The JHS Show Holiday Watch Party

hey hey what's up i just thought we'd like gather around here and play some songs while the show's getting off yeah you gotta have to let the show has been like wrapped up right right right i don't know what if we sing my favorite song santa claus is coming to town cool let's do it i don't know any better watch out you better not cry you better not because i'm telling you why santa claus is coming to town whoa wait he's a stalker creepy yeah throwing shade at santa this time of year [Music] that was good what's another song that um i avoided as a child jingle bells do you avoid that one yeah yeah okay it's shockingly familiar and similar to the last song that i hated jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is [Music] jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride in one horse open [Music] we should start right now yeah cool [Music] i think yo what's up everybody [Music] be seated and silence your phones and hush your babies it's me cool santa claus coming at you with a jhs live stream it's the holidays once again and as we like to say in the north pole it's the holidays once again i have my guests with me christmas tree addison hi and also josh hi it's good to be forced onto this episode so you know we could have i mean you could have at jhs because i'm not affiliated with the company because i'm santa right uh you know you guys could have come out with some original content for christmas oh some somebody fell down in the background that's okay it's one of one of the elves they'll be fine they've got we've got a we've got a that covered um we could do some i mean you could do some original content this year but we decided you decided to do some reruns yeah 52 weeks of content yeah it starts to really press against your dreams and your joy yeah absolutely so today we're going to take a look at what i consider as basically the wizard of the season your greatest uh a tribute to a holiday that's really about me wow um your first ever jhs show uh christmas special it's i think it's the only one right well you did kind of a black friday like holiday thing last year which to be honest i was a little bit disappointed i feel like so you're saying our christmas content has gone downhill it has and that's why i'm here okay um do you think today is going to be any better that's my question well you know i think that because i'm here it's already at least 10 percent better okay so you know because i am santa yeah i'm up i'm up for this i mean sometimes we can learn from the past to make our futures better right right right right right santa i have one question yeah what's up what's up what's up who's the better christmas tree me or that christmas tree on the screen right there you know i'll you know what i'm going to give this this one to you today you're a better christmas tree santa you know thanks yeah wow so we're going to watch the first christmas special together commentate on it and the christmas tree over here hasn't hasn't seen it it's like 2019. 2018 i believe 18 yeah so there's a real pre-covered 19 innocence yeah there really is the we're uh i mean you guys who are different people literally um and uh i just i think that this is gonna be good and also a lot of people who probably have subscribed to your wonderful channel that i'm not a part of right i haven't seen that we have a problem where a lot of people are selfish and they don't watch every single episode and we pour out our heart and soul to make content and sometimes nobody watches it so that's exciting it is that we were kind of forcing people to watch what they never wanted to watch exactly exactly exactly yeah this is good right it's kind of like when you force it's like when you go to a hotel and it's like there's only like three channels and it's like the same movie on everything and you end up watching like ice tr ice road truckers right right right i would never watch that but i've seen everything yeah yeah yeah i'm a big fan mostly because of all the snow anyway we're going to be giving away some uh also giving away some pedal boards today we've are gonna be announcing the winners to um addison over here uh did a uh did uh oh sorry christmas tree over here did a a giveaway um a couple weeks ago and now we're going to announce the winners nick was there too yeah oh that guy is really cool i like that guy a lot he's cool he's cool um we're gonna get into this thing but we're gonna announce winners all throughout this program so let's get started shall we yeah i i i guess we'll just let's do this yeah we're gonna watch this and just pause things as we want to and yeah cool graphics oh pop right here wow that's a lot i remember i remember really focusing on the miking technique yeah the tone was important to me yeah yeah good evening i'm josh and welcome to the jay chess wait pause who's the better christmas tree santa uh your son you're still a better christmas tree son thanks okay now look at that sweater look at my face looking deja vu here i look younger yeah i mean you are i'm super excited for you because tonight we have a jam-packed show we're gonna answer your phone calls we're gonna give away some stuff and most of all i got my old band back together we're out of a 29-year hiatus here we are yes and the