THE KING'S SKY LASER - Diplomacy is Not an Option

the bam welcome to diplomacy is not an option everybody it's a town building defense game will we be able to survive the ravaging hordes let's find out okay right we've got a fun fun little castle this is where i live uh we've got we've got some troops we have a catapult but we need way more going on the mongrels are coming right we need to build uh what have we got going on uh we've got a few folks hanging out so let's start out with fish delicious fish today's fish is trout allah cram enjoy your meal uh this is like a nice natural barricade but then again the whole the whole other sides are not looking super hot uh we can get some berry pickers delicious berries wait how do you want to lay this out ah sure i have two of those uh we are going to run out of people relatively quickly but that would be fine give me some of that good lumber make a pair of those oh okay there's baddies mongols in the woods it's just uh i'm pretty glad there's no friendly fire um otherwise we'll be having just just the sad times uh so we've got to kind of clear out some of these bases that are out and about uh what are we building slowly abruptly hit our forces what not my forces i love those okay we are going to need some extra housing the wood is not good need a porter we could do that okay right food good delicious uh they are just so slowly killing that house you thought the catapult would be a little better at blasting houses hey is that guy coming for me no god there's a lot of a lot of these mongrels okay let's see if you can aggregate some people in uh we gotta watch out because they can just sneak in the back and attack us okay more of the mongols are kind of coming out of their camps they are leaving some magic little blue stones for us soul crystals uh guys you watch out what do you get yourself killed be careful nice be right there okay pick up the crystals and then just come on home wow god that guy i think i got blasted all right we need porters to help kind of carry some of this stuff home all right we're doing okay in the wall we are going to want some defenses at some point once these porters are built they'll be able to carry the resources back home and we should be should be a bit more chill right kill off the nerds take that okay let's go it's going good maybe just pick up stones on my way nice okay porter i specialize in wood and you specialize in fish okay woods being transported back the lord the pigeon from the scouts has arrived enemy forces are only a day's march for me here uh no problemo uh we've got a little bit of wood we can start getting kind of like a fortress up do we just want to get a tower and a wall great plenty of wood plenty of good the good stuff going on love it and it might make sense for us to begin a watchtower spectacular view oh that sounds just great sure build me one of those uh we want to train some troops to defend land uh is how the troop training song goes if you ask me great come down here right food's okay but not perfect uh we wanna maybe get a granary but i can't do that until i am getting some stones we need even more porters to kind of move all of our junk around and then maybe some houses what's that sound do you like the sound of some house oh wait oh there's so many things that we should be building and i am bad at planning enemy forces are approaching my lord enemy sir bloody thousands of them uh builders hut bright roger that okay they're coming from this way oh we can see so many wow there's a lot of them huh wait wait okay they're gonna come in this direction and i'm gonna need to get my boys my boys up and running uh-oh the wall the wall it does nothing the goggles do nothing hopefully my archers will kind of help take orders no don't go into the fight just try and kite them for me please don't attack my towers okay these these foolish foolish barbarians the enemy caught our unit unaware my lord own it wait did someone die oh we're okay be right there uh you guys please please leave us here okay all looking pretty good okay we're making good progress we're coloring enemy camps got some of their delicious snacks who doesn't love snacks from an unprovoked aggression uh excuse me sir unprovoked aggression i don't know i feel like uh what we're doing is pretty pretty provoked god do we just like move up right now okay one of those specializes in stone the others can just do whatever they like uh food we have too much food okay give me a granary sure and we need more houses i kind of want to just fortify this area instead okay right those guys can all just like handle that work you can send some troops out so i feel like we should be more aggressively trying to clean out clean out camps uh also we can actually research what do we want this one oh that costs wood that's wood comfortable shoes 20 water speed okay i'm into that good job boys good job now let's get another watchtower i just want like some better vision going on uh just so i can kind of see see what's happening elsewhere like that's a great natural wall that's a good good bit of a wall uh oh that's how you delete your own stuff oh oh the enemies are coming oh okay not prepared at all uh maybe we could have left some of those porters uh right at minimum i want some towers uh maybe prioritize this building okay we've got some spare people going on let us get some more porters oh okay right no good natural defense so heading for wood i reckon if we just get a couple of towers over here we might just have to try and like kite them oh they came to actually try and attack me what the hell take this good job good job wait he's not dead charge he's gonna chop my house okay bad bad enemies are shifting to the top gear on the way okay the enemies are gonna come along do we have time to erect any more wall ooh not really what ready to take orders oh god look how many of them there are down with the king but that's me okay right we're gonna try and just keep them a little busy i need the catapult to really kind of do some heavy lifting here uh can you just bomb in the middle yeah my walls oh night oh my god the cat's ball is very strong okay maybe now we can actually fight uh that's my tower you'll chop it up okay okay uh yeah turn auto repair back on and we're good we survived the day the the attack it was fine okay some additional builders probably probably good