O.E.E. presents; The Lucy Show-Lucy and the efficiency expert

The Lucy Show starring Lucille Ball co-starring Gale Gordon I know I'll be with you in a minute I gotta make sure that all this stuff is exactly where it belongs tonight well can't you do that tomorrow morning oh I have to do it tonight I won't have time in the morning why because everybody has strict orders to be at the bank an hour early tomorrow to meet the efficiency expert who is being sent over to check on how mr. Mooney is running the bank's fish and sea expert is mr. Mooney worried is he I haven't seen him so scared since his wife started taking karate lessons I don't blame him for wearing those efficiency experts can be very tough you know yeah yeah we had fun working at the studio he came in to show him how to save money on a picture we were making called a gunfighter a Gower Gulch and you know he figured out a way they didn't have to pay the actors oh they use real bullets Oh Mary Jane you're joking yeah I heard on the red guilting joke Oh for heaven sake cause I don't know what they need with an efficiency expert around here when they've got mr. Mooney you know he never wastes the thing he makes me straighten up bent paper clips he makes me cry knots an old rubber band you know what he had me do last week but send out my typewriter ribbon to be dry clean that's real efficient that's real cheap okay I'm ready to go I'm getting a training for Muniz new time clocks yeah if you don't touch it it touches you yeah I heard that on a Jackie Gleason show come on let's go now mr. Casten the efficiency expert has made drastic personnel changes at other branches of this Bank because they were not run properly however mr. Casten will find no fault at my bank house it is run competently by punch conscious work with one possible exception that's the same excuse who gave me the last time well I met mr. Mooney I'm not late the bank isn't even open yet I specifically requested everyone to be here 1 hour early this morning and everyone was here 1 hour early except you and you are 10 minutes late well that's an improvement I'm usually 15 minutes late you see you can't even be late on time never mind there's no time for excuses now staff remember this is a very important occasion for our organization I want this bank to get a special commendation from mr. cash what him it's him it's him it's the efficiency expert no it is not the efficiency expert it's mr. grant learned a very important perspective plyo it's a client it's a client's mr. Graham not much higher quiet ah good morning was driving mr. nice boy am i a little too early or no that's quite all right I'm quite all right I was just giving the morning instructions to my staff well please continue don't let me interrupt well thank you very much when you have together thank you well why don't you sit down make yourself comfortable thank you now then staff as manager of this Bank I will see you through if you follow my instructions I'm sure mr. Casten will be very impressed alright I get this the name is Caston Oliver Caston okay for short the good morning was testing I am Theodore J Mooney the manager of the bet well ding-ding-ding ring out the news why is everybody standing around this is a bank not a mob I stopped standing around like a bunch of stiffs tellers get behind the cages bookkeepers back to your boots from five and twenty factory files thanks wait wait wait right right woman round no smoking on the job either shape up a Shabaab wagon and mr. Casten sir you've made a terrible mistake I don't make mistakes I correct them but sir mr. Branson doesn't work here he is a perspective and important client how are you glad to see you lad sorry about that cigar just a minute are you yeah take this one there's a cigar and a father you like sloppiness pick it up sorry about that what does he stand there with all the life is it too important oh this is a good girl nice to see somebody around here who is efficient efficiencies my brother this business and this girl is a picture Madeline any screaming don't suck your thumb it's a dead giveaway you've got a good career around here not by what's burning this girl that's going places yes and I'd like to tell her where mr. Paston said mr. cast I'm just cloudy okay okay okay I I mean if we do excuse me sir mr. granson and I have some important business to discuss is that so why are we hanging around here for mr. go go go go go you read me yeah where do you think you're going when mr. Moody if she's my secretary oh you sly dog you we've got work to do you go go go go I read yes sir come with me to do I didn't need to it's quite all right there I'll listen of all now the team we got to do it uh I see what you're doing stare into my bald head oh no no sir my mind it's my brother's position I used to have a beautiful full head of curls pull them out by the roots why why because five minutes every day is saved by not having to calm a lot of messy hair oh that's efficiency yes sir by the way sir my name is Lucille Carmichael Lucille come on come on come on Lucy Carmichael that's three syllables Lucille two souls together that's five syllables in an average day I'll have to address you 41 times that's a total of 205 someone's Terron I'll just call you red yes now let's get crackin show me about the bank there's work to be done covered by just that probably outta me is just a waste of time yes sir yeah don't you ever waste any time at all sir can't afford to you see I have 12 children to support well children how long you've been married 12 years that's efficiency come come I think the terms and conditions