The Marines Malevolent Cryptocurrency Scam | a Warhammer 40k story

we the marines malevolent recognize the importance of privacy and confidentiality in the marketplace of the 41st millennium the emperor hardly needs to know about every grox stick or chaos artifact or dark eldar rule 34 comic is loyal subjects consume does he no need to bother the man that's right brother fraudulence that's why the bright sparks in our r d division have devised the malevocoin a fully secure fully safe and fully functional cryptocurrency developed using proprietary blockchain technology available to purchase now on all good exchanges in fact we're so confident of malevocoin's success that you can't acquire it by way of exchanging any other cryptocurrency because this will be the only one around in a few years instead malevolent is available to buy directly using every form of fiat and commodity-backed currency galaxy-wide including old teeth wow what a steal ditch will be crumpling themselves to death to get their hands on my leather coin smile politely then turn to face camera don't delay purchase your malevolent now while stocks last can i have my squig back now no you didn't say the line properly so we're going to kick him to death by gork's teeth your marines malevolent gets you strong and despicable yeah yeah tell it to your acting coach i have to be honest fraudulent i don't really understand how this whole thing works we have fake money and people buy our fake money with real money for more purpose as i understand it the fake money can be hoarded they're exchanged back for real money for massive profit once it accumulates in value so how do we make money from this oh we destroy all the fake money before the investors have the chance to withdrawal leaving us with all their real money and leaving them with our worthless scam coin i think they call it a carpet push or something how uh excuse me how do we destroy the fake money hey toaster [ __ ] you didn't tell me how to finish the scam [Music] support system is keeping your candy ass going good luck i'm behind seven proxies look how to reform you all right i'll just bind through the liquidity pole from here what do you mean have you been looking to pull some kind of oil did it not encourage you to research cryptocurrency and this before trying to pull the cryptocurrencies down absolutely not that explains so much are you going to do it or not yeah sir just need to make a quick tweet first well hurry it up this energy pornography isn't going to buy itself fragilis francis check twitter we've been rambled oh there go all our suckers we're ruined why in the emperor's name did you trust the dark mechanical with our plans we needed nerds nerds with zero mortals drupals oh this is a wake-up call i think it's finally time for the marines malevolent to go legit what did you have in mind you

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Length: 3min 39sec (219 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 09 2022