The Most Evil Scammer I've Ever Called

[Laughter] your life will be in hell within 30 minutes i need the tracking number from the fedex man you [ __ ] you sort of you rubbishly you know those scam calls and spam emails you get saying something's wrong with your computer well i answer those and usually pretend to be an elderly old woman who falls for every single one of those scams this is the story of the most evil scammer i've run across in probably four years this guy didn't care even a little bit about what he said to this poor old woman despite her crying and begging him to be nice he was relentless don't worry though i do make him very angry and he does not get what he wanted okay so ma'am without wasting your time i'm telling you mom that you will get this directly in you okay you will get this money in your bank account now okay do you see the checking account number the four digit checking account number over there do you see that uh seven three five one just hold on for a moment mom i was on my bank before and now i can't say anything so i normally these scammers use software to connect your computer and hide the screen so they can do whatever they want on your computer without you seeing anything in this case he transfers a hundred thousand dollars from my money market it's making me really it's kind of making me scared you think i'm trying to start the computer ma'am i'm connecting you to the world bank page you don't have to restart your computer okay ma'am you are not listening to me properly man i am going to connect you to the world bank go ahead don't hit enter don't hit enter don't hit enter okay don't hit enter i just hit enter let me try backspace no don't do that let me try typing no don't backspace type your number type your number what um it type your phone number ma'am type your name your full name your full name okay type over there seven three five one what but i don't have a card that's not oh the debit no issue now now they are asking you for the amount you need to type 1000.00 1000.00 the scammer will type extra zeros to make it look like something bad happened ma'am what you did what you did you made a huge mistake you typed hundred thousand dollars over there no it looks like what looks like what looks like looks like 10 million no it's 100 000 not 10 million check your bank account the amount has been transferred each transfer from world bank hundred thousand dollars what you did what you did all your money will be gone all your bank account will be in zero all your bank account will be frozen why you did this why you did this mistake i didn't do it on purpose it was a mistake ma'am it was a mistake don't cry okay don't cry if you will not return this money if you will not return this money ma'am don't cry i am here to help you i told you i am here to help you i am here to help you i am here to help you keep calm otherwise all your bank account will be zero key i made my mistakes yes on i'm sorry sir i didn't mean to do that don't touch your computer then don't touch your computer okay i think that you're the best if i what i plugged it and i won't touch it from now on why you unplugged it why you unfucked hello i don't want any more transfers to happen and what about that money which you got in your account what about that i don't know i gotta figure out what i'm are you mad or what should we call my are body i don't know ma'am they will [ __ ] you okay why if you will not return the money to the world bank they will take all your money so this will be a deal between you and me if you will return my money i will return yours if you will return my money i will return hello yes i took it i took it why just because you took my hundred thousand dollars what about that i didn't take i i didn't want to go too it was a mistake you have to believe me it was a mistake if i am believing you let me tell you one thing i am believing you i am believing you and you have how could you take all that away from me ma'am i will not take it i will not take it if you will return my hundred thousand dollars please keep it there ma'am if you will return my you mother just keep quiet otherwise i will make all your accounts zero just keep fighting i didn't do it on purpose it was a mistake i was just trying to fill out the ma'am if i will hunger for the belief if i will hang up the call if i will if i will hang up the call don't eat it you are irritating me now you are irritating me now you are irritating me now if you will return listen keep quiet what i told you keep quiet the deal between you and me i am the world bank officer and i have the authority so i can put you in prison as well and i will not give you any money from whatever you have just because you are trying to fraud world bank department i will put a charges on you can i please send the money to you i can i can wire mom i can wire it like or i could go to the bank and how you send it to you ma'am can you please quit quite you are irritating me you are a irritating person and you are irritating me i told you don't interrupt when i am talking and you are interrupting me i'm so sorry will you keep sure keep quiet i'm so sorry i can wire it to you right now you know what you know what you know what you want you know what can i tell you