like I'm sorry he didn't watch I just spoke to my  coworker he I guess just did you were mentioning   calling another reference I guess he just got off  the phone with his previous employer over at the   Tim Hortons doughnut location he do you wear have  any incidents over at Tim Hortons is his previous   place of employment I don't know too much about it  gotcha yeah cuz the parent had an incident where   he was he was let go regarding just some some some  indecent exposure oh yeah well we're really where   that mr. Alexander booty flow was was putting  I guess doughnuts and other pastries around his   his genital region because that's apparently what  happened over at the Tim Hortons location well I   can't comment on that were you possibly giving  him just a positive reference cuz we generally   don't give bad references or would you genuinely  relative references because I think people need   all the help they can get you know people people  come from a very desperate areas from around   the world and I would be the insistence of the  opposite of a Donald Trump put it that way he   might need a bit of help I don't know you know  but he didn't maybe he needs a bit of help to   be in a new country and to make a better life  for himself so yeah you know so I don't wanna   I didn't know I can't say anything negative about  a mother so ever with your experience with him do   you possibly think that putting a doughnut  around his genitals is like a ceremonial or   like the cultural practices of some sort or like  any reason why he would have done that I have   no idea I mean that it's like I've got a doughnut  hole in my brain even to wrap my head around that   yeah gotcha well apparently there's no he's no  good to have any doughnut holes around Alexander   because who knows what he'll do to it just a bit  of humor there okay I think that that should be   everything and all you know you know you know  I mean I wish them well and maybe there's two   sides to every story or whatever anyway good luck  and good luck to Alexander okay thank you so much   certainly a wonderful evening I hope you mr. week  yeah it right than anything else you know it's   called okay all right perfect I will do thank you  bye-bye no way no way oh my god I can't believe   you sat there for that log vouching for Alexander  literally the nicest Canadian man ever yeah hello   mister my Buddha I just want to say thank you from  the bottom of my heart yeah please don't call me   please no no I know why do you do that I have to  tell you what I got steamed cake no no what what   I would never call you again I just want to tell  you like okay look I decide I'm calling you from   Nigeria it's a very expensive cool I just want to  say thank you because I know you tried your best   and I did I I went back to Nigeria because my  my visa expired and they don't want to renew it   but they tell you they told me that you are very  kind-hearted man you do try your best okay I wish   you the very best in your life I never met you I  don't know you please take care of yourself I'm   very busy okay can I say one nice thing thank you  but from the bottom of my heart you are the nicest   man and you try your best for all deep decorum  yeah yeah I know but but you you are you are   really an admirable guy I just want you to know  the next time you come to Nigeria you have a place   waiting for you and an any can and I have one bed  and all the kicking to cook for you anytime okay   okay but but Davos thank you so much my Buddha  trip from the Buddhist bum of my heart and I hope   you tried to give me a reference right now I know  you tried your best okay they told me they told   me you tried so hard and I will even play with  a plane ticket to come bring you okay okay III   I just want you to know I have a meeting you don't  understand sir I've got to go I'm in a meeting I   can't talk to you you driving in the car I just  want to say thank you my brother like I just oh my god you know I just wanted to give Nasir  some closure that Alexander is finally out of   his life and he's no longer gonna terrorize  him anymore the crazy part is is that if   somebody calls about Alexander he's happy to  like talk for so many minutes and just talks   like endless conversation but the second he  hears Alexander's voice he's like I mean I   mean I got like I don't have time he just  dreads Alexander again literally the nicest   Canadian guy geez my Buddhist Nesta is the true  MVP I literally cannot believe that nester would   still vouch for Alexander after all of that but  luckily Alexander's back in Nigeria and won't   be calling nesto anymore if you guys enjoyed  this and me delivering on part 2 as promised   smash that like button down below and remember  to request your own pranks on my website ownage   pranks calm the link is in the description  and we'll see you subscribers again next week

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Length: 14min 4sec (844 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 03 2019