The Lucy Show LUCY'S SUBSTITUTE SECRETARY

Loosli starring Lucille Ball starring eel Gordon well mrs. Winkler I'm not the type of man to high-pressure anyone into making a hasty decision but I'm sure you'd be more than satisfied if you give our bank a chance to handle your late husband's estate well I appreciate your interest mr. Mooney but I think I'd like a little longer to think it over of course and now I must be getting back to Pasadena and remember mrs. Winkler our bank offers more than just business relationships with us you would be treated as a friend and a member of the family well I must say mr. Mooney I like the way you make a person feel so so sheltered and protected ah well that's our policy Oh miss are you alright yes I apologize for my secretary I'm terribly sorry please forgive me oh my heart is still pounding the way you sailed across that death I rather enjoy the action once in a while I'm so tired of having Boy Scouts always trying to take me across the street hey mister it's a good day mrs. Wingo it's so nice of you take it that way really thank you so much mrs. Carmichael do you realize mrs. Winkler is a very important potential client well yes mr. Mooney I said it was an accident I I just heard what are you doing with all that junk anyway did you come here to work or to try out for the Olympics no sir the girls here at the office loaned me all this stuff too late take the Lake Arrowhead tomorrow oh yes I almost forgot tomorrow is my vacation you mean my vacation when you're not here it's my baby I was just getting a little practice the personnel office sent me over to see mr. Mooney secretary Oh oh that's me I'm Lucy Carmichael hi I'm Audrey fields I'm going to be replacing you on your vacation Oh Oh Oh fine fine well mr. Mooney just stepped out and I'd be glad to introduce you to him when he comes back won't you just sit down well maybe while we're waiting you'd show me around and tell me what my duties are oh well it's just the usual secretarial work you know answering the phone typing letters and filing and things like that and if I can do it anybody can now tell me about mr. Mooney just what kind of a boss is your employer well let me put it this way he's more boss than employer he yells a lot oh one of those huh yeah well I'm sure that a man like that can be handled with tact and diplomacy oh well that's just the way I handle mr. Mooney I have found that the best tact and diplomacy is just yell right back at it only one well I'll tell you what I want you're supposed to put addresses on letters before you take them to the mailroom yes I'll be glad to help but who's this oh that's miss Audrey fields she's going to replace me during my vacation Oh how do you do how do you do mr. Mooney please sit down sit down thank you well tell me miss fields have you had much experience in this sort of work oh yes sir my last position was his private secretary to the president of the North Atlantic Trust Company Oh private secretary to the president well yes you must have been with the company for quite some time no not really actually when I started the situation was rather similar to this one I replaced a girl who went on her vacation and mr. grant was so pleased with my work that he kept me on by the time she got back I had assumed so many of her responsibilities that they made her my secretary I'm not interesting yes very well now it will be a pleasure having someone with your experience around here to help us you know mr. Mooney you remind me somewhat of mr. grant oh I do uh-huh of course he's a bit older how old is he at least forty Oh you know this to me now that I see how young and attractive you really are I'm really sort of surprised that this office is furnished so uh conservatively conservatively oh yes mr. Mooney now for instance these grapes they're really terribly ordinary today people are going in for fun patterns and lamps um with a message lamps with a message and now let me see the robe looks like it's in good shape maybe shampooing it would bring it back to life it is a little dad isn't that I think that we should move my desk just a little closer to yours and then we'd still have plenty of room here in the middle for a nice and formal arrangement something cozy and warm huh how about a love seat with an incense burner a hardly I like your suggestions very much miss views very much indeed hey mrs. Carmichael yes sir before you go to lunch will you get in touch with an interior decorator yes sir make sure we get someone very avant-garde and modern oui madame and get someone up here to shampoo this rug and bring it back to life yes sir there's nothing worse than a dead rug oh and if anyone calls I'll be up to luck yes sir now there's one more thing yes sir are you interested in lunch miss fields you oh dear now come on Lucy fat worry waiting to see these cookie outfits I borrowed for you from the studio all very high fashion and look honey this is the wig Audrey Hepburn Laura the picture we saw you know some nights you can be a brunette just for kicks well Mary Jane I appreciate all the trouble that you went to but I just think I should call Lake Arrowhead and cancel my reservation Oh Lucy all year long you look forward to this trip now don't blow it just because some girls taking your place at the office that's just it taking my place she's a tactical con mr. Mooney into making my vacation permanent mr. bunny wouldn't allow a thing like that ha I know you two have your differences but mr. moon he's loyal if he wasn't he to hired a good secretary a long time ago you're a big help anyway she's more than just a secretary she's one of those tricky chicks you know what she is what she's a one-woman Peyton Place you make her sound like a real femme fatale she look like oh nothing special she's about the same age as me when I was younger attractive but not beautiful her figures okay but not Wow you know so what are you worried about she's just a girl I know but she's so good at it mr. please not gonna be taken in by someone like that he's a respectable married man he's also at the dangerous age he's past the dangerous that's worse men go from dangerous to desperate now you're just letting your imagination run wild now why don't you go up to Lake Arrowhead and stop worrying about your job look I'm not just worrying about my job I don't want to see mr. Mooney led astray by some designing woman is there anything you can do about it well I can stay around where I can keep an eye on em and see they don't get too cozy you're supposed to be on a vacation you can't be seen hanging around the bank well now they don't have to know it's me that's hanging around the bay no not another one of your kooky papers all I know is I just got to protect her mr. Mooney from that that menace a new paragraph confidentially I think my approach to landing the winkler account is far superior to mr. Cheevers old-fashioned fuddy-duddy way oh by the way where did these flowers come from oh I brought them I thought they'd make your office just a