what can i tell you what can i can you please keep quiet can you please keep quiet yes or no i just i just need to know i need to tell you something you are just making me angry i'm trying my best okay you are not trying your best i did some mistake i i'm trying my best i just want to give you the money back i wouldn't i wouldn't last a minute in prison you gotta believe me i only have a couple good years left my my grand my grandson is getting married next year i want to see him get married read everything read everything keep quiet and read everything what i'm writing read everything thousand three hundred and three dollars and nineteen not seven thousand this is the things i'm telling you to read read from here to here from here to here where read the things which you can see oh uh they're gonna take 25 000 for me if i don't send it back mom my mum the prior transfer to him and he got that money in gosh 10 minutes let me send the money back to you ma'am please can you keep quiet yes or no will you keep quiet yes or no will you keep quiet yes or no yeah will you keep quiet yesterday i'm trying to send the money back i don't want to go to prison you [ __ ] you are not trying your best just keep quiet part of me feels like i shouldn't be laughing at this part because he thinks that i'm actually an old woman but on the flip side it's like a giant inside joke because we know that i'm not actually an old woman and is it's 10 minutes how far is the bank from your house you are wasting time ma'am now 10 minutes how far is the bank from your house 10 minutes i am going to give you a bank account detail and i will tell you how to hire this money when you will go to your bank well let me get ready to go to the bank fan because i'm gonna have to get my clothes out hold on hold on hold on hold on are you there are you there are you there are you there yeah i'm gonna have to put you on speaker because i gotta get my i gotta get my clothes just hold on hello sam they will ask you some questions you mother you thought of you rubbish lady do you want me to keep reading are you there steve don't read don't read i'm buying a restaurant in thailand oh congratulations you need to tell them they will ask you the questions the banks without using my money to do it are you you that two hundred thousand dollars you took is mine you told me you told me if i send the ninety nine thousand dollars back that you would give me my two hundred thousand dollars back you promised me yes ma'am here oh thank god please don't use my money to buy a restaurant you have to read this man don't go don't go to the bank okay i'm not dressed don't go to the bank and if they don't know if they ask me what kind of food it's gonna be kind of a some sort of italian diffusion ah they will not ask you about you i think they will not argue the breadsticks are going to be you know like couple feet long and we'll serve mom's spaghetti all you can eat come in reality so when i get to the bank do i talk to the regular old manager or is there a world bank manager that i have to talk to no no do you again you are mentioning the world bank are you mad report are you a lady or no i don't know how to get to the world bank i don't know how to get i don't even know how to get there thank you [ __ ] i don't have i'm just trying to figure out when i get to bank of america do i have to ask for the world bank manager [Music] manager regular manager register manager okay regular manager yes i am the owner you don't have something about 200 thousand dollars you have to tell me you're gonna change you're gonna be so excited you're going to be so happy with me you're going to say you're going to say i knew i knew you could do it i talked to them right before they were about to close the doors they were closing up for the night but i got their attention and they gave me an appointment first thing in the morning i'm going to be the first wire out the door my memory isn't as good as it used to be and i was up all night tossing and turning trying to make sure i could remember exactly what i was supposed to do um if they will ask you why you are transferring this money then you have to tell them i am purchasing a restaurant i am buying a restaurant in thailand and that's the reason i am sending this money okay okay so i'm buying a restaurant what's the name of the restaurant yes there will be no name ma'am don't you have to just give a name but if they ask me the name of the restaurant i can't just tell them it's no name we'll call it no no no world bank no world bank no world bank so i'm gonna walk up to the teller and i'm gonna hand a little piece of paper that says give me 99 000 right 1996.50 from your checking account a restaurant in thailand that's it i sent you 25 000. so not yet i didn't got the money yet it will take three to four days no no no what do you want me to do you said no fees you need to wait you sent no fees so i told them i could only send you 12 000. you are a fool you are a fool you know what you are a fool you are such a fool you are just [ __ ] my head you are in my head [Music] why are you crying you [ __ ] why are you crying are you guys doing this transfer yes or no ask them and call me okay okay so call them and just double check about the world