kringles i got little saint nick on the drums guitar hold up okay holding that drummer i like his style he looks familiar i like his style and tragically we lost our bass player and founding players are really horrible to work with yeah pretty difficult now plays keys and they depend i think you guys are honestly better later you can find them on groove shark don't advise it though the depression would cover me change their name to that personal jesus which is it's christmas themed appropriate guys i think santa claus is coming to town my favorite wow [Music] right pause it right here now a lot of people don't remember this or they didn't know because i lied to them during the episode i'm using a positive grid solid state digital amp modeler oh if only you had a way to draw on the screen to show us where it is technology yeah there's like this uh is it underneath the christmas tree yeah it is it is okay wow amazing shall we yeah yeah yeah [Music] i really do look younger like there's a significant difference in how young [Music] age is a hard thing there's some good risk i i don't play a lot of gibsons speaking let's call us here well they're right we'll talk about later okay jeff plays a prs we need to talk about that later yeah okay everybody has that one friend that has a prs [Music] that's an enormous bow on your i mean on nick's kick it's a tone though there's a booth next to it what's going on what's happening yeah paul smiles plus see everybody has that friend they have like a prs and i don't know it's like just a weird friend that everybody has santa how do you feel about it here's the thing we we were approached about at the north pole yes and i just couldn't i just couldn't do it you know i couldn't pull the trigger i didn't want to be that guy yeah i like john john mears prs is nice yeah there's a couple um i just it's anyway moving on yeah yeah yeah i think that something pretty magical is about to happen in this gym okay let's listen [Music] see what people don't realize about the band yeah there's a depth here without words so don't fear the reaper santa comes in the dead of night and what we're trying to say is don't fear don't fear me yes yeah don't yes cause in a lot of ways santa is reaping by giving right yeah yeah yeah i feel so honored by this song yeah it's when you came to town that one time the guy wrote it listen [Music] what i remember is nick was out of control he physically we broke up 29 years before this and he went to work at a grocery store had never played drums since and he was unhinged wow oh listen he's falling apart yeah i just think it's his joy of christmas coming out ooh is that mod i hear chorus on my guitar i think it was a ce2 i think chorus is the most cool yeah we're trying to settle nick down but he's little saint nick was really hopped up there it feels so good to play again guys man that was amazing i think you know i just feel that jam gave me just this feeling of like really wanting to give back you are santa because i am santa i i'm probably the most giving person ever ever i literally spent my whole year in a lot of ways you're like a a really nice giving warlock like a you're kind of it's kind of magical yeah yeah yeah people don't speak about your witchcraft a lot yeah most people don't like people kind of just assume that i have like a very christmas-based magic but i have a whole other set of skills it's another deck of cards yeah i got a whole other skill tree um let's announce one of these we were once sponsored by skulltree oh yeah yeah i remember that um okay uh the first winner of the holiday giveaway is jason hunt [Applause] good job caught my beard good job jason way to go jason good job jason you you won something and all you had to do is roll out of bed and you were a winner you literally just had a christmas tree what did he win well let me uh let's look here underneath the tree here's what we have jason you have won a muffaletta a spring tank a lucky cat a double barrel a volt power supply from ernie ball and a silver uh i forgot the model number but it's a light mono pedal board with some patch cables and some velcro and some stickers and so did this get clear this is like almost a thousand did anybody clear this by me and like purchasing or anything that's a lot well i i don't i took care of it we got we cleared this on it like it's on me you're not paying me in like dogecoin or something are you no all right no i'm not i got i'm i got like a whole other make sure in accounting that we're clear that's a lot that's a thousand dollars at least jason congratulations you just got at least a thousand dollars in gear i'm gonna put this in my uh bag and i'll be delivering this to you myself thanks santa wow that's that's very kind and giving of you it is it is i i do agree okay all right let's move on let's listen to some more of these jams okay wait hold on hold on does he have a dinosaur in his shirt yeah he does a velociraptor that's a t-roc it's a t-rex does it say tree rex all right let's move over to the phones i heard we had a few callers there's a number on the screen if you're just tuning in tonight i'd love to answer those questions uh nick i heard we have a few callers so take it away uh yeah um chet wagner wants to know why did chris and the christmas on the