The Months of Shame EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore

g'day guys and gal we all have something that we are ashamed of for some people it's cheating on your partner for others it's not been able to achieve proper erections during intimacy due to crippling addiction to orgy porn and for me it's when i got caught masturbating during an african safari ten years ago i was a weird kid alright but nothing compares to the shame felt by both the space wolves and the inquisition for engaging in a full-blown civil war as a result of a petty man with a small dick the months of shame were bad space was killing grey knights inquisitors destroying entire imperial worlds on a whim and fenris almost getting exterminated [ __ ] was wild and very entertaining now i know these past couple days have been a hectic with gw going ham with its ip enforcement and [ __ ] on the community and then the community initiating a cheeky boycotter as a result of that so i thought a bit of good old-fashioned lore injected straight into your cranium via my illiterate articulation of warhammer storytelling would be a good way to break it up for those that are interested though i'm currently working with a few other content creators in the community to try get in contact with gw and see what they're actually doing early signs are promising so sit back twirl your neck beard and get ready to listen to what happens when a bunch of wanky inquisitors try and [ __ ] with the space wolves spoilers the inquisition has a really bad time let's get into it as we know the inquisition is the imperium's big gaping [ __ ] you don't want to look at him touch him or get [ __ ] on by him but without them the imperium would get so full of [ __ ] that eventually it would die as such the inquisition is basically unlimited resources and influence able to twist around 99 of the imperium to its desires space marines are one of the few types of people who don't have to suck an inquisitor's dick every five minutes but even then there are thousands of space marines in the inquisition's death watch and the celestial lions were wiped out by the inquisition because they tried to file a complaint the point i'm making is you just don't want to mess with these guys the space rules on the other hand give no shits and only look up to their lost primark and their vegetablized emperor they do and say what they want and they get away with it because they're so damn effective like these guys have beaten magnus and his thousand sons a number of times generally it takes like multiple space ring chapters as well as grey knights to achieve something like that but the space wheels have straight up done it more than once by themselves the point i'm trying to make here is that we have an unstoppable force going up against an immovable object so what causes conflict well on the planet of armageddon there was armageddon angron he's a demon bros he's world eaters and millions of cultists attacked logan grimner the legendary chapter master of the space wolves was like hmm [ __ ] maybe we should call for backup this time see logan was great at bashing up nerds and despite anger on status as a walking abortion he was definitely not a nerd a force of grey knights was able to make it in time and an epic battle took place in which a shitload of cornite followers died and agron was banished back to the warp after getting hadooken by the gray knights so yeah all seemed well until it [ __ ] didn't see the inquisition is very hush-hush about the fact that demons are a thing and half of the emperor's sons are demonic as [ __ ] they are also very hush-hush about the existence of grey knights for some unspecified reason i don't really understand their logic behind it just because people know hell exists doesn't mean they're going to be like oh [ __ ] yeah i want to go there nine out of 10 people fall to chaos due to ignorance and not understanding what they're getting themselves into so if the imperium actually educated people on how to avoid eternal soul rape i think they would actually get a good response but yeah as someone living on armageddon there was a chance you would just witness demons and grey knights at the same time the spacewalls however were not down with sterilizing murdering or sending the very warriors that fought by their side to concentration camps logan even made a point of keeping the civilians away from the battle zones so they wouldn't see what was going on this wasn't good enough for the inquisition though and they began a little operation the space wars were outnumbered and outgunned on the ground but they had a bigger and better fleet so they planned to help the people board ships and escape from the system the first escape transport was destroyed by the inquisition and with it four hundred thousand people died the space force then got the rest of the escape transports to leave at the same time and they used their own ships to body block even so the inquisition was ready to fire on them until even more spacewolf ships arrived in system seeing that any aggression towards the wolves would result in them getting doggied the inquisition back down and the people of armageddon safely escape through the warp the wolves thought that was the end of it but boy oh boy were they wrong the lord inquisitor who was basically the one in charge was called kissneros and he was a massive dick instead of just cutting his losses he decided to go ahead and purge every planet that any of the refugees had visited or moved to a number of very well established and loyalist imperial worlds were exterminators purely for the fact that one of the refugee ships stopped there to refuel the space walls continue to help the ship's escape whilst the inquisition began getting more and more desperate even attacking and killing a number of space wolves eventually some members of the inquisition and the grey nights begun to be like wait this is [ __ ] [ __ ] let's stop gray knights were