bank transfer no why you are telling me world bank are gonna again just tell me tell them that are you doing the transfer yes or no that's it okay come in front of your computer i have an idea um come in front of your computer don't give me ideas normally i will come inside your computer what if we call the bank and you pretend to be my son michael no no no it will not work can you just come in front of the computer come in front of the computer come in front of the computer come in front of the computer okay ma'am i am here ma'am i am here can you please stop talking ma'am this is dawg are you there yes i can hear you i can i am here i'm here okay did you hear my idea tell me what's your idea okay since you have two hundred thousand dollars of my money and i have a hundred thousand dollars of your money if you subtract 100 000 from 200 000 that leaves 100 so you technically owe me 100 000 right so you you could send me 100 000 i mean plus tax plus tax now now think of it my mom keep quiet keep quiet i don't like mom keep quiet what keith white did you say who's keith deep ma'am keep quiet ma'am just don't stop don't talk don't talk too much i don't like talking too much oh i won't talk too much what did you think of my idea though what do you think about the you just give me a hundred thousand dollars and you keep my two hundred thousand what about what about that just check it in your computer just look your computer mom i've written something i can't read without my glasses just keep quiet you don't have to pay anything don't ask me extra questions okay don't ask me extra questions whatever i am telling you just do it i don't want talking more don't ask me questions for the memo on the cashier's track should i just put james world bank or should i put no or what do i know for the memo restaurant restaurant thai restaurant thai restaurant or what kind of restaurant american american restaurant american restaurant no i hate america but like hamburgers hot dogs hamburgers whatever yes yes yes yes yes just go now go go bye you got the cashier check you got the cashier check i do is james available no this is james did you transfer the thing can you transfer the phone to james you are talking please james ma'am why are you hating me oh hi james it's dawn i i it makes me nervous when there's silence in fact one time we were on a plane my husband got dressed i don't know i'm not interested in your story i'm not interested should i hung up yeah should i hang please stop talking you gotta stop talking man i have to give the safety demonstration please be quiet and they offered me a job afterwards i turned it down though ma'am will you keep quiet you want me to keep you be quiet okay yes i'll be quiet i'll be quiet now do you have the check do you have the check i am allowed to talk right now you told me to be quiet yes yes yes you have to talk you foolish me not to person and now you're telling me to talk which one is it yes sir don't make up your mind you need to only talk should i talk yes or no ma'am you only you're my child yes you only talk whatever i'm asking you don't tell me a story don't tell me your story i don't want to listen your story talk to me whatever i'm asking you nothing else okay what do you want me to do you haven't really explained that do you have i have i i asked the guy at the bank the guy who wrote the cashier's check for me i said do you know do you know how i'm supposed to process this and he just he didn't he said he said i should probably talk to whoever asked me to get the check because some people mail them some battle hand delivery just depends ma'am mother james ma'am will you keep quiet ma'am will you keep quiet i feel like crying right now will you keep quiet okay i feel i feel like crying good i hope you do cry i hope he cries so i can stay stop crying or i'll hang up the phone ma'am what would you hate me to deliver my name is this is dawn dewitt am i speaking to james so keep quiet ma'am keep yes you are speaking you are speaking with james you are speaking with james ma'am are you are you mad no no let me look up the address for world bank and i will send it ma'am ma'am you i am giving you address in the notepad are you there why american foreign you just send the check just do that thing yeah sorry say that the name of the restaurant is shut up that i don't think that's listen i'm not a business major i i didn't go i don't have a lot of experience in marketing but i don't think we should name the restaurant shut up that's too it's too negative should i tell you one thing are you are you ready to go are you ready to go take the check take the cassius check in your hand okay i have to take it with you i have to get dressed first okay go ahead get dressed do the shipment send the check and call me back they said do you have a tracking do you have a tracking id number no no i told him i told him that i couldn't have any tracking because i didn't want anyone to know about this shipment you said that i had to keep it a secret and not tell anybody so they told me are you my way to do it without tracking is i can't i can't do the overnight shipment because that comes with the free tracking so i did the uh cheaper option ma'am it's not maybe up to a week with with everything that's