The Most Insane Show *Once Upon a Time*

hello troublemakers welcome into another movie commentary Monday I got a very special movie for you this Monday once upon a time it was a movie that aired on television as a series of 1hour movies over the course of like8 years $14 a month for Disney plus doesn't that feel excessive I can justify it for like Max or for like Netflix because like that has like a wide ranging catalog for only Disney movies it would literally be cheaper to just rent the two episodes oh hang tight it's only seven seasons uh I I think I can rent I can just buy the episodes and then I don't have to deal with Disney's space bar issues hang tight what a good day what a good day okay thank you very much if you are unfamiliar with how first and last Works uh we only watch the very first episode and we watch the very last episode the special thing about this one is I I I don't know what the plot is of this series I know it uses Disney characters is someone does someone get a keyblade is that this story there was an enchanted forest filled with all the classic characters we know or think we know do we not do they add like non Disney characters oh my God there's Cinderella oh there's Maleficent oh there's Benny Benjamin the neglected orphan that we just put into our story it's like okay Benny Benjamin isn't as fun as the other ones you know sorry one day they found themselves trapped in a place where all their happy endings were stolen all our worlds so they were trapped in our worlds wait wait wait are you saying Earth is like the awful place where dreams are stolen away from from you well this should be fun this is how it happened all right yay oh all right oh it's the dwars oh not snow Snow White yeah open it I'm sorry she's gone she's got a lot of warmth in her cheeks to be dead I don't believe it you see that look at her Rosy Cheeks she's not dead please let me say goodbye e oh God oh God those dwarves have got to be like oh bro come on cuz he asked them he was like can you open the the casket for me and they're like no she's dead why would we do that and he's like I want to say goodbye and they're like all right so all the dwarfs think she's dead the prince pulls up and then kisses her on the lips that's a corpse my guy can't you get it first of all can't you get in legal trouble for that that feels illegal second of all I feel like you can catch things or is that like only like you're not supposed to like touch dead birds and stuff I don't know the disease portion but I think the legal portion is it's off limits I don't like his haircut his hair looks too modern but you never have to worry I will always find you D promise I do oh clever that's nice I Now pronounce you husband and wife well how could this go wrong oh my God is this is that male sorry I'm late why why that was the Twilight walk they just Twilight walked oh no no no no no no oh no no no oh why she's not a queen anymore you're having a royal wedding what is this guard doing two guards came and she like whooped them away right but the rest of the guards are just like well we got to maintain our post over here where it's safe what are you doing over here come like do you have an intruder even the freaking princess had a pull a sword the bride should not be pulling a sword on her wedding day unless it's her husband's sword oh oh no no oh I have come here to ruin anything okay I've come to give you is she Medusa they why can't they look at her well she she's going to be petrified we want nothing from you but you shall have it everything you love everything all that will be taken from you B we've seen Maleficent right we did the commentary for it when Maleficent comes she commands a room this feels like a bad theater play and I'm half wondering if all these people are like actors and they're going to be like and cut and then we're going to cut away and then this woman is like working on a Disney production and then gets pulled into something Disney like are we going to be doing a meta thing where like she's a Disney actress pulled into Disney World who throws a sword like that what is happening oh we're in Boston am Ryan that's not the guy who is the prince right Jamie Doran is he 50 Shades he's in this they met on not dating up tell me something about yourself Emma today's my birthday and you're spending it with me that feels awkward oh no that's bad sign that's bad vibes don't go on a blind date or a first date with someone you just met on a dating app on your birthday do you not have anyone else I don't know you don't like your family no family to like oh ready to run yet oh not a chance you Emma are by far the sexiest friendless orphan that I have ever met okay your turn you are the sexiest friendless orphan I've ever seen is that what he said you Emma are by far the sexiest friendless orphan that I have ever met don't laugh he's [ __ ] roasting you he said you're a friendless orphan but you just heard oh you think I'm hot yay God why your turn no wait let me guess back you are handsome charming go on impotent and poor embezzled from your employer got arrested and skipped town before they were able to throw your ass in jail your wife loves you so much that she bailed you out Bail POS oh wait is she actually a friendless orphan with the family I thought she was creating a cover story to get this guy to go out with her oh girl this is sad if she starts sing Happy Birthday to herself oh I hate that shot lifetime ass shot can I help you hello Mom are you I'm a swan my name's Henry I'm your son damn that wasn't even a prediction that was a joke I can't even claim credit for that 10 