of this Agreement are more than fair well thank you thank you our bank is most anxious to have the grande punto company as a member of our happy family well now if my board of directors agreed with the terms of this loan I think I can assure you of the Breitling toy company a cup oh good good do be seemly very shortly but you'll find there finds been a pleasure doing business with you sir thank you sir no Munna you rascal you've done it again mr. Casten is not gonna like you wasting time dancing Oh has he finished his tour of the bank yet yes and you know something he is a very amazing man he keeps going like perpetual motion go-go-go work work work quickly quick I wonder what makes him repeat everything I think his mother was frightened by a bunch of radishes now look has he suggested any changes for the bank not yet but I'm sure he's going to yeah he's been walking around looking at everything shaking his head and making little notes in a black notebook oh well I'm gonna make sure that he finds nothing wrong in here that's it that's our filing cabinet good what a wall heater it's in direct line with the water cooler so well that isn't division you see the water isn't as cool as it should be because of its contact with the hot air hey it's pretty good thinking I think you're an expert on hot air no you mean I better move this thing with a nice foot uh yes there it is right here oh yes that's that's better I think so too well I I hope I'm mr. efficiency expert approves of this mr. Mohn mm-hmm Aaron are you afraid in him before him certainly not I don't particularly like him it reminds me of my wife is she efficient - no she's ball say how many ladies do I have to send out see what if they got here one office one executive one secretary good good good good good good yes you'll find nothing wrong in here I mean that looks fine except what is this water cooling doing over here thought I wouldn't notice it huh it should be over there that's where it used to be who's the idiot John spanner the water coolers by the door every time the door opens and closes there will be an influx of our the graph will change the temperature in the water and you're not thinking morning oh you're not taking morning well I'm I'm doing but I can't be cheap I know that baby matter of fact the main office we all think you're very good good good good good boom even have a little reward for you what's that sir the key to the executive washroom oh thank you do you like it and one other thing this is money I'm going to take your secretary away from you oh you don't have to do that no sir you've done enough for me already well what time do you want her to report your office she's already in my office no sir this is my office that is what well if you use this what am I going to use for an office I just gave you the key I want you to keep a careful record of any messages I might get you understand yes sir now I'm going to lunch I'll be back in precisely seven minutes yes sir this water cooler I wanted it boom it's still here but I give an order I want a navaid wanna line up with boom I wanted to move boom boom boom but I said hold it no free planners stop that thing's it reminds me of a sergeant I once knew yeah haven't you helped me enough already you Benedict Arnold you oh you don't I am glad to say I've only been here two days and already you're beginning to shape up beginning to shape up but but still plenty of room for improvement room for improvement Moony there's a spot on your tie may I say that sloppy sloppy sloppy sloppy sloppy Moony stompy stompy stompy stompy stompy know that some of you resent by making you coming in earlier than usual but remember time is money yeah the early bird catches the worm a penny earned is a penny save a stitch in time saves nine never put off for tomorrow what you can do today birds of a feather gather no more birds of a feather gather no moss I mean what is that that's efficiency oh I put two Proverbs together sir you see birds use moss to build their nests people deposit money in banks to feather their nests so it's a good slogan for a bank birds of a feather gather no moss by Judge I think she's got it oh you can all learn from her running two days she's absorbed my methods of management I'm one of my office will rewrite my report take over and yes sir I'll take that right can watch everything keep it going right right follow that don't three brothers watch that all right now hear this things are gonna be different around here they'll be no more goofing off when I give an order I expect you to jump jump jump jump do you hear me we're gonna work as a team we're gonna put our best foot forward our noses to the wheel and our shoulders to the grindstone all right everyone your posts go go go go go now speak to mr. Carmichael all right what is it GM well mr. Carmichael in all the years of our association I could never get you to do even your own work let alone extra jobs but in just two short days mr. Casten has turned you into a human dynamo why well because yeah mr. Casten sought me the meaning of efficiency he gave me ambition he gave me my get up and go mr. garrison has taught me the power of positive thinking I can be anything I want to be success goes to the worker not the sugar do you remember the story of the grasshopper and the ant grasshopper and the ant I've been so busy I forgotten about the birds and the bees thank you job PM go go go go go all right open up open up there we go honey toes everybody good morning there's one glad you see you're glad to see you glad to see you glad to see you good morning glad to see you