naughty list this year that's a good question why did we break for that uh really you know music's hard we uh we toured relentlessly for about four or five weeks at torah vanderpart and you know drinking that and jeff he looks secure i'm not a jazz guy i've never been down with that stuff but he really got into it and loved it i hate jazz you know what let's change the setup guys um jeff i've changed a lot man you're a great player take it away let's let's go to jazz town oh jazz oh boy did you just put on a sports jacket where did he get a sports jacket i remember being like it's like magic i really wish i could play like that he's just moving the same cord around wow that's true he is this is more like it yeah there's nothing like a power chord to do a positive grid what's this song called [Music] [Music] this song is so pointless i feel like christmas songs don't have anything of value to offer us nick was getting in there really excited about that all right all right that's enough of that jazz stuff all right let's do one more let's give away let's see let's let's give more away let's do it all right i kind of honest nick i know i've been away for like almost over over a month yeah i came back and he's gone yeah it's weird his desk was cleared off what yeah i didn't know anyway give away stuff that's fine okay board number two is going to robert the beauty you got it robert let's see what's underneath the tree that you won oh my gosh this one's pretty good too do they get the clear bin because we're having a shortage of those on the production floor can we make sure all of this is ran through accounting yeah i told you i told you i got this i don't care that you're santa you're the irs doesn't carry hey guys robert wants to know what he won i just santa comes in i've got it i've got it taken care of is jhs okay should we be worried we're fine it's been our best year ever but i don't want some water i know taking my production off the floor listen this is on the dl i know a guy at the irs okay so i've got you covered i just need to make sure i'm serious i told you i have magic that goes a little bit beyond christmas okay then magically fix the books here go ahead i have business go ahead christmas tree okay uh robert you've won a pedalboard light from mono this one has the box so congratulations you have the box to this one that's the box it has the box he has the box he has he has the box i had a real hard time finding that button i've been gone a long time welcome back john what what what's in that what's what else is what else you got we have another power supply for your board from ernie ball uh that also has the box it has okay uh you get a 3 series hall reverb that we just released that also has the box man and you get the 3 series delay with the box at this my fingers physically hurting oh my goodness because it's resting there um this is the three series phaser also just released this is like 500 so it's like fit i need to know can somebody katie can we check with accounting i gotta know i gotta know that this stuff's accounted for like in the book i don't know how many i wish you would just trust me i think he's giving me i can't trust a man that magically freaking appears wherever he decides to i wasn't finished let the christmas tree talk if you didn't write and we get in an audit what am i gonna let me hunt him down the warlock prince who flies around in a carriage with reindeer that fly i i gave i gave katrina my number she can get a hold of me i'm just practical for your magic well that sounds like your problem did he win anything else he won he won a three series distortion that also has the box uh and just like the last pack you got some velcro you got some some zip ties you got some stickers josh is gonna show him here look at that sticker from ernie ball my goodness congratulations i'm making notes fifteen hundred dollars on the books give or take because it's a it's a non-taxable gift i really need to make sure the cpa knows this all right what does that mean it means i don't want to go to jail over giving people things that saint nick over here stole off the floor go ahead uh move into another song [Music] ooh different time signature my biggest problem here is we played this and it wasn't night yeah it's not a holy i can tell it's like if you're playing oh holy night in the daytime you are lying yeah and it's about jesus and if you lie about jesus right it's like a double whammy okay i'll put you on the eyelid that pink jackson ended up it kept breaking strings [Music] fall on your knees the irs audits you because saint nick steals crap from your factory hey can we pause what were you on i just wanted to point out that the low the lack of low end is really disappointing me as the christmas tree yeah the person that used to mix all this wasn't really good at it well maybe it was just that he was just learning how to do all this stuff and that maybe because it was so long it's funny because when i learn things i make sure they're good before i act like i know what i'm doing if you really think about it because i learned how to not steal stuff and give it away without running it through our accounting department i told you like we're not like a tiny business i just can't do under the table i just hate that it's just