years ago did you give up a baby for adoption I'm calling the cops and I'll tell them you kidnapped me I believe you because I'm your birth mother yep you're pretty good please come home with me where's Home Store man all righty then why is she so calm she gave up a child for adoption which can't be easy unless you're a sociopath which we haven't determined that she's not not only is she calm about it but she's like let me call the cops and he's like I will claim that you kidnapped me so he he's threatening her and she's like huh you clever little rascal all right let's drive 8 hours to your hometown I don't know how far they are Boston two story Brook Maine ah it's a fictional town that's a 4-Hour Drive she drove 250 Mi you gave up your child 10 years ago you've ditched your responsibilities once but then you ask you can do it again 250 mil is a comers something thing wait is this main i' never been so it could look like this I don't know you're thinking about with the queen side again aren't you I haven't had a restful night since our wedding let me talk to him cool uhoh dramatic music there's a reason he's locked up Jafar I hate that they're cutting between the world they're different worlds I wish that would be more clear it's not a road trip we're not stopping for snacks why not oh now you're setting your foot down you let a child bully you into driving 250 Mi rle still skin rle still skin I have a question for you isn't r no you don't oh what are you spidery [ __ ] Prince Charmy wait who is rle still skin what's he from oh he has his own thing it's his own story what the hell does he want to be a father story is about an imp who spins straw into gold in exchange for a woman's firstborn child what's the fairy tale where a woman cries and it's gold is that the same thing fear not for I can ease your mind I like his Psychopathic energy it's going to cost you something in return no he feels like Willam defo light you know like the like the not knockoff version just like the the William defo without all the calories you know Queen has created a powerful curse soon you'll all be in a prison all of our prisons will be time time will stop and we will be trapped some place horrible what the hell are you talking about Ry are the queen celebrates Victorious at last Victorious at last oh he comes from theater doesn't he no more happy endings me sat at the massage parlor growing inside your belly don't let him touch it why would you let this rumpy guy touch your stomach do you have no maternal instincts to be like hey get your rumpy skin off my belly 28th birthday the child will return returned the child the 28th birthday that's a far off birthday and okay so this the the child is actually the woman with the sun and the final battle will begin I kind of hope the kid's like a demon or like a bad it's been a long night he's not but I wish he was you know where he lives right up by Mylin Street the mayor's house is the biggest one in the block I say we fight fighting oh my God I don't dislike the transitions of the show but like if you're GNA do him do him properly if he's gonna slam his fist down on the table that's got to like Shake us and be like o okay we're in the next scene slam it down the say we fight weak I wouldn't follow you into battle I just don't trust your weak hand in combat I feel like you'll be holding a sword you'll just let it go there's no point the future is written good can't just lose can why is she such a downer she's pissing me off our only hope of saving that child a treat this is so confusing what a weird pilot remember when the girl was like chasing a guy who was cheating on his wife because he was like behind on his loans or whatever like what was that all about like and now like there's Enchanted things and like timelines there everything's frozen in place this this is too much this will work we all must have faith there is your husband is talking he has got a council he's trying to like find a battle plan you're like uh everything's so useless and stupid and then all of a sudden a freaking fairy brings a tree and you're like maybe we have a chance I don't have parents just a mom and she's evil she doesn't love me she only pretends to are you okay where have you been I found my real mom you're Henry's birth mother I'll just go and check and the out make sure he's all right oh what do you got you're going to go to the redro how would you like a glass of the best apple cider you ever tasted shut the you want a glass of apple cider I'm sorry I thought we went North not South I got a fresh baked apple pie for you what are we talking about here other than being a tired little boy Henry's fine thank you Christian be on your way now I keep busy yeah imagine having another one on top of it oh this is interesting I hope they do this well because I saw those apples we know that there's evil apples you know apples that uh knock you out and the kid said that she's evil it's either one of two things either one there's going to be like a nice Arc where the kid comes to turns with the fact that you know he has two moms but right now he's just like misplacing his anger uh towards his uh adoptive mother or she is actually evil and she's just playing which I think is the case I think she's actually evil and she's just playing [Applause] polite you go in there and you'll be safe from the curse it's 28 years when you have eternal love wait so she's going to get in a tree for 28 wait wait wait what's going to happen this is so this this is too confusing maybe did she want to not have the child yet did she want to like freeze herself we have a guest how lovely