little more cheerful uh uh our office mr. moody oh there's no lovely I was hoping their fragrance would help overcome the aroma of mrs. Carmichael's perfume that seems to linger on oh is that her perfume hmm I thought that was insecticide good morning mr. Moody's office oh the interior decorator is here good good send the decorator in please I just know you're going to love all the ideas I have for your office our office ow I'm Margo of margles mad mad mod and carrier she has a mad mad mad exterior to God won't you come in thank you I'm a mr. Mooney secretary oh you must be that lovely mrs. Carmichael I spoke to on the phone no mrs. Carmichael is on vacation I'm taking her plate Oh mr. Mooney mrs. Carmichael sure thinks the world of you yeah she says you were so kind and considerate and so loyal no by the way mrs. Monet I'm glad to hear that we got on with the decorating why not over here I thought we should have some very bold masculine drapes a pattern that would reflect mr. Muniz personality maybe something in an animal moti how about something with a stripe down its back yes stripes stripes a very in this season as our way and over there where there we thought we should have a very important painting like what something that art lovers can communicate with no well if it's communication you want how about a Salvador Dali then when anyone comes through the door they could say hello Dali communication yes well we don't think about that now over here I would suggest that we put a nice cozy little bar a bar oh yes mr. Mooney nowadays more deals are made over a bar than over a desk true true I'd like the bar to be made out of something unusual like law well now what do you have in distressed wood well we have some walnut that looks a little worried whenever you figure a melancholy mahogany you want something really distressed we have some pecky Cypress it's on the verge of suicide I know what I'd lie were maypole Oh Mabel good with a beautiful blonde finish to go with your hair oh sweet and maybe a black base to go in the room well if you ladies have settled your decorating problems we have to get back to work oh don't let me interrupt you two just go ahead like I wasn't even here I'll just take of your measurement Oh fine now let's get on with our correspondent Oh would you read me the last paragraph of memo I dictated yes sir um confidentially mr. Kavanagh I think my approach to landing the winkler account is superior to mr. Cheevers old-fashioned fuddy-duddy way fine fine fine now that memo goes to mr. Kavanagh and be sure that this one goes to mr. Cheever and don't get the mixed up because if you do I am in terrible trouble oh I'll be very careful mr. Mooney perhaps mrs. Carmichael could make that mistake but I never one more thing are you interested in lunch miss for you with you yeah mrs. Carmichael could make that mistake but I never could the stock that you mentioned will be acceptable as collateral for the loan that you are requesting however if the loan will not deers my name is Jose Fernandez apparently you're here to shampoo the rub apparently a Coptic Abu Turab mrs. Carmichael send someone over here to shampoo the rug when we have important work to do now she is a real birdbrain don't you make arrangements to come back later this evening I know I cannot work a night a night I have to Siesta don't you take your sister in the afternoon no Esther my girl tonight I have to see Esther really shampooing the rug while we are working what a bother I unify the Mason yard but I don't yes mr. Seaver yes Sam what about it well and you criticize my feeling of the winkler account and you also refer to me oh sorry oh well my secretary must have made a mistake in transcribing I know I've never thought of you as a buddy what I think I say bothered you are already pretty listen ready Freddy you had better get ready to find yourself another job will another putty daddy if we don't learn as we clear account I'm gonna visit abate not a laundry can you explain how this happened but I just end up shampoo don't you worse than anything with my limited I'm loving this like in the world Oh God Oh you're bending my and I'm sorry mr. Mooney mrs. Winkler still doesn't answer Oh we'll keep trying keep trying if she takes her account to a rival Bank I'll be looking for another job oh good morning morning mrs. winter I want to see you won't you sit down we've been trying to get you on the phone all morning I'll have you good thing some friends at Lake Arrowhead oh and while I was there I ran into that adorable secretary of yours mrs. Carmichael what a dear dear girl oh well that's very generous of you to say that after the way she sprawled you across this desk oh nothing of it she's just a spirited young thing I was the same way when I was younger my this office seems though dead and empty without her why you are Fonda her well she's my kind of people I like doing business with my kind of people yeah well now I can arrange to have the papers all drawn up for your signature tomorrow oh well mrs. Carmichael be back tomorrow oh I'm afraid not oh well why don't you have mrs. Carmichael call me when she gets back from her vacation and we'll settle things then whatever you say oh my she certainly is eccentric well she'd have to be to be so fond of mrs. Carmichael she's also very forgetful here's a handkerchief now I wonder why she insists on mrs. Carmichael being here before she'll do business with us now she went to Arrowhead Arrowhead I am beginning to smell or beginning to smell the rats perfume now look at these initials Elsie Lucille comma what in the world could she be up to why she's here to spy on us well why would she want to do a thing like that she's jealous of me jealous well as a woman she's aware of the great admiration that I have for you mr. Mooney now what was it you said they used to call you in college speedy baby so you came back did you to get the handkerchief before we discovered your initial hey could you come on oh don't give me that guy - movie oh you don't know what you just did like what you made me do yes I'm sorry miss sorry I not only throw out an important client I have thrown my entire career Oh miss Chiba yes sir majors weekly was just in my office oh I don't know what you said to her but congratulations congratulation yeah she wants you to handle her account personally she's a newly independent no-nonsense type she likes your spirit says you remind her late husband splendid my boys blending mr. money see I'm lucky for you well it's lucky for you that things turned out the way they did where are you going miss field to Arrowhead I've had enough of this kooky joint speedy if you're stuck for a secretary mr. mone I I can take my vacation some other time that is if you still want me to work for you one thing I have to get settled first let's answer are you interested in lunch mrs. Karma with you yeah

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Length: 25min 26sec (1526 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 20 2012