glad to see you oh hi Mary Jane so say are you all right sure why well you were gone when I stopped by your apartment for breakfast this morning that's right I left at 6:30 you know the early bird catches the worm all I wanted was toast and coffee you're so different I turned over a new leaf Mary Jane I've learned in order to get anywhere today you've got to move mumu by the way I'm gonna have to call off our bowling date tonight I'm working late oh well can we go tomorrow night sorry I'm working late tomorrow night to see Lucy I never get to see you anymore how about lunch today okay oh I'll pick you up at 12 but I have to be back by 12:00 14 right I'm entitled to 16 minutes but yesterday I took 18 so now I owe them too you better stop washing your hair with that soft water it's seeping into your brain dad how's everything going Oh fine sir I'd like you to meet my friend Mary Jane mr. Casten I glad to see you glad to see y'all I want to tell you lucky to have a girlfriend like her she knows her way around the business world she has a bright future she's gonna get ahead I hope so she's one friend mr. president sir I'm sure you'll be pleased to know mr. Branton called Bradford toy company is transferring all of its business to our bank well good good good furthermore they are going to borrow $1,000,000 bad bad bad what do you mean bad how do we know they'll be able to repay that loan oh they're in very good financial condition then how come they have to borrow money hey good thinking that how about that but they're a very good risk I've seen their financial state but did you see that Factory yeah probably no they're running their company efficient yeah how do I know that if you didn't see the fact they have you own the whole message when you're holding I say a few things run around to all the money we're gonna run an offense easy check on their Factory come with me red right right - try not to make any more mistakes while I'm gone that's fine with that girl okay and this is the department that where they're very very proud of we've combined our shipping department with our hobbyhorse assembly line army horses are a big poppy light and with us hundred hobby horses big profit yeah you might say this is the only business in the world that you can make money horsing around muttering one dump truck what was that boys in addition to assembling the hobby horses we send the other toys the end of the shipping department when there are haha well well well where where they're taking a 15-minute coffee break and they deserve it by the way to run a business mr. Brannon you must be off your rocker rattling office Roger what do you mean the coffee breaks for girls to have alone Toland can handle it but even one even one well mr. Casten if you can show me a way to run this operation more efficiently I'd appreciate your worries are over baby get behind that something I read if I may just get into this and get in man well who as I say get in there moistu are thermal efficiency is run oh excuse me I'm needed in my office have no fear captain this here just a minute mr. banner will turn on that conveyor belt turning on again but yeah by the time you get back we'll be running this thing smoothly show you what efficiency really is yank your bread go ahead red you're on your own make me look good yes sir you can handle it baby yes sir just don't panic yes I make a big deal out of it they put Bob Roth army and they need one yes sir good one look at this favorite baby you're gonna make me ladies doing fine it's not Archer so you got it perfect they went thattaway fun fun with the word that's the way those for our development comes another one you had this new defeat attagirl you're doing fine I can teach you brain surgery in a week thank you sir I think this will make a great investment for the back good I hope so sir you went very well baby you certainly have bright ideas sir well I got a bright girl I get a broad eyes all here comes another one right here but it's a gun ordering two teddy bear teddy bear teddy bear good girl yes sir doing fine right now one red teddy bear one yellow hi you're on your own kid figure this one out by yourself I'd so much for me good girl good with the tail and don't forget the tail that's very good to do ordering six yellow homeless yellow handles where the hound dogs honey around dogs that there are eight the hound dogs where the hard on denim if you can get over good morning now Michael good morning mr. Mooney and no sir but I have the morning mail oh yeah you are thank you Oh mr. Mooney something he knows well yes sir I I just want to tell you how happy I am to be working with you again well thank you listen it is nice to have the bank back to normal yes mr. Casten may have been efficient but he certainly made everybody a nervous wreck oh he did indeed oh by the way sir yes this top letter is from mr. Cheever and you have to initial it and send it to the main office as soon as possible thank you very much mm-hmm would you like me to deliver it for you sir no no no no need for you to bother I'll have the messenger take it over boy so what is it sir and take this to mr. Cheevers office they want to just quickly as possible go to worry sir I'll hurry I'll go as fast as I can I'll just you you you you

Channel: Outlaw East Entertainment

Views: 31,117

Rating: 4.7791409 out of 5

Keywords: Lucille Ball, Outlaw East Entertainment, Lucy Show, red head, comedy show, television comedy classic, women in comedy, Phil Silvers, funny, humor

Id: syM7ulXwGBk

Length: 25min 20sec (1520 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 21 2011