lo-fi it's just old school like the beatles there's a difference in lo-fi and yeah like having a bass phase issue actually yeah i'm hearing some bass phase and like the 100 you can tell the overall i think you guys are being a little unfair you might as well use a drum replacement software and just keep lying oh that would have been way better drumagog oh he can shred [Music] oh intercept again at night the sandman wait is it enter santa man yeah by chance okay yeah because at night right that's when santa enters your house santa presents oh a lot of wow going on here [Music] i still have those house shoes santa have you ever had like legal action taken against you for breaking into homes it's like a little creepy it kind of feels like there was one wait [Music] that's it's pretty good we'll talk about that yeah we'll talk about that in a minute there was an incident i remember i miked the head of the marshall it had a really good tone really i've never done that before 57 on the logo really it retains high end that's not there wow do you blend that in with another mic no 100 mix wow [Music] they're still going [Music] it's a long time when you get it out of your system it's like it's like when you sweat out a sickness you ever go in like a hot room yeah well you're sweating out the other whatever this is i actually i had a death metal band in wizard school called sweat out the sickness it was before i kind of took more of a turn for the jolly so yeah let's have you ever had legal action taken so yeah you do you remember that um movie miracle on 34th street yeah so that is based off of some true events i okay did um i did whack a guy on the head with a cane one time but he was a candy cane or a real cane see that's the thing is it was a candy cane really and a lot of people misconstrued the information see what happened was is the media reported it and they did not put the word candy in front of the king i just it was this is what it was he said he said he made a comment about at that time i was a slightly bigger man yeah you're looking good he's looking really happy now here's the thing he made a comment about it and i i this is what i did um is there like a let's pretend these glasses are the candy cane i i bopped him on the head and i said don't be a silly goose that's what i spell we cast i i cast a spell on him because you are alive so that's like i need people to understand no yeah yeah okay there is like a lot like a lot yeah you honestly need to be on like a high security kind of like if you turned well you're more powerful than superman yeah right right right right well i just want to say you've broken in to millions and millions of homes breaking into thousands of years it's a pretty strong word it's break you go down a chimney i listen i i tear but if he doesn't break anything though do you want to hear how i do it or sorry or whatever christmas tree sorry basically what i do is i i tear a hole in the time space continuum okay and it's just like a i use a certain it's a tear and i am able to go into that hole into so you're like doctor strange you're like a ripoff well technically a lot of dr strange's folklore is based around my life story in a lot of ways so i just wanted to state to the public that you're basically a criminal witch that's so powerful that you could probably break the earth and kill us all but nobody cares and you're invited in now it's like okay it's sickening if bringing joy to people is a crime then lock me up all right let's listen to the rest of this oh wait we didn't talk about the degen part yeah you did the part is the d silent in the word that would be gent yeah i love a gentle part do we need to give one more board away we should do it we should we should do it uh the next board that is being given away is going to a logan gillespie logan [Music] hold on can i just are you going to get upset about this one too josh because i don't know if this one was a cake am i going to get upset about not being asked if santa can take things for free from our production where we're trying to make a profit and then get audited and go to jail no i'm fine santa you did talk with with your i mean bill that you could do this right yeah um bell um yeah who has the most christmas themed name of everyone that's true um oh i don't know oh that's right we even had a noel one time that was weird it got really weird around here that's true i remember i remember that no i did discuss with her um i basically what's going on right now is for every one petal that's i've taken my elves are making five more are they doing it to our quality control standards because i've frankly seen some of the crap and i don't know and i don't mean to i don't mean to i won't even get into yeah probably smart i don't really even know what you're talking about because i don't think our quality control is all the target toys are your bee stock and they're trash go ahead it's fine who told you about that i know a lot of stuff somebody is going to get coal in their stocking this year anyway don't worry about it forever you source your coal i mean is that getting hard we need to move on yeah fossil fuels are a real problem with just like environmental issues i don't know away from coal we're getting into polymers moving away from i'm not we're