for business yes we are kind of slow on the old building front you're right i think we called the enemy abruptly hit our forces what where over here boys are getting a bit dinged up okay okay okay why why the porter's not porting do you want like a storage warehouse would that help sure simple obelisk doing the obvious i've got the cash why not the limit of this building so we've got some spells astral ray and summon some five dark knights oh that's where we're getting the magic powers for okay right i did play the tutorial but you know i'm not good at learning oh man like who would have thought in the medieval sort of vibe you just need so many porters our fortifications are under attack who over here what the hell why do you leave the gate open oh no they came in they like stabbed a boy this guy fortifications are under attack hello timmy the enemy's coming which direction that way okay that is not where i fortified right we're not gonna build walls down there i've got two minutes before this next wave comes in uh i'm gonna come up here roger let's get the old splatter pull up we are good ish on wood give me some towers and we desperately need houses enemy forces are approaching my lord okay the enemies are on that way this is bad for business uh do i have time to get some more archers there's all of our new people uh but hopefully it's okay uh i need more houses really quick ready to take orders ready to take olders man are they from new york give me some targets hey i'm archerinia okay here they come i do have sky laser what's up good opening shots uh oh there's two waves do you want to try the sky laser fortification oh my god oh my god it's so good uh wow i did not realize it was like just a continuous beam right uh pretty pretty good um tower please leave that way yeah okay we're relatively good on wood we'll put like more towers in when we need them but for the time being i want to go and get more uh magic to blast the bad boys okay right maybe some more swords although man the power of the arrow and sword combo pretty good those fools they've just got pitchforks how can they hope to defeat me the king well i'm glad that we had that wall up because otherwise we would have just been attacked uh which would be less than chill fortifications are under attack my lord oh god will they get through that before i defend i don't know let's throw down just loads more houses oh i think they're gonna bust it down before i make it okay we might just need like some permanent archers on walls to help like deter okay he fools just attacking that wall instead of the boys coming to fight okay good job good job everyone you did you did fantastically uh one side we can protect with our sky laser we do have more crystals and if we're more aggressive taking out the enemy camps we should be chill our fortifications are under attack my lord what are you jerks i'll just just a few massive jerks okay they're doing good uh wood's still coming in i can't get an engineer's guild that lets me start squirting out more catapults man maybe we're a bit late i feel like we might have needed that earlier can you guys go this way come on up yes and you can slay okay town's coming coming together we've got ton of food some more places are full of food but could be worse they are coming from everywhere they are coming from everywhere so we just trained some boys we've got people and food um anyone who's not indoors in like 10 seconds you will die okay i'm more worried about this side than the other side where are they they're gonna be like oh the trees okay right i'm just closing the gates i'm so sorry on anyone who's out there goofed our fortifications are under attack my lord okay pretty big attack but not the biggest attack uh wow that thing is that tower is going down so fast um laser oh this attack is significantly smaller oh no i guess not they're just drip feeding in a little bit a little bit slower uh you can open the gates now i was thinking like auto opened and oh my towel fell did i kill my boys what's going on what the hell happened to you why did you go that way are you fool like food highly possible oh aka god the sabre the voice of the vo's this is pretty nutty my lord i have to warn you an unknown disease found its first victim among your citizens oh uh right we need to handle that so grave diggers we need a couple of them get a hospital up front somewhere sure cemetery great okay town's looking good building some fortress our fair people are starving my lord oh no famine and enemies are coming from this direction okay that's not the end of the world our fortifications are under attack my lord oh nuts okay oh the catapult probably got this okay right catapults do your thing okay is this fish gonna come back or do i need to like super expand out oh man i need i need a lot of things uh wood is not one of them man i will happily research better wood okay we can build lasers if we need to build blades lasers how much we got we've got enough one good laser i'm worried about when we run out we need to like aggressively start fighting people but the food is bad i like that they're attacking from behind as well that's less chill luckily we had some defense over there i didn't kill my my berry huts uh okay it's fun little musical sting okay the enemies are coming do you want to summon the dark knights okay they're kind of chopping wait why are my troops out there come back dark knight cover him you guys trying to try and find the way back oh wait how what how come loads of my troops are out there our fair people are starving a famine don't worry after tonight there's probably gonna be less mouths to feed defenses are holding pretty good man i just kind of wish those soldiers wouldn't run out and who are you he the gravedigger because maybe wait until after the battle these guys should have attacked more in uh like formation right foolish barbarians nice okay we defended i think huzzah okay we need some aggressive expansion as we are starving to death okay this is just just a blood bath man killing our foes way more fun than having my guys get killed uh they're getting a little bit dinged up but that's okay they'll be all right our fair people are starving my lord hello famine oh my god look look how many of them there are uh this this is this is not the fight for me i think that we're gonna lose the catapults right you guys cover