We were just talking about the white supremacy rallies in
Charlottesville and Boston, and, uh, and, you know,
and I realized it's a little weird to just say white supremacy as if it's a normal thing that everyone
should be familiar with. Like, everyone just says it.
"Oh, you know, the white supremacists,
wh-white sup..." But what does it actually mean? What do white supremacists want? Well, it turns out it's actually
pretty straightforward. We're showing to this parasitic
class of anti-white vermin, that this is our country. This country was built
by our forefathers and sustained by us. It's going to remain
our country. I think, on average, whites are
more intelligent than blacks, and north Asians are more
intelligent than whites. -How can you say that?
-All of this is... How can you think otherwise? The entire record of history
is completely consistent with the assumption
that black Africans are less intelligent,
on average, than Asians or Caucasians. Let's talk about this idea
that white people are biologically superior
for a second. And now, don't get me wrong. White people have been doing
very well for themselves for the past few hundred years. I mean, they invented
light bulbs, airplanes, cured polio,
went to the moon, won the Grammy
for best rap album. It's been a solid run
for white people. I cannot lie. But this stuff goes in cycles,
all right? I mean, at one point,
Mesopotamia was killing it. But then the Egyptians hit back
with the pyramids, you know? It's like, white people
had Larry Bird, but then Michael Jordan
came out, right? And Shaq,
and then Kevin Garnett, and Iverson, and-and LeBron. Basically,
white people had Larry Bird, is what I'm saying. So the jury is out on who
the best race is. I-I'm just not convinced
that it's these guys. TV REPORTER: This man's image
has come to symbolize Friday night's rally. Yes, You're Racist identified
him as Peter Cvjetanovic, a student at the
University of Nevada, Reno. I do not identify as a white
supremacist or a racist. Um, of course that-that
definition's really fluid. People have one version,
I have another. I'm alt-right
because I'm pro-white. I-I'm sorry, what? People have another version? N-No. No. Th-that's weird. This little millennial Nazi
over here saying he's not sure
of what he believes, so we mustn't label him racist? So y-you're not sure of what... Okay, here's-here's
my only question. If that's what he does
when he's not sure, what the (bleep) is he gonna do
when he's made up his mind? And-and, by the way,
by the way, dude, I hate to break this to you, but your last name
is Cvjetanovic. It may be fun
hanging out with Nazis now, but you're up in round two,
my friend. As far as the Klan is concerned, your name might as well
be Tyrone Lopez Ginsburg. Like, what are you thinking? For more analysis, we turn to our very own Roy Wood Jr.,
everybody! -(cheering, applause)
-What's going on, Roy? Roy, as a... as a black man in America,
you must have been shocked by what you've seen
over the past week. Shocked? That there's racists
in America? The Klan marching
doesn't shock me. What would shock me is if they marched in the hood. Take that (bleep) to Oakland
and see what happens. -(cheering, applause)
-Goodness. 'Cause watching what happened
in Charlottesville-- it-it only made me wonder how are you the master race but you so dumb? I... I don't understand, Roy. Dude, Trevor, these-these dudes, they got a great thing going
and they're messing it up. Donald Trump's already giving
white supremacists pretty much
everything they want. He's building the wall,
he's banning Muslims, he's taking away
black people's voting rights, he even blocked Tyler Perry from
dropping any new Madea movies. Wait, is that true? I mean, I haven't seen one
come out in, like, three weeks, so it's got to be Trump.
It's probably Trump. A... All right, all right, Roy,
le... You know what, let-let's take a step back.
I-I don't understand why you say that white
supremacists are messing up. Because they are. They've got a man on the inside, but all the stupid (bleep)
they're doing is just bringing heat on him. Trump's trying
to give them the hookup. This is not
how you treat a hookup. Look, I speak from experience. I had the hookup
one time at Wendy's. Same thing as this. And so... My homeboy, Ramrod-- he used to work nights
at Wendy's. Every shift, we'd hit Wendy's, he'd give us a bag
full of free food every day. Just a bag of Wendy's--
just Jr. Bacons, nuggets falling all out the top. Greatest days of my life. Then, one day... one day,
I got entitled. Went inside and complained
because they forgot the lettuce. Hookup done, Ramrod fired. You hear
what I'm saying, Trevor? I think I hear what you're
saying. What you're saying is "Don't complain
about the lettuce when you're getting
the burger for free." Hallelujah! White supremacists need to learn
that by wreaking havoc they're only gonna
hurt their own cause. See, black people--
we learned that a long time ago. We learned that lesson with O.J. O.J. went free,
black people went crazy, so white people
locked his ass up again. That's why when O.J. got out
this time and got paroled, black people was chill. They was like, "O.J. out!" We was like,
"I'm sorry, who? Hmm?" But on the inside, we was going, "The Juice is loose!
The Juice is loose! The Juice is loose! He's loose!" Whoa, Roy... (cheering, applause) We were happy. On the inside. Roy, O.J. is a convicted felon. I'm sorry, who? I don't know
who you're talking about. Let me give you some advice. You, the genius master race. Comes courtesy
of Dr. Martin Luther King. You probably swung by his house
couple times, back in the day. Uh, what Dr. King always say-- "Keep your eyes on the prize." You've got Donald Trump
in the White House. He's got Jeff Sessions
by his side. You want Confederate monuments, Jeff Sessions is a living
Confederate monument. Play it cool.
Play it cool. When Obama gave us reparations,
we didn't grab tiki torches and scream, "Direct deposit,"
we just cashed the checks. Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait--
black Americans got reparations? I'm sorry, who? Thank you, Roy. Roy Wood Jr.,
everybody.