not left or right we're just centered we're just christmas are you also planting a christmas tree for every petal you take you know what i mean no i don't see how that how that well you're coinciding we need to give the stuff that you stole away you're you got a natural you got to help the environment you got to plant a christmas that's not a bad idea it's not a good one it's not a bad you've won uh some great stuff too that has a high value that josh is probably gonna get upset about you've also won a mono pedalboard light with the box are we to do this whole thing again huh we're going to do this whole thing again and you've won an emperor v2 that has the box and which by the way i've played this recently my gosh that's good you've also good because we put it out here at jhs right is everything hhs good we're great if we didn't have a freaking witch thieving stuff got it you also uh won a three series delay with the box and uh paul gilbert a pg14 uh here for you it doesn't no it doesn't it has the box to miss right here who's paying his royalty like are we paul has to make a living you can't give away you're hurting paul now it was me it was my employees it's my family you're an evil witch paul warwick i guess is more proper yes that's correct paul's gonna get some extra christmas presents under the christmas tree this year okay even if he doesn't believe in you because i can't the irs is gonna ask that that's true if this is more irs is going to ask you if paul gilbert believes it because if he doesn't believe in you you can't pay him he can't see how it works you can't be i'm not a fairy i'm a christmas wizard i don't care if you believe in me you're not take money from something that's not real in your head are you a warlock or a wizard is there more things to give away go ahead we're up at about twenty two hundred dollars here that i don't feel like is accounted for well thankfully we don't have to account for this one because ernie ball was awesome and gave you a volt as well for your with the box yes uh you know in the normal thing velcro wait i haven't showed these yet every pedal board that we're giving away today also comes with ernie ball flat raven patch cables so and it has the the package it's not a box package is not a box don't thank you for clarifying packages are you know you're a tree right yeah i do you know your destiny i do you're mixed up with this warlock is there can i just ask you a question i feel like i feel like something about the christmas time has got you sad did some is did something happen on christmas that made you this way do we have time for this nothing happened that's the problem i never had christmas and i feel like i'll never know what christmas is and i hate you i hate you because you never came to my house and i can't help but i grew up in a trailer and didn't have a chimney and you never worked that out with my parents and i here i am i'm almost 40 no gifts until i bought them for myself i don't like you you need to refund everything you've stolen today and all the therapy bills i have and stuff and you've heard a lot of people not everybody has macaulay culkin's freaking house in chicago with the chimney okay christmas movie i never liked it i don't like i don't want to be a part of a holiday that singled me out as a kid and left me out yeah man i feel ya and i know this is no excuse but in the okay in the late 80s and early 90s uh unfortunately my portal technology uh was not as advanced as it was now and so there's something about that really i'm born in 82. yeah i know it really wasn't literal manger with no toys from 82 do you remember the y2k scare i was already a teenager well a lot of people were concerned about all the computers turning off and that really had more to do with the fact that i was uh i had to go on to mount everest and fight a fight thor to acquire the ability to talk in our trailer we need to move on and i need to look straight in the camera and i need to say this this santa warlock is a huge security issue to our world um you've all seen avengers in game you've all seen you've seen it it's gonna play out with this guy with too much is i don't even know what i don't know that you're i don't believe in you yet you're here no i don't like you ouch wait so you are a warrior we need to move on yeah let's listen to the rest of this and i really gotta get out of here this is just starting to feel really uncomfortable it's divine right guys i feel like we still got it after all these years i don't know what you think but i think we do hey hit like if you liked this episode subscribe to the channel and there's a bell shape and you get notifications also don't forget to read the description and enter the giveaway and until next time from our heart the giveaway is already over this is from the past christmas you can really play guitar santa didn't give me that ability i worked for it yeah you did kind of on your side josh nothing's free somebody's paying apparently i'm paying today merry christmas yeah not in my house jeff really is a good player [Music] i'm basically just a big fake you know like i figure out a few things and then you just do the same thing over which is music right seven you're right about that [Music] you know one you know them all you know yeah well let me