going on but there's no tracking on it that way it'll marry you mad ma'am ma'am go go to the fedex store and tell them i want to make an overnight shipment and i want a tracking code okay right now i already go right now yes you that there was gonna be no tracking no you told me no no you have to go right you're they will do it they will do it they will do it i know them they will do it james listen i have i had kind of a long drive back and i was thinking about my master's i don't know i don't know anything i don't know anything will will you keep quiet will you keep quiet will you listen to me will you listen to me yes or no just tell me yes or no i don't want to listen your story oh james i am will you listen to me i'm so sorry i accidentally put you on mute there have you been talking this whole time ma'am you want to go to jail yes yes or no yes or no you promised i you promised me i want to go you shouldn't don't change please why you are not letting me talk let me talk me okay why are you yelling then keep quiet you need to go fedex right now you need to go fedex right now tell them i want to make an overnight shipment cancel the previous one i want to make an overnight shipment and i want a tracking number right now you have to go right now is that okay i am giving you one hour within an hour if i will not get a tracking code i will send you a police in your house now i am hanging up the call okay i want i want a tracking number within an hour i'm giving you 30 minutes now i i am giving you 30 minutes within 30 minutes i want a tracking number and with the overnight shipment within 30 minutes go back to the fedex i want a tracking number with the fedex right now james he's such a terrible just a terrible person that's part of why i'm trying to keep him on the phone so he's not yelling that to someone's actual grandma i am giving you 30 minutes within 30 minutes if i will not get a tracking code from the fedex store you will be in hell i'm giving you 30 minutes go to the fedex store cancel the shipment tell them i want to make a first overnight signature required first overnight signature required they will give you a tracking code i want a code within 30 minutes i need a code otherwise your life will be in hell your life will be in hell within 30 minutes i need the tracking number from the fedex i'll go to the police station just please if you will go to the police station now you ask the police to cancel it for me you you will go to the fedex store they will cancel it you will go to the fedex store they will cancel it dude i told you that right now i will give you the money if you will do it i am promising you if you will go to the fedex store right now i will return the money right now what do i do when i get there go over there tell them i want to cancel that shipment i want to make this first overnight signature required and i want the tracking id whatever they will tell you to pay 100 or whatever pay it from your side pay it from your site from your debit card you have to pay that money and first overnight signature required first overnight signature required with tracking code i want the tracking code okay okay so just buy you a tracking code no you have to cancel that shipment and you have to tell them i want this shipment first overnight signature required okay first overnight signature required if the stick if they've already sent the check do you want me to say no no no you have to cancel the previous one you have to cancel the previous one and you have to make the same package first overnight signature required and you need to pay 100 or whatever they will charge you and they will give you a tracking code i want this cheque to be delivered as first overnight signature required when you will come back i will return your money don't make a new check make a new shipment okay well i can write you a check that's a good idea okay are you free again me again you are [ __ ] me i'll go to the federation i'll gain you up for me i'll send a check overnight go to the fedex with the tracking code i'll write a check yeah i'll send it over right okay no no no don't write attack anymore don't i let james keep calling me but i didn't answer and i wanted him to think that he had lost a few days later when i called back i couldn't reach him and his number didn't seem to work anymore and that's the story of james possibly the most evil scammer i've run into in the past few years i'll eventually post the full unedited call on the more kid boga channel but i hope you had a chance to laugh and learn a few things as always know that you are valuable and that you matter bye

Channel: Kitboga

Views: 1,906,259

Keywords: scambait, scam, prank call, call center, robo calls, fraud, improv, social engineering, voice actor, tech support

Id: DzTyBIHx5Jk

Length: 34min 53sec (2093 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 19 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/zennysays]

They are split into different highlights:

Day 1: Irritated Amazon Scammer Wants His $100,000

Day 2: James From Amazon Wants The Bank Transfer

Day 3: James Is Mad Dawn Didn't Send The Check

Happy Watching!

[u/michealgaribaldi]

I still disagree that this guy was the most “evil”. Steve holds that spot in my heart.