for him to have you back in his life where I'd give anything for one my wife and I we tried for many years but uh he was no meant to be I don't want to hear about your struggles with fertility when I'm in a jail cell woking up from a car crash why am I in jail who brought me here where is my car am I under R like we need to cover other bases first sir what is she doing here yeah well he wasn't in his room this morning do you try his friends he doesn't really Happ why is she here in a jail cell why is she so calm she's not even asking questions like why am I locked in a Cell I was in an I should be in a hospital she hit her head no medical attention I hope she goes back to her Cott just she's like it's damp with blood that would explain why she's not asking questions just cuz she's got a head injury why Finding people's what I do how about you guys let me out and I'll help you find him why do you have to negotiate to get out of jail you should be there in the first place have a nice trip back to Boston okay she's evil right now oh goodness okay a storm is a Bru now they did they put her in the crow chamber the tree chamber it only takes one yeah so you going to throw the baby in there take the baby to the Wardrobe we have to believe that she'll come back for us we have to give her her best chance so you're going to lock a baby in a wardrobe so so he puts her in a closet locks [Music] it now there's a nightmare situation you just give birth and your husband runs out with the baby but before he leaves the door he pulls out his sword oh that's not a good sign oh we got a little [Music] death does he got a shotgun on the bottom of his foot they're going to lock this baby in a closet a tree closet father of the year call CPS somebody lock that sh yep teach you to cry DB baby oh we did a little handheld thing oh that's interesting I hated his haircut anyways I'm kind of glad he's dead pushing me away because I make you feel guilty I know why you gave me away you wanted to give me my best chance she's like oh yeah yeah it's not because I was 18 and didn't want you I ended up in the Foster system and I had a family until I was three but then they had their own kids so they sent me back can you return children is that a thing I thought there was a no return policy on kids hey Junior guess is going back hey babe grab the receipt we can bring him back parents didn't leave you on the side of the freeway no they locked you in a closet to send you to a different dimension no way there's no way doesn't work you're kissing a corpse ille police police illegal the child it was in the wardrobe and then it was gone you're going to lose Goodwill always win bit odd as she's holding her dead husband and her baby was locked away in a wardrobe and now I'm missing and she's like like ha got one on you witch there's literally two corpses in front of you you got to like come back to reality a bit where are we going somewhere horrible Maine oh she oh she's the mayor is that the same actress I can't tell I think so predictions we're doing predictions well we got 5 minutes but I am thinking she's going to be a bad person but she gets reformed I think she's going to be good in the end who knows what you've been doing changed every diaper soothed every fever endured every tantrum you may have given birth to him but he is my son I think she actually lost the kid I will destroy you if it is the last thing I do yes so she is the evil queen cuz that is the line I shall destroy your happiness if it is the last thing I do so my guess is she had when she was an evil witch she had some issue with children couldn't have a kid excuse me Henry do you love him of course I love him why would you ask that in what world would she say no there but yeah I think I think the witch is going to be reformed I think she really does love the kid Emma what a lovely oh sski it's all here yes yes of course yeah he's bad he's bad he he's not he's not the redeeming type bad all right things are set in motion now let's see how it all comes to a conclusion nothing like a conclus all right uh season 7 all right my predictions um the kid is going to be uh dead no I already said it I think the witch comes around I think rumpy is the big bad of season one uh and maybe like a series he could be a series villain as well everyone's going to get their happy ending I do think there would be a big mystery around uh Christian Gray but I feel like he I don't know if this is before 50 Shades and then he got big he would leave the show right so I don't know that he's going to have like a big character thing uh he feels like could be like a series big bat or something previously on Once Upon a Time Ella Lucy the globe will be filled with they're all here I was expecting a brand new cast of people but here's here's rumpy and then the evil witches here and who Shrunk The Kids Honey family balloons they're Li okay so he's still evil right I got that right oh that's kind of cool wasn't this the time that the everything was frozen at and we pick up the final episode starting at that exact time that's kind of cool nice touch all right already I'm feeling better about what's going on it feels a lot more high quality and that's always a concern with TV shows is because like they go on for so many seasons and there's like loss of viewer interest so like they stop putting money into the show but I feel I feel good about this so far I feel like this might be budgeted who are you it's a bit complicated but um there was another curse oh we got a brick and then we broke the curse and Henry's wife and daughter well they were kidnapped and now he's