play the lower the high g right big shocker same thing you've heard weezer oh yeah i have you're right this is kind of weezer-esque nope it's not it's taking so turn it's it's i've always felt that free bird is a christmas song and from alabama i that's how my family you know we got through like santa never showed up we just played a lot of skinner and hung out in the lawn and stuff what's christmas like in this outfit it's hot is it it's hot the christmas trees are like real nasty because these pine weevils and they like eat all the trees and yeah glad i'm in the midwest [Music] i was in abandoned high school we recovered free bird just brought back a lot of memories you ever seen elizabeth town no i will [Music] this is good yeah he's shredding i think jeff's better at guitar than you i don't mean that to be hurtful [Music] i'm honest about my abilities santa is not honest about it's his ability to kill us all and rule the world and be the freaking the next oh now you're both ready whatever see i have a critique here this doesn't typically work well when you have two guitar players [Music] man this is good music [Music] it's the christmas aggression it's the spirit of the season for me i guess [Music] oh sorry cnc wow that was beautiful that was good you know i think this this whole event was full of a lot of things um a lot of discussions about taxes and uh my alleged crimes which they're not alleged you br there's songs about it well you know don't we have one more oh you're right we do let's let's not get into the weeds let's give away let me do a record for that okay i gotta bring some kind of normalcy to this madness it's really long is it gonna end okay there we go uh today's record time is brought to you it's invisible it's a technology that a lot of people haven't seen paul gilbert has a christmas album it's called twas that's twas yes um it's really good you should check it out i know you can't see it but uh it's everything you saw us trying to do only it's actually paul gilbert like really doing it um check it out yeah yeah yeah yeah okay paul gilbert twas it's a blue cover so that's why it's invisible all right the joy level is decreasing twenty two hundred dollars in the tax fraud let's keep going well let's give this last thing away i have news for you this one this one itself is probably worth about that much maybe a little less but this last board goes to our patron jordan seal congratulations jordan [Applause] thank you christmas tree for those sound effects thank you for your support and patronage hey jordan check out what you won bro you got a jhs space commander you got ooh i love this one a unicorn v2 you got a lucky cat delay and guess what is it black or pink ooh uh i think it's pink actually i don't know we could we could open it up it doesn't matter that's six hundred dollars i'm just worried about that pink one yep okay yep 600 oh man you also have a morning glory v4 and [Music] 800. okay where are we at here oh the bender from the legends of plus say a thousand because why not why not oh charlie brown v4 with the box three series hall reverb 13 i'm going to jail did you write any of this down does anyone have i have a very when i get out of it and i can't find you because you're up in your north pole doing your bull crap with your elves bringing joy to all the people of the world finnish fine a crayon and thanks to our good friends at ernie ball you get a pack of white patch cables pricey two you get two volts to power your board because you need that juice what are those that's a hundred dollars a volt we're like we're up almost we're over four thousand dollars total today and it's not accounted for i'm going to jail i told you i have a very good memory i don't care because i can't who can see inside your head big thanks to mono as well because you get a big old board with a case it's uh is it one of the flat boards it's not nope it's an angled blackboard it's amazing mano thank you ernie ball thank you jordan congratulations all of our other ones this was really good i liked reliving the the the way we did that back then we might need to go back to that stuff you know i obviously have issues i'm really i'm a self-aware person um but santa i still don't like you um you know i welcome anyone in and i keep my enemies close okay okay but you're stealing stuff and you're breaking into homes we need just whatever well i forgive you for how you feel about me so oh okay so just so you know that changed pretty much nothing all right i think we should probably stop now so anyway thank you for watching this episode hit like if you like this episode hit subscribe to subscribe to the channel and hit that bell icon to to to jingle jangle the notifications and get the so you know that yeah you see what i did there i do anyway that's it yeah get them laughing so they don't see you're a criminal that's i'm not a criminal it was a candy cane it was next thing we know there would be an eight-part netflix series about your entire life and how you ruined everything okay it's lunchtime we should go mm-hmm i think yeah i mean i'm done what are we just into just push the button that says

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Length: 41min 10sec (2470 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 17 2021