made to fight demons and protect humanity not nuke innocent imperial worlds and kill loyalist space marines this was made worse by the fact that the space was never fired back so it was obvious that the inquisition were the [ __ ] here the name months of shame was actually coined by the gray knights who were feeling shameful for what was happening the most confusing part is that the lord inquisitor kiss noros was completely unknown to everyone he had no retinue or friends no known connections to the inquisition and he wasn't even part of any of their known inquisitorial factions yet he did hold extreme power and influence it was very odd eventually the inquisition knew that they could not just blow up every planet in the imperium to contain the armageddon refugees so they instead switched their focus onto the space wolves kiss naros was an egomaniac and he wished to see logan on his knees begging for mercy for the humiliation they had been dealt the present grey knight leader grandmaster joros hatched a plan with kissneros they invited the space force to have a treaty and chat about how to sort their [ __ ] out logan agreed however as soon as the space was arrived to the palace the inquisition opened fired and blew up a bunch of their ships and killed quite a few of them they then demanded logan come to them and surrender all in all a very scummy move logan complied not with the surrender part no no chance that was happening he did come aboard though and he demanded to know who ordered the portrayal of the treaty grandmaster jorus admitted it was his idea within an instant logan liberated the grey knights of their commander's life whilst his wolf guard killed another four grey knights who attempted to prevent them from teleporting back to their ship yeah look the peace treaty probably could have gone a bit better post that failed parlay the conflict became a war as the space was begun firing back on inquisitorial forces destroying a number of ships and killing a shitload of grey knights at this point billions of people had been exterminated with hundreds of spatials and grey knights lying dead angron's attack on armageddon had such a big impact that you would think it was tits niche who was the mastermind behind it like 10 times more damage was done by the inquisition than by angran eventually kisnorus admitted that the containment had been a failure no [ __ ] and now the goal was to humble the space rules and show them who was boss the inquisitorial forces had also reached a boiling point numerous inquisitors and grain knights were planning on assassinating kisteneros to end the war before it even got worse [ __ ] was wild kiss naros ordered his entire fleet which was now bolstered by the red-hunted space marines who for whatever reason loved the taste of inquisitor [ __ ] to go to fenris and basically hold it hostage and force logan's surrender the inquisition arrived and immediately begun bombing the fang causing a ton of damage honestly so far kisnos has done more damage to the space rules than magnus and angeron combined this either shows the power of the inquisition or the patheticness of the traitor primarks the planet was mostly undefended and logan wasn't there but beyond the fell handed agreed to meet with the inquisition to try sorted out once again kisneros made insulting demands the space rules must bow before the inquisition and take a penalty crusade or suffer bjorn was like i get [ __ ] yawi lady before the inquisition could react logan and his fleet arrived in the system and a huge battle broke out logan was able to teleport onto the inquisition's flagship and boy oh boy that was [ __ ] bad news for them in his rage logan was able to sprint in terminator armor which was thought to be impossible as he sliced through grey knights and inquisitors like they were nothing he soon reached kisleros and with one slash parted the fool's head from his body logan was then prepared to kill every single grey knight and inquisitor in his system but bjorn was able to reach logan and say loganjeri [ __ ] she allowed my brother we can sort this mess hence the battle stopped a truce was reached and that the inquisition could no longer go near space wolf worlds the grey knights had to basically apologize to the space rules and they had to explain who they are and why they exist in return nothing the space rules gave the inquisition nothing except the opportunity to leave with their lives intact hence ending the months of shame the thing i like about this bit of law is the fact that kisenas as far as i can tell wasn't an agent of chaos or the changeling or a shape-shifting xeno he was just a dick the grey knights and other inquisitors can spot corruption even the most subtle of it instantly the authority to kill 10 billion innocent imperial citizens blow up peaceful worlds attack and kill hundreds of space force and then bomb their home world was all his genuine authority there is a lot of mystery as to where this authority came from but it's clear it came from the highest levels of the inquisition so far the plot hasn't really gone on to delve into any conspiracy theory surrounding this but it's very interesting nonetheless what is the moral of the story here well it's obvious if you've just succeeded in banishing the demonic form of one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy don't become don't become space hitler yep yep that's the moral of the story if you enjoyed the video and you want to support the channel then patreon is the place to be where only one dollar per month give you access to a boatload of hentai that for legal reasons has nothing to do with warhammer hit the subscribe button and hit the real subscribe button for more anti-space hitler content join the discord for memes and i'll see you in the next one peace [Music]

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Id: LDpSqKhMV34

Length: 11min 5sec (665 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 02 2021