in trouble and the point is uh H she's so British I didn't understand any of that Intruders my God what they're trying to kill people this is my kind of show it's me the wicked witch I'm fabulous did she just say mom she an Emma took Henry on is that her is is this a Time Paradox thing where you're not supposed to meet your former self oh oh my God that's you that 5 year-old girl in that car seat there that's me you're not supposed to meet your former self this is bad you're breaking all time travel rules Henry Henry so that's the kid he's all grown up so it wasn't it wasn't like six years that passed or seven years of the show it looks like he's well into his an adulthood now Rumble Stills can use the author's pen author's he stripped me of my immortality whoa he could change fairy tales is that right well that's the question I'm sorry that you can't be with B but you're not the only one who suffered loss is that Beast isn't Beast supposed to be either beastly or like a sexy Prince I'm sorry that you can't be with Belle but you're not the only one Belle did he say I'm sorry you can't be with Belle tell me do you remember this place you guys hired a fake Joffrey you guys got you guys got your own Joffrey I know it for a fact that with the success of Game of Thrones they hired like a babyf face Prince to be a complete dick and this is like the Disney version of him Henry that wasn't me Henry wait wa wait wait is Henry the evil is he the big what a Twist that would be but I think we're dealing with like a timelines thing where like there's multiple timelines and I've changed y I knew you would not that you'd get that far wearing that cuff on your wrist I don't know who this guy is but I like him he's he's got that he's got good little [ __ ] energy you know babyfaced little [ __ ] are the the best characters cuz like there's like a smug this maybe it's just a me thing but I like they make me want to punch him and I like that good for you why should I ever trust you please stab her stab her please let me save you please stab her in like a fatal spot like a throat I don't need to be saved well that's a slash the lady looks thirsty Robin Hood I thought you were gone but I'm s oh he's just straight grabbing her chest okay relax is this the Christian grave replacement like they Rec cast the guy I've missed you is he recasted or did she just fall in love with somebody else not in your good heart is that Captain Hook I saw his claw what the hell is that is that [Music] Moana again they just did another transition I do like the transitions that they do uh it feels like they putting they're putting effort into it okay relax once you kill the queen their Fates will be seen so I think the plot is the alternate version of the kid we saw at the beginning he's working with rumpy to I guess rumpy has a plot to trap all of the characters in their own stories without the other characters where they're sad I think that's the the thing cuz he's got like the author's pen which is like a magical thing where he can like change their realities I think this is beast but I I could be mistaken I just heard Bell and I just assume oh B look at your face f look I'm pretty good with a bow that is a lot of bad guys we just have to create a [Music] diversion cool are we going to get something cool here cool battle come on oh yeah cut away that's nice oh no come back yeah Okay C away again when I look around this table I see a lot of concerned faces worry not snow and I let a war room like this once before and we prevailed what by locking a baby in a closet you got stabbed to death you were cornered and you put your baby in a closet and you call that a prevailing a new generation has joined the fight and a new friend who wait what wait didn't he wait what how did that how did that battle end he was like suffering an injury the girl was like that's a lot of enemies I don't think I can take them all down and he's like you know what we still have to buy time we got to try something and then he entered the road charged at them and now they're like oh yeah well of course he just won that yeah yeah he won that battle they set it up to be like oh like we can't beat all these guys and then you just cut to the next scene where he beat all those guys guys oh God why I'm going to go find Weaver I mean I I think hook used to be a bad guy he's probably one of the season's bad guys like the big bad for season two or three or five or whatever for a rainy day why didn't they build sets why is everything so bad green screen look at this like couldn't you just build this set this looks awful like all the perspective is Warped just build a set it would probably be just as expensive maybe a little bit more expensive but it look real at least hey here's a guy I like or you here to Mother me some more the only way I'm going to heal is by killing you and you're not because oh you want an honorable duel but I'll give you a chance to defend yourself why Henry I won't fight you as long as you die I don't really care then why would you give her the option to defend herself you were going to execute her you were going to have her drug to a stage and someone chop off her head probably where was the honor in that but now she escaped now you're going to give her a blade Defenders oh head this isn't the way you don't get to decide that all stop stop what what do you want from me I just want you to know that you weren't alone you deserve to be alone and that's how you're going to die yeah and I kill her quit hesitating I know you think I'm a villain whose life isn't stop oh hey like listen I I did skip a couple episodes