their retreat uh enemies coming from the other direction right wait oh no was it the famine oh my people my people staff okay that ain't good uh we can try and sky laser them we have the technology why am i guys let's get some arches but now fro fools okay that's bad uh okay skylake's time this is this is what you get for messing with me um although to be honest maybe i can understand why they would rise up against this like king that has some kind of just god laser attack attacking elsewhere up here always up here our fortifications are under attack my lord okay how goes the war the worse my lord i have to warn you an unknown disease found its first victim among your citizens lumberjacks cut all the trees okay then you shall die uh we lost a lot of boys our fair people are starving my lord oh no the starvation that's the real the real bad times for me maybe i shouldn't be a king starving ready oh no look the the catapult starved i think these guys are just coming to try and help they're trying to overthrow me in my starving populace do i not have any other like way of getting food it's just berry pickers okay all my cat spots have died my army is falling apart this is bad this is real bad your people are suffering from an unprovoked aggression that a zombie that was even a man uh-oh okay well that's definitely less good oh it's these jerk-offs again okay we have one catapult left two minutes to defend one of our squads suddenly got into battle by the way oh they actually killed it what the heck our fortifications are under attack well that's super bad for business uh please put a tower back up okay there's gonna be a lot of enemies coming our way uh there's not a huge amount i can do about that uh let's get some more watchtowers fortifications are under attack my lord i think we need to do this with lasers uh shut the gates uh my berry huts that did nothing uh we can't laser this uh my people are getting attacked oh god the laser did not kill nearly enough our units are under attack where else is fighting happening oh the enemy abruptly hit our forces fortifications are under attack god take this to fear the power of the king my king vision oh god they're still coming our fortifications are under attack you flee fly you fools one of our squads suddenly gone into battle oh wait no there's so many of them more sky laser we've survived this attack we had to use a a whole load of lasers to do it and everyone is starving people are sad we're maybe we should just like destroy some of the towns our fair people are starving my lord yeah they are our fortifications are under attack because these fish don't work anymore man the berries are not enough our fortifications are under attack my lord please just berries the enemy abruptly hit our forces our fortifications your own thing where are fortifications under attack i was just nerds up there fortifications oh yeah i get it i get it please shut up our fortifications are under attack oh god it's all zombies because they didn't bury anyone those great diggers oh there's just zombies all over my base our fair people are starving my lord okay we have two days to prepare for the next fight we have just no food coming in whatsoever bad bad bad god oh god everyone is starving we have a few lasers this might just be like a can we just like defend the castle i think this this is how it's going to go our fortifications are under attack oh no people are starving bad boys bad boys broke in these guys have got cool hats oh they're definitely now nuts we're not even going to make it to the next day like the next wave oh god they could have three minutes just not ready for that i was hoping to go and try and get some more crystals oh they came from behind um we are not going to survive this my tiny little force damn you with the anti-king sign smashing up my house do you know how bad that makes me feel fortification our fortifications are under attack god this wasn't even the main attack and this has gone so badly our fortifications are under attack yeah pigeon has arrived they're on their way to attack fortifications are under attack my lord i know oh god half my army just stopped uh okay they're attacking from potentially just the worst spot possible what do i even have left of an army four catapults five archers we have no food everyone is starving to death the pond's dried up none of my berry places were getting me berries uh and there's just zombies everywhere oh the undertaker's dead oops that probably explains why there's a lot of embarrassment abruptly hit our forces okay there's a zombie there that guy is just like oh jeff jeff what's going on mate why are you hitting the wall suddenly got into battle the king's gonna be mad our fortifications are under attack uh oh god there are zombies everywhere are under attack okay well the builders built that tower our fortifications are under attack my lord like one of our squads suddenly got into battle my lord our citizens have nowhere to live so we build more houses for them my lord citizens have nowhere to live our fortification well do they really want to live here this is not prime real estate at the moment the guys are literally starving to death our fortifications are under attack oh look the undertaker came and took the other undertaker away there's so many of them the lasers just won't even dent that i like little natural parts pretty good work sky lasers just like little groups are pecked in the back real sneaky are fortifications i can't even see the main horde anymore our units are under attack oh we've got three food sure just we've just fined two guys to give swords too oh you came out the wrong door just the fresh recruit like oh reporting for judy holy that's a lot of bad boys uh castle castlevania that didn't do nearly enough damage warriors dying from hunger that's under attack it's so true i'm out of crystals my house has been taken down are under attack we died and he was killed six thousand man real cool a bam see that was diplomacy is not an option everybody um this is just the uh demo of the game so it's super early and there's not all of the content in the game yet um but man really cool a lot of fun um do you want to play some more until next time everybody see ya

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Length: 31min 53sec (1913 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 07 2021