just like a few a couple but he seemed pretty dead set on like wanting to do evil I I didn't feel the ambivalence a little bit but not enough to like justify him not following through on his actions he seemed pretty dead set on betting her I want to feel that turmo like the turmo should be like uh very intense in this entire final episode within him if he's going to uh stop right before he achieves his goals like all he has to do is kill her and all his goals are achieved everything he's worked for if he's going to stop he really needs to be questioning it like in the days leading up to this moment and he feels like he's been you know pretty on this I hope he kills her now kill her do it do it do it do it do it pathetic Joffrey would laugh at you wait why why did the portals close were the portals linked to his intentions I guess there was like this whole author pen it might be actually this is all your [Music] fault I don't know why he mantled that table like he thought it was going to be cool I am the strongest version of us so what should plan talk me today I was going to say like we're not doing this talk sorcery thing we talking is just going to solve all the villains you should do the right thing and the villains are like oh after all my planning and evil work I should just do the right thing I didn't think of that he don't do the right thing for a reward so he's going to sacrifice himself for hook what is this [Music] pose it's is that supposed to be his [Music] heart can you just like hit your chest and your heart comes out and then push a heart against the outside of a chest and it just goes in explain this fans of the show is there an explanation for this David Blain here just like here's my heart there it's in your chest now and why did that kill him is is that guy not Beast from Beauty and the Beast is he actually Rumple still skin in an alternate version I started thinking it but I didn't say it earlier friend have you tried kissing him cuz it brings some corpses back to life why do they not all just try to kiss dead people it works sometimes What's Happening Here kiss him is she oh my God is she going to kiss him thank you oh she's just thinking he's corpse you saved us you weren't even here and I know you thought that that would make your dreams be in vain why are you monologuing you weren't even here for his death on the lips you you don't know that he couldn't come back you didn't even dry a damn I think he might have been he might be like like good Rumple still skin or he might be Beast for beauty the Beast I still don't know rum oh that answers it doesn't it is that be that's Belle that dress is Belle from Beauty and the Beast did she did he steal Beast girl Dam it cuz they before he was like I got to sort out my multiple personalities or whatever and I was like oh yeah cuz he's Beast like kind of like a Hulk situation where he could like transform I yeah Ah that's bad oh God everyone's been looking for you what a nondescript title card it's later but if to be more specific it's sometime later wow there's a lot going on ships with sails blimps oh dragons this is for you we need someone to lead us people have decided your majesty oh she's the they're making her Queen so the evil witch found Redemption and they've making her Queen I think the baby was fussing oh okay shall we Pi I don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about do you Regina Mills accept the role of the first elected ruler of the newly United realm I do is she getting married to the crown I now Crown you wait wait wait she was elected but she didn't get a vote why wouldn't they ask her if if you're if you're electing a new king or queen she would be able to cast a vote right was there a ballot or was it just like do you want her yes or no was it like a is it either or what do this look like I wonder it doesn't seem very Democratic cuz you left her out of the whole process I feel like I just watched a theater play loose on the logic a little campy in the performances is that it once upon a time all right that was once upon a time I don't think I would I would watch the show the production value just is not there I don't it feels kind of like a CW Show but CW shows are less ambitious cuz they have like dragons and I don't know like even some of like the the set stuff they should be in a like in a set but instead they just have like a big I could see they're just in a big green screen room and it's just it's awkward and there was one shot too I think it was in the council room where I saw the the the green it was like casted out his face and I was like oh my God that's the that's the color of the the giant green screen and you couldn't get the color off of his face you guys always like to let me know your experience with the show so I let me know in the comment section is uh where it gets good if it's better at any point if the plots are good I think that's like where I really like to know I like the idea of redemption it seems like they had a couple characters who had like a Redemption Arc at least two maybe three I guess four cuz the Henry the alternate Henry cuz it's like the the the witch Rumple maybe Captain Hook and then Henry in this episode but they did it poorly here but I feel like they did it well with the the evil queen anyways I hope you guys enjoyed uh next video is going to be the beer in the movie for the moral instruments probably so if not there'll be one more commentary in the meantime and then that video so that's coming up uh I'll see you guys in the next one tools

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Published: Mon Jun 10 2024